1. 路见不平一声吼，吼完继续往前走。

1. If you see something unfair, let out a roar, and then continue on your way.

2. 初见倾心，再见痴心，终日费心，欲得芳心，煞费苦心，想得催心，难道你心，不懂我心！

2. At first sight, I am captivated; at our second meeting, I am deeply infatuated; I devote all my thoughts to it all day long, desiring to win your heart, expending great effort, longing for it, drives me to the brink of despair. Do you not understand my heart, as I understand yours?

3. 这个世界本来就很脏，你有什么资格说悲伤。

3. This world is already dirty, what资格 do you have to say you're sad.

4. 我妈过生日，送脑白金还不如送两块大梁骨煮煮吃，至少还能当下酒菜。

4. My mom's birthday, it's better to give her two big rib bones to cook and eat than to give her Nuo Bai Jin (a traditional Chinese health product), at least they can be served as snacks with drinks.

5. 所有的人都站在一边并不一定是好事，譬如他们都站在船的一边。

5. It's not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side, for instance, if they all stand on one side of the boat.

6. 不想变形的金不是好钢。

6. Gold that does not want to deform is not good steel.

7. 挤公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多种体育和健身项目于一体的综合性运动。

7. Riding the crowded bus is a comprehensive sport that incorporates various physical and fitness activities such as Sanda (Chinese boxing), yoga, judo, and balance beam.

8. 我神经，但不病

8. I'm nervous, but not ill.

9. 客官您是打尖还是住店我大便。

9. Sir, are you here for a brief visit or to stay overnight? I need to use the toilet.

10. 阳光温热，岁月静好，你还不来，我怎敢老去？

10. The sun is warm, and the years pass quietly. How dare I grow old if you haven't come yet?

11. 如果世界上曾经有那个人出现过，其他人都会变成将就！而我不愿意将就。

11. If that person had appeared in the world, everyone else would have become a compromise! But I'm not willing to compromise.

12. 手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电。?>

12. Holding a kitchen knife to chop at the electricity wires, sparks fly and lightning flash along the way.

13. 就因为你，青岛海域都出现大海怪了！

13. It's all because of you that there are sea monsters appearing in the Qingdao sea area!

14. 你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。

14. You told me to leave, so I left. You asked me to come back, sorry, I've rolled too far.

15. 旋转木马是最残忍的游戏，彼此追逐却有永恒的距离！

15. The carousel is the most cruel game, chasing each other yet with an eternal distance!

16. 自从遇见你，我多想给每一个日子都取一个温暖的名字。

16. Since I met you, I so much want to give a warm name to each day.

17. 你即使不耀眼，依旧独一无二。

17. You are still unique even if you are not dazzling.

18. 天山童姥外表正太，内心却有三百六十五道裂痕，每道裂痕上书春夏秋冬四字，沧桑到妖。

18. Tian Shan's Child Grandmother appears to be a young boy, but inside she has three hundred and sixty-five cracks, each inscribed with the characters "spring, summer, autumn, winter," aging to the point of being enchanting.

19. 念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！

19. After more than a decade of studying, I realize that kindergarten was actually easier to get by!

20. 传说有一种食物，吃了能让人精神振奋，满身大汗！没错！这就是麻辣烫！

20. There is a legend about a kind of food that can invigorate one's spirit and cause one to sweat profusely! That's right! That's the spicy and numbing hotpot!

21. 千万别等到人人都说你丑时才发现自己真的丑。

21. Never wait until everyone tells you that you're ugly to realize that you truly are.

22. 宇宙之所以宏大，不禁于它叫宇宙，由于它是宇宙。

22. The vastness of the universe is not merely due to its name being "universe," but because it is the universe itself.

23. 一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。

23. A person always has to walk through unfamiliar paths, see unfamiliar landscapes, listen to unfamiliar songs, and then in some unexpected moment, you will find that the things you have been trying so hard to forget have really been forgotten.

24. 我又不是人民币，怎么能让人人都喜欢我？

24. I'm not the Chinese Yuan, how can I be liked by everyone?

25. 如花美眷，也敌不过似水流年。

25. No matter how beautiful a woman may be, she cannot withstand the fleeting years like a flowing river.

26. 老天，太蓝！大海，太咸！人生，太难！工作，太烦！和你，有缘！想你，失眠！见你，太远！

26. Oh, the sky is so blue! The sea is so salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so烦! But with you, we have a connection! Missing you makes me lose sleep! Seeing you is too far!

27. 雷锋做了好事不留名，但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。

27. Lei Feng did good deeds without seeking recognition, but he recorded every single thing in his diary.

28. 有时候，遗忘，是一种解脱，沉默，是一种诉说。

28. Sometimes, forgetting is a liberation, and silence is a form of expression.

29. 我以神的姿态，闪耀在这美的瞬间，凡人勿扰。

29. In the form of God, I shine in this moment of beauty, do not disturb the mortals.

30. 男人最傻的时候是第一次穿西装上班的时候，女人最傻的时候是第一次穿吊带裙上街的时候。

30. The most foolish time for a man is when he wears a suit to work for the first time, and the most foolish time for a woman is when she wears a sundress on the street for the first time.

31. 胸不平，何以平天下，乳不巨，何以聚人心。

31. If one's chest is not level, how can one bring peace to the world? If one's breasts are not large, how can one gather people's hearts?

32. 小时候哭着哭着就睡着了，现在躺着躺着就哭了。

32. When I was little, I would cry and then fall asleep. Now, I just lie there and cry.

33. 首先先在心里想一个9以下的数字，加再乘以再加再除以最后减掉一开始心里想的那个数字，再加上5这结果就是代表我想对你说的话！

33. First, think of a number below 9 in your mind, add it, multiply by it, then add it again, divide by it, subtract the number you first thought of, and finally add 5. This result represents the words I want to say to you!

34. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

34. Even the happiest bachelor will eventually get married, because happiness is not permanent, right?

35. 灰姑娘的水晶鞋不是合脚的吗？又怎么会掉在地上这样看来灰姑娘也不过是个有心计的人罢了。

35. Cinderella's glass slipper was not a perfect fit, was it? How could it have fallen to the ground? It seems that Cinderella is nothing more than a cunning person.

36. 人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，礼让三分；人再犯我，我还一针；人还犯我，斩草除根。

36. If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; if someone offends me, I will show three parts of respect; if someone offends me again, I will retaliate once; if someone continues to offend me, I will uproot the root of the grass.