晨曦初露，阳光透过窗帘的缝隙，轻轻唤醒了沉睡的少年。他揉了揉惺忪的睡眼，心中默念着：“早睡早起，健康无忧。”

As the first light of dawn appeared, the sun shone through the slits in the curtains, gently waking the sleeping boy. He rubbed his drowsy eyes and silently recited in his heart, "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

1. 学问之美，在于使人一头雾水；诗歌之美，在于煽动男女出轨；女人之美，在于蠢得无怨无悔；男人之美，在于说谎说得白日见鬼。

1. The beauty of knowledge lies in making one confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting affairs between men and women; the beauty of a woman lies in her foolishness without any regret; the beauty of a man lies in his ability to lie and make the sun see devils.

2. 遇到事情出问题，我不会急着去责怪别人，而是先反省反省自己，如果真是我的错，就再好好想想怎么推卸给别人！

2. When things go wrong, I won't rush to blame others. Instead, I will first reflect on myself. If it is truly my fault, then I will think hard about how to shift the blame onto someone else!

3. 我们之间的距离是你喜欢晚睡晚起，而我习惯早睡早起。

3. The distance between us is that you prefer to stay up late and sleep in, while I am accustomed to going to bed early and waking up early.

4. 小时候被奶奶叫龟孙子，稍微长大点被叫兔崽子，如今却沦为一只单身狗，我这一辈子简直就是一部禽兽史！

4. When I was little, grandmother used to call me "grandson of a toad," and as I grew up a bit, I was called "rascal." Now, I've become a single dog, and my whole life is like a history of beasts!

5. 早睡早起都是工作犬，有钱人会赖床。

5. Early to bed and early to rise are working dogs, the wealthy will sleep in.

6. 熬夜晚睡等于慢性自杀。早睡早起当场就要了你的命。

6. Staying up late is like committing suicide slowly. Early to bed and early to rise can take your life immediately.

7. 做人真不容易：18岁前问成绩，18岁后问对象，有对象后问孩子，有孩子后问孩子成绩，孩子18岁后问孩子对象，都是地球人干嘛要互相折腾。

7. It's really not easy to be a person: Before 18, people ask about grades; after 18, they ask about partners; after having a partner, they ask about children; after having children, they ask about their children's grades; and after their children turn 18, they ask about their children's partners. Why do all human beings have to hassle each other like this?

8. 一定要记住那些陪你聊到深夜的人，就是因为他们，才让你熬夜导致黑眼圈那么重，皮肤这么差的。

8. You must remember those who chat with you until late at night, because of them, you have to stay up late, which causes you to have such dark circles under your eyes and such poor skin.

9. 下雨天我走在路上，一辆大奔从我身旁飞驰而过，溅了我一身泥，看着远去的大奔，我在心里暗暗发誓，等我有钱了，一定要买一件属于自己的雨衣。

9. On a rainy day, I was walking on the road when a luxury car speeding past me splashed mud all over me. Watching the distant luxury car disappear, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.

10. 中国十大杰出人物：①别人家的孩子；②别人家的爸爸；③别人家的妈妈；④别人家的老公；⑤别人家的老婆；⑥别人家的公公；⑦别人家的婆婆；⑧别人家的公司；⑨别人家的领导；⑩别人家的员工。

10. China's Top Ten Outstanding Individuals: ① The Child from Another Family; ② The Dad from Another Family; ③ The Mom from Another Family; ④ The Husband from Another Family; ⑤ The Wife from Another Family; ⑥ The Father-in-Law from Another Family; ⑦ The Mother-in-Law from Another Family; ⑧ The Company from Another Family; ⑨ The Leader from Another Family; ⑩ The Employee from Another Family.

11. 长得好看的人会被人莫名其妙的附加好多属性，聪明，善良，可爱……长得磕碜的人就一个词：踏实！

11. People who look good are mysteriously attributed with many qualities, such as intelligence, kindness, and cuteness... While those who look unappealing are summed up in one word: down-to-earth!

12. 建议大家尝试早睡觉，多运动，不吃夜宵，不抽烟不喝酒，早睡早起养成一个良好的习惯，久而久之，你就一个朋友都没有了。

12. It is suggested that everyone should try to go to bed early, exercise more, not eat late-night snacks, and not smoke or drink alcohol. By developing the habit of going to bed and waking up early, over time, you might find yourself without any friends.

13. 有钱有脸叫男神，有钱没脸叫老公，有脸没钱叫蓝颜，至于没钱没脸的，对不起你是个好人……啊，多么痛的领悟！

13. If you have money and looks, you're called a "god of romance"; if you have money but not looks, you're called a "husband"; if you have looks but no money, you're called a "blue friend"; as for those who have neither money nor looks, sorry, you're a good person... Ah, what a painful realization!

14. 我知道我伸出手你肯定不会跟我走，于是我伸出腿把你绊了一跤，你果然站起来追着我跑。于是我不得不承认：自古深情留不住，总是套路得人心。

14. I knew that if I stretched out my hand, you wouldn't follow me, so I stretched out my leg to trip you and you did indeed get up and run after me. So I had to admit: Deep feelings can't be retained since ancient times; it's always the tricks that win people's hearts.

15. 人总要满怀期待，盼望点什么，这样人生才有意义。比如说我吧，上课时候盼下课，下课时候盼放学，放学时候盼放假，放假时候盼学校倒闭。

15. People always need to have expectations and look forward to something, for that is what gives life meaning. For example, in my case, I look forward to the end of class, the end of the school day, the end of school, and the school's closure during the holidays.

16. 都说鱼和熊掌不可兼得，可上天对我真是太眷顾了，我穷和丑竟然能同时拥有，胖和矮还如影随形。

16. As they say, you can't have your fish and your bear's paw, but heaven has been incredibly kind to me; I've managed to have both poverty and ugliness at the same time, and being chubby and short has been a constant companion.

17. 热恋时，情侣们常感叹上辈子积了什么德；结婚后，夫妻们常怀疑上辈子造了什么孽。

17. During the passionate love phase, couples often wonder what good deeds they must have done in a past life; after marriage, spouses often suspect they must have committed some misdeeds in a past life.

18. 早睡早起对身体好，晚睡晚起心情好。

18. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, while late to bed and late to rise makes a man cheerful.

19. 我说要早睡早起，那我先睡了。

19. I said I would go to bed early and wake up early, so I'm going to sleep first.

20. 人生在世，总要承担点责任或者找点寄托。所以有人在养父母妻儿，有人养猫养狗养鸟养鱼，有人养花草。我比较高级，闭上眼睛就开始养神。

20. In life, one must shoulder some responsibilities or find some solace. So some people take care of their parents, spouse, and children, while others nurture cats, dogs, birds, or fish, or cultivate flowers and plants. I take a more refined approach; as soon as I close my eyes, I begin to cultivate my spiritual well-being.

21. 还记得第一次看到她精致的五官，美丽的脸庞，纯洁干净的气息，像极了不食人间烟火的精灵，那天妈妈告诉我，也是我第一次知道，那叫镜子。

21. Remember the first time I saw her exquisite features, her beautiful face, and her pure, clean aura, just like an ethereal creature who has not eaten human smoke and fire. That day, my mother told me, and it was the first time I learned, that it's called a mirror.

22. 据说有个规律是，你若盛装打扮出门，不管是你喜欢的还是讨厌的人你都遇不上，当你邋邋遢遢蓬头垢面出门，喜欢的和讨厌的你总有一个要遇上。

22. It is said that there is a rule: if you go out dressed up and fancy, you won't meet either the ones you like or the ones you dislike. But when you go out in a disheveled and uncombed state, you will definitely meet one of the two, either the ones you like or the ones you dislike.

23. 早睡早起，身体好，晚婚晚育。

23. Early to bed and early to rise, make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Delay marriage and childbearing.

24. 在过去，只要感情真，年龄不是问题。而现在，只要感情真，性别不是问题。

24. In the past, as long as the feelings were genuine, age was not an issue. And now, as long as the feelings are genuine, gender is not an issue.

25. 世界上最互相信任的两个人就是高中老师和初中老师，初中老师：“这个知识点到了高中，高中老师会讲的”，高中老师：“这个知识点，你们初中老师应该已经讲过了”。

25. The two most trusted people in the world are high school teachers and junior high school teachers. Junior high school teacher: "This knowledge point will be covered by high school teachers as it reaches high school," High school teacher: "This knowledge point, I believe your junior high school teachers have already covered it."

26. 据说早睡早起对身体好，晚睡晚起对大脑好。作为一个晚睡早起的人，唉，闹钟好

26. It's said that going to bed early and waking up early is good for the body, while staying up late and waking up late is good for the brain. As a person who stays up late and wakes up early, sigh, the alarm clock is the worst.

27. 不要等到失去了才知道珍惜。不要等到有了黑眼圈才想起要早睡早起。

27. Don't wait until you lose it to know how to cherish it. Don't wait until you have dark circles under your eyes to remember to go to bed early and wake up early.

28. 不要总拿自己跟别人比，你羡慕别人瘦，别人还羡慕你肠胃好，你羡慕别人有钱，别人还羡慕没人找你借钱。

28. Don't always compare yourself to others. You envy others for being slim, but others envy you for having a good digestive system. You envy others for being wealthy, but others envy that no one comes to borrow money from you.

29. 早睡早起，神清气爽，贪睡，添病减龄。

29. Early to bed and early to rise, make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise; oversleeping, on the other hand, brings illness and reduces one's lifespan.

30. 谁说“念念不忘，必有回响”，喜欢的人从没搭理过我，想一夜暴富，也从没实现过。

30. Who says that "what is constantly remembered will surely echo"? The person I like never paid any attention to me, and my dream of getting rich overnight has never come true either.

31. 我会一直喜欢你，直到我可以每天早睡早起。

31. I will always like you until I can go to bed and wake up early every day.

32. 女人，小时候有爸爸疼，长大了有老公疼，老了有儿子疼。男人，小时候听妈妈的话，长大了听老婆的话，老了听女儿的话。

32. For women, they are pampered by their father when they are young, by their husband when they grow up, and by their sons when they are old. For men, they listen to their mother's words when they are young, to their wife's words when they grow up, and to their daughter's words when they are old.