1. 这些文案合适搭配一张“岁月静好，的图片

1. These copywriting is suitable for pairing with a picture of "Quiet Years".

2. ❷年轻时熬夜是狂欢，现在熬夜是灾难，第二天全靠咖啡续命。

2. ❷ When young, staying up late was a party, but now it's a disaster, and I survive the next day mainly on coffee.

3. ❺中年人的社交：能打字绝不语音，能在家绝不出门，能沉默绝不尬聊。

3. Social interactions for middle-aged people: if possible, type instead of speaking, stay at home instead of going out, and remain silent instead of awkwardly chatting.

4. ❽年轻时‘为爱痴狂’，现在‘为血脂血糖狂’，健康才是中年人最大的KPI。

4. In youth, one was "obsessed with love," but now it's "obsessed with blood lipids and blood sugar," as health is the biggest KPI for middle-aged people.

5. ❿终于活到了小时候羡慕的年纪，却没活成小时候羡慕的样子。

5. Finally reached the age that was envied in childhood, but didn't turn out like the way it was envied in childhood.

6. ❹以前追求‘诗和远方’，现在只求‘工资到账’和‘体检正常’。

6. ❹ From pursuing 'poetry and distance' in the past, now only seeking 'salary being deposited' and 'physical examination being normal'.

7. ❾中年人的快乐很简单：工资到账、孩子不闹、父母健康、自己还能睡个整觉。

7. The happiness of middle-aged people is simple: getting paid, children not causing trouble, parents being healthy, and being able to sleep through the night themselves.

8. ❸中年人的崩溃是静音的：脸上笑嘻嘻，心里MMP。

8. The collapse of middle-aged people is silent: smiling on the face, cursing in the heart.

9. ❶人到中年，终于活成了‘保温杯里泡枸杞’的代言人，但心里还住着那个不服老的少年。

9. ① As people reach middle age, they have finally become the spokesperson for "brewing goji berries in a thermal cup," but their hearts still harbor that youthful spirit that refuses to grow old.

10. ❻20岁怕没钱，30岁怕没对象，40岁怕没头发……人生就是一场‘怕什么来什么’的修行。

10. At 20, I fear not having enough money; at 30, I fear not having a partner; at 40, I fear losing my hair... Life is a journey of constant challenges, where what you fear most often comes to pass.

11. ❼中年夫妻的浪漫：你刷你的抖音，我打我的游戏，互不打扰就是岁月静好。

11. The romantic life of middle-aged couples: You swipe through your Douyin, and I play my games; not disturbing each other is the tranquility of the years.