1. 如果你借太多的钱给一个人，你会令此人变成坏人。

1. If you lend too much money to one person, you'll turn them into a bad person.

2. 男人最骄傲的人不是拥有过多少女人，而是他的女人，愿意为他拒绝多少男人。

2. The proudest man is not the one who has had the most women, but the one whose women are willing to reject how many men for him.

3. 失恋之所以痛苦，是因为对方的心收了回去，而自己的心还不肯回来。

3. The pain of a broken heart is because the other person's heart has withdrawn, while your own heart is still unwilling to return.

4. 日出东海落西山，愁也一天，喜也一天；遇事不钻牛角尖，人也舒坦，心也舒坦。

4. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, either sad or happy each day; when facing difficulties, don't stubbornly pursue trivial matters, and both the body and the mind will be at ease.

5. 有没有人和我一样，对着电脑没事做，却又不想关掉它？

5. Has anyone else found themselves sitting in front of the computer with nothing to do, yet not wanting to turn it off?

6. 夏天来了，天气热了，一群SB往北飞，一会儿排成个S字，一会儿排成个B字。

6. Summer is here, the weather is hot, and a group of idiots fly north, sometimes forming an "S" shape, sometimes a "B" shape.

7. 后悔是一种耗费精神的情绪。后悔是比损失更大的损失，比错误更大的错误。所以不要后悔。

7. Regret is an emotionally draining feeling. Regret is a greater loss than the actual loss, and a greater mistake than the error itself. So, do not regret.

8. 不参加变革社会的斗争，理想望永远是一种幻影。

8. Not participating in the struggle for a transformed society, the ideal can only remain a mirage.

9. 所谓单相思，就是你把她/他放在心里面，她/他把你放在心外面。

9. What is often referred to as unrequited love is when you place her/him in your heart, but she/he places you outside their heart.

10. 男人靠征服世界来征服女人！女人靠征服男人来征服世界！

10. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

11. 你的脸是为了呈现上帝赐给人类最贵重的礼物微笑，一定要成为你工作最大的资产。

11. Your face is meant to display a smile, the most precious gift God has given to humanity, and it must become your greatest asset in your work.

12. 如果敌人让你生气，那说明你还没有胜他的把握。

12. If the enemy makes you angry, it means you are not yet sure of defeating him.

13. 少喝酒，多吃菜，挟不着，站起来，有人敬，耍耍赖，吃不了，兜回来。

13. Drink less and eat more, if you can't pick up the food, stand up, if someone toasts you, act a bit cheeky, if you can't finish it, take it back.

14. 爱情是音乐：初恋是轻音乐，热恋是摇滚乐，结婚是通俗音乐，离婚是流行音乐。

14. Love is music: first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is pop music, and divorce is contemporary music.

15. 生命的完整，在于宽恕、容忍、等待与爱，如果没有这一切，你拥有了所有，也是虚无。

15. The wholeness of life lies in forgiveness, tolerance, patience, and love. Without all these, even if you possess everything, it is still void.

16. 有些人曾经是朋友，告白了以后，连朋友都做不成。

16. Some people used to be friends, but after confessing, they couldn't even maintain a friendship.

17. 你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。

17. You told me to go away, and I went. When you asked me to come back, sorry, I've rolled too far.

18. 你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死吗？我会闭上眼睛的！

18. Do you think I would just watch you go to your death? I would close my eyes!

19. 我知道强扭的瓜不甜，但是本人就是不喜欢吃甜瓜。

19. I know that a forced melon isn't sweet, but personally, I don't like eating melons.

20. 结婚是错误，有了孩子是失误，离婚是醒悟，再次结婚是执迷不悟。

20. Marriage is a mistake, having children is a misstep, divorce is a realization, and remarriage is being stubborn.

21. 把每一个黎明看作是你生命的开始，把每一个黄昏看作是你生命的小结。

21. Treat every dawn as the beginning of your life, and every dusk as the summary of your life.

22. 才发现，打不通你电话时，和我说对不起的总是移动。

22. It's only just been discovered that it's always the mobile company who apologize when they can't reach my phone.

23. 你以为你比牛顿还牛，其实你比牛顿还顿。

23. You think you're more awesome than Newton, but actually, you're even more Newtonian.

24. 兄弟如手足，女人如衣服，谁动我手足，我扒他衣服！

24. Brothers are like limbs, women are like clothes. If anyone dares to harm my limbs, I'll strip off his clothes!

25. 我以后的老公绝对是个路痴，不然怎么连现在也没有找到我！

25. My future husband is definitely a road盲, otherwise how could he not have found me even now!

26. 屁乃人身之气，岂有不放之理，放者扬眉吐气，闻者垂头丧气！

26. Fart is the gas in the human body, how can there be no way to let it out? Those who let it out feel elated and full of pride, while those who hear it hang their heads in dejection!

27. 你长的够好看，印度鼻子香港脚。走起路两边摇，好象公猪跳舞蹈！?>

27. You're quite handsome, with an Indian nose and Hong Kong feet. When you walk, you sway from side to side, looking like a boar dancing! ?>

28. 摆脱孤独的最好方法就是喜欢孤独；时间抓起来是黄金，抓不起来就是流水。

28. The best way to overcome loneliness is to love it; time, when seized, is gold, but when missed, it flows like water.

29. 我对生命无悔，奈何心中有愧，只要不死……誓将RMB一赚到底！

29. I have no regrets in life, but I feel guilty in my heart. As long as I don't die... I swear to make the most out of every yuan (RMB)!

30. 下岗男工别流泪，快快参加鸭子对，白吃白喝拿小费，还能出国赚外汇。

30. Don't shed tears, laid-off male workers, quickly join the duck team. Eat and drink for free, collect tips, and even earn foreign exchange by going abroad.

31. 男人四大傻：下班就回家，挣钱自己花，吃饭点龙虾，给小姐留电话。

31. The four dumbest things a man can do: go home right after work, spend the money he earns on himself, order lobsters for dinner, and leave a phone number for a prostitute.

32. 现代的婚姻是情感的产物，更是竞争的结晶。

32. Modern marriage is a product of emotion, but also the crystallization of competition.

33. 昨天去市里参加放鸽子比赛，结果就我一个人去了。

33. I went to the city yesterday to participate in a pigeon release competition, and it turned out that I was the only one who went.

34. 生下来的人没有怕死的，怕死的都TM没生下来，所以谁都别TM的装横！

34. No one born is afraid of death; those who are afraid of death haven't been born yet, so don't pretend to be a big shot!

35. 你曾经有没有把某人的说说全部看完却从不评论。

35. Have you ever read someone's posts in full but never left any comments?

36. 美女走路走猫步！丑女走路站马步！美女生活真丰富！丑女生活象枯树！

36. Beautiful women walk like cats! Ugly women walk like horses! Beautiful women lead truly rich lives! Ugly women live like withered trees!

37. 一个完美的男人，必须不和前女友来纠缠，不跟女同事搞暧昧，不屑与小女孩玩哥哥妹妹的奸情。

37. A perfect man must not纠缠 with his ex-girlfriend, not indulge in flirtation with female colleagues, and not be interested in playing brother-sister intrigues with young girls.