1. 这首顺口溜除了提到世界杯、奥运会，还涉及到多种体育运动。

1. This jingle not only mentions the World Cup and the Olympics, but also involves various sports.

2. 小妹妹两岁从老家转到桂林一所幼儿园，因为刚转学，所以一嘴土话腔。老师找到我姑说：你得赶紧教教孩子普通话，他这普通话相当不标准！我姐说：我知道这个问题，正在慢慢纠正呢。老师说：那就好，你得抓紧了，现在班里已经有一半的小朋友说话都这个味了

2. The little sister was two years old when she transferred from her hometown to a kindergarten in Guilin. Since it was her first transfer, she spoke in a dialect. The teacher approached my aunt and said: "You need to hurry up and teach the child Mandarin, his Mandarin is quite unstandardized!" My sister replied: "I'm aware of this issue and am working on correcting it gradually." The teacher said: "That's good, you need to speed up. Now, half of the children in the class are speaking with this accent."

3. 哥坐地铁，身边坐了一陌生大妈。手机响起，大妈接电话，十分爽朗地对着电话说：啊，我今天晚上没空儿，车子坏了在坐地铁，找了一鸭子很帅的，准备去开房呢！拥挤的车厢瞬间安静。我瞥了一眼身旁的大妈，转回脸来的时候，发现全车人都在盯着自己。

3. I was sitting on the subway when an elderly woman with an unfamiliar face sat next to me. Her phone rang, and she answered it with a cheerful tone: "Oh, I'm busy tonight; my car broke down and I'm taking the subway. I found a really handsome guy and I'm planning to go to a hotel!" The crowded carriage instantly fell silent. I glanced at the elderly woman next to me, and when I turned back, I found that everyone on the train was staring at me.

4. 横穿马路时，要养成看交通信号的好习惯。同时，还要注意来往车辆，不要追逐、猛跑，斜穿或突然改变行路方向。不要倚坐护栏和隔离墩，也不要图省事翻越或钻越护栏和隔离墩过马路，而应走过街天桥和过街地道。在没有人行穿越道的路程，须直行通过，主动避让来往车辆，不要在车辆临近时抢行。

4. When crossing the street, it is good to develop the habit of looking at traffic signals. At the same time, pay attention to the incoming and outgoing vehicles, and do not chase, sprint, cross diagonally, or suddenly change your direction of travel. Do not lean on guardrails and road dividers, nor should you cross or crawl under them for convenience. Instead, use overpasses and underpasses. If there is no pedestrian crossing along the way, walk straight through, actively yield to incoming and outgoing vehicles, and do not try to cross in front of vehicles as they approach.

5. 昨天我一个女同事一起喝了点酒，女同事跟我说喝的很高兴，很想靠我肩膀睡，一边说一边靠过来老子当场就急了，一巴掌扇过去说：妈的，说了大喝三箱，如果谁先倒谁买单，这反悔了想吃霸王餐啊，给老子滚犊子

5. Yesterday, a female colleague of mine and I had a few drinks together. She told me she was very happy and wanted to sleep on my shoulder. As she said this, she leaned in, and I got angry on the spot, slapping her with a palm and saying: Damn it, we said if anyone passes out first, they have to pay for the whole three boxes. Are you trying to be a free rider now? Get out of here!

6. 首先要认识并掌握各种交通信号灯的含义：绿灯亮时，准许通过，但转弯的车辆不准妨碍直行车辆和行人通过；黄灯亮时，不准通过，但已超过停止线后车辆和已进入人行横道的行人可继续通行；红灯亮时，不准通行，黄灯闪烁时，须在确保安全原则下通行。

6. Firstly, it is necessary to recognize and master the meanings of various traffic signal lights: When the green light is on, it is permissible to proceed, but turning vehicles are not allowed to obstruct the passage of straight-moving vehicles and pedestrians; when the yellow light is on, it is not permissible to proceed, but vehicles that have crossed the stop line and pedestrians who have entered the pedestrian crossing may continue to pass; when the red light is on, it is not permissible to proceed, and when the yellow light is flashing, passage must be made under the principle of ensuring safety.

7. 如果你另一半的前任死了，你另一半在你面前痛哭，你如何反应？抛出三尺白绫，道一声：你不如随她去了吧。

7. If your partner's ex-boyfriend has passed away and your partner cries in front of you, how would you react? Throw a three-foot white silk belt, and say: You might as well follow her to the grave.

8. 放学回家不要在外面玩，应先回家，如果有什么事需外出应与家长商量，好让家人知道你的去向。

8. After school, do not play outside. You should go home first. If there is anything that requires you to go out, you should discuss it with your parents so that your family will know where you are going.

9. 其中青少年犯罪占刑事犯罪的比例达70%左右；从危害性看，由于青少年生理尚未成熟，思想单纯，易于冲动，不计后果，其犯罪危害极大。

9. Among criminal offenses, those committed by minors account for about 70%; in terms of the severity of harm, due to the immaturity of their physical and mental development, their simple-mindedness, impulsiveness, and lack of consideration for consequences, the crimes committed by minors are extremely harmful.

10. GG：不幼稚。你当老鹰。我把小鸡拿出来让你捉。

10. GG: Don't be naive. Act like an eagle. I'll take out the chick for you to catch.

11. GG：你不停的不不不，一定是消化不良。需要做来调剂一下。

11. GG: You keep on saying "not not not," it must be indigestion. You need to do something to adjust it.

12. 学生分类 一等学生当班干，学习认真管理善。

12. Student Classification - First-class students serve as class leaders, showing serious study and good management skills.

13. 几个朋友酷爱钓鱼，以至于到了搞个小游艇去水库的地步；船搞好了，于是大家分工协作；船长，大副，舵手等都有了；最后剩下一个胖子没有职位；可他的作用却很大，因为没他在船上，船就不稳当；于是有了一个最NB的称谓：压艇的！

13. Several friends are so fond of fishing that they even went so far as to buy a small yacht to go to the reservoir; once the boat was ready, everyone分工合作; there were a captain, first mate, helmsman, and so on; in the end, there was a chubby man left without a position; but his role was crucial, because without him on the boat, it wouldn't be stable; thus, a most impressive title was created: the "boat stabilizer"!

14. 开展丰富多彩的教育活动。利用班会、团队活动、活动课、人防课、学科渗透等途径，通过讲解、演示和训练，对学生开展安全预防教育，使学生接受比较系统的防溺水、防交通事故、防触电、防食物中毒、防病、防 体育运动 伤害、防火、防盗、防震、防骗、防煤气中毒等 安全知识 和技能教育。提高广大学生的安全意识、安全防范能力和自我保护能力。

14. Carry out a variety of educational activities. Utilize class meetings, team activities, activity classes, civil defense classes, and interdisciplinary integration, etc., to carry out safety prevention education for students through lectures, demonstrations, and training. This helps students to receive a relatively systematic education on safety knowledge and skills, such as prevention of drowning, traffic accidents, electric shocks, food poisoning, diseases, sports injuries, fire prevention, theft prevention, earthquake prevention, fraud prevention, and gas poisoning. This improves the safety awareness, safety prevention capabilities, and self-protection abilities of a large number of students.

15. 到公园划船，或乘坐船时必须要坐好，不要在船上乱跑，或在船舷边洗手、洗脚，尤其是乘坐小船时不要摇晃、也不能超重，以免小船掀翻或下沉。

15. When boating in the park or on a boat, you must sit properly, do not run around on the boat, or wash your hands or feet on the side of the boat, especially when on a small boat, do not rock or exceed the weight limit, to avoid the risk of the small boat capsizing or sinking.

16. MM：说的对，我只是在家接客，从来不出去站街。

16. MM: That's right, I only entertain guests at home, I never go out to the streets.

17. ②教育学生懂得宪法是国家的根本大法，是制定一切法律的依据，是保证建设现代化社会主义强国的强大武器。

17. ②Educate students to understand that the Constitution is the fundamental law of the country, the basis for formulating all laws, and a powerful weapon to ensure the construction of a modern socialist强国.

18. 尤其令人不安的是，在目前中国的数百万吸食毒品人口中，85%以上是25岁以下的青少年。

18. Particularly concerning is the fact that in China's current population of millions of drug users, over 85% are young people under the age of 25.

19. 防磕碰：不在教室中追逐、打闹，做剧烈的运动和游戏，防止磕碰受伤。

19. Prevent bumps and collisions: Do not chase or play rough in the classroom, engage in intense exercise and games, to prevent injury from bumps and collisions.

20. 意外伤害不仅造成了大量儿童的永久性残疾和早亡，消耗巨大的医疗费用，而且削弱了国民生产力。不仅给孩子及家庭带来痛苦和不幸，而且给社会、政府及学校造成巨大的负担和损失。据调查，1999年~2002年间，北京市共发生学校赔偿经济损失的学生伤亡事故360余起，其中有一半以上学校在处理事故时遇到困难。

20. Accidental injuries not only cause a large number of children to suffer permanent disabilities and early death, consume huge medical expenses, but also weaken the national productivity. They not only bring pain and misfortune to children and their families, but also impose tremendous burdens and losses on society, the government, and schools. According to investigations, from 1999 to 2002, there were more than 360 student injury accidents involving economic losses that required school compensation in Beijing, and more than half of the schools encountered difficulties in dealing with the accidents.

21. 保持环境清洁做位可爱的人。

21. Keep the environment clean and be a cute person.

22. 突然黑人男子对两个美女说道：“没用的！我试过了，都没用的！”

22. Suddenly, the black man said to the two beautiful women, "It's no use! I've tried, but it's no use!"

23. 收银员朝他笑了笑，说：“我这是为你着想，付款就像打针，动作越麻利，你就越不会感到疼。”

23. The cashier smiled at him and said, "I'm thinking of you. Paying the bill is like getting a shot; the quicker the action, the less pain you'll feel."

24. 使用蚊香要注意，点燃的蚊香放在金属盘、瓷盘或水泥地、砖地上，同进还要注意远离可燃物。

24. When using incense sticks, pay attention to placing the lit incense sticks on a metal plate, ceramic plate, or concrete or brick ground. At the same time, be sure to keep them away from flammable materials.

25. 老婆：刚才在老张家，你连喝了五杯茶，你不是说一喝茶晚上就睡不着吗？老公：可是，面对能白喝的香茶不喝，回家我就更睡不着了。

25. Wife: Just now at the old Zhang's house, you had five cups of tea one after another, didn't you say that after drinking tea you can't sleep at night? Husband: But, facing the fragrant tea that I can drink for free, if I don't drink it, I'll have an even harder time sleeping when I get back home.

26. 你初吻是在什么情况下发生的？6岁的时候我对一个比我小一岁的女孩儿说：不同意我把你推水沟里去。

26. Under what circumstances did your first kiss occur? When I was 6 years old, I said to a girl who was one year younger than me: "I won't push you into the gutter."

27. 如果不幸溺水，当有人来救助的时候应该身体放松、让救助的人托住腰部。

27. If unfortunately you are drowning, when someone comes to help, you should relax your body and allow the helper to support your waist.

28. 这里是厕所，环境靠大伙。左右两边站，对准再开火(男生厕所)。

28. This is the toilet, the environment depends on everyone. Stand to the left and right, aim and then fire (male toilet).

29. 文科班（语文课）文科班，语文课，有人说话有人乐， 有人吃饭有人饿，还有同学在唱歌； 语文题，没人做，小说杂志一大摞， 老师不到不回撤，来到桌前挪一挪；写练习，作功课，一人答题众人和， 五人墓碑不会默，前面同学往后坐； 漫画书，许多册，少女战士动干戈， 浪漫人仕一大撮，蜡笔小新去厕所； 会周公，也不错，晚上美梦白天做， 不是同学太懒惰，课堂乏味我没辙；白居易，柳宗元，已经死了几百年，鲁迅文豪声震天，其实骂人不眨眼； 打铃来，打铃撤，晃晃悠悠一节课，鱼贯而出各奔各，不知老师在做何？

29. Literature Class (Language Arts Class) In the literature class, there's talking and laughter, some eat while others are hungry, and some classmates are singing; in the language arts, no one is answering the questions, piles of novels and magazines are scattered around; the teacher doesn't leave until they're done, and when they arrive at the desks, they move them a bit. Writing exercises, doing homework, one answers while everyone else joins in; the five-character epitaph won't be recited, so the students in front sit back; comic books, many volumes, young warrior girls are waging war, a group of romantic individuals, the animated character Crayon Shin-chan goes to the bathroom; meeting the King of Zhou is also not bad, at night, beautiful dreams, during the day, it's not that the students are too lazy, the classroom is just boring and I can't do anything about it; Bai Juyi, Liu Zongyuan, have been dead for several centuries, Lu Xun, the literary genius, shakes the heavens, but in reality, he curses people without blinking; when the bell rings, it rings off, swayingly, one class period is over, students file out and go their separate ways, not knowing what the teacher is doing.

30. 安全保卫。学校要求门岗严禁不明身份的人员、车辆随意进入校园，严禁师生携带管制刀具进入学校，严格落实出入登记制度，把好了学校安全的第一道关口。

30. Security Protection. The school requires that the gate guards strictly prohibit individuals and vehicles without identification from entering the campus at will, and strictly prohibit teachers and students from bringing管制刀具 into the school. The system of entry and exit registration is implemented in strict accordance with the regulations, ensuring the first line of defense for the school's safety.

31. 上下楼梯不奔跑，开展体育活动、课间游戏要到运动场。

31. Do not run up and down the stairs. Sports activities and interclass games should be conducted on the sports field.

32. 在超市的收银台前排队付款。看见收银员打单时动作飞快，弄得眼花缭乱，不由得嘀咕了一句：“你动作实在太快，我都看不清收了多少钱。”

32. Standing in line at the checkout counter in the supermarket, I watched in awe as the cashier worked at lightning speed, the quick movements blurring before my eyes. Unable to help myself, I muttered, "You move too fast, I can't even tell how much money you've taken."

33. 不良习气要改掉，学校是否换面貌？普法第四进厂矿，安全法律要先上。

33. Bad habits should be eradicated; will the school change its appearance? Legal education advances to the factories and mines, with safety laws taking precedence.

34. 过了一会儿，那位女子走到小张身边，低声道：“对不起，我是心理系的学生，刚才我只是想试验一下人们在尴尬的情况下反映如何。”

34. After a while, the girl walked over to Xiao Zhang and whispered, "Sorry, I'm a student from the Psychology Department. I was just trying to test how people react in embarrassing situations."