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迎新季,笑料百出!大学搞笑标语大放送,快来围观爆笑集结号!

面书号 2025-01-18 12:03 11


1. 8日出东方,唯我不败。机械雄风,一统江湖。

1. On the 8th day, I rise from the east, and none can defeat me. With mechanical might, I shall unite the realm.

2. 可做高富帅,亦喜白富美,但需有颗感恩心;或许貌不杨,尚处贫困境,无妨成为高尚人

2. Can be a handsome and wealthy man, or like a beautiful and wealthy woman, but one must have a grateful heart; perhaps not handsome, still in a state of poverty, but it doesn't matter to become an noble person.

3. 鸟去藩篱,虎归山林,丝岂是池中物;激流独上,龙门鱼跃,粪土当年高富帅。

3. Birds fly away from the fence, tigers return to the mountains, silk is not a pond creature; in the rapids, I ascend alone, the dragon gate fish leap, dung was once a tall and handsome man.

4. 下面这两条标语很亲切,掌上明珠,欢迎回家,言简意赅,对学生的宠溺溢于言表;爱你不是两三天,但想你超过230天,看看这精准的数据,这只怕是数学系的学生的杰作。

4. The two slogans below are very warm and endearing, like a cherished jewel in the palm of one's hand, welcoming home, succinct yet expressive, revealing the teachers' doting affection towards the students; I have loved you not for just two or three days, but I have missed you for over 230 days. Look at this precise data, this must be the work of a student from the Department of Mathematics.

5. 27师大女生们和声细语显才女气质;师大男生们谦恭礼让展君子风度。

5. The girls at 27th Normal University speak in harmonious whispers, showcasing their elegant feminine气质; the boys demonstrate gentlemanly manners through their humility and polite deference.

6. 34不要生活在自我与狭隘的'小时代,要做勤奋与自信的合伙人,用努力与奋斗致我们的青春。

6. 34 Don't live in a self-centered and narrow 'small era'. Be diligent and confident partners, and dedicate our youth to hard work and struggle.

7. 荷花映日笑纳新鲜学子丹桂飘香喜迎远方来客!

7. The lotus blooms and smiles, welcoming fresh scholars with the fragrance of sweet osmanthus, greeting guests from afar with joy!

8. 要是报湖大,必成高富帅。学姐会卖萌,学妹很可爱,学长很亲切,学弟天然呆。教室有空调,夏天很凉快。

8. If you enroll in Huhai University, you will definitely become a tall, handsome, and wealthy guy. The senior sisters are adorable, the junior sisters are cute, the senior brothers are very friendly, and the junior brothers are naturally clumsy. The classrooms are equipped with air conditioning, making it cool and comfortable in the summer.

9. 41小清新重口味你都能在这里找到知己。学术帝标准哥你都不寂寞!

9. Whether you're into the light and fresh or the heavy and bold, you can find like-minded souls here. Academic overlord, standard guy, you won't be lonely at all!

10. 优化结构推进教育公平,扩展优质资源打造教育品牌

10. Optimize the structure to promote educational equity, expand high-quality resources to build educational brands.

11. 30天行健,京江男生以实力ko高富帅;地势坤,京江女生凭智慧秒杀白富美。

11. In 30 days of relentless pursuit, the Jingjiang boys defeated the rich and handsome through their strength; with the terrain being yielding, the Jingjiang girls triumphed over the rich and beautiful through their wisdom.

12. 因为年轻,不会轻易悲伤,所以一切都是年轻的摸样;因为复旦,努力地生长,依然随时可以为梦想疯狂。

12. Because of youth, sadness comes easily, so everything retains a youthful look; because of Fudan, one grows with effort, and is still able to go wild for dreams at any moment.

13. 31亲爱的学弟,国际的学长们总算把你们盼来啦!

13. 31 Dear junior, the international seniors have finally been looking forward to your arrival!

14. 怎么样,这些大学校园的欢迎学生返校的横幅有没有触动你的心扉,让你感到心里暖暖的?

14. How about these banners welcoming students back to the university campuses? Have they touched your heartstrings, making you feel warm inside?

15. 一个明媚的女子,不倾城,不倾国,以优雅姿势去摸爬滚打。

15. A bright and graceful woman, not enchanting the city nor the country, yet she moves gracefully amidst the hustle and bustle.

16. 亲,我们住宿条件好,卫生条件妙,食堂干净校园小,来回走路不费脚,放假晚来开学早,保证情侣分离少。

16. Darling, our accommodation conditions are excellent, the hygiene is fantastic, the dining hall is clean, the campus is small, walking around doesn't tire your feet, we have late holidays and early school starts, ensuring that couples separate less.

17. 愿我们展开理想的翅膀在书香的天空中展翅飞翔

17. May we spread our ideal wings and soar in the sky filled with the fragrance of books.

18. 文武双全,社体男PK高富帅;自强不息,体艺女VS白富美

18. The all-rounded, both scholarly and martial man goes head-to-head with the tall, rich, and handsome man; never cease to strive for self-improvement, the athletic and artistic woman versus the white, rich, and beautiful woman.

19. 博学明德经世致用传承大学精神勤奋向上求实创新弘扬优良学风

19. With extensive knowledge and virtuous character, dedicating oneself to serving the world, inheriting the spirit of the university, striving for progress, seeking truth, and innovating, promoting fine academic atmosphere.

20. 15笑看学长提行装,当时只道是寻常;怒啃大书三百卷,不愁嫁得好儿郎。

20. With a smile, I watched my senior brother pack his luggage, then thought it was all in a day's work; devoured three hundred volumes of heavy books, never worrying about finding a good husband for my son.

21. 和谐大学汇精英 浓墨重彩书伟章 绿色校园聚新锐 春华秋实展宏图

21. Harmonious university gathers the elite, vividly scripting great chapters; green campus assembles new talents, blossoming spring and fruitful autumn displaying grand visions.

22. 1最霸气的标语:天行健,学长以实力打到高富帅;地势坤,学姐凭智慧战胜白富美。

22. The most imposing slogan: "As the heavens are strong, the elder brother defeats the rich and handsome with his strength; as the earth is yielding, the elder sister triumphs over the beautiful and wealthy with her wisdom."

23. 私心想,今儿来了江大文理,便定要加人那大学生记者团

23. In my heart, I thought that since Jiang Dawei came today, I must join the college student journalism team.

24. 推进学校活动文化建设,实现孩子健康快乐成长。

24. Promote the cultural construction of school activities, to achieve healthy and happy growth for children.

25. 迎着朝阳当思如何努力,踏着晚霞要问是否进步

25. Facing the sunrise, one should think about how to strive, and as the twilight sets in, one should ask if there has been progress.

26. 上山健身强体魄,下山健脑强社稷,欢迎勇登凌云寺的管院14新生!

26. Climbing the mountain strengthens the body and builds health, descending strengthens the mind and fortifies the state. Welcome to the 14 new students of the Guan Yuan Temple who dare to scale the Linyun Temple!

27. 让青春的笑脸写满激情的诗篇让欢快的笑声点缀和谐的乐章

27. Let the youthful smile be filled with passionate verses, and let joyful laughter adorn the harmonious symphony.

28. 学妹,倾国倾城又如何,满室狼籍,怎堪真巾帼;学弟,玉树临风又怎样,一屋不扫,何来大丈夫

28. Younger sister, what's the use of being beautiful and charming, if the room is in disarray, how can one truly be a true woman of strength; Younger brother, what's the use of being handsome and elegant, if one cannot clean a room, how can one be a great man?

29. 25可做高富帅,亦喜白富美,但需有颗感恩心;或许貌不杨,尚处贫困境,无妨成为高尚人。

29. 25 can be a "tall, rich, and handsome" man, or he may prefer "beautiful, rich, and lovely" women, but he must have a grateful heart; perhaps he may not look attractive and may still be in poverty, but it's not a hindrance to becoming a noble person.

30. 金秋送爽喜迎八方学子,丹桂飘香共祝美好明天。

30. The autumn breeze brings the joy of welcoming students from all directions, the sweet fragrance of osmanthus joins in wishing for a beautiful tomorrow.

31. 做一个丰盈的男子,不虚化,不浮躁,以先锋之姿去奋斗拼搏。

31. Be a full-fledged man, neither hollow nor impetuous, and strive and fight with the posture of a pioneer.

32. 39昔者,高考雄狮;今者,车辆学子;来者,世界鳌头。

32.39 In the past, the lion of college entrance examinations; now, the students of vehicles; in the future, the leader of the world.

33. 生活上自理、管理上自治、学习上自觉、目标上自我选择、思想情操上自我修养。

33. Self-care in daily life, self-governance in management, self-awareness in learning, self-choice in goals, and self-cultivation in thought and emotion.

34. 携手并肩,朝着创办一流地方大学的宏伟目标迈进!

34. Join hands and move forward shoulder to shoulder towards the grand goal of establishing a world-class local university!

35. 29一个明媚的女子,不倾城,不倾国,以优雅姿势去摸爬滚打。

35. A bright and lovely woman, not enchanting the city nor the nation, but moving gracefully through the hustle and bustle.

36. 17民院学艺术,玉刚当师傅;韩红变嫦娥,脱胎又换骨。

36. In the 17th People's Court, studying art, Yu Gang becomes the master; Han Hong transforms into the Moon Goddess, shedding her old skin and rebirth.

37. 荷花映日笑纳新鲜学子,丹桂飘香喜迎远方来客!

37. The lotus smiles at the sun, welcoming fresh students, and the sweet fragrance of osmanthus greets guests from afar!

38. 你不在的这些天,我只能唱独角戏,一语道尽球场的心酸,没有了学生们生龙活虎的身影,球场该是多么寂寞。宿舍当然也不甘落后,必须表示一下,回到宿舍,终于有人陪你早睡早起了。

38. During these days when you were not around, I could only perform a solo show, expressing the bitterness of the football field with a single word. Without the lively figures of the students, the football field must be so lonely. The dormitory, of course, was not willing to lag behind and had to make a statement. Back in the dormitory, finally, there's someone to accompany you in going to bed and waking up early.

39. 不要生活在自我与狭隘的小时代,要做勤奋与自信的合伙人,用努力与奋斗致我们的青春。

39. Do not live in a narrow and self-centered era; be diligent and confident partners, and dedicate our youth to effort and struggle.

40. 35鸟去藩篱,虎归山林,丝岂是池中物;激流独上,龙门鱼跃,粪土当年高富帅。

40. The birds leave the fence, the tigers return to the mountains, silk is not a creature of the pond; swimming against the current, leaping over the Dragon Gate, the dung of yesteryears becomes the proud and wealthy.

41. 3最娱乐的标语:新生是理工最美的云彩,管院用心把你留下来

41. 3 Most entertaining slogan: Freshmen are the most beautiful clouds in the science and engineering campus, the Management College dedicates its efforts to keep you here.

42. 没有学生的学校是没有灵魂的,操场空荡荡的,学校一片沉寂,所以你回来了,就是校园最美的风景,这次,篮球场终于不再冷冷清清了。终于可以和你一起手挽手,一起看日出与日落,这句标语,道出了了多少大学生情侣的心里话,分别太久,期待太久,终于又可以携手共看日升日落。

42. A school without students is devoid of soul; the playground is empty, the school is silent, and so, your return is the most beautiful scenery on campus. This time, the basketball court is no longer desolate. Finally, we can hold hands together, watching the sunrise and sunset together. This slogan echoes the heartfelt words of many college couples who have been apart for too long and have waited for too long, finally able to hold hands and watch the sun rise and set together.

43. 青春列车今日重新出发;新的起点,我们携手努力!

43. The Youth Train is set to depart again today; at this new starting point, let's join hands and work hard together!

44. 7做一个丰盈的男子,不虚化,不浮躁,以先锋之姿去奋斗拼搏——你好,丹青。

44. 7 Be a full and rich man, not desiccated, not restless, and strive and struggle with the posture of a pioneer — Hello, Danqing.

45. 大学创意迎新标语1

46. 荷花映日笑纳新鲜学子,丹桂飘香喜迎远方来客!

45. University Creative Welcome Slogan 146. Lotus blooms reflect the sun, welcoming fresh students with a smile, and the sweet scent of osmanthus greets distant guests with joy!

47. 16你们是0,我们是1你我携手编世界。(适合软件、计算机学院)

47. 16 of you are 0, and we are 1. Together, we weave the world. (Suitable for software and computer science colleges)

48. 13学妹 倾国倾城又如何 满室狼藉 怎堪真巾帼;学弟 玉树临风又怎样 一屋不扫 何来大丈夫。

48. Young Sister, what's the use of being the most beautiful in the land? A room full of mess is not worthy of a true warrior; Young Brother, what's the use of being as graceful as a jade tree in the breeze? If you can't clean a room, how can you be a great man?

49. 36保管好自己的银行卡密码,即使是辅导员也不要告诉……

49. Keep your bank card password safe, even don't tell it to the counselor...