个性签名，爱短句（个性签名爱沙锤），在时光的缝隙里，书写一抹专属的诗意。

Personal signature, love short sentences (personal signature loves the hammer), in the crevices of time, write a touch of exclusive poetry.

1. 说你贱，也衬托不了你的贱本。你已经很贱了，不能用贱来形容。

1. Calling you low-class can't reflect your inherent low-class nature. You are already so low-class that the word can't describe you anymore.

2. 小白兰小扇，细腰玉带纱舞，疑是仙子下凡，回眸一笑胜兴华。

2. Small plum blossom and small fan, the slender waist adorned with jade belt, dancing like a fairy descending from heaven. A turn of the head and a smile, more enchanting than the prosperity of the era.

3. 我瞎了，只是因为我在人群中多看了你一眼。

3. I am blind, simply because I gave you one more glance in the crowd.

4. 人民币应该做的是走美元的路，让美元无路可走。

成为人民币应该走的路，让美元无路可走。

5. 什么是人流？——茫茫人海中，我遇到了一个流氓。

5. What is a "human sea"?—In the vast sea of people, I encountered a流氓 (rascal, scoundrel).

6. “夜——给了我一双眼睛，但我用它们转动我的眼睛。

6. "Night — gave me eyes, but I use them to turn my eyes."

7. 我们是好朋友。我会在你跌倒的时候扶你一把，但是先等我笑出来。

7. We are good friends. I will help you up when you fall, but first, wait for me to laugh.

8. 我悄悄地来，悄悄地走。我挥挥衣袖，不留活口。

8. I come silently and leave silently. I wave my sleeves and leave no trace behind.

9. 笑十年，然后笑两个不是直接打死。

9. Laugh for ten years, and then laugh at two without actually killing them directly.

10. 每天最大的谎言就是:今天早睡，明天早起。

10. The biggest lie every day is: Go to bed early today, wake up early tomorrow.

11. 包大人，你额头上怎么有个月亮？因为我不理解我白天的黑。

11. Uncle Bao, why do you have a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the blackness of my day.

12. 我有一颗减肥的心，却忍不住有一张嘴要吃。

12. I have the heart to lose weight, but I can't help having a mouth that craves eating.

13. 等我有钱了，我会带我最讨厌的人去最好的精神病院！

13. When I have money, I will take the person I dislike the most to the best psychiatric hospital!

14. 过去给我泼冷水的人，一定会被煮了还给你。

14. Those who have poured cold water on me in the past will definitely get it back when it's boiling.

15. 每逢佳节倍思亲，()我想说:我要向天再借五百年！

15. On festive occasions, homesickness grows tenfold, and I want to say: I wish to borrow five hundred years from heaven!

16. 太阳当空照，花儿对我笑，小鸟说，早早，你有病，起这么早~

16. The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the little bird says, "Early, you're sick, why get up so early~"

17. 孔子说:用砖头打不仅乱，还要看脑袋，是不是死了。

17. Confucius said: Not only does it make a mess to hit with bricks, but one also needs to check if the head is dead.

18. 眉梢愁绪使游子恨，面破始。

18. The frown of melancholy makes the wanderer resent, and the face is broken at the beginning.

19. 上课不睡觉，酒桌上就醉了。

19. Not sleeping in class, but drunk at the dinner table.

20. 你是风，我是沙。当风咆哮时，沙子被吓了一跳，很快就有了沙尘暴。

20. You are the wind, and I am the sand. When the wind roars, the sand is startled and soon a sandstorm is formed.

21. 爱情不需要多，只要你够！

21. Love doesn't need much, as long as you have enough!

22. 你说我是你的生命，但我们分开的时候你没有死。

22. You say I am your life, but when we parted, you did not die.

23. 快乐的一天是你吃饱了去睡觉的一天。

23. A happy day is a day when you are full and go to sleep.

24. 认识你之后，我发现我可以这么心甘情愿的付出。

24. After getting to know you, I've found that I can offer my help so wholeheartedly.

25. 舔咪咪，舔咪咪，笑着舔咪咪。话到嘴边就开了。

25. Lick the breasts, lick the breasts, laughingly lick the breasts. The words are on the tip of my tongue and slip out.

26. 蜀山有道先做，学海做粥。

26. In Shu Mountain, one first follows a path; in the sea of learning, one makes porridge.

27. 这辈子伤了女人心的男人，下辈子就成了卫生巾。

27. Men who have hurt women's hearts in this life will become sanitary napkins in the next life.

28. 开学前一天晚上，中国用电量迅速上升。

28. On the night before the school opening, China's electricity consumption surged rapidly.

29. 你穿着紫色的旗袍。从远处看，它真的像一只小蝴蝶飞过。颜色既好看又柔和。

29. You are wearing a purple qipao. From a distance, it really does look like a small butterfly flying by. The color is both beautiful and soft.

30. 能摸到的痛是什么？明明很饿，可是一摸肚子，全是肉。

What is the pain that can be felt? Clearly hungry, but when I touch my stomach, it's all flesh.

31. 如果有人问你怎么变胖的，你可以说你忘了。不要解释，越解释越难过。

31. If someone asks you how you got fat, you can say that you forgot. Don't explain; the more you explain, the more upset you'll get.

32. 如果我的人生是一部电影，那么你就是弹出来的广告。

32. If my life is a movie, then you are the pop-up ad that appears.

33. 不舍，此生不离；不喜欢就去死。

33. Regret, not to part in this life; if you don't like it, then go die.