1. 世间最痛苦的不是如何选择，而是别无选择。

1. The greatest pain in the world is not how to choose, but having no choice at all.

2. 我的历史不好，不要和我谈曾经。

2. I'm not good at history, don't bring up the past with me.

3. 姑娘别随便折腾发色了黑发很美。

3. Don't mess with your hair color randomly, black hair is very beautiful.

4. 把永远爱你写进诗的结尾，你是我唯一想要的了解。

4. Write "I will always love you" at the end of the poem, for you are the only one I wish to understand.

5. 如果有一天我下去了，记住、我会上来找你的。

5. If one day I go down, remember, I will come back to find you.

6. 有一个稳定的爱人有几个随叫随到的闺蜜这是我想要的生活。

6. Having a stable partner and several close friends who are always available when needed is the kind of life I want.

7. 别站在你的角度看我，我怕你看不懂。

7. Don't view me from your perspective, I'm afraid you might not understand.

8. 能把感情这东西嚼碎了咽下去你就是王。

8. If you can chew up and swallow the stuff called emotions, you are the king.

9. 站在我身后不要离我太远，我怕一转身回头看不见你。

9. Stand behind me and don't get too far. I'm afraid that when I turn around, I won't be able to see you.

10. 你泼过来的冷水，我定烧开了泼回去。

10. If you throw cold water at me, I'll definitely boil it and throw it back at you.

11. 无性无爱假正经，有情有义真淫贼。

11. Pretend to be virtuous without sex and love, but a real libertine with emotions and sense of justice.

12. 不计后果做事是我风格，事后不后悔是我作风。

12. Doing things without considering the consequences is my style, and not regretting them afterwards is my demeanor.

13. 暗恋你是我的事情，你管的着吗？

13. Having a secret crush on you is my business, do you have the right to interfere?

14. 你可不可以像我爱你那样爱我一回，一次就好。

14. Can't you love me back just like I love you, even just for once?

15. 可以一杯滚水烫死我，也可以一杯冰水冷死我，但不能一杯温水耗着我，我要的是黑白分明、直接利落！

15. You can kill me with a cup of boiling water or a cup of ice water, but you can't exhaust me with a cup of lukewarm water. I want something clear-cut and decisive, black and white!

16. 分手之后的思念叫犯贱。

16. The longing after a breakup is called "cheap affection."

17. 不去可怜任何人，可怜之人必有可恨之处。

17. Do not pity anyone, for those who are pitiful usually have something hateful about them.

18. 我有感情洁癖，和我熟不容易。

18. I have a洁癖 for emotions, and it's not easy to get to know me well.

19. 我总等你先来找我，因为我确定那时你不嫌我烦。

19. I always wait for you to come to me first because I'm sure you won't find me a nuisance at that time.

20. 在那山的这边海的那边有一群蓝精灵！他们苦逼又聪明，他们加班到天明。

20. Over on the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea, there is a group of Smurfs! They are hardworking and clever, and they work overtime until dawn.

21. 以貌取人的人永远都不会太幸运。

21. People who judge others by appearances will never be too lucky.

22. 你俩狼狈为奸，别以为我看不见。

22. You two are in cahoots, don't think I can't see.

23. 为什么我吃德芙没有丝带，喝雪碧没有水淋下了，用苏菲没有两只小兔子出来！

23. Why do I not find a ribbon in my Dove chocolate, a splash of water in my Sprite, or two little rabbits come out when I use my Sufi!

24. 人生本来就是一场戏，演完就得死。

24. Life itself is a play, and after performing, one must die.

25. 我的愿望：每天喝到自然醉，每天睡到自然醒。

25. My wish: To get naturally drunk every day and to wake up naturally every day.

26. 我应该很美，管他身边有谁。

26. I should be beautiful, regardless of who is around me.

27. 亲爱，如果知道我会生气，可以不要去做吗。我不要之后的道歉。

Dear, if you know that I will be angry, can you not do it? I don't want any apologies later.

28. 睡姿决定发型，从今天开始，我要在家研究睡姿与发型的关系。

28. Sleep position determines hairstyle, starting today, I will study the relationship between sleep position and hairstyle at home.

29. 恩、哦、呵呵，三句话聊死所有热情。

29. Well, oh, hahaha, three sentences are enough to kill all the enthusiasm.

30. 做女人就要像胡一菲那样，外貌上的芭比娃娃，行动上的变形金刚，思想上的女流氓，学问上的东方不败。

30. To be a woman, one should be like Hu Yifei: a Barbie doll in appearance, a Transformer in action, a tomboy in thought, and the invincible Eastern Beauty in scholarship.

31. 我在你伤口撒盐，只是为了帮你消毒。

31. I pour salt on your wounds just to disinfect them for you.

32. 你配有真爱么，今天当这男人的情妇，明天就跑别人被窝去了。

32. Do you possess true love? Today you become this man's mistress, and tomorrow you'll run into someone else's bed.

33. 你不懂我，请不要评论，因为我不想你扮演傻逼。

33. You don't understand me, please don't comment, because I don't want you to act like an idiot.

34. 年轻的时候，我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸；年老的时候，镜子算是扯平了。

34. In our youth, we often make鬼 faces in front of the mirror; in our old age, the mirror has evened the score.

35. 谁说要带我去周游世界，又在最后偷走我的鞋。

35. Who said they would take me around the world, only to steal my shoes at the end.

36. 一个男人如果抛弃了一个视他如命的女人，那么他就会遇到一个视他如狗的女人。

36. If a man forsakes a woman who treats him as her life, he will encounter a woman who treats him as a dog.

37. 我们不停的翻弄着回忆，却再也找不回那时的自己。

37. We keep flipping through memories, but can no longer find the self we were back then.

38. 这年头，不早恋，不犯贱，不作弊，不叛逆，不抄作业，不玩手机，都没人相信你是学生。

38. These days, not having an early romance, not being a slut, not cheating, not rebelling, not copying homework, not playing with mobile phones, and no one would believe you're a student.

39. 我也是个女的，长这么大就没见过你这么犯贱的。

39. I'm a woman too, and I've never seen anyone as贱 (disgraceful or despicable) as you in all my life.

40. 是不是我不爱你，你就不爱我了。

40. Is it that if I don't love you, you won't love me either?

41. 对我不满意，请直接来给我说，别到别人那里去宣泄你无处安放的情绪。

41. If you're not satisfied with me, please come and tell me directly. Don't vent your displaced emotions on others.

42. 你好残忍，两个人的戏你却留我一人来演。

42. How cruel of you! You have a scene for two people, yet you leave me to act it alone.

43. 睹物思人的后半句永远是物是人非。

43. The second half of the saying "nostalgic for the person seen through the thing" is always "the thing remains the same, but the person is different."

44. 不是没后台，是不想耍大牌。

44. It's not that there's no backing, it's just that I don't want to act like a big shot.

45. 别把你骚样的面容当作你犯贱的资本。

45. Don't use your slutty looks as your capital for being a slut.

46. 不想和我说话就拉倒，别拿嗯哦呵呵那搪塞我，你当这叫床呢？

46. If you don't want to talk to me, that's fine, don't just respond with ums, ahs, and hehs to avoid it, do you think this is like a bed-making routine?

47. 我这种人又不会因为你一句话击碎我的玻璃心而连滚带爬去跳楼。

47. People like me wouldn't even consider jumping off a building, rolling and crawling, just because you shattered my fragile heart with a single word.

48. 你说分手，丢了再见就走，牵着的手，无奈放了手。

48. You said goodbye, left without a farewell, and the hand you were holding, you helplessly let go.

49. ***永远都是***，就算经济危机了，你也贵不了。

49. ***Always will be***, even in an economic crisis, you won't be able to charge much.

50. 我这个人啊是猪肉的理想，白菜的命，永远只有被醋溜的份，我多想被红烧一次啊。

50. You see, I am the ideal of pork, but the fate of cabbage, destined to be stir-fried with vinegar forever. How I wish to be braised just once!