1. 一菲：哎，还不知道是男孩还是女孩，所以还不知道你是做奶奶还是外婆。——《爱情公寓3》

1. Yi Fei: Ah, I still don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I'm not sure if you're going to be a grandmother or a grandmother-in-law. —— "Love Apartment 3"

2. 听别人的故事，流自己的泪，堵在心里那口淤血，终于吐出来了。

2. Listening to others' stories, shedding my own tears, the blocked淤 blood in my heart has finally been released.

3. 一菲的妈：你既然要下周告诉我，为什么这么早跟我打电话，你这不是坑娘吗。——《爱情公寓3》

3. Yi Fei's mother: Since you're going to tell me next week, why did you call me so early? You're not坑娘(cheating your mother) like this! — "Love Apartment 3"

4. 悠悠：我拒绝和你同屏出现？——《爱情公寓2》

4. Youyou: Why did I refuse to appear on the same screen with you? —— From "Love Apartment 2"

5. 说的好，说了一大堆，我没怎么听懂。?>

5. That's well said, you've said a lot, but I didn't understand much of it.

6. 过去，不如微笑着，珍惜未来，因为生活，没有如果。

6. In the past, it's better to smile and cherish the future, because life has no if.

7. 你脑筋都不会转弯还敢说自己智商高。

7. You can't even twist your brain around and still dare to claim that you have a high IQ.

8. 子乔：四个字，简单粗暴、不择手段、釜底抽薪、瓮中捉鳖、一马当先、先发制人、方能无往而不利。——《爱情公寓3》

8. Zi Qiao: Four characters, simple and rough, without scruples, pulling the bottom of the cauldron, catching the turtle in the jar, leading the way, taking the initiative, can be successful in all endeavors. —— "Love Apartment 3"

9. 初中那种猴年马月的感情，早就只剩下形式了。 ————《爱情公寓3》

9. The feelings from junior high, those monkey years and horse months, have long been reduced to mere formality. ———— "Love Apartment 3"

10. 宛瑜：在一个伸手不见黑夜的五指。——《爱情公寓1》

10. Wan Yu: In a black night where not even the fingers can be seen. — From "Love Apartment 1"

11. 一菲：我用百度帮你Google一下就行了。——《爱情公寓1》

11. Yifei: I can just use Baidu to help you Google it for you. — From "Love Apartment 1"

12. 美嘉：我一口盐汽水喷死你。——《爱情公寓1》

12. Meijia: I'll spray you with a mouthful of salt soda to death. — "Love Apartment 1"

13. 原来向人道歉，可以用一块表……一盒生鱼片……一个气球。——《爱情公寓4》

13. It turns out that an apology can be made with a watch... a box of sashimi... and a balloon. — "Love Apartment 4"

14. 子乔：正所谓月黑风高夜，杀人放火天。——《爱情公寓3》

14. Zi Qiao: Just as the saying goes, "On a dark and windy night, it's the time for murder and arson." — From "Love Apartment 3"

15. 我不是蝗虫，我不是蜈蚣，我只爱贱哥哥，完美的感情。

15. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my贱brother, a perfect love.

16. 哥吸烟是因为它伤肺、不伤心！

16. I smoke because it harms my lungs, but not my heart!

17. 小贤：她六岁就发育了！哈哈哈，天山童姥！——《爱情公寓3》

17. Xiao Xian: She developed at the age of six! Hahaha, Tianshan Lao Lao! — From "Love Apartment 3"

18. 即使明天是世界末日，我们一样穿着得体，这是一种人生态度 ————《爱情公寓》

18. Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress properly. This is a life attitude ——— from "Love Apartment".

19. 小贤：学士硕士全灭，男博士仅能自保，要打赢女博士，哼哼，只有靠圣斗士了。——《爱情公寓2》

19. Xiao Xian: Bachelor's and master's degrees are all eliminated, male doctoral candidates can only defend themselves, and to win against female doctoral candidates, hahaha, only Saint Seiya will do the trick. — "Love Apartment 2"

20. 一菲：羞辱他，践踏他，蹂躏他。——《爱情公寓3》

20. Yi Fei: Humiliate him, trample on him, and ravage him. —— "Love Apartment 3"

21. 羽墨：空口说大号可是会长獠牙的？——《爱情公寓2》

21. Yu Mo: Can just talking big make your fangs grow? —— From "Love Apartment 2"

22. 一菲：我才不会跟白痴计较，否则别人会分不清谁是白痴。——《爱情公寓2》

22. Yi Fei: I won't argue with an idiot, otherwise others won't be able to tell who the idiot is. —— "Love Apartment 2"

23. 小贤：这次涉险过关我总结了三大成功要素：第一，坚持第

23. Xiao Xian: In this risky crossing, I summarize three key elements of success: first, perseverance in the face of difficulties; second, making timely and wise decisions; third, relying on the collective strength of the team.

24. 子乔：师妹成人妻，绿帽心中留。——《爱情公寓2》

24. Zi Qiao: My junior sister has become a wife, and the green hat is left in my heart. — From "Love Apartment 2"

25. Lisa:（指曾小贤的脸）不是软件的问题，你应该换台显示器！——《爱情公寓1》

25. Lisa: (pointing at Zeng Xiaoxian's face) It's not a software problem; you should change to a different monitor! —— From "Love Apartment 1"

26. 子乔：不要和我比懒，我懒得跟你比！——《爱情公寓1》

26. Zi Qiao: Don't compare laziness with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you! — From "Love Apartment 1"

27. 宛瑜：我是一个比卡巴斯基还要称职的防火墙。——《爱情公寓1》

27. Wan Yu: I am a more competent firewall than Kaspersky. — "Love Apartment 1"

28. 子乔：菲尔普斯山寨防水机，山寨机，就是牛。——《爱情公寓3》

28. Zi Qiao: The Phelps clone waterproof machine, a clone phone, is awesome. — "Love Apartment 3"

29. 我很单纯，喝水只喝纯净水，喝奶只喝纯牛奶。人生自古谁无死，早死晚死都得死。吕氏春秋有云，我的春秋我做主，爱咋咋地。菲尔普斯山寨防手机，山寨机，就是牛。

29. I am innocent, I only drink pure water and only pure milk. Since ancient times, who can escape death? Whether it's early or late, we all have to die. As said in the "Spring and Autumn of the Lü," I decide the course of my own spring and autumn, and I'll do whatever I want. The "Phelps山寨 anti-cell phone,"山寨cell phone, is just awesome.

30. 我的人生没有彩排，每一次都是现场直播。 ————《爱情公寓》

30. My life has no rehearsal, every moment is live. ————From "Love Apartment"

31. 小贤：大家好，我是你们的新小贤，曾朋友…——《爱情公寓1》

31. Xiao Xian: Hello everyone, I am your new Xiao Xian, once friend...——《Love Apartment 1》

32. 一菲：胡氏兵法有云，黄袍加身，逼上梁山，才能釜底抽薪，力挽狂澜！——《爱情公寓3》

32. Yi Fei: As Hu's military strategy goes, one must don the yellow robe and be pushed onto the Liangshan Mountain before one can pull the bottom of the pot out, thus reversing the overwhelming tide! —— "Love Apartment 3"

33. 小贤：说什么，这个时候你不会打算说个笑话给她听吧，那你就真成了笑话了。——《爱情公寓3》

33. Xiao Xian: What are you saying, you wouldn't be planning to tell her a joke at this time, would you? If you do, you'll truly become the joke yourself.—"Love Apartment 3"

34. 保安：跟着姨妈出来混夜店，你不是呆子，谁是？——《爱情公寓3》

34. Security Guard: You came out to hang in nightclubs with your auntie, you're not an idiot, who is? —— "Love Apartment 3"

35. 中华武器那么多你不学偏学剑。上剑不学学下剑。铁剑不学学银剑。终于学得人剑合一，成了剑人。——《爱情公寓4》

35. With so many Chinese weapons, why do you choose to learn the sword instead? You don't learn the upper sword, but the lower sword. You don't learn the iron sword, but the silver sword. Finally, you achieve the unity of man and sword, becoming a swordsman.— "Love Apartment 4"

36. 独乐乐不如众乐乐，羊癫疯不如人来疯——《爱情公寓4》

36. It's better to bring joy to many than to oneself, epilepsy is no match for madness caused by people——《Love Apartment 4》

37. 张伟：有句名言说得好，鲜花往往不属于赏花的人，而属于牛粪。——《爱情公寓2》

37. Zhang Wei: As the saying goes, flowers often do not belong to the person who admires them, but to cow dung.— "Love Apartment 2"

38. 我真想在你脑子里装个抽水马桶把你脑子里那些恶心的东西都冲掉。那他整个脑子都要被冲掉了。

38. I really want to put a flushing toilet in your head to flush away all those disgusting things in your mind. Then, his entire brain would be flushed away.

39. 一菲：我说了是如果，这是一个修辞手法，表示一下我对你的人道支持。——《爱情公寓2》

39. Yifei: I said "if", that's a rhetorical device, just to show my humanitarian support for you. — "Love Apartment 2"

40. 路人甲：太神奇了，交大半张白卷，竟然还能及格！——《爱情公寓3》

40.路人甲：This is amazing! With nearly half of the exam paper blank, they still passed! —— From "Love Apartment 3"

41. 一菲：把你不开心的事情说出来让大家开心一下。——《爱情公寓1》

41. Yifei: Share your unhappy things so that everyone can be cheered up a bit. — "Love Apartment 1"

42. 我真不是故意要知道的，你可以格式化我啊！

42. I really didn't mean to know, you can format me!

43. 张伟：一只被五花大绑的螃蟹，从十八块六的冰柜里，往二十八块六的冰柜里爬，我泪流满面啊。——《爱情公寓3》

43. Zhang Wei: A crab tied up with ropes, crawling from an icebox with a price tag of 18.6 yuan to one with a price tag of 28.6 yuan, I was crying with tears streaming down my face. —— "Love Apartment 3"

44. 一菲：开酒不喝车，喝车不开酒。——《爱情公寓4》

44. Yifei: Don't drive after drinking wine, and don't drink wine while driving. — From "Love Apartment 4"

45. 一菲：大灰狼都去忙着抓小红帽了。——《爱情公寓3》

45. Yi Fei: The big gray wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood now. — From "Love Apartment 3"

46. 一菲：现在身价不一样了，腰板硬了，说话气也不喘了。——《爱情公寓3》

46. Yi Fei: Now I have a different value, I stand tall, and I don't even breathe heavily when I speak. —— "Love Apartment 3"

47. 小贤：看，好男人就是他，他就是我爸爸。——《爱情公寓3》

47. Xiao Xian: Look, that's a good man, and he is my dad.—"Love Apartment 3"

48. 子乔：要在江湖混，最好是光棍。——《爱情公寓2》

48. Zijiao: If you want to thrive in the江湖, it's best to be a bachelor. — "Love Apartment 2"

49. 一菲：我只听说过黑化肥挥发会发灰，没听说过催化肥挥发会发臭的啊！——《爱情公寓4》

49. Yi Fei: I've only heard that black chemical fertilizer volatilizes and turns gray, but I've never heard that catalytic fertilizer volatilizes and smells bad! —— "Love Apartment 4"

50. 子乔：**，你小时候被猪亲过啊？——《爱情公寓1》

50. Zi Qiao: **, Were you kissed by a pig when you were little?** — "Love Apartment 1"

51. 展博：当我终于杀到城门口，却发现，整座城都飞走了。——《爱情公寓1》

51. Zhanbo: When I finally reached the city gate, I discovered that the entire city had flown away. — "Love Apartment 1"