1. 现代的婚姻是情感的产物，更是竞争的结晶。

1. Modern marriage is a product of emotion, but also the crystallization of competition.

2. 每一个嘴上说不想谈恋爱的人，心里都装着一个不可能的人。

2. Everyone who says they don't want to be in a relationship has a person they can't have in their heart.

3. 人都有以第一印象定好坏的习惯，认为一个人好时，就会爱屋及乌，认为一个人不好时，就会全盘否认。

3. People have the habit of judging good or bad based on first impressions, and when they think someone is good, they will love them as a whole; when they think someone is bad, they will deny everything about them.

4. 你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。

4. You told me to get out, so I did. Now you're asking me to come back, sorry, I'm too far gone.

5. 人不应当害怕死亡，他所应害怕的是未曾真正地生活。

5. People should not fear death; what they should fear is not having truly lived.

6. 唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也！

6. Only women and English are difficult to overcome, and only wives and jobs are hard to find!

7. 一个人幸运的前提，其实是他有能力改变自己。

7. The premise of a person's luck is actually their ability to change themselves.

8. 不是变化快，而是你太菜。

8. It's not that the changes are fast, but that you are too inexperienced.

9. 有钱人终成眷属！

9. Wealthy people will eventually find their true love!

10. 一个人越在意的地方，就是最令他自卑的地方。

10. The more someone cares about it, the more it is the source of their self-doubt.

11. 我讨厌我等了半天你的消息，结果就一句哦，你当我是讲故事还是讲笑话的？

11. I hate waiting for your message for so long, only to get a "oh" in response. Do you take me for a story-teller or a jokester?

12. 等到我结婚喝喜酒那天，就把我老公的前女友和那些搞不清楚的女人单独弄一桌，然后我挨个敬酒。

12. On the day of my wedding and the wedding banquet, I'll have my husband's ex-girlfriend and those unclear women sit at a separate table, and then I'll toast to each of them individually.

13. 废话是人际关系的第一句！

13. Small talk is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships!

14. 大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺！

14. Most people do only three things in their lifetime: deceive themselves, deceive others, and be deceived by others!

15. 人生的价值，即以其人对于当代所做的工作为尺度。

15. The value of life is measured by the work a person does for the contemporary era.

16. 财富就像海水，饮得越多，渴得越厉害；名望实际上也是。

16. Wealth is like the sea; the more you drink, the thirstier you become; and the same is true for fame.

17. 怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。

17. Talent is like pregnancy; it takes time to be recognized.

18. 谈一次恋爱，少一个朋友。

18. One love affair, one less friend.

19. 企业一定要有偷不去、买不来、拆不开、带不走，溜不掉的独特资源。?>

19. A company must have unique resources that cannot be stolen, bought, torn apart, taken away, or slipped away.

20. 你不要像垃圾桶一样，一直装啊装啊装啊装。

20. Don't keep filling up like a garbage can, keep filling and filling and filling.

21. 人生舞台的大幕随时都可能拉开，关键是你愿意表演，还是选择躲避。

21. The curtain of the stage of life may rise at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid it.

22. 不停地把QQ分组开了又关。关了又开，看着那些在线的人，却找不到一个可以聊天的人。

22. Continuously opening and closing QQ groups, watching those online, yet unable to find anyone to chat with.

23. 有所得是低级快乐，无所求是高级快乐。

23. Acquiring something is a form of low-level happiness, while desiring nothing is a form of high-level happiness.

24. 你信不信，会有个人认认真真的看完你每条状态包括底下的每条回复，但是一句话都不说。

24. Do you believe that there's someone who will carefully read every status update you post, including all the comments underneath, but won't say a single word.

25. 人如果靠吃饭活着，那饭不叫饭，叫饲料。

25. If people live by eating, then the food is not called food; it is called feed.

26. 帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！

26. What good is a general? In the end, he's still eaten by the pawn!

27. 博识家的话多浅，专门家的话多悖。

27. The words of the erudite are often shallow, and the words of the specialist are often paradoxical.

28. 敌人变成战友多半是为了生存，战友变成敌人多半是为了金钱。

28. Enemies often become comrades mainly for survival, while comrades become enemies mostly for money.

29. 不要等待机会，而要创造机会。

29. Do not wait for opportunities, but create them.

30. 我们在扣扣里有聊不完的话，可现实见了面都一句都说不出来就像陌生人一样。

30. We have endless things to talk about on QQ, but when we meet in real life, we can't say a single word, as if we are strangers.

31. 婚后的男女莫不喜出望外。

31. Both men and women after marriage are overjoyed.

32. 天才失败了就是蠢才！

32. Genius fails, but a fool!

33. 阿谀人人喜，直言个个嫌。

33. Flattery pleases everyone, but straightforward speech is disliked by all.

34. 男人最骄傲的人不是拥有过多少女人，而是他的女人，愿意为他拒绝多少男人。

34. The proudest man is not the one who has had the most women, but the one whose women are willing to reject how many men for him.