1. 人生得意须尽欢，过了山海关都是赵本山。

1. Enjoy life to the fullest, for after the Shanhai Pass, it's all Zhao Benshan's territory.

2. 我是耶稣他儿子，椰子！

2. I am the son of Jesus, coconuts!

3. Please don't hold hands with you because I have black hair fluttering.

3. Please don't hold hands with me because I have black hair fluttering.

4. I am Jesus， his son， coconut！

4. I am Jesus, his son, coconut!

5. 顾客不是上帝，顾客只是上当。

5. Customers are not gods; customers are simply being taken advantage of.

6. The stock market is a lot of experience of people get a lot of money， people get a lot of money to get a lot of experience.

6. The stock market is where people gain a lot of experience and make a lot of money, and by making a lot of money, they gain a lot of experience.

7. I'm not familiar with Wu Bai， his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty.

7. I'm not familiar with Wu Bai; his brother was familiar with me for two hundred and fifty.

8. 男人有钱就变坏，女人变坏就有钱。

8. Men go bad when they have money, and women get money when they go bad.

9. According to a verbal statement without any proof， eat.

9. According to a verbal statement without any proof, eat.

10. 卖花的小姑娘拉着我，说道：大哥哥，买花吧，一看就知道你是花心的人。

10. The little girl selling flowers pulled me and said: Big brother, buy some flowers, just by looking at you, I can tell you're a person with a wandering heart.

11. 老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。

11. When I turned into a swan, you were just an egg.

12. 我最大的缺点，就是缺点钱。

12. My biggest shortcoming is that I lack money.

13. 你什么时候请我吃饭，一会我就出去给你买袋干脆面。

13. When are you going to invite me to eat? I'll go out and buy a bag of Pringles right away.

14. 时间对了，地址对了，情感对了，却缔造人物不对！

14. The time is right, the address is right, the emotions are right, but the characters are all wrong!

15. Ask a question: why do birds faint love sit in on line？ The best explanation is online to chat.

15. Ask a question: Why do birds faint, love sit in on line? The best explanation is online to chat.

16. Spring is not called out， the real thing is done！

16. Spring is not called out, the real thing is done!

17. Yesterday I went to the city to attend the pigeon competition， the result is a man went to the.

17. Yesterday I went to the city to attend the pigeon competition; the result is that a man went to the... (The sentence seems incomplete, and the phrase "the result is a man went to the" is not clear. It could be translated as "the result is that a man went to the...") 17. Yesterday I went to the city to attend the pigeon competition, and the result is that a man went to the...

18. I can't find my love umbrella， I would rather get wet.

18. I can't find my love umbrella; I'd rather get wet.

19. Bad things too depressed without too much when you can not overdo sth. what did not.

19. Bad things are too depressing without too much, when you can't overdo something. What didn't happen.

20. 一时的冲动，子孙的危机！

20. A moment of impulse, a crisis for descendants!

21. 最是夜深人静时，思念才变得如此放肆。

21. It is when the night is deepest and quietest that longing becomes so unrestrained.

22. 股市是有经验的人获得很多金钱，有金钱的人获得很多经验的地方。

22. The stock market is a place where experienced people gain a lot of money, and people with money gain a lot of experience.

23. 平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

23. You can tolerate it when I scold you, but you only realize that I am proficient in both literature and martial arts when I have to beat you.

24. 起那么早干嘛？夜总会还没开门呢！

24. Why get up so early? The night club hasn't opened yet!

25. When you ask me to have dinner， then I'll go out and buy you a bag.

25. When you ask me to have dinner, then I'll go out and buy you a bag.

26. Brother， brother， brother， exam nobuharu brother， never do homework， I do not fail the exam.

26. Brother, brother, brother, exam nobuharu brother, never do homework, I will not fail the exam.

27. Your brain cramps， cerebellar knot， central nervous， I advise you or suicide.

27. Your brain is cramped, you have a cerebellar knot, central nervous system issues – I advise you to seek help or consider suicide.

28. 我正被川大强奸着，现在我唯一能做的就是最大限度地把姿势摆对！

28. I am being raped by Chuan Da, and now the only thing I can do is to position myself as best as I can!

29. Waking is one thing， getting up is another.

29. Waking up is one thing, getting out of bed is another.

30. 打死你，我也不会说。

30. Even if I beat you to death, I won't say anything.

31. There are many ways to destroy the friendship， the most complete one is to borrow money.

31. There are many ways to destroy a friendship, the most complete one is to borrow money.

32. 春不是叫出来的，是真刀真枪干出来的！

32. Spring is not shouted out, it is achieved with real steel and real bullets!

33. When men have money， they go bad.

33. When men have money, they go bad.

34. 生活就是我妈生出来，我必须活下去。

34. Life is about being born by my mother, and I must live on.

35. 初恋无限好，只是挂得早。

35. First love is infinitely beautiful, but it hangs too early.

36. 毁灭友情的方式有许多，最彻底的一种是借钱。

36. There are many ways to destroy friendships, and the most彻底 one is to borrow money.

37. 缴手机费时，才知道，原来我的话这么值钱。

37. It was only when I paid the phone bill that I realized how valuable my words are.

38. Go to the examination room full collapse， see paper full of tears. Back to the things of the exam， the exam will not.

38. Go to the examination room in full collapse, see a paper full of tears. Return to the matters of the exam, the exam will not.

39. The customer is not God， the customer is only.

39. The customer is not God; the customer is only.

40. I was Sichuan rape， the only thing I can do now is to maximize the pose of！

40. I was Sichuan rapeseed, the only thing I can do now is to maximize the pose!

41. If you ever sing the dawn， then also ask you to embrace Andy Lau.

41. If you ever sing the dawn, then also ask you to embrace Andy Lau.