在喧嚣的都市中，有一个传说，它如同夜空中最亮的星，静静地闪烁着神秘的光芒。传说中，那些分手的恋人，若能在特定时刻，对着月亮许下愿望，便能将心中的痛楚化作一笑，让彼此的回忆淡去，如同夜幕中的微光，渐渐隐没。而这，便是“分手搞笑说”的全部秘密。

In the bustling city, there is a legend, like the brightest star in the night sky, silently twinkling with mysterious light. According to the legend, those lovers who have parted ways can turn their heartache into a smile if they make a wish to the moon at a certain moment, allowing their memories to fade away, just like the faint light in the night, gradually fading into the darkness. And this is the entire secret of the "break-up funny talk."

1. 分手不是爱，那些冠冕堂皇的理由，不是为了让对方好过，而是为了让自己好过！

1. Breaking up is not love; those grandiose reasons are not to make the other person feel better, but to make oneself feel better!

2. 那些我们曾经以为永远无法忘记的事情，在我们执念的过程中被遗忘了。

2. Those things we once thought we could never forget are forgotten in the process of our obsession.

3. 不要和喜欢的人做朋友，不然在脆弱的友情里每天都会失恋。

3. Don't make someone you like a friend, otherwise you'll experience a breakup every day in the fragile friendship.

4. 不要难过。如果你真的很难过，就摸摸自己的胸口，告诉自己，你是男人，一定要坚强！

4. Don't be sad. If you're really upset, pat your own chest and tell yourself, you're a man, you must be strong!

5. 我们做的最默契的一件事就是我不联系你，你不联系我。最后，我们真的是陌生人。

5. The most默契 thing we did was not contacting each other. In the end, we truly became strangers.

6. 爱情真的不靠谱。前一秒你还说爱我，下一秒就分手了。但是我太傻了，还相信爱情。

6. Love really is unreliable. One moment you're saying you love me, and the next second you're breaking up. But I'm too naive to believe in love anymore.

7. 人生最遗憾的事，莫过于轻易放弃不该放弃的，固执地坚持不该坚持的。

7. The greatest regret in life is to easily give up what should not be given up, and to stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted in.

8. 分手了，他失去了一个爱他的人，而你失去了一个不爱你的人，何必难过。

8. You've lost someone who loves you, and you've lost someone who doesn't love you. Why be sad?

9. 楼主:男生和女生分手最尴尬的原因是什么？你的胸部太小了。我怕以后饿死孩子。

9. Original Text: 楼主:男生和女生分手最尴尬的原因是什么？你的胸部太小了。我怕以后饿死孩子。 Translation: Poster: What is the most embarrassing reason for a boy and a girl to break up? Your breasts are too small. I'm afraid I'll starve my child in the future.

10. 我选择分手，不是因为不爱他，也不是因为爱上了别人。我只是觉得我们两个再也回不去了。

10. I chose to break up, not because I don't love him, nor because I have fallen in love with someone else. I just feel that we can never go back to how we were.

11. 爱情的投入和生产从来都不是不成比例的，一厢情愿的牺牲往往是自己感动的！

11. The investment and production of love have never been disproportionate; one-sided sacrifice is often self-touching!

12. 分手的时候做好自己。一个人的世界也有跌宕起伏的时候，也有美好的瞬间，所以把他归类为回忆。

12. Do your best when breaking up. There are ups and downs in a person's world, as well as beautiful moments, so categorize them as memories.

13. 是不是男人不爱那个女人的时候就会说，对不起，我们分手吧，希望你幸福？

13. Is it true that when a man doesn't love a woman anymore, he would say, "Sorry, let's break up, and I wish you happiness?"

14. 一切都在倒退，回到我们变得亲密之前，回到我们变得熟悉之前，回到我们相遇之前。

14. Everything is slipping backward, back to before we grew intimate, before we became familiar, back to before we met.

15. 窗外正在下雪。我煮了一杯咖啡，一直等到它凉了，然后我知道我又在想你了。你怎么能理解我的期望！

15. It's snowing outside. I made a cup of coffee and waited until it cooled down, then I knew I was thinking of you again. How can you understand my expectations!

16. 不是我不爱你！但是你的心里没有我的位置！我不要我的爱这么廉价！

16. It's not that I don't love you! But there's no place for me in your heart! I don't want my love to be so cheap!

17. 不知道为什么，心里总是很沉重，总是不知所措，感觉好累，真的好累。

17. For some unknown reason, I always feel heavy-hearted, always at a loss, feeling so exhausted, truly, so exhausted.

18. 总有一天我会无声无息地从你身边走开。我错过了很多，我总是一个人难过。

18. One day, I will silently slip away from you. I have missed so much, and I am always sad alone.

19. 有人说，旋转木马是世界上最残酷的游戏，互相追逐，却有着永恒的距离。

19. Some say that the carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other yet always maintaining an eternal distance.

20. 如果分开给了彼此更多的空间去寻找自己的幸福，那我们还难过什么？

20. If we had given each other more space to seek our own happiness, what are we still sad about?

21. 如果有一天，我消失了，我不要求你疯狂的寻找我，只要你偶尔想我，你就满足了。

21. If one day I disappear, I don't ask you to go crazy looking for me, as long as you think of me occasionally, you will be satisfied.

22. 如果真的相爱，分手后真的做不了朋友。因为看到对方开心你会难过。

22. If you truly love each other, you really can't be friends after breaking up. Because seeing the other person happy will make you sad.

23. 有时候，是为了爱情，我们悄悄的避开了影子，但躲不开的，是默默的感情。

23. Sometimes, for love, we悄悄ly evade our shadows, but what we can't escape is the silent affection.

24. 爱情，原来很容易，就是轻轻的把你放在心里；爱是不容易的，但它不能来到你的心里。

24. Love, it turns out, is quite simple - it's just gently placing you in my heart. But to love is not easy, and yet it cannot come to your heart.

25. 时间会慢慢沉淀，有些人会在你心里慢慢模糊。学会放手，你的幸福需要你自己去实现。

25. Time will slowly settle, and some people will gradually fade in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.