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1. 如果你没有收到我的新年祝福，不要怀疑我们的友谊，我只是懒。

1. If you haven't received my New Year's greetings, don't doubt our friendship; I'm just lazy.

2. 过年的时候该走亲访友了。今年一定要表现出长辈的态度，问问表哥们期末考试怎么样。我就是这样关心下一代的。

2. It's time to visit relatives and friends during the Spring Festival. This year, make sure to show respect as an elder and inquire about your nephews and nephews' end-of-term exams. That's how I care for the younger generation.

3. 你现在收到的压岁钱，就是你将来要还的债。

3. The money you receive as red envelope gifts now is the debt you will have to repay in the future.

4. 希望你过年能往我脸上扔一堆红包，就为了这么简单粗暴的亲情。

4. I hope you can throw a pile of red envelopes on my face during the Spring Festival, just for this simple and rough display of family affection.

5. 又到了假装不好意思收红包的时候了。

5. It's time again to pretend to be embarrassed while accepting red envelopes.

6. 大过年的，谈什么政绩，多伤感情。

6. It's the biggest New Year's celebration; what's the point in talking about achievements? It's too emotional.

7. 我的年龄真的让我怀疑今年还能不能拿到压岁钱。

7. My age really makes me doubt whether I can still receive lucky money this year.

8. 我最怕过年。我礼貌的推开你的红包，你却信以为真。

8. I am most afraid of New Year's Day. I politely push away your red envelope, but you take it seriously.

9. 叔叔阿姨新年快乐。我考试成绩一般。我不饿。我还没有男朋友。二月份开学，我有很多作业。我先进了房子。

9. Happy New Year, Uncle and Aunt. My exam results are average. I'm not hungry. I don't have a boyfriend yet. School starts in February, and I have a lot of homework. I went into the house first.

10. 好像一年只有两次机会打扰你，一次说生日快乐，一次说新年快乐。

10. It seems like there are only two occasions in a year to disturb you: once to wish you a happy birthday and once to say happy New Year.

11. 每次过年长辈见到我，都说这孩子真安静，我会想念你们这些无知的人类！

11. Every time I meet my elders during the Spring Festival, they always say, "This child is so quiet." I will miss you, these ignorant humans!

12. 最怕看到一个小孩捂着耳朵冲你笑，而你还不知道枪在哪里。

12. The worst thing is to see a child covering their ears and smiling at you, while you have no idea where the gun is.

13. 过年不给女生发红包的男生是腿短，光棍还是肾虚。

13. Not giving red envelopes to girls during the Spring Festival makes a guy short in legs, a bachelor, or with kidney deficiency.

14. 对于一个吃货来说，在新的一年里，他已经在减肥而不增重了。

14. For a foodie, in the new year, he has already started losing weight instead of gaining it.

15. 每次过年别人给我红包，我都要推来推去。其实我真的很怕这样一推真的会把它推开。

15. Every time people give me red envelopes during the Spring Festival, I always push them back and forth. In fact, I'm really afraid that if I keep pushing, I might actually push it away.

16. 小时候过年早买衣服，每天晚上偷偷在家里拿出来试穿。现在找不到那种感觉了。

16. When I was young, I would buy new clothes early for the New Year and sneakily try them on at home every night. Now I can't find that feeling anymore.

17. 过年有人要红包吗？赶紧私信我，我好给你删了，免得影响我过年。

17. Are there any red envelopes during the New Year celebrations? Please send me a private message quickly, so I can delete it for you, to avoid affecting my New Year's celebration.

18. 有对象的叫年夜饭，没对象的叫熬夜。

18. The dinner with a partner is called the "New Year's Eve Dinner," and the one without a partner is called "staying up all night."

19. 过年还能拿到压岁钱记得给我发红包。你一定要记住，我不是小孩子了，以后我可以保护你。

19. Remember to give me red envelopes during the New Year celebrations. You must remember, I am no longer a child, and in the future, I can protect you.

20. 过年不胖，我怎么对得起那些死鸡鸭鱼！

20. Not gaining weight during the New Year celebrations, how can I face those dead chickens, ducks, and fish!

21. 在看不到心爱的人的日子里，感觉自己所有的新衣服都是白买的。

21. On the days when I can't see the one I love, I feel like all the new clothes I bought are for nothing.

22. 过年的时候不要给我发什么节日祝福。红包能让我感受到你的真诚。

22. Don't send me any holiday greetings during the Spring Festival. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

23. 无论你如何度过新年，都要快乐度过每一天。

23. No matter how you spend New Year's, always enjoy every day.

24. 过年有亲戚问我成绩，我就问他年终奖的事！

24. When I was asked about my grades during the New Year celebrations by relatives, I asked them about their year-end bonuses instead!

25. 不是过年没了味道，而是你这个年纪已经不是过年最开心的人了。

25. It's not that the New Year has lost its flavor, but at your age, you're no longer the happiest person during the New Year celebrations.

26. 每到过年，总有一两个长辈喜欢把你难忘的往事拿出来让大家开心。

26. Every Spring Festival, there are always one or two elders who like to bring up your unforgettable past to make everyone happy.

27. 以收压岁钱为目的走亲戚是浪费时间。

27. Visiting relatives with the purpose of receiving lucky money is a waste of time.

28. 我今年的新年决心是:瘦一点，钱包鼓一点。请不要再犯错了。去年，我被纠正了。

28. This year, my New Year's resolution is: to lose a bit of weight and to have a fatter wallet. Please don't make the same mistakes again. Last year, I was corrected.

29. 从年初的一无所有到年底的一文不名，别忘了你的主动精神白忙活了一年。

29. From having nothing at the beginning of the year to being penniless by the end, don't forget that your proactive spirit was in vain for a whole year.

30. 夏天不能没有冰棍，冬天不能没有被子，过年不能没有红包，就像我的世界不能没有你一样！

30. Summer cannot be without popsicles, winter cannot be without blankets, the Spring Festival cannot be without red envelopes, just like my world cannot be without you!

31. 每次过年亲戚朋友都问我，你在找对象吗？我会很委婉的悄悄去找他的孩子，然后亲切的问:你期末考了多少？

31. Every time it's New Year's, my relatives and friends always ask me, "Are you looking for a partner?" I would gently and discreetly seek out his child, then warmly inquire: "How many points did you score on your final exam?"

32. 中国新年就要到了。请照顾好你的孩子。不要一见面就叫我阿姨，也不要到处扔鞭炮。我还年轻，脾气不好。我可能只是一只脚。

32. The Chinese New Year is approaching. Take good care of your child. Don't call me "auntie" as soon as we meet, and don't throw firecrackers everywhere. I'm still young and have a bad temper. I might just be one foot.

33. 今年过年不送礼，还收大红包。

33. This year, no gifts during the New Year, but I received big red envelopes instead.

34. 我没有打扰你做作业。为什么过年总跟着我不放过我？

34. I didn't disturb you while you were doing your homework. Why do you always follow me and not let me go during the Spring Festival?

35. 如果我是寒假作业，我会靠自己的努力，让自己填满丰富的知识，既能过年，又不会给主人添麻烦。

35. If I were the winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts to fill myself with rich knowledge, so that I could celebrate the New Year without causing any trouble to the owner.

36. 这个春节你不用给我发红包了。帮我写作业就好。

36. This Spring Festival, you don't have to give me red envelopes. Just help me with my homework would be fine.

37. 别跟我说新年快乐，有红包更好。

37. Don't tell me happy New Year, red envelopes are even better.

38. 如果我花了所有的运气才遇见你，请远离我。新年我想打牌。

38. If it took all my luck to meet you, please stay away from me. This New Year, I want to play cards.