1. 只有坚持才能获得最后的成功。

1. Only by persisting can one achieve ultimate success.

2. 上厕所看报纸等同于大便完了擦**，是一个流程，否则不叫完工。

2. Reading the newspaper in the toilet is equivalent to wiping after a bowel movement; it's a process, otherwise it's not considered finished.

3. 钞票不是万能的，有时候还是需要用信用卡。

3. Cash is not everything; sometimes a credit card is needed.

4. 琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。

4. Not skilled in playing musical instruments, chess, calligraphy, or painting; find washing clothes and cooking too tiring.

5. 想的多一定没做的多有效，然而不想便做一定没什么效果。

5. Overthinking is often less effective than actually doing something, yet simply acting without thought is usually not very effective either.

6. 小时候摔跤了，不管痛不痛，先哭了再说。

6. When I fell as a child, no matter how much or little it hurt, I would cry first before anything else.

7. 手插口袋，谁都不爱。

7. If you stick your hands in your pockets, nobody likes you.

8. 避孕的效果：不成功，便成人。

8. Contraception effectiveness: If unsuccessful, it becomes a person.

9. 我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途光明，出路没有。

9. I'm like a fly stuck on glass, with a bright future but no way out.

10. 冰冻三尺，非一日之寒，成大事者不拘小节。

10. It takes more than a day for the ice to accumulate three feet thick; those who achieve great things do not拘泥于small matters.

11. 做事成功的要诀就如同钥匙开锁的道理一样，如果你不能准确对号，那麽一定无法打开成功之门。

11. The secret to success in doing things is just like the logic of using a key to unlock a lock; if you cannot match them accurately, you will definitely not be able to open the door to success.

12. 理想很丰满，现实却很骨感。

12. Idealism is abundant, but reality is stark.

13. 幸福是什么？幸福就是你吃鱼，我吃肉，看着别人啃骨头。

13. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and we watch others gnaw on bones.

14. 有能力的人影响别人，没能力的人，受人影响。

14. People with ability influence others, while those without ability are influenced by others.

15. 你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。

15. What are you unhappy about? Speak up and let everyone cheer you up.

16. 只要更好，不求最好！奋斗是成功之父。

16. Seek to be better, not the best! Struggle is the father of success.

17. 虽然过去不能改变，未来可以。

17. Although the past cannot be changed, the future can be.

18. 喝醉了我谁也不服，我就扶墙。

18. Drunk, I defy everyone, and I lean on the wall.

19. 问世间情为何物？一物降一物。

19. Ask the world what is love? One thing can subdue another.

20. 向竞争挑战，向压力挑战，更要向自己挑战时间就是一切。

20. Challenge the competition, challenge the pressure, but most importantly, challenge yourself. Time is everything.

21. 不求做的最好，但求做的更好。

21. Not to strive for the best, but to do better.

22. 闪电从不打在相同的地方，人不该被相同的方式伤害两次。

22. Lightning never strikes in the same place, and people should not be hurt in the same way twice.

23. 在古代，我们不电话，不短信，不网聊，不微博，不漂洋过海，不被堵在路上。如果我想你，就翻过两座山，走五里路，去牵你的手。

23. In ancient times, we didn't make phone calls, send text messages, chat online, tweet, travel across the seas, or get stuck on the road. If I missed you, I would climb over two mountains, walk five miles, and go to hold your hand.

24. 摔倒了爬起来就好。

24. If you fall, just get back up.

25. 善良的人永远是受苦的，那忧苦的重担似乎是与生俱来的，因此只有忍耐。

25. Good people always suffer, and the heavy burden of sorrow seems to be innate, thus only endurance.

26. 学会下一次进步，是做大自己的有效法则。因此千万不要让自己睡在已有的成功温床上。

26. Learning from the next step forward is an effective rule for expanding oneself. Therefore, never let yourself rest on the warm bed of existing success.

27. 火可以试金，金可以试女人，女人可以试男人。

27. Fire can test gold, gold can test a woman, and a woman can test a man.

28. 天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨。

28. The heavens have not bestowed a great responsibility upon me, yet they have still worn out my mind and strained my bones.

29. 太阳照亮人生的路，月亮照亮心灵的路。

29. The sun illuminates the path of life, while the moon illuminates the path of the soul.

30. 如果你对我好，我就会忍不住想欺负你。

30. If you're nice to me, I can't help but want to bully you.

31. 华丽的人生需要炫丽的小妞陪聊！

31. A glamorous life needs a dazzling girl to chat with!

32. 幸福就像香水，洒给别人也一定会感染自己。

32. Happiness is like perfume; sprinkling it on others will inevitably infect oneself.

33. 一份耕耘，一份收获。

33. As you sow, so shall you reap.

34. 老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。

34. As soon as I opened my celestial eyes, I knew you were a demon.

35. 成功是努力的结晶，只有努力才会有成功。

35. Success is the crystallization of effort, and only through effort can there be success.

36. 很多人说婚姻是爱情的坟墓，但是能够入土为安的爱情总比暴尸街头要好。

36. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can rest in peace is always better than love that is left exposed on the streets.

37. 勤奋是学习的枝叶，当然很苦，智慧是学习的花朵，当然香郁。

37. Diligence is the branches of learning, of course, it is bitter; wisdom is the flowers of learning, of course, it is fragrant.

38. 人不能创造时机，但是它可以抓住那些已经出现的时机。

38. Man cannot create opportunities, but he can grasp those opportunities that have already appeared.

39. 是金子总会发光。

39. As true gold, it will always shine.