1. 我从来没被人骂过，因为骂我的都不是人。

1. I have never been cursed by anyone, because those who curse me are not human.

2. 长得漂亮有屁用、倒不如我活的漂亮。

2. What good is being pretty? It's better to live beautifully.

3. 摸！连我自己都找自己的胸在哪里。

3. Feel! Even I can't find where my chest is.

4. 一个能从别人的观念来看事情，能了解别人心灵活动的人，永远不必为自己的前途担心。

4. A person who can view things from others' perspectives and understand others' mental activities will never have to worry about their future prospects.

5. 思念不能自已，痛苦不能自理，结果不能自取，幸福不能自予。

5. Love cannot be self-controlled, sorrow cannot be self-managed, results cannot be self-achieved, and happiness cannot be self-bestowed.

6. 浪漫是一袭美丽的晚礼服，但你不能一天到晚都穿着它。

6. Romance is a beautiful evening gown, but you can't wear it all day long.

7. 喜欢骨头的是狗，喜欢肉的才是男人。

7. Dogs like bones, but men like meat.

8. 当你真的学会了放手，那纵算是一生云水漂泊，亦是可淡若清风，自在安宁。

8. When you truly learn to let go, then even if it is a lifetime of floating like clouds and flowing like water, it can also be as light and serene as a gentle breeze, free and at peace.

9. 人生最精彩的不是实现梦想的瞬间，而是坚持梦想的过程。

9. The most exciting part of life is not the moment of achieving one's dreams, but the process of persisting in them.

10. 我的优点是：我很帅；但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。

10. My strengths are: I am handsome; but my weaknesses are: I am not very obviously handsome.

11. 如花美眷，似水流年，回得了过去，回不了当初。

11. Like a beautiful flower, the years flow like water; one can return to the past, but not to the beginning.

12. 放弃该放弃的是无奈，放弃不该放弃的是无能；不放弃该放弃的是无知，不放弃不该放弃的是执着。

12. Giving up what should be given up is无奈 (helplessness), giving up what should not be given up is incompetence; not giving up what should be given up is ignorance, and not giving up what should not be given up is obsession.

13. 女生霸气有个性的签名

14. 神也不能阻挡，你想离开的心。

13. A fierce and unique signature for a girl 14. Even God cannot stop the determination in your heart to leave.

15. 我单身，我自豪，我为国家省男人。

15. I am single, I am proud, and I save men for the country.

16. 等你辉煌的时候，谁会在意你那暗淡的曾经。

16. When you shine brightly, who will care about your dim past?

17. 多想还能和你再重新认识一遍，你看我怎么玩死你。

17. How I wish I could get to know you all over again, watch how I'll make you suffer.

18. 谢谢你总是在没有人陪的时候想起我，但我不缺你。

18. Thank you for always thinking of me when no one else is around, but I don't need you.

19. 思念一个人的滋味，就象是喝了一杯冰冷的水，然后一滴一滴凝成热泪。

19. The feeling of missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, then the tears drop drop by drop and warm up.

20. 我这辈子坚持了五件事，吃，喝，拉，撒，睡。特有意义

20. I have been persistent in five things throughout my life: eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, and sleeping. It has a very special meaning.

21. 地球是运动的，一个人不会永远处在倒霉的位置。

21. The Earth is in motion, and a person will not always be in a倒霉 position.

22. 谁若给我心脏一道伤，我定挖空他整个胸口。

22. Whosoever gives me a heartache, I shall carve out his entire chest.

23. 懂我的人，不需要我的解释，不懂我的人，不配拥有我的解释。

23. Those who understand me do not need my explanation, and those who do not understand me are not worthy of my explanation.

24. 你有你的风格，我有我的原则，别用你的风格打破我的原则。

24. You have your style, I have my principles; don't use your style to break my principles.

25. 没有情人是废物，情人多了是动物。

25. Without a lover, one is a waste; with too many lovers, one becomes an animal.

26. 记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的，改变能改变的，接受不能改变的。

26. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

27. 分手后不可以做朋友，因为彼此伤害过，不可以做敌人，因为彼此深爱过，所以我们变成了最熟悉的陌生人。

27. After a breakup, one cannot be friends because of the mutual hurt, nor can one be enemies because of the deep love shared. Therefore, we have become the most familiar strangers.

28. 既然喜欢决绝，那就祈祷我们都干脆的彻底。

28. Since you like decisiveness, then let's pray for a completely straightforward outcome.

29. 哥不在江湖，就是在去江湖的路上。

29. I am either not in the江湖, or I am on my way to the江湖.

30. 社会小酒天天喝，早晚死在小饭桌。

30. Drink social wine every day, and you'll die at the dining table sooner or later.

31. 我们都是虫，可我是萤火虫。

31. We are all insects, but I am a firefly.

32. 看你手撕快递包裹时那种气吞山河的姿态，一点都不像连矿泉水瓶盖都拧不开的弱女子。

32. Watching you tear open the express delivery package with such a mighty demeanor, you don't at all resemble a fragile woman who can't even unscrew the cap of a mineral water bottle.

33. 要么坚持爱我，要么趁早离开。

33. Either stick to loving me, or leave as soon as possible.

34. 如果你因为错过太阳而哭泣，那么你也将错过星星。

34. If you cry because you missed the sun, you will also miss the stars.

35. 没了你我的世界照样转。

35. The world will keep turning without you.

36. 当你转身离去的那刻起，你我已是陌生人。

36. From the moment you turned and left, you and I have become strangers.

37. 感情它算个嘛东西，不值得那么多人为它所伤。

37. Feelings are nothing much; they're not worth the pain they cause so many people.

38. 十年生死两茫茫，不思量，自难忘，千里孤坟，无处话凄凉。

38. For ten years, life and death are both distant and vague, not to think of them, yet they are unforgettable. A solitary grave over a thousand miles away, nowhere to express the desolation.

39. 别对我大喊大叫我小时候被狗吓过。

39. Don't shout at me; when I was a child, I was scared by a dog.

40. 再钝的刀也能割伤肉，再淡的情也会伤到心。

40. Even the bluntest knife can cut flesh, and even the faintest feeling can hurt the heart.

41. 一切不以睡眠为目的的度周末，都是耍流氓！

41. Any weekend spent not for the purpose of sleeping is acting like a流氓!

42. 什么叫快乐？就是掩饰自己的悲伤对每个人微笑。

What is happiness? It is to smile at everyone while concealing one's own sadness.

43. 如果不是濒临死亡，所有的分手都是背叛。

43. If not on the brink of death, any breakup is a betrayal.

44. 我没脸蛋，没身材，没能力，但姑娘我霸气，我坚强，我有这一股你没有的范儿。

44. I don't have a pretty face, a good figure, or abilities, but girl, I'm霸气, I'm strong, and I have that style that you don't have.

45. 女人请不要用你的烂身体赚钱，请用你用双手赚钱。

45. Women, please do not make a living with your rotten body; please earn a living with your own hands.

46. 姐不是蒙娜丽莎，没必要对谁都微笑。

46. I'm not Mona Lisa, there's no need to smile at everyone.

47. 有时候，不是对方不在乎你，而是你把对方看的太重。

47. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but rather that you place too much importance on them.

48. 我以为我很颓废，今天我才知道，原来我早报废了。

48. I thought I was decadent, but today I realize that I had already been scrapped long ago.

49. 虽然做不到最好，但我做到最努力！

49. Although I couldn't do the best, I did my best!

50. 爷不是你的小浣熊，玩不出你的其乐无穷。

50. Grandpa isn't your little raccoon, who can't play to your heart's content.

51. 辈子的姐妹！对我来说却是永生永世的兄弟。

51. Sister for a lifetime! To me, you are a brother for eternity.

52. 失败并不可怕，关键要看是不是成功***。

52. Failure is not可怕的，the key is to see whether it is successful. ***

53. 不要失去希望。你永远不会知道明天会有怎样的惊喜。

53. Don't lose hope. You will never know what surprises tomorrow will bring.

54. 你什么货色，我就什么脸色。

54. Whatever kind of person you are, that's how I'll look at you.

55. 喜欢的姑娘是别人的，不喜欢的姑娘也***是别人的。

55. The girl you like is someone else's, and the girl you don't like is also someone else's.

56. 我对你那么好，从不需要理由，只是因为我爱你。

56. I am so good to you without needing any reason, just because I love you.

57. 女人有两种，假正经与假不正经，假正经女人招人烦，假不正经女人招人爱。

57. There are two types of women: the pseudo-virtuous and the pseudo-irresponsible. Pseudo-virtuous women are annoying, while pseudo-irresponsible women are loved.

58. 时间会慢慢沉淀，有些人会在你心底慢慢模糊，学会放手，你的幸福需要自己的成全。

58. Time will slowly settle, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, as your happiness needs your own fulfillment.

59. 年之后，无论出人头地，还是面朝黄土，兄弟照样是兄弟，闺密照样是闺密！

59. Whether after 59 years, one has risen to prominence or remains grounded, brothers are still brothers, and close friends are still close friends!

60. 一个人身边的位置只有那麽多，你能给的也只有那麽多，在这个狭小的圈子里，有些人要进来，就有一些人不得不离开。

60. The space around a person is limited, and what you can give is also limited. In this narrow circle, when some people come in, others have to leave.

61. 阳光温热，岁月静好，你还不来，我怎敢老去。

61. The sunshine is warm, and the years are peaceful. If you do not come, how dare I grow old?

62. 生命太过短暂，今天放弃了明天不一定能得到。

62. Life is too short, and what you give up today may not be gained tomorrow.

63. 马云：当初我学习成绩不好，现在我们班上前6名都被我聘请了过来。

63. Ma Yun: Back then, I wasn't good at schoolwork, but now, the top 6 students in our class have been hired by me.

64. 我真的爱你，闭上眼，以为我能忘记，但流下的眼泪，却没有骗到自己。

64. I really love you, and I thought I could forget by closing my eyes, but the tears that fell were not deceiving myself.

65. 我就那折翼的天使，再也飞不到你的怀抱中去。

65. I am that winged angel who can no longer fly into your embrace.

66. 我谈过最长的恋爱，就是自恋，我爱自己，没有情敌。

66. The longest love affair I've ever had is narcissism. I love myself, and I have no rivals.

67. 男女之间是真的可以有纯友谊的，只要一个打死不说一个装傻到底。

67. There really can be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one party never speaks and the other pretends to be dumb.

68. 分手时别和我说我们不合适，我***火星人啊和地球不合适。

68. Don't tell me we're not compatible when we break up, I'm a Martian; I'm not compatible with Earth.

69. 不要过分善良，毕竟有些人，真的挺不是人的。

69. Don't be overly kind, for some people are truly not human.

70. 世界上难以自拔的，除了牙齿，还有爱情。

70. The only thing in the world that is hard to pull out, besides teeth, is love.

71. 你说你一直在我身后，那我上次掉的钱是不是被你捡了。

71. You said you've been right behind me all along, so is that the money I dropped last time that you picked up?

72. 每个人出生的时候都是原创，可悲的是很多人渐渐都成了盗版。

72. Everyone is an original at birth, yet unfortunately, many people gradually become pirated copies.

73. 你永远看不见我眼里的泪，因为你不在时我才会哭泣。

73. You will never see the tears in my eyes, for that's when I cry – only when you're not around.

74. 跟从前说拜拜，然后头也不回的走掉。

74. Say goodbye to the past, and then walk away without looking back.

75. 有些人注定是等待别人的，有些人是注定被人等的。

75. Some people are destined to wait for others, while some are destined to be waited for by others.

76. 别总埋怨老天对你不公，其实老天根本不知道你是谁。

76. Don't always complain that heaven is unfair to you; in fact, heaven doesn't even know who you are.

77. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光！

77. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, because there is sunshine behind you!

78. 我蹲在这里不走等你找到我好不好，你快来呀我都要长蘑菇了。

78. Shall I stay here and not leave, waiting for you to find me? Please come quickly, I'm almost growing a mushroom!

79. 扶起我的人，我让他永远不会摔倒。

79. The person who helps me up, I ensure they will never fall again.

80. 最有魅力的人是康师傅，每天都有成千上万的人泡

80. The most charming person is Master Kang, and every day, thousands upon thousands of people brew tea with him.

81. 两人若在长久时，大眼瞪小眼也是浪漫事。

81. If two people are together for a long time, staring into each other's eyes is also a romantic thing.

82. 躲在某一时间，想念一段时光的掌纹；躲在某一地点，想念一个站在来路也站在去路的，让我牵挂的人。

82. Hidden in a certain moment, I miss the lines of time on my palm; hidden in a certain place, I miss the person who stands both at the beginning and the end of my path, the one who I keep thinking about.

83. 就算我没有倾国倾城的容貌！也要有摧毁一座城池的骄傲！

83. Even if I don't have a face that could captivate a nation! I still should have the pride to conquer a city!

84. 我当年也是个痴情的种子，结果下了场雨……淹死了。

84. Back then, I was also a naive romantic, but then it rained... and I drowned.