九晚五，斗志不减，生活不易，打工人加油！

9pm to 5am, spirit unbroken, life is not easy, workers, keep up the good work!

1. ❶闹钟一响，灵魂重启——今日打工任务：用钢铁般的意志对抗早高峰，用微薄的薪水填补生活漏洞。

1. ❶ As the alarm clock rings, the soul restarts – Today's work duty: use iron-like willpower to battle the morning rush hour, and use meager wages to fill the gaps in life.

2. ❷工资到账三分钟：还花呗、交房租、充饭卡，最后余额提醒我：'您本月呼吸空气免费'。

2. ❷ Salary credited in three minutes: Paid off Huahbei, rent, and topped up the meal card. Finally, the remaining balance reminded me: 'You can breathe the air for free this month.'

3. ❸上班像拼图，每天把'时间''精力''笑容'拼给老板，最后发现唯独缺了'自己'那一块。

3. (8) Working is like a puzzle, where every day you put together 'time', 'energy', and 'smile' for your boss, only to find out that the only piece that's missing is 'yourself'.

4. ❹同事的咖啡是拿铁加浓缩，我的咖啡是'加班费提神'特调——老板说这杯叫'未来可期'。

4. ❹ My colleague's coffee is a latte with an espresso shot, while mine is a special blend called 'Extra Overtime Energy' — the boss says this one is named 'Promising Future'.

5. ❺小时候以为'长大自由'，长大后发现自由是：选择A加班还是B加班，以及用哪款颈椎按摩仪续命。

5. As a child, I thought 'growing up means freedom', but as I grew older, I found that freedom is: choosing between A overtime work or B overtime work, and which neck massager to use to survive.

6. ❻爱情会分手，朋友会疏远，只有打工永不背叛——毕竟，旷工一天，全勤奖就和你恩断义绝。

6. ❻Love may end, friendships may fade, but working for a living never betrays you—after all, if you're absent for a single day, your perfect attendance award is as good as over.

7. ❼工位上的我：PPT纺织工、Excel裁缝、会议雕塑家——现代职场生存技，全是非物质文化遗产。

7. Me at the workstation: PPT weaver, Excel tailor, meeting sculptor — all modern workplace survival skills, which are all intangible cultural heritage.

8. ❽体检报告和KPI同时出炉：一个说我'过度损耗'，一个骂我'损耗不足'。

8. The physical examination report and KPIs were released simultaneously: one said I was 'over-exhausted,' and the other criticized me for 'insufficient exhaustion.'

9. ❾打工人的周末：周五狂欢像刑满释放，周日焦虑像明日问斩——中间夹着48小时幻觉自由。

9. The weekend of workers: Friday's festivities are like being paroled, while Sunday's anxiety feels like being sentenced to death tomorrow — sandwiched between 48 hours of the illusion of freedom.

10. ❿离职申请写了又删，因为计算器提醒我：'梦想的价签是五险一金'。

10. I wrote and deleted the resignation application because the calculator reminded me: "The price tag of dreams is five insurances and one fund."