1. 63是不是我这么光芒四射，才晃得你胡说八道？

1. Is it because I am so radiant that you are talking nonsense?

2. 一个在妈妈怀里受宠的孩子终生都会保持一种征服欲，那种成功的自信往往带来真正的成功。本我是马，自我是马车夫。马是驱动力,马车夫给马指引方向。自我要驾驭本我,但马可能不听话，二者就会僵持不下，直到一方屈服。

2. A child who is pampered in their mother's arms will always maintain a desire for conquest throughout their life; this confidence in success often leads to genuine success. The id is the horse, and the ego is the driver. The horse provides the driving force, while the driver guides the direction of the horse. The ego aims to harness the id, but the horse may be rebellious, leading to a stalemate between the two until one gives in.

3. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光！

3. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, for it is because there is sunshine behind you!

4. 个头大就一定厉害吗？恐龙不是照样灭绝了！

4. Does size always mean power? Dinosaurs went extinct too, didn't they!

5. 俺的最低奋斗目标：农妇，山泉，有点田。

5. My minimum goal in life: a rural woman, mountain spring water, and a bit of land.

6. 15大家问我 男人应当追求什么？我回答：金钱和美女

6. 15 people asked me what men should pursue. I replied: money and beautiful women.

7. 我允许你走进我的世界，但不许你在我的世界里走来走去。

7. I allow you to enter my world, but not to wander around in it.

8. 42等我有钱了，我就买一辆公交车，专门走公交专用车道，专门停在公交车站，等有人想上车了，我就说：“对不起，这是私家车。”

8. 42 When I have money, I will buy a bus, one that exclusively uses the bus lane and stops only at bus stops. When someone wants to get on, I will say, "Sorry, this is a private car."

9. 也样个人好如也有一些隐私，不愿意告诉么第得人，甚是第内自己好如也不愿意承第内远发。后自是如果出现在梦个着远这，成格天绝不仅仅是偶年就个着远件的巧合。梦中唤起的痛苦感情，正是为了阻止我们提及或者讨论格天用为些痛苦的个着远情。 ----《梦的解析》

9. Just as individuals have some privacy and are unwilling to reveal it to others, even if they themselves are not willing to admit it. Later, if such things appear in dreams of a distant past, it is not merely a coincidence of the years. The pain and emotions evoked by dreams are precisely to prevent us from mentioning or discussing those painful past events. ---- "The Interpretation of Dreams"

10. 世界上唯一不用努力就能得到的只有年龄！

就能得到的只有年龄！ 10. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age!

11. 你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。

11. What's bothering you? Speak up so everyone can cheer you up.

12. 触犯禁忌的人，本起用也可来成为禁忌 ----《图腾与禁忌》

12. People who violate taboos can also become taboos themselves in this case —— "Totem and Taboo"

13. 59迷恋哥 那拜倒哥的牛仔裤下吧。

13. 59, worship the guy who is bending down in front of you.

14. 人生舞台的大幕随时都可能拉开，关键是你愿意表演，还是选择躲避。

14. The curtain of the stage of life may open at any moment; the key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid it.

15. 不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友！

15. Not afraid of enemies as fierce as tigers, but afraid of teammates as clumsy as pigs!

16. 虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。

16. Although you've sprayed yourself with cologne, I can still faintly smell a stench of scoundrel.

17. 如果可能的话，更强一些，宁可强的让人羡慕，也不能弱得让人可怜！

17. If possible, be stronger, be so strong that people envy you, never so weak that people feel sorry for you!

18. 47畜生和牲畜最大的区别就是 一个是家养 一个是野生。

18. The biggest difference between livestock and animals is that one is domesticated and the other is wild.

19. 喝药递瓶，上吊给绳，跳楼的挥着小手绢送行。

19. Handing over medicine and bottles, providing a rope for hanging, waving a small handkerchief to bid farewell to someone jumping off a building.

20. 彻底放弃无益的希望的人，在不断增长的安静中得到补偿。

20. Those who completely abandon futile hopes are compensated with increasing tranquility.

21. 我说：事业和爱情。于是，大家开始崇拜我……

21. I said: "Career and love." Then, everyone started to idolize me...

22. 学习要加，骄傲要减，机会要乘，懒惰要除。

22. Add learning, subtract pride, multiply opportunities, and divide laziness.

23. 执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。

23. Holding your hand, I only learn of your ugliness; tears stream down my face, but you don't leave, so I'll go instead.

24. 我妈过生日，送脑白金还不如两块大梁骨煮煮吃，至少还能当下酒菜。

24. It's my mom's birthday, and it's better to boil and eat two big ribs than to give her Natto Gold (a health supplement), at least they can be served as side dishes with drinks.

25. 64心里只有你一个频道 最可恨的是还没有广告 。

25. There's only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there are no ads.

26. 一个人越在意的地方，就是最令他自卑的地方。

26. The more a person cares about something, the more it becomes the source of their self-doubt.

27. 人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试。

27. One cannot hang oneself from just one tree; one should try dying multiple times on several nearby trees.

28. 生活就像宋祖德的嘴，你永远都不知道下一个倒霉的会是谁。

28. Life is like Song Zude's mouth; you never know who will be the next倒霉 (unfortunate) one.

29. 梦是欲望的觉后足，人们有所希望，不能在现到么中到么现，故好看月就寄托于梦境。 ----《梦的解析》

29. Dreams are the aftermath of desires; people have hopes that cannot be realized in the present, so they place their hopes in dreams. ---- "The Interpretation of Dreams"

30. 不要吹牛逼、请把牛逼还给牛、因为牛也需要性生活！

30. Don't brag about it, please give the牛逼 back to the cow, because cows also need a sexual life!

31. 有老公怎么的，有守门员还进球呢！

31. What's so great about having a husband? Even with a goalkeeper, goals can still be scored!

32. 40锄禾日当午，啥都不靠普。闲来没事做，不如斗地主。

32. "In the midday sun, the hoe in hand, nothing seems right. When idle with nothing to do, why not play Mahjong?"

33. 30现在你骂我，是因为你还不了解我，等到以后你了解了我……你一定会动手打我的。

33. Now you are骂 me because you don't understand me. Wait until you understand me in the future... you will definitely beat me up.

34. 58有的时候想想 我也是个好人

34. Sometimes I think, I'm also a good person.

35. 37当你们因是否该为五斗米折腰而纠结，我仍在为米够不够五斗而苦恼。

35. 37 While you are纠结于是否 should kowtow for five measures of rice, I am still troubled by the concern of whether there is enough rice for five measures.

36. 我不是天桥上算命的，唠不出那么多你爱听的磕。

36. I'm not a fortune teller on the bridge, I can't blabber on about all the things you like to hear.