在这个充满活力的打工人上班圈，幽默与轻松交织，每个清晨，都伴随着一句句自带笑点的搞笑句子，开启美好的一天。

In this vibrant circle of working people, humor and ease are intertwined. Each morning, a sentence full of laughter automatically starts the day beautifully.

1. 方才有人问我天天减肥有没有变瘦，真好笑，那你天天上班有没有攒下存款？

1. Just now someone asked me if I have lost weight every day by dieting. That's really funny, but what about you? Do you save any money every day while you're working?

2. 上班途中，一路走一路骂，到了公司就闭上嘴巴，然后下班又骂骂咧咧地回家，日复一日，无穷无尽地循环。

2. On the way to work, he curses along the way, shuts his mouth at the company, and then, on his way back home after work, he curses again. Day after day, this endless cycle repeats.

3. 长得再美若天仙又能如何，闹钟响起的时候还不是得乖乖起来去上班。

3. No matter how beautiful one may be, when the alarm clock rings, one still has to乖乖 get up and go to work.

4. 别轻易对打工人说晚安，说不定他还得上夜班呢。

4. Don't easily say goodnight to the workers, as they might still have to work the night shift.

5. 答应我务必要吃早餐，健不健康无所谓，关键这是一天当中最实惠的一餐。

5. Promise me that you must have breakfast, it doesn't matter whether it's healthy or not, the key is that it's the most economical meal of the day.

6. 当下的状态：小小的脑袋里塞着大大的暴富梦！

6. Current state: A small head brimming with the big dream of instant wealth!

7. 我简直爱死上班了，这种累死累活还赚不到钱的滋味真是妙极了。

7. I absolutely love going to work; the feeling of being exhausted and not making any money is just wonderful.

8. 我压根儿不敢请假，我担忧老板发现有我没我没啥两样。

8. I dare not take a leave of absence at all, as I worry that the boss wouldn't notice much difference whether I'm there or not.

9. 有人相互爱恋，有人夜里观海，有人设了七八个闹钟还是起不来。

9. Some people are in love with each other, some watch the sea at night, and some set seven or eight alarms but still can't wake up.

10. 我上班挣到的哪里是薪水，分明是精神赔偿款。

10. The money I earn at work is not salary, it's clearly compensation for mental distress.