有趣的个签，邂逅千千万万个世界。

An interesting signature, encountering tens of thousands of worlds.

1. 不冷不热的感情，远近的距离。这是我们的爱。

1. Half-cold, half-hot feelings, distant distances. This is our love.

2. 每个宿舍都有一个磨牙，一个爱说梦话的人，一个爱打呼噜的人，还有一个爱睡过头的人。

2. Each dormitory has a grinder, a person who talks in their sleep, a snorer, and someone who loves to oversleep.

3. 每次出门都会做好迎接你的准备，虽然不能每次都遇见你。

3. Every time I go out, I am ready to welcome you, although I can't meet you every time.

4. 8做自己喜欢的事，爱自己喜欢的人，别奢望太多，别期待太多。

4. Do what you like, love the people you like, don't expect too much, and don't anticipate too much.

5. 我的梦想没有那么宏大，只要我的明天比今天多。

5. My dream is not grandiose, as long as my tomorrow is better than today.

6. 每一次违背承诺都代表着另一个人的心碎。每一段爱情的到来，都代表着幸福的开始。

6. Every breach of promise represents a broken heart for someone else. The arrival of every love story signifies the beginning of happiness.

7. 如果你累了，你可以不看夕阳，我会陪你走完人生的路。

7. If you're tired, you can skip the sunset view, and I will accompany you through the journey of life.

8. 3017岁时你不漂亮，可以怪罪于母亲没有遗传好的容貌；但是30岁了依然不漂亮，就只能责怪自己，因为在那么漫长的日子里，你没有往生命里注入新的东西。

8. At 17, if you're not beautiful, you can blame it on your mother not passing on good looks; but if you're still not beautiful at 30, you can only blame yourself, because over those long days, you didn't inject anything new into your life.

9. 3去过的地方越多，越知道自己想回到什么地方去。见过的人越多，越知道自己想要待在什么人身边。

9. The more places you've been, the more you know where you want to return to. The more people you've met, the more you know who you want to be with.

10. 刚看完微博上的一个女生说很想见到赵忠祥。我回答说：“雨季过后，”女孩迅速回答说：“到了动物交配的时候了。

10. I just finished reading a post on Weibo where a girl said she really wanted to see Zhao Zhongxiang. I replied, "After the rainy season," and the girl replied quickly, "it's the time for animals to mate."

11. 有时候，微笑的人，用最美的方式让人不舒服。

11. Sometimes, the person who smiles the most can make others feel uncomfortable in the most beautiful way.

12. 11周杰伦把爱情比喻成龙卷风，我觉得特比贴切，因为很多人，像我一辈子都没见过龙卷风。

12. 11 Jay Chou compares love to a tornado, and I think it's very fitting, because many people, like me, have never seen a tornado in their lifetime.

13. 29时间最会骗人，但也能让你明白，这个世界没有什么是不能失去的，留下的尽力珍惜，得不到的都不重要。

13. Time is the greatest deceiver, but it can also make you understand that there is nothing in this world that you cannot lose. Treasure what remains, and do not worry about what you cannot obtain; it's all unimportant.

14. 5当你超过别人一点点，别人会嫉妒你，当你超过别人一大截，别人就会羡慕你。

14.5 When you are just a little bit ahead of others, they may envy you; but when you are significantly ahead, they will admire you.

15. 27曾有人对我说：“泼在你身上的冷水，你应该烧开了泼回去。”但我更愿意去做像石灰一样的人，别人越泼我冷水，我的人生越沸腾！

15. Someone once told me, "The cold water poured on you should be boiled and thrown back." But I would rather be like lime, the more cold water others pour on me, the more my life boils with passion!

16. 人若得罪我，礼让三分；如果你再这样做，我就给你一次机会。人们还在做我，消灭我。

16. If someone offends me, I give them three points of courtesy; if you do it again, I'll give you one more chance. People are still offending me and trying to eliminate me.

17. 17低调是为了生活在自己的世界里，高调是为了生活在别人的世界里。——冯骥才

17. Modesty is for living in one's own world, while being showy is for living in others' worlds. — Feng Jicai

18. 我曾经相信自己可以把人生变成一个段子，现在只希望自己不要把人生变成一个案例。

18. I used to believe that I could turn life into a joke, but now I only hope not to turn life into a case study.

19. 都说错过是一种错。一不小心错过了你，一错就是一辈子。

19. It's said that missing someone is a mistake.不小心错过你，一错就是一生。

20. 去年光棍节，四个光棍一起吃了火锅。我答应自己明年要离开你。我照做了，现在只剩我一个人了。

20. Last year on Singles' Day, the four single men ate hotpot together. I promised myself that next year I would leave you. I kept my promise, and now I'm the only one left.

21. 7所谓百依百顺，就是为了某种不可告人的目的在未完成前，所表现的不同寻常的耐心。

21.7 The so-called "obedience to one hundred percent" refers to the extraordinary patience shown before an unspoken goal is achieved.

22. 美食家的生活就像一列火车。总而言之，吃，吃。

22. The life of a gourmet is like a train. In summary, eat, eat.

23. 我想爱一辈子的那个人，我愿意用全世界来换你。

23. The person I want to love for a lifetime, I am willing to trade the whole world for you.

24. 楼前绿荫路分路，一丝柳，一寸柔情。

24. The green shade in front of the building splits the path, a strand of willow, an inch of tenderness.

25. 记忆再深也比不上一辈子，时间再长也比不上错过的遗憾。

25. No matter how deep the memory, it's not as deep as a lifetime; no matter how long the time, it's not as long as the regret of what was missed.

26. 我的话，你爱听，却不懂。...

26. My words, you love to hear, but you don't understand them.

27. 为什么我吃鸽子从来没带过飘来飘去，为什么吃康师傅从来没见过大牛肉。

27. Why have I never seen any floating around when I eat pigeons, and why have I never seen any big beef when I eat from KFC?

28. 在雨天，邀请美女吃火锅。进入商店后，近视眼镜到处都是雾，所以我把它关掉。模糊的看到地上放一个拖把头，为了显示自己的高质量的美，他把泥泞的鞋底，跺着脚在拖把两英尺。那不是拖把，是地上的一只长毛狗！以百米的速度，哥哥被那条狗追了半个街。

28. On a rainy day, invite a beautiful woman to eat hotpot. After entering the store, my glasses fog up everywhere, so I take them off. Seeing blurredly, I notice a mop head on the ground. To showcase his high-quality beauty, he stamps his muddy shoes on the mop, about two feet away. It wasn't a mop; it was a long-haired dog on the ground! At a hundred-meter speed, the brother was chased by the dog for half a block.

29. 28我这人就是这脾气，只要别人不理我的，我不会再硬着脸皮去打扰，你若对我沉默，我也只好对你冷漠。

29. 28 I'm just like that; if someone ignores me, I won't dare to face them and bother them anymore. If you remain silent to me, I can only be cold to you as well.

30. 长发及腰有什么大不了的？也许你有刘海和腰。

30. What's the big deal about having long hair down to the waist? Maybe you have bangs and a waist.

31. 看到前任很难过，微博说小三分手了，我也很难过，就进去夸她了。

31. It's hard to see the ex, and on Weibo, it says the mistress broke up, and I'm also very sad, so I went in to praise her.

32. 14遇到几个烂人并不会让你成长，让你成长的是那个独自熬过所有难过，痛苦，迷茫的自己。

32. Encountering a few scoundrels won't make you grow, it's the person who endures all the sadness, pain, and confusion alone that makes you grow.

33. 13认识的人不多，但是还是要跟你翻脸，人生很短，不想用来忍你。

33. I don't know many people, but I still have to turn against you. Life is short, and I don't want to waste it enduring you.

34. 19愿你有铠甲也有软肋，善良有原则，软弱有底线。

34. May you have armor and vulnerabilities, kindness with principles, and softness with a bottom line.

35. 2别贪心总是想留住身边每一个人，别让自己的热情最终烫伤了自己。

35. 2 Don't be greedy, always wanting to keep everyone around you. Don't let your passion eventually burn you.

36. 12那些在背后对你说三道四，捏造故事的人，无非就三个原因：没达到你的层次；你有的东西他没有；模仿你的生活方式未遂。

36. 12 The people who talk behind your back, fabricate stories about you, do so for three reasons: they haven't reached your level; they don't have what you have; and they have failed to imitate your lifestyle.

37. 更不用说5年没吃羊肉了，猫和老鼠从1940年起就没吃过老鼠了。

37. Not to mention that it's been 5 years since I've eaten lamb, and the cat and mouse haven't eaten a mouse since 1940.

38. 临别之际，无辜的眼睛蒙上了深深的悲伤。

38. As we parted, the innocent eyes were shrouded in deep sadness.

39. 6时间会让你看清每一张脸，久伴会让你知道每一颗心，溺海不止终老，时光不弃青春，烂人不配情深。

39. Time will reveal every face to you, and long-term companionship will let you know every heart. The sea does not stop until old age, time does not forsake youth, and unworthy people do not deserve deep affection.

40. 我对你的承诺不是没有兑现，但我也有自己的难处。

40. My promise to you has not gone unfulfilled, but I also have my own difficulties.

41. 如果多年后我还没结婚，你就结婚了。记得让你的孩子离开学校的时候要注意。

41. If I'm not married after many years, then you get married. Remember to be careful when your child is leaving school.

42. 有时候我觉得如期而至这是一个多么美丽的词。等待很难，但从不失败。

42. Sometimes I think "arriving as scheduled" is such a beautiful word. Waiting is hard, but it never fails.

43. 24纽扣第一颗就扣错了，可你扣到最后一颗才发现。有些事一开始就是错的，可只有到最后才不得不承认。

43. The first button on the 24-button shirt was buttoned incorrectly, but you only noticed it when you reached the last button. Some things are wrong from the very beginning, but it is only at the end that one has to reluctantly admit it.

44. 18谈恋爱还没几个月就想过一辈子，交个朋友稍微对你好点就想来往一生，难怪你的怨气那么重悲伤那么多，这都是天真的代价。

44. 18 months into dating and you already want a lifetime together, and after a friend treats you a bit better, you want to be with them for life. No wonder you're so resentful and have so much sadness; this is the price of innocence.

45. 22如果长大避免不了的话，那么希望你至少是一个善良又有趣的大人。

45. If growing up is unavoidable, I hope you at least become a kind and interesting adult.

46. 我一生中最害怕的三件事是：第一，对死亡的恐惧；第二，对生病的恐惧；第三，对生病时死去的恐惧。

46. The three things I fear the most in my life are: first, the fear of death; second, the fear of illness; third, the fear of dying when ill.

47. 发呆这东西，如果做得好叫做深沉。如果你做得不好，你更有可能睡着。

47. Daydreaming is a thing; if done well, it's called depth. If done poorly, you're more likely to fall asleep.

48. 你渴望住在这里。你是大姨妈吗？你带了点痛经对吧？你脑袋里真的有大脑吗？为什么我闻到里面有豆浆的味道？

48. You're eager to live here, aren't you? Are you an auntie? Did you bring some menstrual cramps with you, too? Do you really have a brain in your head? Why do I smell soy milk inside?

49. 有时候爱是暧昧的，但这就是爱。这就是爱。

49. Sometimes love is ambiguous, but that's what love is. That's what love is.

50. 10口红要红，喝酒要烈，爱要最浪，散着短发，化好浓妆，过得有滋有味。

50. Lipsticks should be red, drinks should be strong, love should be the most wild, with short hair flowing, wearing heavy makeup, and living a fulfilling life.

51. 21人生最大的难过，莫过于长大之后，笑得不再纯粹，哭得不再彻底，说话不再走心，交友不在随心，一切都是为了过得更好，一切又都是自己不想要的。

51. The greatest sorrow in life is, after growing up, no longer laughing purely, no longer crying sincerely, no longer speaking from the heart, and no longer making friends spontaneously. Everything is for a better life, yet everything is not what one truly desires.

52. 9愿你活得又酷又潇洒，无畏无惧，拿得起又放得下，爱的时候倾尽全力，不爱了也能昂首阔步转身就走。

52. 9 May you live life cool and carefree, fearless and fearless, able to hold on and let go, pour all your energy into love when you love, and walk away with confidence when you don't.

53. 如果你踩到香蕉皮滑倒了，你必须爬起来继续踩。如果你踩在上面，它就不会滑。

53. If you slip and fall on a banana peel, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slide.

54. 甚至我的想法也变得例行公事，敷衍了事。

54. Even my thoughts have become routine, going through the motions.

55. 每次看到情侣，我都会唱这首歌，“快乐分手，祝你快乐”

55. Every time I see a couple, I sing this song, "Happy Breakup, wish you happiness."

56. 你跟他谈文明，他给你粗野；如果你跟他讲理，他就跟你捣蛋。

56. When you talk to him about civilization, he responds with rudeness; if you try to reason with him, he causes trouble for you.

57. 一个人会借钱给你。当他向你讨债时，对方会打死他，谁会欺负我。然后我会把他的名字刻在木头上，点燃两支白蜡烛。

57. A person will lend you money. When he comes to collect the debt, they will kill him. Who will欺负 me. Then I will carve his name on a piece of wood, and light two white candles.