当笑声穿越胸膛，传递心间，速度收藏，故事由此展开……

As laughter traverses the chest and passes through the heart, the speed is collected, and the story unfolds from there...

1. ❾小时候‘我要改变世界’，长大后‘世界别来改变我’。

1. In childhood, "I want to change the world"; in adulthood, "Don't let the world change me."

2. ❹朋友问我存款多少？我摸着空空的口袋说：‘都在支付宝里，暂时看不见。

2. My friend asked me how much money I had in savings? I patted my empty pocket and said, 'It's all in Alipay, but it's not visible right now.'

3. ❸当代人精神状态：早上‘我必成功’，晚上‘先点奶茶’。

3. (8) The mental state of contemporary people: in the morning, "I must succeed," and at night, "Let's have some bubble tea first."

4. ❷别人减肥：管住嘴迈开腿；我减肥：吃完这顿再忏悔。

4. ❷ Others lose weight: Watch their mouth and move their legs; I lose weight: Repent after finishing this meal.

5. ❽别人：为情所困；我：为‘中午吃啥’所困。

5. Others: Troubled by love; Me: Troubled by the question of "What to eat for lunch."

6. ❼运动是一种享受……但我不爱享受。

6. 34. Exercise is a pleasure... but I don't like to enjoy myself.

7. ❶刚学会‘摆烂’这个词，突然觉得我的人生有了文化。

7. ❶ Just learned the word 'layback', suddenly feel that my life has become more cultural.

8. ❿生活就像骑共享单车：想蹬就蹬，想摆就摆，但别忘了解锁。

8. Life is like riding a shared bicycle: you pedal when you want to, and you maneuver as you wish, but don't forget to unlock it.

9. ❺我的优点：知错就改；我的缺点：从来不知错。

9. My strengths: I correct my mistakes; my weaknesses: I never know when I am wrong.

10. ❻别人谈恋爱要房要车，我谈恋爱：能帮我砍一刀拼多多吗？

10. ③ When others are in a relationship and ask for houses and cars, I'm in a relationship: Can you help me get a discount on Pinduoduo?