1. 不碰塑料小人就不会死，怎么不明白(电玩小子)

1. Not touching the plastic figurine won't kill you, how can you not understand that (Video Game Kid)?

2. 哈，其实我才是最终Boss。

2. Ha, actually, I am the ultimate boss.

3. 快按下健，上上下下，左左右右，BABA(电玩小子)

3. Press the button quickly, up and down, left and right, BABA (Electro Boy)

4. 减挫了对面的智商，嘿嘿嘿，看来无法发挥全部实力啦

4. Diminished the intelligence quotient of the opponent, hahaha, it seems that I can't unleash all my strength.

5. 借你们的**，实验下我新发明的威力。

5. Borrow your strength, and experiment with the power of my newly invented creation.

6. 终极怪兽登场。

6. The ultimate monster makes its appearance.

7. 来打我呀，你打不到我的。?>

7. Come and hit me, you can't hit me. ?>

8. 鲁班七号，智商二百五，鲁班，鲁班，顶级鲁班。

8. Lu Ban No. 7, IQ 250, Lu Ban, Lu Ban, top-level Lu Ban.

9. 鲁班七号，智商二百五，鲁班，鲁班，顶级鲁班

9. Number Seven Lu Ban, an IQ of 250, Lu Ban, Lu Ban, top-tier Lu Ban

10. 快按下健，上上下下，左左右右，BABA。

10. Press the button quickly, up and down, left and right, BABA.

11. 如何攻克地心引力。

11. How to overcome gravity.

12. 替我点个赞。

12. Give me a like.

13. 净化时代，～～～fashion(电玩小子)

13. The Age of Purification, ~~~fashion (Video Game Kid)

14. 不得不承认，有时候肌肉比头脑管用。

14. It has to be admitted that sometimes muscles are more useful than the mind.

15. 看，天上的飞机。

15. Look, the planes in the sky.

16. 砍龙一击，上上下下左右左右边边。

16. One blow of the dragon-sword, up and down, left and right, side to side.

17. ？深空高玩就给大家带来鲁班七号台词详解，一起去看看吧。

17. Deep Space High Master brings you an in-depth explanation of the lines spoken by Lu Ban 7, let's take a look together.

18. 王者荣耀是腾讯公司制作发行的一款角色扮演游戏，是5V5对战游戏，游戏中会有各种不同的职业英雄，玩家可以选择自己喜欢的英雄来进行对战。鲁班是个DPS（或许用ADC更贴切一些）鲁班有非常高的输出，那么

18.荣耀王者 is a role-playing game produced and released by Tencent, a 5V5 battle game where players can choose various different professional heroes to engage in combat. Lu Ban is a DPS (perhaps ADC would be more accurate) with very high output, so...

19. 刮风了，下蛋了。

19. It's windy, and it's time for laying eggs.

20. 怪兽在这，公主在哪。

20. The monster is here; where is the princess?

21. 正在思考，如何攻克地心引力。

21. Thinking about how to overcome gravity.

22. 啦哈哈哈哈，不得了了。

22. Hahahaha, this is something big.

23. 不碰塑料小人就不会死，怎么不明白。

23. Not touching the plastic figurine won't kill you, how can you not understand that?

24. 减挫了对面的智商，嘿嘿嘿，看来无法发挥全部实力啦。

24. Diminished the IQ of the opponent, hehehe, looks like I can't unleash all my power.

25. 有人需要技术支持吗。

25. Does anyone need technical support?

26. 切你们绕行，见识新发明的威力。

26. Detour around and witness the power of the newly invented.

27. 让我看见，开始直播冒险。

27. Let me see, let's start the live adventure.

28. 噢哦，其实我才是最终boss。

28. Oh oh, actually, I'm the ultimate boss.

29. 相信科学。

29. Believe in science.

30. 搞木匠的伤不起啊。

30. Being a carpenter really is a profession that can't afford injuries.