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深夜发笑:睡不着时的神级搞笑短句,朋友圈轻松爆笑!中英文

面书号 2025-01-24 14:49 10


夜幕低垂,笑声如梦,睡眠中的世界被一种神秘的力量唤醒,朋友的圈子里瞬间爆发出欢声笑语!

As night falls, laughter echoes like a dream, the world asleep is awakened by a mysterious force, and the circle of friends bursts into joyful laughter in an instant!

1. 我有过一段恋情。我对着我的手机哭着笑着。我终于分手了,没有拥抱。

1. I had a relationship. I was crying and laughing to my phone. I finally broke up, without a hug.

2. 23幸福隔着玻璃,看似很美丽,却无法触及。

2. Happiness is behind the glass, looking very beautiful, yet it cannot be reached.

3. 14我最难熬的时刻:没钱失眠独自值夜班你不在。此时此刻,一击四中。

3.14 My most difficult moment: without money, insomnia, and working the night shift alone, you're not around. At this moment, it's a four-for-one hit.

4. 每天晚上失眠,如果哪天晚上我睡着了肯定不正常了,要不就是断气了。

4. Every night I suffer from insomnia; if I happen to fall asleep on any given night, it would be quite abnormal, or else I must have stopped breathing.

5. 49没人能帮你、就靠自己、如果你不想我喊你胖子就从现在开始别吃了、喝水吧就、饿就去睡觉!

5. 49 No one can help you; rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you "fat," stop eating from now on, just drink water! If you're hungry, go to sleep!

6. 今晚月光真美 风也温柔它们仿佛在对你说再不睡就他妈猝死了

6. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and the wind is gentle. It seems like they're telling you that if you don't go to sleep soon, you'll just f*cking die of a heart attack.

7. 21我们像是表面上的针,不停的转动,一面转,一面看着时间匆匆离去,却无能为力。

7. 21 We are like needles on the surface, constantly turning, watching time slip away while helplessly powerless.

8. 44今天吃了水果,待会看会书睡觉,上夜班要多补觉。

8. Today I ate some fruit, and later I'll read a book before going to sleep. I need to catch up on sleep since I'm working the night shift.

9. 57夜班太难熬了,坚持到这个点了还是撑不下去了,不管了,还是先吃饱再说吧。

9. The night shift is too tough to bear. I can't hold on any longer at this point, no matter what. Screw it, let's eat first.

10. 20本来头发就细,天天上夜班上得都开始掉头发了。

10.20 Originally with thin hair, working night shifts every day has started to cause hair loss.

11. 30抽血化验打针上夜班,小邓护士的生活太苦了。

11. Drawing blood, giving injections, and working night shifts, Nurse Xiao Deng's life is too hard.

12. 命运,让我们彼此了解,彼此相爱;,让我们互相了解,互相保持。前世的缘分注定了我们今生要牵手,珍惜缘分,和儿子牵手,和儿子白头偕老,发誓爱,陪伴我们一生,永远爱你。

12. Fate, let us understand each other and fall in love; let us keep understanding and keeping each other. The predestined bond of a past life determines that we must hold hands in this life. Cherish the fate, hold hands with our son, grow old together with our son, swear eternal love, accompany us throughout our lives, and love you forever.

13. 顺其自然,其中包含了多少我的绝望和不甘,如果你明白的话。

13. Go with the flow, within which lies so much of my despair and reluctance, if you understand what I mean.

14. 38特别累,还有难熬的夜班,有时候我也很想放弃我的工作,可是我发现只是想想却做不到,世界上这么辛苦的人难道他们都要放弃吗?

14. I am extremely tired, and I also have to work night shifts that are incredibly difficult to bear. Sometimes, I really want to give up my job, but I find that just thinking about it is not enough. In the world, there are so many people who are struggling; does that mean they all have to give up as well?

15. 我只是想睡前想你一下 没想到 太想你了

15. I just wanted to think of you before going to sleep, but didn't expect to miss you so much.

16. 40努力地工作,就像不苛求回报一样;真诚地去爱,就像从来没有受过伤害一样;投入地跳舞,就像没有人在一旁看着你一样。这样的生活,肯定可以给你带来快乐。

16. Work hard as if you expect no reward; love sincerely as if you have never been hurt; dance with all your heart as if no one is watching. Such a life will undoubtedly bring you joy.

17. 58这就是我所有的快乐,上夜班,终于下班了,只有这样才能见证自己工作当中所有的动力!

17. 58 This is all my happiness, working night shifts, finally finished for the day, only then can one witness all the动力 in one's work!

18. 6上夜班就东一顿西一顿的,忙到现在才抽空对付了两口。苦了我的孩儿了。

18. 6 had to work night shifts and was eating haphazardly, and it's only now that I've managed to grab a couple of bites. Poor child of mine.

19. 45一个人的夜班又多了三个错觉,门铃是不是坏了,怎么不响呢?外面是不是有人在推门?门是不是没关?

19.45 On a single person's night shift, there are three illusions: Is the doorbell broken, why doesn't it ring? Is someone pushing the door outside? Is the door not closed?

20. 你失眠了,但对不起,该哄你睡觉的不再是我。

20. You can't sleep, but sorry, I'm no longer the one to soothe you to sleep.

21. 15大环境不好,影响的会是每一个人。每个人就像一叶小舟,浪大,我们的船必定不安稳。

21. The environment is not good in the 15th, and it will affect everyone. Everyone is like a small boat, when the waves are large, our boat must be unstable.

22. 55我的工作就是爱你、可是亲爱的迩怎么让我失业了!如今流落街头

22. 55 My job is to love you, but, my dear, how did you manage to make me jobless! Now I'm wandering the streets.

23. 47幸福而简单的大一生活我是在迷茫中匆匆度过的。那时候还没有什么所谓的理想、追求,只是一味地过着平淡无奇的日子,只想着平平淡淡的走过大学的路程。

23. My freshman year, a happy and simple one, was spent in a hurry amidst confusion. At that time, I had no so-called ideals or pursuits; I merely lived a monotonous life without any excitement, just hoping to pass through the university journey in a plain and uneventful manner.

24. 22我只是对胖的世界好奇。进去逛了一圈就迷路了。

24. 22 I was just curious about the world of the overweight. I wandered around and got lost.

25. 5第一次加班到深夜发个说说问一下,这算不算上夜班,祝你们晚安。

25.5 For the first time, I worked late into the night and posted a status to ask if this counts as working night shifts. Good night to all of you.

26. 55“不要随便对打工人说晚安,他可能还要上夜班”。”

26. 55 "Don't just say goodnight to the workers casually, as they might still have to work the night shift."

27. 12不要太努力想得到,因为有时候,好事会在你想不到的时候发生。

27. 12 Don't strive too hard to obtain it, for sometimes, good things happen when you least expect them.

28. 38人的一生,心的一生,有时候说不出来,有时候问不出来,看着就散了,想着就散了。

28. The life of 38 people, the life of the heart, sometimes it can't be expressed, sometimes it can't be asked, just looking at it, it dissipates; thinking about it, it dissipates.

29. 13我喜爱这般神妙与安静而又让我凄寂的黑夜。喜爱看月亮的光芒散布在树的枝叶上。感觉着叶枝和光在强健的微风中悄悄地摇曳着。

29. 13 I love this mysterious and tranquil night that also brings a sense of solitude to me. I love watching the moonlight spread over the branches and leaves of the trees. I feel the twigs and light subtly swaying in the strong breeze.

30. 35生活本应艰辛,没想到活到三十才有切实体会。

30. Life should be arduous, but I didn't truly understand this until I reached the age of thirty.

31. 6太胖了容易滋生懒惰,而懒惰的人会被世界所抛弃。

31. 6. Being too overweight tends to foster laziness, and lazy people are often abandoned by the world.

32. 32人生,最大的痛苦,不是放弃,而是舍不得。

32. The greatest pain in life is not giving up, but being unwilling to let go.

33. 3残酷的现实,需要你去拼搏,需要你去奋斗。

33. 3. The cruel reality requires you to struggle and to strive.

34. 33生命就像是一个疗伤的过程,我们受伤,痊愈,再受伤,再痊愈。每一次的痊愈好像都是为了迎接下一次的受伤。然后在不断的受伤与愈合中,我们学会了成长。

34. 33 Life is like a healing process; we get hurt, recover, get hurt again, and recover again. Each recovery seems to be in preparation for the next injury. In the continuous cycle of getting hurt and healing, we learn to grow.

35. 你要吃饱,要早睡,不要仗着自己长的丑就可以任意熬夜。

35. You should eat to your fill, sleep early, and don't take advantage of your unattractive appearance to stay up late as you please.

36. 40一个人的夜班,伴随着冬天的大雨,总有些感悟:希望在我年老时回首人生路,在人生的旅途中有阳光、也有风雨雷电;有平坦的道路、也有荆棘坎途;走过,经历过了,回首再看,虽然苦过、累过,哭过,但无怨无悔。漫漫人生长路就是永远充满挑战的,忙碌的人生,如歌的岁月,构成了人生精彩的篇章。

36. On a night shift for 40 people, accompanied by the heavy rain of winter, there are always some insights: I hope when I look back on the path of life when I am old, I will find that in the journey of life, there are not only sunshine but also storms, thunder, and lightning; there are both smooth roads and thorny paths. After walking and experiencing them, looking back, although I have suffered, been tired, and cried, I have no regrets. The long journey of life is always filled with challenges, a busy life, like a songful era, constitutes the wonderful chapters of life.

37. 26现在日子过得很别扭,一半时间强行自我学习,一半时间压抑低落,看到电脑屏幕就掉眼泪。

37. 26 Currently, the days are quite awkward. Half the time, I force myself to learn independently, and the other half, I feel down and suppressed, tears well up when I see the computer screen.

38. 11级孤独在床上躺了一天连找个吃饭的人都没有拖着疲惫的身体上夜班生活太苦了。

38. At the age of 11, I lay in bed for a whole day, unable to find anyone to eat with. Life on night shifts with a weary body is too bitter.

39. 7糖吃多了,又长胖了,姐这不叫胖,姐这叫粗!

39. Eating too much sugar, and I've gained weight. But this isn't called fat, sister; this is called "stout"!

40. 34以锻炼为本,学会健康;以修进为本,学会求知。以道德为本,学会做人;以适应为本,学会生存。

40. 34 Focus on exercise to learn health; focus on improvement to learn knowledge. Focus on morality to learn how to be a person; focus on adaptation to learn how to survive.

41. 8减肥始终是人生第二大事,第一大事是吃好喝好!

41. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life; the first most important thing is to eat and drink well!

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43. 什么都在退步 只有熬夜在进步

43. Everything is deteriorating, but staying up late is making progress.

44. 60夏天来了!我要减肥,我要减肥,水果应该不得长胖吧。

44. Summer is here! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, shouldn't fruit not make you gain weight?

45. 最近总是失眠 每十二小时醒一次

45. I've been having trouble sleeping lately, waking up every twelve hours.

46. 35躺一会就要起床去听课,听完课再躺一会起床去上夜班苦逼,干什么不好,非要当个护士。

46. After lying down for a while, you need to get up to attend classes, and after the class, lie down again to get up for the night shift - what can't you do, you have to be a nurse.

47. 60我们都是戏子,在别人的故事里,流着自己的眼泪。

47. 60 We are all actors, shedding our own tears in others' stories.

48. 17亲爱的夜猫子,你不要整天熬夜,无论你的眼圈多黑,你也成不了国宝。

48. 17 Dear night owl, you should not stay up all night. No matter how dark your eye circles are, you won't become a national treasure.

49. 59明天早上起来又是一场奋战,晚上一个人的夜班也是遭罪,焦虑,何时能放过我。

49.59 Tomorrow morning, there will be another fierce battle, and it's suffering to work a night shift alone, anxious, when can I be let off?

50. 11胖孩子的青春之歌真就是一首肉包子历险记。

50. The song of the chubby child's youth is truly an adventure tale of a meat bun.

51. 熬的夜都冷了 你为啥还不来找我

51. The nights you stayed up have grown cold, why haven't you come to find me yet?

52. 23我以为,真心对人,也可以换来别人真心对待。拼了命地不让身边的人难过,却发现,受伤的原来是我自己。经历了一些事,才知道自己真的好傻。

52. 23 I thought that treating people with sincerity could also earn them sincerity in return. I tried my hardest not to make the people around me sad, but I found out that the one who was actually hurt was myself. After experiencing some things, I realized how truly foolish I was.

53. 19躺一会就要起床去听课,听完课再躺一会起床去上夜班苦逼,干什么不好, 非要当个护士。

53. After lying down for a while, I need to get up to attend classes. After the class, I can lie down for a while and then get up to work the night shift, suffering through it. What can't I do well, why do I have to be a nurse?

54. 52坐了一个月的素月子,一不小心又胖了肥仔不配拥有锁骨。

54. After sitting a month of a vegetarian postpartum period, I accidentally gained weight again. chubby guys don't deserve to have collarbones.

55. 32每一个长期减肥未成功的女子,身边都有一个多年增肥无效的闺蜜。

55. For every woman who has failed in long-term weight loss, there is a best friend who has been trying and failing to gain weight for many years.

56. 不要仗着自己丑就熬夜,不要仗着自己美就能作。

56. Do not stay up late boasting about your ugliness, and do not act recklessly boasting about your beauty.

57. 23幸福大概就是,你喜欢粘着的那个人永远都不嫌你烦。

57. Happiness is probably about someone you like always not getting tired of sticking with you.

58. 27曾经对你很热络很重要给了你绿色生机却后来把你推向沙漠荒原的混账

58. 27 used to be very close and important to you, gave you a green sprout of life, but later pushed you into the desert wasteland. A scoundrel!