1. 猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。

1. At a first glance, you don't seem very impressive, but upon closer inspection, you're even less so.

2. 所有不喜欢我的人，都该打包扔出地球。

2. All those who don't like me should be packed up and thrown out of Earth.

3. 最美的年纪遇到你，算我倒霉。

3. Meeting you at the most beautiful age of my life, it's my misfortune.

4. 我胖都那么好看了，瘦下去还得了。

4. I'm already so good-looking even being chubby, imagine how beautiful I'd be if I lost weight.

5. 我懒散的温柔，是你永远也不会懂得的优雅。

5. My lazy gentleness is an elegance you will never understand.

6. 我不是神，而是人，忍够了也笑腻了，本小姐也有爆发的时候。

6. I am not a god, but a human being. I've endured enough and am tired of smiling. Even I have a moment when I can't hold back my anger.

7. 地球上只有一个我，所以你们要保护我。

7. There is only one me on Earth, so you must protect me.

8. 情人眼里出西施，仇人眼里出僵尸。

8. In the eyes of a lover, there is Xi Shi; in the eyes of an enemy, there are zombies.

9. 老了，骚不动了，现在对时尚的理解是，保暖为主。

9. With age, there's no longer the urge to be restless. Now, the understanding of fashion is that warmth is the top priority.

10. 打算理发了，甩刘海甩的我脖子都崴了。?>

10. I'm planning to get a haircut, but swinging my bangs has almost twisted my neck. ?>

11. 现在都是犯二年代，尼玛IQ算个什么。

11. Nowadays, it's all about being a "kid of the '90s," what's the use of having an IQ?

12. 我希望你再也找不到像我这样可爱的人。

12. I hope you never find someone as cute as me again.

13. 能用白眼回应就尽量不要开口说话。

13. Whenever possible, try to respond with a white eye rather than speaking.

14. 脚踏俩只船，你划得真漂亮。

14. You're paddling two boats at once, and you're doing it beautifully.

15. 只有在跑步时才能感觉到自己是个有胸的人。

15. It is only when running that one can feel like a person with a chest.

16. 我不是吃货，请叫我食神。

16. I'm not a foodie, please call me the God of Food.

17. 史上最有名的女人不是潘金莲，也不是武则天，而是，容嬷嬷。

17. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jincheng, nor is it Wu Zetian, but rather, Lady Rong.

18. 今年流行闺蜜分享男友。

18. This year, it's trendy for best friends to share their boyfriends.

19. 跟你在一起的时候，总想多等几个红绿灯。

19. When I'm with you, I always want to wait for a few more traffic lights.

20. 我这么迷人可爱温柔不知道以后会便宜了谁。

20. I'm so charming, lovely, and gentle, and I don't know who will benefit from me being cheap in the future.

21. 一路有你，再怎么2B也愿意……致闺蜜。

21. With you all the way, I'm willing to go through anything... To my best friend.

22. 往旁边坐坐，你压到我隐形的翅膀了。

22. Sit over to the side, you're pressing on my invisible wings.

23. 跟我表白就六个字：你的 零食 我买。

23. The way to confess your love to me is in six words: Your snacks, I'll buy.

24. 我天生就是需要人宠着。

24. I am naturally someone who needs to be pampered.

25. 喝了菲鹿奶粉，腰不酸了，腿不疼了，连心脏也不跳了耶！

25. After drinking Feilu milk powder, my back doesn't ache anymore, my legs don't hurt, and even my heart doesn't palpitate anymore, yay!

26. 在姐儿们与男人中做选择，果断的选姐儿们，因为，姐儿们比男人更重要。

26. Choose between the girls and men, resolutely choose the girls, because the girls are more important than men.

27. 有首歌是这样唱的：只要你过得比我好；那我就受不了。

27. There's a song that goes like this: As long as you live better than me, I can't bear it.

28. 我若是男儿身，绝对比你们这帮渣渣会追姑娘。

28. If I were a man, I would definitely be better at chasing girls than you guys, scoundrels.

29. 男人最可爱的时候是他乱吃醋又害羞不承认。

29. The most adorable moment for a man is when he is jealous and ashamed to admit it.

30. 放下骄傲做你的小棉袄。

30. Lay aside your pride and be my little down jacket.

31. 吊你的时候你是个吊，不吊你的时候你连吊都不是。

31. When you are hanged, you are a hanged man; when you are not hanged, you are not even a hanged man.

32. 看过了那么多猪，还是你最可爱。

32. Having seen so many pigs, you are still the cutest.

33. 我一定要追到你，不然白长这么好看了。

33. I must catch up with you, otherwise, it's a waste of all this beauty I have.

34. 我发现女孩子们都喜欢智障。

34. I find that girls all like idiots.

35. 喜欢一个人如果憋着不说，是会生病的。

35. If you suppress your feelings for someone without expressing them, you will get sick.

36. 不说别的，以后至少要嫁给一个开超市的。

36. To say nothing else, in the future at least marry a man who runs a supermarket.

37. 我吃了太多盐，闲的总去想你。

37. I ate too much salt, and I've been idle, always thinking of you.

38. 你是我最爱的人，用甜甜的巧克力和冰淇淋都不换。

38. You are the one I love the most, and nothing like sweet chocolate or ice cream can replace you.

39. 别人都说我很瘦，我只是胖的不明显。

39. Everyone says I'm thin, but I'm just not fat in an obvious way.

40. 想和你对视，让你好好看清楚我的美。

40. Want to lock eyes with you, so you can clearly see my beauty.

41. 手机摔了这么多次都没事，想想还是我的身高救了它。

41. The phone has survived so many falls without any issues, and I think it's because of my height that saved it.

42. 是我的，你别动。不是我的，你给我放那。

42. It's mine, don't touch it. If it's not mine, leave it there.

43. 为了寻找到我的王子，我要吻遍世间所有的青蛙。

43. In order to find my prince, I must kiss all the frogs in the world.

44. 平胸的好处:下楼梯比较安全，看得见梯级，没东西挡着。

44. The benefits of a flat chest: It's safer to go down the stairs, as you can see the steps clearly and nothing is blocking your view.

45. 你帮我写作业的样子帅炸了。

45. You look totally awesome helping me with my homework.

46. 你为什么天天找我说话，想睡我吗？

46. Why do you keep talking to me every day, do you want to sleep with me?

47. 别爱别人了，别人哪有我可爱。

47. Stop loving others, no one is as lovable as I am.