1. 说过不会再流泪，为什么，那热滚滚的液体，仍从眼眶中淌落，流经颤抖的唇，带来咸湿的感觉，心中的酸痛，是自己的心，在流泪！——何马《藏地密码》

1. I said I would never cry again, why, those hot, flowing tears still slip from my eye sockets, dribbling over trembling lips, bringing a salty, damp sensation. The ache in my heart is my own heart, weeping! — Ho Ma, "The Code of the Hidden Land"

2. 忽然之间心底涌起强烈的渴望，前所未有：我要爱，要生活，把眼前的一世当作一百世一样。这里的道理很明白：我思故我在，既然我存在，就不能装作不存在。无论如何，我要为自己负起责任。——王小波《三十而立》

2. All of a sudden, a strong desire surged up from the bottom of my heart, an unprecedented one: I want to love, to live, and treat this one life as if it were a hundred. The logic here is clear: I think, therefore I am. Since I exist, I cannot pretend to be non-existent. In any case, I want to take responsibility for myself. — Wang Xiaobo, "At Thirty, I Stand"

3. 14请疼惜打扫人的辛苦，请尊重後用者的权益，使用时请靠近小便池，您的爱心我们感激您。

3.14 Please cherish the hard work of the cleaners and respect the rights of the subsequent users. When using, please approach the toilet close by, and your kindness is deeply appreciated.

4. 明镜一丝的不察，将会带来蒙尘一世的悲哀。——何马《藏地密码》

4. A lack of discernment even in the face of a clear mirror will bring about the sorrow of a lifetime covered in dust. ——He Ma, "The Coded Vault of the Tibetan Land"

5. 如果你愿意告诉我，我不问你也会说。如果只是你想尘封的过去，你可以永远不解释。我只认识我认识的金玉。——桐华《大漠谣》

5. If you're willing to tell me, I'll say it even if you don't ask. If it's just something from your past that you want to keep hidden, you can never have to explain. I only know the jade and gold I know. — Tong Hua, "The Legend of the Great Desert"

6. 世界上很难有一个人，会设身处地地为你着想。你的快乐，你的幸福，你的痛苦，你的绝望，你的为难，他通通知晓得一清二楚，但是却愿意去包容你，愿意去陪着你面对，他不说，他会一点一点让你知道。如果这不是爱，那又是什么？——沐依晨《如果这一生，从未遇见你》

6. It is hard to find someone in the world who would truly think about you from your perspective. He knows your happiness, your happiness, your pain, your despair, your difficulties, all too well, but is willing to embrace you, willing to accompany you through it. He may not say it, but he will let you know gradually. If this isn't love, then what is it? —— Mu Yichen, "If in This Life, I Never Met You"

7. 干干净净牌冲刷器，用过就知道。

7. Clean & tidy brush, you'll know it after using it.

8. 友情提示：冲刷有利健康。

8. Friendly Reminder: Washing is beneficial to health.

9. 来时匆匆，去时冲冲!

9. In coming, in a hurry! In going, in a rush!

10. 按一下这里，你会有一个惊喜。

10. Press here, and you'll have a surprise.

11. 您瞅准了，按这里冲。一般人我不告诉他。

11. You've got it right, press here to charge. I don't tell this to just anyone.

12. 你活着，我就活着；要是你也死了，我就真的死了。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

12. As long as you are alive, I am alive; if you also die, I will truly die. — Ai Mi, "Love in the Time of the Pines"

13. 谁没爱过几个人渣，终究，还是太年少。——沐依晨《如果这一生，从未遇见你》

13. Who hasn't loved a few scumbags at some point? In the end, it's all because of our youthful naivety. — Mu Yichen, "If in This Life, I Never Met You"

14. 普鲁斯特写了一本书，谈到自己身上发生过的事。这些事看起来就如一个人中了邪躺在河底，眼看潺潺流水，粼粼流光，落叶，浮木，空玻璃瓶，一样一样从身上流过去。——王小波《三十而立》

14. Proust wrote a book about the things that had happened to him. These things seemed like a person possessed lying at the bottom of a river, watching the gentle flow of water, the twinkling ripples, falling leaves, floating logs, empty glass bottles, all flowing past one by one. — Wang Xiaobo, "At the Age of Thirty"

15. 我以为，我和你之间已经有所不同了。可原来也没有什么不同。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

15. I thought there was a difference between us. But it turns out there wasn't much difference at all. ——Lu Yihan, "Ruan Chen Enjing"

16. 我从小就觉得狼心狗肺该是夸赞人的词语，狼和狗都是很忠诚的动物，又都很机智，不明白汉人怎么会用这个词语来骂人。——桐华《大漠谣》

16. Since I was a child, I have always thought that 'cruel as a wolf and treacherous as a dog' should be a word of praise for people. Wolves and dogs are both loyal animals and very clever. I don't understand why the Han people would use this word to curse others. — Tong Hua, "The Ballad of the Great Desert"

17. 感觉自己把心放到了他的手上，现在就随他怎么处置了，他想让她的心发痛，主要捏一捏就成；他想让她快乐，只要一个微笑就行。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

17. I feel like I've placed my heart in his hands, and now it's up to him to dispose of it as he wishes. If he wants to cause her heartache, a little squeezing would suffice; if he wants to make her happy, just a smile would do the trick. — Ai Mi, "The Love of the Hawthorn Tree"

18. 19您瞅准了，按这里冲。一般人我不告诉他。

18. 19 You've got it right, press here to go. I wouldn't tell this to just anyone.

19. 如果一个人不会唱，那么全世界的歌对他毫无用处；如果他会唱，那他一定要唱自己的歌。——王小波《三十而立》

19. If a person cannot sing, then all the songs in the world are useless to him; if he can sing, then he must sing his own songs. -- Wang Xiaobo, "The Age of Thirty"

20. 这里是厕所，环境靠大伙。左右两边站，对准再开火(男生厕所)。

20. This is the toilet, the environment depends on everyone. Stand to the left and right, aim and fire (male toilet).

21. 冲是正大无私的奉献!

21. The "Chong" is a selfless and generous dedication!

22. 今天你冲了吗?

22. Have you rushed today?

23. 设备真可贵，公德不可退，坐式马桶位，上蹲危坠坠，蹲体真污秽，别人很惧畏。

23. Valuable as the equipment may be, public morals cannot retreat; the sitting toilet seat is perilously hanging, the squatting body is truly filthy, and others are very fearful.

24. 蹲坐正对位，肥水不浪费。你们想知道男厕所搞笑标语有哪些吗?下面，小编整理了男厕所搞笑标语给大家，希望帮助大家。

24. Squat correctly, don't waste the fat water. Do you want to know what humorous slogans are in men's restrooms? Below, the editor has compiled a list of humorous slogans for men's restrooms for everyone, hoping to help you.

25. 小坐片刻，很是舒心愉快;随手冲洗，很是文明礼貌。

25. A short while of sitting is very comfortable and pleasant; washing by hand is very civil and polite.

26. 冲一冲，路迢迢水漫漫，给别人些方便，你为何不干?

26. Take a fresh start, for the road is long and the water is vast. Why not do others a favor?

27. 现在男人都不像男人，好不容易找到一个像男人的，还喜欢男人。——狄戈《花羡人间四丁目》

27. Nowadays, men don't seem like real men. It's hard to find one who does, and then he even likes men. — Diего, "Flower Admired Among Four Streets in the World"

28. 你有没有这样一种感觉，因为你爱他，你希望他所拥有的一切都是世界上最好的，他值得世界上所有最美好的事物对他温柔相待。——沐依晨《如果这一生，从未遇见你》

28. Do you ever feel that, because you love him, you wish for everything he has to be the best in the world, and that he deserves all the best things in the world to treat him gently? — Mu Yichen, "If in This Life, I Never Met You"

29. 同志们!冲啊!

29. Comrades! Charge ahead!

30. 有这么一种女生，是很多男生心里的姑娘，觉得她是神圣而不可侵犯的，他们好像商量好一样，谁都不去追求她，但凡只要有一个人敢去染指，那他们就会群起而攻之。——狄戈《花羡人间四丁目》

30. There is a type of girl in many boys' hearts, who is considered sacred and inviolable. It seems as if they have made a pact, and none of them dare to pursue her. If anyone dares to take a step towards her, they will all rise together to attack him. — Diego "Hua Xian Ren Jian Si Ding Mu"

31. 只要自己喜欢的就勾引，总会有成功的时候。——狄戈《花羡人间四丁目》

31. Attract whoever one likes, and there will always be a time when success comes. — Dee Go, "Flower Envy in the Human World, the Fourth Mile"

32. 节约用水，从点滴开始。

32. Save water, start from every drop.

33. 人间三月天，树正绿，花正红，而我们正年少。——桐华《大漠谣》

33. It is March in the human world, the trees are verdant, the flowers are red, and we are in our youth. — Tong Hua, "The Ballad of the Great Desert"

34. 听到这个名字，即便我一只脚踏入了坟墓，我也会拔回脚来看看你。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

34. At the sound of this name, even if I have one foot in the grave, I would pull it back to take a look at you. — Ai Mi, "Love in the Time of the Pines"

35. 入厕冲水了无痕，道德水准功告成。

35. The toilet flush leaves no trace, moral standards are accomplished.

36. 勾引异性是每个合法公民应尽的权力和义务，任何人都没有权利剥夺。——狄戈《花羡人间四丁目》

36. Seducing the opposite sex is a right and duty that every legal citizen should fulfill; no one has the right to剥夺 it. — Diogo in "Flower Aims at the Four Streets of the World"

37. 我一步步走进星星的万花筒。没有人能告诉我我在何处，没人能告诉我我是什么人，直到入睡，我的心里还带着一丝迷茫。——王小波《三十而立》

37. Step by step, I walked into a kaleidoscope of stars. No one could tell me where I was, no one could tell me who I was, until I fell asleep, my heart still carrying a trace of confusion. - Wang Xiaobo, "The Age of Thirty"

38. 想一个人，爱一个人，并不是件丑事。不用因为爱一个人而感到羞愧，每个人或迟或早都会爱上一个人的，都会得相思病的。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

38. It's not a丑事 to think of someone and love someone. Don't feel ashamed for loving someone, because everyone, sooner or later, will fall in love with someone and will get the disease of love. - Ai Mi, "The Love of the Hawthorn Tree"

39. 很多时候，一个人发现自己爱上一个人，都是在跟他分别的时候，突然一下见不到那个人了，才知道自己已经不知不觉地对那个人产生了很强的依恋。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

39. Many times, one discovers that they have fallen in love with someone when they suddenly find themselves separated from them, realizing that they have unconsciously developed a strong attachment to that person. - Ai Mi, "The Love of the Hawthorn Tree"

40. 用完厕所“方便”后，一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷……?>

40. After using the toilet for "convenience," it is absolutely necessary to: wash, rinse, wash, rinse...?>

41. 给自己的明天，留一点资源。

41. Leave some resources for your own future.

42. 原来，爱不是天道酬勤，不是你付出了那么多，便能够有所收获的。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

42. Originally, love is not about recompense for diligence in the heavens, it's not that if you put in so much effort, you will reap something in return. — Lu Yihan, "Ruan Chen Enjing"

43. 25这里是厕所，环境靠大伙、左右两边站，对准再开火。

43. 25 This is the restroom, the environment depends on everyone, stand to the left and right, aim and then shoot.

44. 冲刷，justdoit。

44. Erosion, justdoit.

45. 有时候人在不经意间说的话，才最伤人。况且，大家更愿意用尖刀的这一边对着自己亲近的人。——沐依晨《如果这一生，从未遇见你》

45. Sometimes, the words spoken unintentionally by a person can be the most hurtful. Moreover, people tend to turn the sharp edge of the knife towards those close to them. — Mu Yichen, "If in This Life, I Never Met You"

46. 可是没有你，这一切还有什么意义？如果没有你，这一切还有什么意义。——何马《藏地密码》

46. But without you, what is the meaning of all this? Without you, what is the meaning of all this? ——He Ma, "The Code of the Tibetan Land"

47. 有时候时光，真是一个很残忍的东西。它将有些人越雕琢越好，却也能够将有些人身上的光辉磨掉。——沐依晨《如果这一生，从未遇见你》

47. Sometimes, time can be truly cruel. It can refine some people to become better, but it can also wear off the brilliance from some individuals. ——Muyichen "If This Life, I Never Met You"

48. 痛苦远大于快乐。若没有痛苦，你又如何知道快乐？——何马《藏地密码》

48. Suffering is far greater than happiness. Without suffering, how would you know happiness? — He Ma, "The Coded Vault of Tibet"

49. 人生路上会遇到很多十字路口，面临抉择的时候可能会很艰难，但只要自己知道要什么，跟着你想走的那条路走，十字路口也会变成一条直直的康庄大道。——狄戈《花羡人间四丁目》

49. On the journey of life, one will encounter many crossroads, and it may be difficult to make choices. However, as long as you know what you want and follow the path you wish to take, crossroads can also become a straight, broad avenue. — Diego from "Flower Dreams on the Fourth Mile of Four Roads"

50. 我肯定不是第一个爱上你的人，也不是最后一个，不过我相信我是最爱你的那一个。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

50. I am certainly not the first person to fall in love with you, nor the last, but I believe I am the one who loves you the most. — Ai Mi, "Love in the Time of Appearances"

51. 冲洗一次，胜造七级浮屠。

51. Washing once is better than building a seven-storey pagoda.

52. 你可能还没有爱过，所以你不相信这世界上有永远的爱情。等你爱上谁了，你就会知道世界上有那么一个人，你是宁愿自己死都不会对他（她）出尔反尔的。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

52. You might not have loved yet, so you don't believe that there is eternal love in this world. Once you fall in love with someone, you will know that there is someone in this world who you would never betray, even if it meant your own death. — Ai Mi, "Love in the Time of the Pomegranate Blossoms"

53. 我赠你琼浆，你还我泪光。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

53. I give you the elixir, and you return me the tearful glimmer. — Lu Yihan, "Ruan Chen Enjing"

54. 请不要在小便池内拉屎。

54. Please do not defecate in the toilet bowl.

55. 拉屎不冲，天理难容!

55. Not flushing the toilet is an act that goes against nature and is hard to forgive!

56. 看过“男厕所搞笑标语”

56. Seen the "Funny Signs in Men's Restrooms"

57. 一滴清水，一片绿地，一个地球。

57. A drop of clear water, a patch of green land, and one Earth.

58. 同志们，冲啊!

58. Comrades, charge ahead!

59. 水是生命之源，请节约用水。

59. Water is the source of life, please save water.

60. 冲得干净，用得放心。

60. Clean and worry-free use.

61. 请疼惜打扫人的辛苦，请尊重後用者的权益，使用时请靠近小便池，您的爱心我们感激您。

61. Please cherish the hard work of the cleaning staff, please respect the rights of the subsequent users, and please stand close to the urinal when using it. Your kindness is greatly appreciated.

62. 人生苦短，当爱则爱。——沐依晨《如果这一生，从未遇见你》

62. Life is short, love when you should love. —— Mu Yichen, "If in This Life, I Never Met You"

63. 17养成良好习惯，促进身体健康，共享美好人生

63. Cultivate good habits, promote physical health, and share a wonderful life.

64. 厕所经常保清新，洗手擦拭莫甩水，地板乾净不会毁。

64. The toilet is always kept fresh and clean, wash your hands and avoid splashing water, a clean floor won't be damaged.

65. 不是你不在意，而是我太在意了。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

65. It's not that you don't care, but that I care too much. — From Ruan Chen Enjing by Lü Yihan

66. 冲刷精神，一切为用户着想。

66. Scour the spirit, thinking of the user in everything.

67. 在这种夜里。人不能不想到死，想到永恒。死的气氛逼人，就如无穷的黑暗要把人吞噬。我很渺小，无论做了什么，都是同样的渺小。但是只要我还在走动，就超越了死亡。——王小波《三十而立》

67. On such nights, one cannot help but think of death and eternity. The atmosphere of death is oppressive, as if the endless darkness is about to engulf a person. I am very small, and no matter what I have done, I am still equally small. But as long as I keep moving, I have transcended death. — Wang Xiaobo, "The Age of Thirty"

68. 能源属于大家，呵护需要你我。

68. Energy belongs to all of us, and its protection requires the effort of both you and me.

69. 我站立着！我存在！我骄傲！我是唯一！——何马《藏地密码》

69. I stand! I exist! I am proud! I am unique! ——He Ma, "The Coded Atlas of Tibet"