“告别城市的喧嚣，迎接家乡的温馨，这份提前收好，惊艳你的朋友圈！”

"Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and welcome the warmth of home, keep this ready for an amazing surprise for your朋友圈!"

1. 22我滴女盆友是个简单、明媚的女子，不倾国也不倾城，但能倾家荡产！

1. My girlfriend is a simple and bright woman. She is not beautiful enough to conquer a country or a city, but she can drain someone's wealth to bankruptcy!

2. 111你忧伤，我用独孤九剑将它驱赶。你难过，我用如来神掌将它摧毁。你寂寞，我用林波微步跑到你面前，你痛苦，我用化功大法将它吸干，祝你开心快乐过每天。

2. When you are sad, I use the "Dugu's Nine Swords" to drive it away. When you are upset, I use the "Ruyi Jingu Bang" to crush it. When you are lonely, I use the "Linpo's Subtle Steps" to run to you in front of you. When you are in pain, I use the "Hua Gong Great Method" to suck it dry. May you be happy and joyful every day.

3. 12每次整理床上的掉的头发，我都惊叹于我的发量，怎么有这么多头发拿来掉。

3. Every time I tidy up the hair that falls out of the bed, I'm amazed at my hair volume; how can there be so much hair to fall out?

4. 33论大半夜点外卖是个什么心态呢，可能是嫌自己还不够胖吧，抱紧自己的肥肉。

4. What's the mindset of ordering takeout at midnight? Maybe it's because they think they're not fat enough yet, holding onto their flab.

5. 37面对每天熬夜工作。我也有脱发的困扰阿。看我这个大脑门。日渐上移的发际线。170的长相。164的身高。我也好想再长五厘米拥有全世界阿。

5. Facing the challenge of staying up late to work every day. I also have the problem of hair loss. Look at my big forehead. The hairline is gradually receding. With a 170 cm appearance and a 164 cm height, I really wish I could grow another five centimeters and own the whole world.

6. 20世界很大，幸福很小。希望如期而至的不止春天，还有疫情过后平安的你。愿一切美好都如期而至。

6. The world in the 20th century is vast, while happiness is small. I hope that what arrives on time is not only spring, but also a peaceful you after the pandemic. May all the good things come as scheduled.

7. 17一份不渝的情谊，执着千万个祝福，给我想念的你，温馨地问候。不管我们的距离有多遥远，关怀你的心是永远不变的。在这充满温馨的季节里，给你我真挚的祝福及深深的问候。

7. A steadfast friendship, a persistent thousand blessings, a warm greeting to the one I miss. No matter how far our distance may be, the care in my heart remains unwavering. In this season brimming with warmth, I offer you my sincere blessings and heartfelt greetings.

8. 1是我飘了在变胖的路上不回头了，晚上这个时间躺在床上吃巧克力。

8.1 I'm floating on the road to getting fat and not looking back; at this time at night, I'm lying in bed eating chocolate.

9. 64以前我以为人在最绝望时，会撕心裂肺地痛哭，后来我慢慢体会到，目光空洞的沉默不语才是真的死心。

9. Before the age of 64, I thought that when people are at their most desperate, they would cry out in a heart-wrenching manner. Later, I gradually realized that the true sign of being heartbroken is not the loud, tearful cries, but the silent, hollow gaze.

10. 每天回家看见洗手间早上洗头掉的头发 就热泪盈眶。

10. Every day, upon returning home and seeing the hair I shed while washing my hair in the morning in the bathroom, I can't help but shed tears of emotion.

11. 39知道减肥是为了什么嘛？减肥是为了再吃。

11. Do you know why we lose weight? We lose weight so that we can eat again.

12. 9其实我瞒着所有人， 我悄悄地胖了， 我有点不能接受， 夜不能寐。

12.9 In fact, I've been secretly gaining weight in front of everyone, and I can't quite accept it; I can't sleep at night.

13. 22多年以后，春天来了又去，当阳光铺洒在草地，当我们自由地呼吸空气，当我们开心的欢聚，我们必须记得若干年前，雪曾落在这片土地。

13. More than 22 years later, as spring comes and goes, when the sunlight spreads over the grassland, when we breathe the air freely, and when we gather and enjoy ourselves, we must remember that snow once fell upon this land many years ago.

14. 20九月，不患得患失，不怕翻脸，不委屈自己，亦不自私，去为自己争取最好的明天。

14. On the 20th of September, do not worry about gains or losses, do not fear confrontations, do not委屈 yourself, nor be selfish, and strive for the best tomorrow for yourself.

15. 21我真是太能掉头发了，我感觉我上辈子就是个蒲公英。

15. 21 I am really prone to shedding hair. I feel like I was a dandelion in my previous life.

16. 108明明是你先靠近我的，可是最后舍不得的却是我。也许，深情从来都是被辜负，只有薄情才会被反复思念。

16. It was clearly you who first came close to me, yet it's me who can't bear to let you go. Perhaps, deep affection is always betrayed, while only superficial love is constantly missed.

17. 40在此愿有情人终成眷属，没有情人的人找到真爱。

17. Here's to those who are in love, may they all end up together; and to those who are not, may they find true love.

18. 18什么叫多余，夏天的棉袄，冬天的凉席，还有，等我心冷之后，你的殷勤。

18. What is considered redundant? The cotton coat in summer, the cool mat in winter, and also, your attentiveness after my heart grows cold.

19. 59夏天来了，又是吃龙虾的季节，大家注意了，少吃一斤会离你梦想的豪车更近一些。

19. 59 The summer is here, and it's also the season for eating lobsters. Attention, eating a little less will bring you closer to your dream of a luxury car.

20. 被吹风机卷头发进去，脱发太多，每次梳个头洗个头一把把的掉，本来头发就不多，虽然不秃。

20. The hair was pulled into the hair dryer, causing excessive hair loss. Every time I comb my hair or wash it, it falls out in handfuls. I didn't have much hair to begin with, though I'm not bald.

21. 12开始梳头掉头发，没事，正常，反正头发多现在梳头掉头发，天哪，我要秃头了，我不能秃头，有什么防脱发的方法吗

21. Starting from December 21st, I've been shedding hair when combing it, no big deal, it's normal, anyway, I have a lot of hair. Oh my God, I'm going to go bald! I can't go bald, do you have any methods to prevent hair loss?

22. 37每洗一次头就掉很多头发，我都隔三天洗一次今天洗了两遍掉的很夸张，吹头发就没怎么掉了，可能隔三天太久。

22. I lose a lot of hair every time I wash my hair. I wash it every three days, but today I washed it twice and the amount of hair that fell out was exaggerated. There wasn't much hair left after I blow-dried it, which might mean waiting three days is too long.

23. 02

The text "23. 02" translates to English as "23.02" or "February 23rd." This seems to be a date format, with "23" being the day and "02" representing February (the second month of the year). If it's part of a list or a numbering system, "23.02" might indicate a section or a specific point numbered as 23 followed by 02.

24. 28新的九月，愿你在新的日子里，学会与现实妥协但不忘突破自我，学会与世俗和解但不忘保持自我，学会欣赏自己的拥有，学会珍惜身边的幸福。再见八月，你好九月，早安！

24. 28th of September, may you learn to compromise with reality but never forget to break through yourself, learn to reconcile with the world but never forget to maintain your own self, learn to appreciate what you have, and learn to cherish the happiness around you. Goodbye August, hello September, good morning!

25. 8每天回家看见洗手间早上洗头掉的头发 就热泪盈眶。

25. 8 Every day, seeing the hair that fell out when I washed my hair in the morning in the bathroom, I would get teary-eyed.

26. 13今天的每一步，都是在为之前的每一次选择买单。今天的每一步，也是在为今后的每一点成功布局。八月再见，九月你好！

26. 13 Every step today is paying for every choice made in the past. Every step today is also laying the groundwork for every bit of success in the future. Goodbye August, hello September!

27. 41我以前对小龙虾没什么好感，但现在我觉得吃东西很小龙虾是对夏天的热爱。

27. 41 I used to have no fondness for crayfish, but now I think eating crayfish is a love for summer.

28. 39知道越多就越难控制自己不去比较。所以还是自己做美食和享受美食最实在。

28. The more you know, the harder it is to control yourself from comparing. So, it's most real to make and enjoy your own delicious food.

29. 43到底吃不吃，吃要吃什么，吃完又要胖了。

29. Should I eat the 43, what should I eat, and then I'll get fat again after eating.

30. 29这个九月，愿奇迹和美好，如秋日的硕果般，如约而至。

30. In this September 29th, may miracles and beauty arrive as promised, like the abundant fruits of autumn.

31. 47可能与不可能的区别就在于一个人的决心!八月再见，九月你好!

31. The difference between possibility and impossibility lies in a person's determination! Goodbye August, hello September!

32. 8[自动回复] 王源的女人已收到信息，稍后回复！

32. 8[Automatic Reply] Wang Yuan's woman has received the message, will reply later!

33. 24不必烦恼，忙完了我就与你聊。不必徒劳，没忙完你想找我也找不到。假如你我有前生的约定，请稍等，不见不散！

33. Don't worry, I will chat with you after I'm done. Don't waste your efforts, you won't be able to find me until I'm done. If there was a past life agreement between us, please wait, let's not meet and not part ways!

34. 38挣钱太难了，好不容易挣了几十块，我自己吃宵夜吃完了。

34. 38. It's so hard to make money. After finally earning a few tens, I ate all of the late-night snacks myself.

35. 103看到我假如你不爽，我不管你说我什么，最起码你还做不到我这样。

35. If you see me, if you're not happy, I don't care what you say about me, at least you can't do what I do.

36. 40九月，枝头妖娆。或许是因了秋的张望、指尖总在不经意中、生长些许淡淡的凉、忧伤若丝、洇染一颗善感的心。

36. In September, the branches are charming. Perhaps it is because of the autumn's longing, the fingertips always unintentionally growing a little bit of coolness, melancholy like silk, permeating a sensitive heart.

37. 21家里做了酱猪蹄，在自己房间里待着还没啥感觉，一出房间就一股浓烈的酱卤味儿，大半夜的这是在逼我去吃夜宵啊。

37. The family made braised pork feet with sauce at home. It didn't feel much when I was staying in my room, but as soon as I left the room, there was a strong aroma of the braised sauce. In the dead of night, this is practically forcing me to have a late-night snack.

38. 2爱上一个人不可怕，依靠上一个人才最可怕。

38.2 It's not可怕 to fall in love with someone, but it's the most可怕 to rely on the last one.

39. 29愿每一个惊艳你时光的人，都能够陪你温柔岁月。

39. May everyone who amazes you with their time be able to accompany you through the tender years.

40. 15九月你好：新一天，新一月。过去的八月，不管你过得怎样，不必太在意。若是美好，叫做精彩；若是糟糕，叫做经历。人生没有折返的通道，只有努力才会改变。

40. September 15th, hello: a new day, a new month. As for the past August, don't worry too much about how you spent it. If it was good, it's called wonderful; if it was bad, it's called experience. Life has no way to turn back, and only effort can bring about change.

41. 晚风卷走八月的热浪，九月带着洒脱信步而来。时光走笔，草木一秋，八月再见，九月你好。

41. The evening breeze sweeps away the heat wave of August, and September comes with a relaxed and leisurely stroll. As time passes, the plants and trees go through one autumn. Goodbye August, hello September.

42. 1人生最好的词有三个，久别重逢、失而复得、虚惊一场。在无法预知的生活里，在

42. The three best words in life are: meeting after a long separation, regaining what was lost, and a false alarm. In a life that cannot be predicted, in

43. 39放假这么多天每天这个点都在吃宵夜继续长胖吧。

43. With 39 days of holidays, I'm eating late-night snacks every day at this time and continuing to get fat.

44. 11我去双12不去剁手跑来盗我号，你是有多穷。

44. I went on Singles' Day but not on Double 12, and you came to steal my account. How poor are you?

45. 27这个世界上，最爱你的那个人，永远是你自我，因为没有谁会傻到去伤害自我。

45. In this world, the person who loves you the most is always yourself, because no one is foolish enough to harm themselves.

46. 11有个女孩经常熬夜，当她扎起马尾时活像一个阿哥。

46. There is a girl who often stays up late at night, and when she ties her hair up in a ponytail, she looks just like a big brother.

47. 15在疫情再次爆发前，完成了属于我们的婚礼，遇见你刚刚好，我会向婚礼上说的那样，用心爱你，呵护你，保护你一辈子！

47. Before the epidemic broke out again, we completed our wedding. Meeting you was just right. As I said at the wedding, I will love you, cherish you, and protect you for a lifetime!

48. 14昨晚是怎么了。操翻申花后。全部身边的人都在吃夜宵！

48. What happened last night? After beating Shenhua, everyone around me was having a late-night snack!

49. 4经一个月认证，我是一枚得吃宵夜才能长胖的人。

49. After a month of certification, I am a person who needs to eat late-night snacks to gain weight.

50. 11胖子打篮球的时候比一般人多了一种防守方式叫：乳防

50. 11 Fat guy has an additional defensive style when playing basketball called: "Milk Defense."

51. 34阿姨先给妈妈涂上指甲油，再小心翼翼地贴上小花。我看着妈妈的手指甲，想：妈妈的手指甲真漂亮啊！

51. Auntie first painted Mom's nails with nail polish, then carefully stuck on some little flowers. I looked at Mom's nails and thought: Mom's nails are so beautiful!

52. 7有人帮我清空购物车吗没人的话，我晚一点再问。

52. 7 Can someone help me clear my shopping cart? If no one is available, I'll ask later.

53. 57酸甜苦辣我自己尝，喜怒哀乐我自己扛;我就是自己的太阳，无须凭借谁的光。

53. 57 I taste the sweet, sour, bitter, and spicy myself, bear the joy, anger, sadness, and joy myself; I am my own sun, and do not need to rely on anyone else's light.

54. 6我不怕情人节一个人过，我怕的是我喜欢的人和别人过。

54. 6 I'm not afraid of spending Valentine's Day alone, what I'm afraid of is that the person I like is spending it with someone else.

55. 38今天做美甲时候闺蜜问：为什么过新年要做美甲呢？我说：女人总是要找个借口来花钱呐。

55. 38 Today while doing my nails, my best friend asked: Why do we get our nails done for the New Year? I said: Women always need an excuse to spend money.

56. 30爱美就从美甲开始，拥有美甲，拥有女人魅力。

56. 30 Love beauty? Start with nail art. Owning nail art is owning womanly charm.

57. 30谁说我不爱运动的，我的头发无时无刻都在做自由落体运动。

57. Who says I don't love sports? My hair is constantly doing free fall exercises.

58. 3今天的每一步，都是在为之前的每一次选择买单。今天的每一步，也是在为今后的每一点成功布局。八月再见，九月你好！

58. 3 Every step we take today is a payment for every choice we've made in the past. Every step we take today is also laying the groundwork for every bit of success in the future. Goodbye August, hello September!

59. 16夏天要来了，当然要换一个超级少女的夏日美甲啦，没错，我就是超级无敌可爱美少女，不接受反驳。

59. Summer is coming, of course, it's time to switch to a super girly summer nail design. Yes, I am the super cute and adorable girl, and there's no room for any arguments against it.

60. 49丫丫今天吃宵夜了吗马上吃[笑cry]服务员说，吃牛肉只长力气不长胖。。

60. 49 YaYa, did you have any late-night snacks today? I'm about to have some right now [laughcry]. The waiter said that eating beef only builds strength and doesn't make you fat.

61. 3有甲容易美甲难，美甲就来我这里，保你手舞倾城。

61. 3 It's easy to get a good nail design but hard to maintain, so come to my place for nail art, and I guarantee your hands will sway the whole city.

62. 7从未想到灾难距离自己这么接近！对不幸染病的个人和家庭而言，人生与美满生活戛然而止。希望尽快控制疫情，挽救更多生命与家庭！

62.7 Never thought that disaster was so close to me! For individuals and families affected by the misfortune of illness, life and a happy life came to an abrupt end. Hope to control the epidemic as soon as possible and save more lives and families!

63. 6忽然而至的夏天，小龙虾和啤酒更配，缺少点故事吗？

63. The sudden arrival of summer, crayfish and beer go hand in hand. Is there not a little story missing?

64. 37夏日的晚上，约上三五好友，一起约大排档，吃小龙虾，惬意啊。

64. In the summer evening, gather with three or five good friends, go to a large food stall, enjoy spicy crawfish, it's so comfortable.

65. 37勇敢是什么，是我明知道这一顿吃下去会胖，我还是迎头而上。

65. What is courage? It is knowing that this meal will make me gain weight, and yet I go ahead with it anyway.

66. 28看看你，丰腴娇娃，细眼凤目，多好看啊。

66. Look at you, a plump and lovely maiden with slender eyes and phoenix-like eyes, how beautiful you are.

67. 60我长胖了，长胖了！！！哎，长胖了一斤，明明没有吃什么，嗷，饿了，想吃宵夜，，这大概就是胖的原因吧，难受，没事胖了还能瘦回来的，哼

67. I've gained weight, gained weight!!! Ah, I gained one pound, but I clearly haven't eaten much. Oh, I'm hungry, want to eat some late-night snacks. This might be the reason for gaining weight, it's uncomfortable. Hmph, I can still lose weight if I gain it, no problem.

68. 10还没来得及内卷，已经开始自己精神内耗了。

68. Before the hustle and bustle of internal competition even began, I've already started to suffer from mental exhaustion myself.

69. 10九月你好：新一天，新一月。过去的8月，不管你过得怎样，不必太在意。若是美好，叫做精彩，若是糟糕，叫做经历。人生没有折返的通道，只有努力才会改变，只要努力就会改变。九月请对我好一点。

69. 10th September, hello: A new day, a new month. Regarding the past August, no matter how you spent it, don't worry too much. If it was good, it's called spectacular; if it was bad, it's called experience. Life has no return path, only effort can change it, and as long as you strive, there will be a change. September, please treat me a little better.

70. 24老子被钉钉绑了，要想见老子的话，就去给钉钉整个防沉溺

70. 24 Laozi was nailed and tied up. If you want to see Laozi, go and give the nails a whole anti-addiction treatment.