1. 你说不爱就不爱了，只留我一个人在原地徘徊。

1. You say you don't love anymore, and leave me alone wandering in place.

2. 敢碰我的底线，我就让你进医院。

2. If you dare to cross my bottom line, I'll have you admitted to the hospital.

3. 没有什么过不去，我不相信幸福，我只相信你。

3. Nothing is insurmountable, I don't believe in happiness, I only believe in you.

4. 天黑的时候，整个太阳都在我们的脚底下，我们还有什么可怕的？

4. When it's dark, the entire sun is beneath our feet. What is there left to be afraid of?

5. 人是一个贪心的动物，得到了这个，又忘不掉那个，舍不得三个字耽误了多少人。

5. Humans are greedy creatures; once they get this, they can't forget that, and the words "I can't part with" have cost countless people.

6. 你总是看不到我寂寞的时候，因为你不在时我才会寂寞。

6. You can never see me lonely because it's only when you're not around that I feel lonely.

7. 只有有了钞票，才能去钞票背面的地方。

7. Only with money can one go to the place on the back of the money.

8. 当年是不上大学一辈子受穷，而现在是上了大学马上就受穷。

8. In the past, not going to university meant being poor for life, but now it's the case that going to university leads to poverty immediately.

9. 初中的体育老师说：谁敢再穿裙子上我的课，就罚她倒立。

9. The physical education teacher in middle school said: "Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished by doing a handstand."

10. 谢谢你抢走了不值得我爱的男人，小四，谢谢你替我报仇了。?>

10. Thank you for taking away the man who is not worthy of my love, Xiao Si, thank you for avenging me for me. ?>

11. 好菇凉，不装逼，见到**就开踢。

11. Good girl, no pretension, sees ** and starts kicking.

12. 痛饮狂歌空度日，飞扬跋扈为谁雄。

12. Drunkenly carousing and singing through the days, proudly rebellious for whom do you claim to be a hero?

13. 姐的世界，不需要你，毋庸置疑。

13. In my sister's world, you are not needed, there's no doubt about it.

14. 我谈过最长的恋爱，就是自恋，我爱自己，没有情敌。

14. The longest love affair I've ever had is with myself. I love myself, and I have no rivals.

15. 一见钟情，钟的不是情，是脸。

15. Love at first sight is not about love, but about the face.

16. 姐妹如手足，男人如衣服，你断我手足，我扒你衣服。

16. Sisters are like limbs, men are like clothes. If you sever my limbs, I'll strip your clothes.

17. 幸福就是，想被爱的时候有人来爱我。

17. Happiness is when someone loves me when I want to be loved.

18. 我的世界，我一个人懂就好。

18. My world, as long as I understand it myself is enough.

19. 谁敢在我爱情里插一腿，老娘就把你腿剁了！

19. Who dares to meddle in my love, I'll chop off your leg!

20. 如果你视我为游戏，我就开挂虐死你。

20. If you treat me as a game, I'll use hacks to虐死 you.

21. 如果有一天我变了，记住是拜你所赐。

21. If I ever change, remember it's all because of you.

22. 你要怎样宽恕韶光丢失的进程使人伤悲。

22. How can you forgive the process of lost time that causes sadness?

23. 都说强扭的瓜不甜，但是不强扭，连不甜的瓜都没有吃。

23. It's often said that a forced melon is not sweet, but if you don't force it, you won't even get to eat the melon that's not sweet.

24. 我还在这里，一直都在，可你却不知道我在等你。

24. I am still here, I have always been here, but you don't know that I have been waiting for you.

25. 在家我是乖乖女，出门我是霸道女。

25. At home, I am a compliant daughter; when I go out, I am a domineering woman.

26. 实力造就经典，者绝非偶然。

26. Strength creates classics, and this is certainly not by chance.

27. 从今天起，我与全天下的男人为敌！

27. From today onwards, I declare war against all men in the world!

28. 你就这样固执的走了进来然后又温顺的走开留下了温度和惋惜。

28. You stubbornly walked in and then gracefully walked away, leaving behind warmth and regret.

29. 年少不轻狂，到老了拿什么说当年。

29. If you don't act carefree when young, what will you have to boast about in your old age?

30. 当年迎风尿十丈，如今顺风尽湿鞋。

30. In the past, I could urinate ten feet high against the wind; now, with the wind in my favor, my shoes are completely soaked.

31. 五年之后，无论出人头地，还是面朝黄土，兄弟照样是兄弟，闺密照样是闺密！

31. Five years later, whether we rise to prominence or face the earth, brothers will still be brothers, and close friends will still be close friends!

32. 喝了酒的红绿灯，脸一直红着！太多的汽车终于让公路消化不良了！

32. The traffic lights turned red after drinking, their faces have been red all the time! Too many cars finally caused the highway to have indigestion!

33. 多么痛的领会惋惜你历来不在乎。

33. How painful it is to realize how you never cared.

34. 如果我说我想一个人静一静，其实我比任何时候都需要你。

34. If I say I want to be alone, actually I need you more than ever.

35. 爱情不是等你有空的时候，再去珍惜的。

35. Love is not something to be cherished only when you have free time.

36. 自信人生两百年，会当击水三千里。

36. With confidence in life for two centuries, I shall aim to paddle through waters three thousand miles long.

37. 咱那么牛逼的人，还怕当回傻逼么？

37. As someone so awesome as me, what's there to be afraid of in being a dummy for once?