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恋爱初体验:搞笑逗趣的甜蜜宣言

面书号 2025-01-16 21:55 6


在这个充满欢笑的爱情故事里,我们将跟随主人公的足迹,一起探寻爱情的奥秘。从青涩的校园恋情到成熟的情感纠葛,每一个故事都充满了甜蜜与苦涩,让我们一起走进这个充满奇遇的爱情世界。

In this love story brimming with laughter, we will follow the footsteps of the protagonist and together delve into the mysteries of love. From the innocent campus romance to the mature emotional entanglements, each story is filled with sweetness and bitterness. Let us venture into this world of love brimming with adventures.

1. 23我想把整个夏天的阳光在冬天时寄给你,就像我在拥抱你。

1. I wish to send you the whole summer's sunshine in winter, just as I would in embracing you.

2. 48再看你一眼时 眼里没有万般柔情。

2. When I look at you again, there is no trace of myriad tender feelings in my eyes.

3. 29何以解忧,唯有暴富,何以暴富,唯有爱我!

3. How to relieve sorrow? Only by becoming wealthy overnight! And how to become wealthy overnight? Only by loving me!

4. 我愿孤自终老为你眉染白霜,你可愿一人独唱为我清泪两行。

4. I am willing to grow old alone, my eyebrows graying for you. Will you be willing to sing alone, shedding tears for me?

5. 我想和你分享我们的烦恼,我想和你永远保持好奇和贪玩。

5. I want to share our worries with you, and I want to maintain our curiosity and playful nature forever.

6. 我拒绝那么多的暧昧,只为了你一个不确定的未来。

6. I refuse so much ambiguity, just for an uncertain future of yours.

7. 今天去献血,转氨酶过高,之后把今年的体检报告拿给单位阿姨看,阿姨看完后说,你这小姑娘一身病,找对象,对象都不敢要你。

7. I went to donate blood today and found that my transaminase levels were too high. Later, I showed this year's physical examination report to the aunt at my unit. After she looked at it, she said, "You, young lady, have so many diseases. No one will want to be your partner."

8. 邀请你认识的所有男人,告诉他们你是老子的!谁都不许抢!

8. Invite all the men you know to meet you, and tell them you're the son of the boss! No one is allowed to take advantage of you!

9. 作业你不要再黏着我了,我们真的不合适,我已经找到女朋友了,她叫手机。

9. Stop clinging to me, you have no business with me anymore. I've already found a girlfriend, and her name is Cellphone.

10. 我想和你做爱,从厨房到阳台,从现在到将来。

10. I want to have sex with you, from the kitchen to the balcony, from now to the future.

11. “如果我哭了你会安慰我么。”“不会。”“为什么。”“因为我不会让你哭。”

11. "If I cry, will you comfort me?" "No." "Why?" "Because I won't let you cry."

12. 47如果明天你看不见我。那么,早安,午安,晚安。

12. 47 If you can't see me tomorrow, then good morning, good afternoon, and good night.

13. 16哪怕是最小的茅舍,对一对恋人来说都有足够的空间。

13. 16 Even the smallest cottage provides ample space for a pair of lovers.

14. 那时你身穿白衬衫,留着平头,笑着听我说,你是我世界上最爱的人。

14. Back then, you were wearing a white shirt, with a crew cut, smiling as you listened to me say, "You are the most loved person in the world to me."

15. 我是一个庸俗的人。我喜欢山和海。感谢你的出现,让我骄傲了很多年。

15. I am an ordinary person. I like mountains and seas. Thank you for your presence, which has made me proud for many years.

16. 9我从他的全世界路过的时候,他牵起了我的手。

16. 9 When I passed by his whole world, he held my hand.

17. 都说宁可等待,也不要将就。可实际上,有些人爱了一辈子才明白,其实别人从没有爱过她。有些人将就了一辈子才明白,原来可以将就下去就已经是爱了。从来没有一个人让你觉得完美,能让你愿意忍耐缺点的那个人,就是爱人。

17. It's often said that it's better to wait than to settle. However, in reality, some people spend a lifetime in love before realizing that no one ever truly loved them. Some people settle for a lifetime before they understand that being able to settle has already been a form of love. There has never been anyone who seems perfect to you, someone who makes you willing to tolerate their flaws; that person is your beloved.

18. 有一些事情想忘记,最后才发现根本忘不了,反而更加清晰。

18. There are some things that I want to forget, but in the end, I find that I can't forget them at all; instead, they become even clearer.

19. 如果有一天我突然想环游世界,我可以围着你转一圈吗

19. If one day I suddenly want to travel around the world, can I circle around you?

20. 25我看见,盛大的花开,谁曾为了你,浅唱一首歌,千里迢迢地来看你。你说,分开两边的梦也有意义。即便你的心远寄在悉尼,而你却身处巴黎。

20. 25 I saw, magnificent flowers in bloom, who had ever softly sung a song for you, coming a long way to see you. You said, dreams split apart also have meaning. Even though your heart is far away in Sydney, while you are in Paris.

21. 他问我喜欢你什么。我想了想说,我喜欢你走路的样子。

21. He asked me what I like about you. I thought for a moment and said, I like the way you walk.

22. 五点半下班加班到现在你敢信明天一大早还要去献血我造的什么孽生无可恋。

22. You wouldn't believe it if I told you I've been working overtime since 5:30 PM, and now I have to go donate blood early tomorrow morning. What kind of misfortune is this? I'm at my wit's end.

23. 37换乾坤朗朗,着信义昭彰,又何妨,青山葬

23. The 37th exchange brings bright skies and clear, it is no harm, the green hills bury.

24. 15爱情或许会来,但是却不知道是多久会来。有时候,思念就像往穿秋水的等待,你等的人就在遥远的未来。

24. Love may come, but it is not known how long it will take. Sometimes, longing is like the waiting for a flowing autumn river, the person you are waiting for is in the distant future.

25. 7直到遇到你,我做好了所有的打算,好的是余生都是你,坏的回忆都是你。

25. 7 Until I met you, I had made all the preparations; the good part is that the rest of my life is with you, and the bad memories are also with you.

26. 21许多良辰美景和你 要一个一个去耽误。

26. 21 You will waste many good times and beautiful scenes one by one.

27. 上英语课,只捡了下掉在地上的笔,起来就听不懂了。

27. During the English class, I just picked up a pen that fell on the ground, and as soon as I got up, I couldn't understand what was being said anymore.

28. 4将你心再加上我的心,就算痛苦滋味也愿意尝。

28. 4 Add your heart to mine, and even the taste of pain is something I am willing to endure.

29. 18不想做好人,也不想做坏人,只想做你的心上人。

29. 18 doesn't want to be a good person or a bad person, just wants to be your beloved.

30. 53昨晚我心里的两个小信差私奔了,今天它们给我回信说现在正住在你那里,它们将我满满的思念带给了你,你现在有没有收到我想你的讯息?

30. 53 Last night, the two little messengers in my heart eloped. Today, they sent me a letter saying they are now living with you. They have brought me a full heart of longing for you. Have you received my message of missing you yet?

31. 只愿在人潮拥挤的街头与命中注定到白头的人撞个满怀。

31. Only wish to collide in a crowded street with the person destined to grow old with me.

32. 青山不及你眉长,水清不似你目澈,跨过山水几场雨,我一生只一个你。

32. The green mountains are not as long as your eyebrows, the clear water is not as bright as your eyes. After crossing the mountains and rivers through several rains, I have only one you in my whole life.

33. 25我一定是今天第一个想你的人,如果不是也没关系,我每天都想,总有一天是。

33. I must be the first person to think of you today, or if not, it's fine. I think of you every day, and one day, it will be.

34. 幸福就是只要握着右手,即使失去一切,也不会害怕。

34. Happiness is about holding the right hand, and even if one loses everything, there will be no fear.

35. 38悲伤的事,是爱上你时我并不知道,知道时,却已物是人非,既想遇见你又不敢遇见你,既想听到你的消息,又怕知道。

35. 38 The sorrow is that when I fell in love with you, I didn't know it; when I realized it, the person and the thing had already changed. I both want to meet you and dare not meet you, both want to hear about you and fear knowing.

36. 17直到遇见你,我才了解自己存在的意义;直到爱上你,我才明白幸福是如此的来之不易。不管何时何地我都想一直陪着你,直到天荒地老。

36. It was only until I met you that I understood the meaning of my existence; and only by loving you did I realize how hard happiness can be to come by. At any time and place, I wish to be by your side forever, until time itself runs out.

37. 10你念或者不念我,情就在那里,不来不去,这种无可奈何的惆怅几欲让我疯狂,剪不断,理还乱,致密的念交织成细细的网罟,紧紧地束缚着我,无隙无缝。

37. Whether you read it or not, my feelings are there, they come and go not at will, this helpless melancholy is almost driving me crazy. It's uncuttable, untidy, the dense thoughts weave into a fine net, tightly binding me, without any gaps or seams.

38. 好奇怪,明明我是个特别容易放弃的人,但在喜欢你这件事上,却坚持了好多年。

38. It's so strange, I'm usually someone who easily gives up, but when it comes to liking you, I've stuck with it for many years.

39. 21爱情就像一块糖,含在嘴里甜甜的,搂在怀里粘粘的,若是不细心卡到了,流出的泪,是咸咸的。

39. Love is like a piece of candy, sweet in the mouth, sticky in the arms, and if you're not careful and get caught, the tears that flow are salty.

40. 第一次一个人献血。说实话我很紧张,也很害怕,一直在和边上的张博说话。结束后,我觉得我应该多吃饭,多吃菜,讲真的,身体最重要。

40. It was the first time I donated blood alone. To be honest, I was very nervous and scared, and I kept talking to Zhang Bo next to me. After it was over, I thought I should eat more and have more vegetables. To be honest, health is the most important.

41. 8宝贝,如果我退出你能幸福,我愿意;如果你要我勇敢面对,我愿意,因为爱你,所以想让你幸福;因为爱你,所以想面对一切,宝贝我爱你!

41. 8My dear, if stepping back can bring you happiness, I am willing to do so; and if you need me to be brave and face it, I am also willing, because I love you, and I want you to be happy; because I love you, I want to face everything. My dear, I love you!

42. 世上的好人数不清,但遇到你就已经足够。甜蜜的恋爱说说大全。

42. There are countless good people in the world, but meeting you is already enough. Sweet love quotes collection.

43. 18人总是会老的,期望到时,你仍在我身边。

43. 18 people will always grow old, hoping that by then, you will still be by my side.

44. 这一世,你辉煌也好,苦难也罢,都会有我的陪伴。

44. In this life, whether you shine or suffer, I will be by your side.