在浩瀚的星辰大海中，孤独如同永恒的伴侣，与人类相伴而生。而在这无尽的宇宙角落，总有那么一些瞬间，那些关于“世人自怜”的句子，在心灵深处悄然绽放，如同一朵朵寂寞的花，静静地诉说着人类内心深处的脆弱与坚强。

In the vast ocean of stars and galaxies, solitude is like an eternal companion, born alongside humanity. And in the endless corners of the universe, there are always those moments when sentences about "the world's self-pity" quietly bloom in the depths of the soul, like solitary flowers, silently narrating the vulnerability and strength deep within the human heart.

1. 我不是单身。我有一个带硬盘的女孩。

1. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard drive.

2. 如果没有充分的把握和必要，就不要轻易说谎。

2. Do not easily tell a lie unless you are fully confident and necessary.

3. 结局，和你想的不一样的，叫生活，你想的叫童话。

3. In the end, what's different from what you expect is called life, and what you expect is called a fairy tale.

4. 世界本来就是痛苦的，无一例外。

4. The world is inherently painful, without exception.

5. 你瘦的时候，你住在我心里。后来胖了就陷进去出不来了。

5. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Later, when you got fat, you got trapped and couldn't get out.

6. 我再也不会跟自己解释什么了，再也不会受委屈了。

6. I will never explain myself to myself again, and I will never take any more offense.

7. 其实我以前挺高的，后来经常洗澡缩水了。

7. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but I've shrunk after taking frequent baths.

8. 因为不赚钱，女朋友觉得我吃软饭。我生气了，今天的饭很硬！

8. Because it's not profitable, my girlfriend thinks I'm living off her. I got angry, today's meal was tough!

9. 敏感的人爱思考，心软的人爱自讨苦吃。

9. Sensitive people love to think, and soft-hearted people love to suffer for themselves.

10. 我从不记仇。一般我会当场举报。

10. I never hold grudges. Generally, I would report it on the spot.

11. 小时候，我是个傻子。从教20多年，我终于被成功培养成了一个庸才！

11. When I was a child, I was a傻瓜. After more than 20 years of teaching, I have finally been successfully nurtured into a平庸之才!

12. 你为什么近视？为了俯视这个世界，我模糊了双眼。

12. Why are you nearsighted? To gaze down upon this world, I have blurred my eyes.

13. 不是我爱熬夜，而是我晚上需要，我的亮星。

13. It's not that I love staying up late, but I need it at night, my bright star.

14. 我的人生可以用九个字来概括:拿着工资想干嘛干嘛，工资自然爽。

14. My life can be summarized in nine words: earn a salary and do whatever you want, the salary is naturally satisfying.

15. 跪下来摸摸自己的影子。对不起我跟踪我让你受了委屈。

15. Get down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry for following you and making you feel upset.

16. 实在无聊，买个地球仪。世界那么大，不仅可以看一看，还可以四处看看。

16. Too bored? Buy a globe. The world is so vast, you can not only take a look but also explore it from all angles.

17. 我感谢我的眼睛。无论多小多窄，我都能看见，日出日落，花开花落。

17. I am grateful for my eyes. No matter how small or narrow they may be, I can see, the rise and fall of the sun, the blooming and wilting of flowers.

18. 放下身段，我是我路的主人。

18. Lower my pride, I am the master of my path.

19. 英雄无好妻，懒汉娶花枝。

19. Heroes have no good wives, lazy men marry beauties.

20. 能用钱解决的都不是问题，问题是我穷。

20. Anything that can be solved with money is not a problem; the problem is that I'm poor.

21. 看看体重秤上的自己。你还有脸说是妈妈的贴心小棉袄？只是一件军大衣！

21. Look at yourself on the weighing scale. Do you still have the face to claim that you are your mother's beloved little cotton sweater? You're just a military overcoat!