在喧嚣的都市角落，一位妙龄女子悄然绽放。她，用十句俏皮话语，开启了一段轻松诙谐的时光。

In the bustling urban corner, a young beauty quietly blooms. With ten playful words, she opens up a time of light-hearted and humorous moments.

1. 我爱你入骨，爱你到死。这是我对你的承诺。

1. I love you to the bone, and I love you till death. This is my promise to you.

2. 你赞的不是朋友圈，而是甜甜圈。

2. What you praise is not the circle of friends, but the doughnut.

3. 遇见你之后，余光就是你，余生就是你。

3. After meeting you, your afterglow is me, and your remaining life is me.

4. 为什么一天不联系，感觉时间有点短？是因为我根本离不开你吗？

4. Why does it feel like time is a bit short when we don't contact each other for a day? Could it be because I can't really live without you?

5. 和你在一起，你有盔甲也有弱点。

5. With you, you have armor and also have weaknesses.

6. 为什么？你只要对我笑一笑，我就会撞上一只鹿。

6. Why? Just a smile from you, and I'll run into a deer.

7. 每次听到最浪漫的事，我就想和你一起做摇椅。

7. Every time I hear about the most romantic things, I want to do a swing with you.

8. 这个世界很乱，但你永远是干净的，月光，露水，春雨。

8. The world is chaotic, but you are always clean, under the moonlight, dew, and spring rain.

9. 再给我一次机会，我能改变，你相信我。

9. Give me another chance, I can change, please believe in me.

10. 现在我有点生气了。等我缓一缓再哄你。

10. Now I'm a bit angry. Wait for me to calm down before trying to pacify you.

11. 最近有一部非常好的爱情电影。我们去看吧，因为我觉得里面的主角和我们的感情很像。

11. There's been a very good romance movie recently. Let's go see it, because I feel that the main characters in it are very similar to our own feelings.

12. 事实上，我被黑暗笼罩着。那是你来的那天，阳光开始照耀。

12. In fact, I was enveloped in darkness. It was on the day you arrived that the sunlight began to shine.

13. 没有晚安。想你让人们夜不能寐。

13. No goodnight. Thinking of you keeps people up at night.

14. 开心和撞鹿都和你有关。

14. Both happiness and hitting a deer are related to you.

15. 虽然你是个有脾气的小姑娘，但是我很喜欢。我以后不会惹你生气了。

15. Although you are a temperamental little girl, I really like you. I won't make you angry anymore in the future.

16. 请原谅我。如果你不能原谅我，你可以骂我到老。

16. Excuse me. If you cannot forgive me, you can scold me until you're old.

17. 你的名字是我写过的最短的情诗。

17. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever written.

18. 希望一阵风把我吹进哥哥的怀里。

18. I hope a gust of wind can blow me into my brother's embrace.

19. 亲爱的，你说我写的情书是小说，看起来很痛苦，只是因为我爱你。

19. Darling, you say that the love letter I wrote is a novel, and it seems painful, but it's just because I love you.

20. 和你在一起其实很尴尬。我怕我做的不好，让你觉得爱情不过如此。

20. It's actually quite awkward being with you. I'm afraid that I might not do a good job, making you think that love is just like this.

21. 我发现你有一个缺点。你比我矮一点。

21. I find that you have a shortcoming. You are a bit shorter than me.

22. 我不在乎你的外表。你永远是我心中最美的人。

22. I don't care about your appearance. You are always the most beautiful person in my heart.

23. 我真的很平庸，但是我对你的爱很美好。

23. I am truly ordinary, but my love for you is beautiful.

24. 你不是说你们的总理能在肚子里撑船吗？不在乎。

24. Didn't you say that your prime minister can row a boat in his belly? Never mind.

25. 如果你想要什么，如果我有，我会给你。

25. If you want something and if I have it, I will give it to you.

26. 你的眼睛是雾蒙蒙的风景，我的眼睛是温暖的你。

26. Your eyes are a misty landscape, and my eyes are the warm you.

27. 我第一次见到你的时候，你的眼睛里好像有一颗星星。我仿佛听到上帝在他耳边说了些什么，这是注定的。

27. When I first saw you, there seemed to be a star in your eyes. I felt as if God whispered something to him in his ear, and it was destined.

28. 我为你写诗，我痴迷于写作。我不知道从哪里开始写。

28. I write poems for you, I am obsessed with writing. I don't know where to start writing.

29. 你到来的那天，我心里的沙漠下了一场大雨。

29. On the day of your arrival, it rained heavily in the desert within my heart.