在信息爆炸的时代，我们常常被繁杂的数据和信息所包围。而“隔靴搔痒——帮你语录（把对象揉得难以忍受的句子）”正是为了在这个纷扰的世界中，用精炼的语言为你揭示真理的精髓。让我们一起，透过这些短小精悍的句子，探寻语言的魅力，感受文字的力量。

In the era of information explosion, we are often surrounded by a maze of data and information. "Scratch the Itch without Removing the Coat – Your Quotes (Sentences that irritate the target to an intolerable extent)" is precisely designed to reveal the essence of truth with concise language in this turbulent world. Let's delve into the charm of language and feel the power of words together through these short but forceful sentences.

1. 14如果有人问你对象是谁，你就是我，这个锅我背了。

1. If someone asks you who your partner is, it's me, and I'll take the blame for this.

2. 26人生匆匆皆如戏！读你，你是一部传奇：品你，你是一杯知己。

2. 26 years of life are fleeting, like a play! Reading you, you are a legend; tasting you, you are a cup of intimate friend.

3. 9“老公，我累了，你去做饭吧，求求你了！”那位被支使的男人即使再累，也会屁颠屁颠跑进厨房。

3. 9 "Honey, I'm tired, can you make dinner for me, please?" Even though the man being sent was exhausted, he would run in to the kitchen with a smile.

4. 别让我看见你，否则我就看你做一次。

4. Don't let me see you, or I'll watch you do it once.

5. 32你不知道，我鼓起了多大的勇气才敢念念不忘。

5. 32 You don't know how much courage it took for me to keep remembering it.

6. 草木有阳光和水，风筝有清风和绳，我有余生和你。

6. Plants have sunlight and water, kites have breeze and string, and I have the rest of my life with you.

7. 44很多人觉得男人撒娇是娘娘腔，其实不然，男人撒娇是一种风度，但是不是对每个女人撒娇，那可是对自己女朋友的专利哟。如果你适当的时候对女朋友撒娇的话那可是致命的武器呀。小子，你学会撒娇就有福了。

7. 44 Many people think that men acting cute is effeminate, but that's not the case at all. Acting cute is a kind of demeanor for men, but it's not appropriate to act cute with every woman; that's a privilege reserved for your girlfriend. If you act cute with your girlfriend at the right moment, it can be a deadly weapon. Young man, once you learn to act cute, you'll be blessed.

8. 床空了，快来陪我！

8. The bed is empty, come and keep me company!

9. 你是我爱情的唯一受众，我是你永远的甲方爸爸

9. You are the sole recipient of my love, and I am your eternal "甲方爸爸" (first-party father).

10. 37我建议你赶紧喜欢我一下，毕竟天气那么冷，我那么暖。

10. I suggest you like me quickly, after all, the weather is so cold, and I am so warm.

11. 41再累，再苦，再疼，也只是为了你能喜欢我而已。

11. No matter how tired, how bitter, or how painful it is, it's all just for you to like me.

12. 26如果这一生我可以有999次好运，我愿意把997次都分给你，只留两次给自己:一次是遇见你，一次是永远陪你走！

12. 26 If I could have 999 good fortunes in this life, I would like to give 997 of them to you, keeping only two for myself: one is meeting you, and the other is to always accompany you!

13. 38老公，帮我拎着包裹，你看人家的小手，都勒出红印来了。

13. 38 Dear husband, help me carry the luggage. Look at the little hands of that person, they're all red from being squeezed.

14. 牵挂你的我是快乐的，被我牵挂的你是幸福的;纵使这快乐很淡而那种幸福不曾被你发现。

14. I am happy for being concerned about you, and you are blessed for being cared for by me; even though this happiness is faint and that happiness has not been discovered by you.

15. 我的人生从来没有出现过奇迹，直到我遇见了你。

15. My life had never seen any miracles until I met you.

16. 13我觉得咱两有距离了，早上起来都不来抱我。

16. 13 I feel like there's a distance between us now. In the morning, you don't come to hug me anymore.

17. 拳打脚踢被认为是和男生亲密的表现。其实姑娘，我真的不知道你的实力是怎么样的！

17. Punching and kicking are considered to be signs of intimacy with boys. Actually, girl, I really don't know how strong you are!

18. 37你是我的最爱。我很简单。只要你把我当回事，你的事就是我的事。

18. 37 You are my dearest. I am very simple. As long as you take me seriously, your affairs are my affairs.

19. 21我遇到了一个男孩，他说他这一辈子都会爱我，可我没想到他的一辈子只有三天。

19. 21 I met a boy who said he would love me for the rest of his life, but I didn't expect that his lifetime would only last for three days.

20. 41苍凉中转身，你给了我多少惊喜，可知，素笺浅墨，缘定左岸，我的笑靥，只为你盛开。

20. 41 In the desolation, I turned around, and you brought me so many surprises. Do you know, with simple paper and faint ink, our fate is tied to the left bank. My smile blooms just for you.

21. 一半是因为修道，另一半是因为想你。

21. Half is because of the monastic life, and the other half is because of missing you.

22. 35每次碰见你，都是假装没看见，却用余光看了几千遍。

22. Each time I encounter you, I pretend not to see you, but I've watched you with my peripheral vision thousands of times.

23. 21我的诞辰欲望是成为你床上的公仔，愿你每晚都能拥我入睡。

23. My birthday wish is to be the teddy bear on your bed, hoping you can hug me to sleep every night.

24. 22世上最浪漫和最自私的话就是：你是我一个人的。

24. The most romantic and most selfish phrase in the world is: "You are mine alone."

25. 19男生撒娇会比女生慎重许多，因为被异性看成"娇男生"是很没面子的一件事。一般来说，他们很清楚自己什么时候该撒娇，怎样撒娇，为什么撒娇。不过他们一般撒娇都会带有很强的目的性，一旦没有结果，便有巨大的紧张和沮丧感。如果你想留住这个男生，就要先懂得他的撒娇。

25. Boys tend to be more cautious when playing the "cute" card compared to girls, as being seen as a "sissy boy" is quite embarrassing. Generally speaking, they are very aware of when to play the cute card, how to do it, and why. However, when they do play the cute card, it is usually with a very strong purpose. If it doesn't lead to the desired result, they may feel immense tension and disappointment. If you want to keep this boy, you first need to understand his way of playing the cute card.

26. 39可不可把你的抽烟的钱，省下来给我买AD钙喝。

26. Can't you save the money you spend on smoking to buy AD calcium drinks for me?

27. 27我的手机出问题了 什么问题 里面没有你的电话号码

27. 27 My phone is having a problem. What kind of problem? There's no phone number of yours in it.

28. 7我本以为我们可以一起走到最后，可没想到走了几步你就开始打车了。

28.7 I thought we could walk together to the end, but I didn't expect that after a few steps, you started to take a taxi.

29. 35我的心里念的都是你，我的爱里恋的也只有你。虽然我没有甜言蜜语，但我把你的情和意烙在我的心上，我会用心爱着你，直到永远永远！

29. 35 All that is in my heart is you, and all the love in my heart is only for you. Although I don't have sweet words, I have imprinted your affection and intentions on my heart. I will love you with all my heart, forever and ever!

30. 问题:男人的舌头是用来做什么的？回答:调侃。

30. Question: What is a man's tongue used for? Answer: To tease.

31. 36幸福的秘诀是得到自由，而自由的秘诀是勇气。

31. The secret to happiness is to achieve freedom, and the secret to freedom is courage.

32. 19平时都在忍，其实我把嘴巴撅起来，是想让你亲我。

32. Normally, I've been holding back, but actually, by pouting my lips, I was hoping you'd kiss me.

33. 16如果你可以许我一个未来，那么我愿意为你画地为牢。

33. 16 If you can promise me a future, then I am willing to draw a prison for you.

34. 多少情人沉浸在欢乐里，而我不能，和你在起。无穷哀怨藏于心坎底，不想再听什么大道理!我只知道，我爱你，想你。

34. How many lovers are immersed in joy, but I cannot, not with you. Endless bitterness hides deep within my heart, and I don't want to hear any grand truths anymore! I only know that I love you, and I miss you.

35. 21世界上最温暖的两个字是从你口中说出的晚安。

35. The warmest two words in the world, spoken from your mouth, are goodnight.

36. 34我以为开学前见你一面，到学校后就不会想你。

36. 34 I thought that if I saw you before the school year started, I wouldn't miss you after I got to school.

37. 在我心中你最优秀，惹你生气我最难受，话不说短信送手，盼消你气莫再忧愁，向你保证下次没有，愿你原谅我心内疚，生气因我你心最厚，你不原谅我心难受。

37. In my heart, you are the best, and it's the hardest when you're upset. Words are sent through messages, hoping to ease your anger and stop your worries. I promise not to do it again next time, and I hope you can forgive my guilt. Your heart is the most forgiving when you're angry with me, and it's painful for me when you don't forgive me.

38. 41不管有多少个春夏秋冬，我要一直霸占迩。

38. 41 No matter how many seasons of spring and autumn, summer and winter pass, I will always dominate you.

39. 31最幸运的事，就是在喜欢你的每一天里，被你喜欢。

39. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day you like.

40. 6看过怦然心动吗？所以你懂我对你感觉？怦然心动。

40. 6 Have you watched "Flipped"? So you understand how I feel about you? It's a heart-throbbing feeling.

41. 2不是除了你，我就没人要了。只是除了你，我谁都不想要。

41. 2 is not that I have no one else to choose from, but rather that, with you excluded, I have no one else I want.

42. 19不是不让你喝，少喝可以，喝多了伤身体！

42. 19, it's not that I'm not allowing you to drink; it's okay to have a little, but drinking too much can harm your body!

43. 愿意跟我体验一下不单身的感觉吗我骄傲了十几年看见你我就怂了。

43. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I've been proud for a decade, but when I see you, I get shy.

44. 35所有的小心思都给了你，请你以后，再也不要丢下我。

44. I have given all my little thoughts to you, please don't leave me again in the future.

45. 你为什么老是找我聊天，是不是喜欢我。不是的话，我再想想办法。

45. Why do you always chat with me, do you like me? If not, I'll think of another way.

46. 30你说你会等我，你真的等了，只是找个人陪你等。

46. 30 You said you would wait for me, and you did wait, but you found someone to accompany you while waiting.

47. 傻笑不是与生俱来的，而是由我爱上你的那一刻开始的。

47. The foolish smile is not innate, but begins from the moment I fell in love with you.

48. 你爱我吗？如果你爱我，就让我来吧。如果你不爱我，那就做吧。

48. Do you love me? If you love me, let me come. If you don't love me, then do it.

49. 把手给我。我会牵着你的手，让你永远不再害怕。我是你此生最坚强的支撑。

49. Hand it over to me. I will hold your hand, and you will never be afraid again. I am your strongest support in this life.

50. 3今天特别喜欢你，明天也特别特别喜欢你哇，又要吃自己的醋了。

50. 3 Today I like you especially, and tomorrow I like you exceptionally so much, I'm going to be eating my own jealousy again.

51. 43门开了，我的房间依然空荡荡，没那熟悉的身影等我了，被窝也不再温暖。

51. The door opened, and my room was still empty, without the familiar figure waiting for me, and the quilt was no longer warm.

52. 46只有自己跟自己过得太久了的人才会渴望爱情，也才有资格获得爱情。

52. Only those who have been alone with themselves for too long will yearn for love and are qualified to receive it.

53. 10我想和你在一起，和你一起看日出日落，和你一起收集浪漫的气息。

53. 10 I want to be with you, to watch the sunrise and sunset with you, and to collect the romantic atmosphere with you.

54. 7你当我是个风筝，要不把我放了，要不然收好带回家，别用一条看不见的情思拴着我，让我心伤。

54.7 Treat me as a kite, either let me go or keep me well and take me home. Don't tie me down with an invisible thread of affection, let it hurt my heart.

55. 记住我的名字和我干你的方式。

55. Remember my name and the way I do you.

56. 我心里骂了你一百遍，都是我爱你。

56. In my heart, I cursed you a hundred times, but it was all because I love you.

57. 30小时候，我最喜欢玩捉迷藏，等别人藏好了，我就回家吃饭。

57. When I was 30 hours old, my favorite game was hide and seek. I would go home to eat after everyone else had hidden.

58. 今生今世，我对你的爱是永恒不变的，今生今世，你是我值得去爱的人。亲爱的，你也是跟我一样吗？

58. In this life and in this world, my love for you is eternal and unchanging. In this life and in this world, you are the one I am worth loving. My dear, are you the same as me?

59. 我发现你是个照骗，因为本人比照片好看多了。

59. I found out you're a photo editing cheat because the real person is much better-looking than the photo.

60. 19如果你愿意，我就喜欢你，如果你不愿意，我就单相思，你愿意吗？

60. 19 If you are willing, I will like you; if you are not willing, I will have a one-sided love. Are you willing?

61. 48天冷了要照顾好自己，衣服要穿厚厚的，看起来胖胖的，让别人怕怕的

61. It's cold after 48 days, so take good care of yourself. Wear warm clothes, look a bit chubby, and make others scared.

62. 也想不相思，可免相思苦。几度细思量，情愿相思苦。

62. I wish I could not miss you, to avoid the bitterness of longing. But after many moments of careful thought, I would rather endure the pain of longing.

63. 22为什么我只爱你一个人，因为我心里除了你，再也容不下其他人了。

63. 22 Why do I only love you, because in my heart, there is no room for anyone else besides you.

64. 10你别难过，风筝有风，海豚有海，你还有我。

64. Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you have me.

65. 25难得撒撒娇的男生可爱的要命，我家宝贝就这样，嘿嘿。

65. It's incredibly cute when a boy who rarely acts spoiled throws a tantrum; my precious one is just like that, hehe.

66. 最好的爱情大概就是这样，你陪我走过一无所有，我陪你走到岁月尽头。

66. The best love is probably like this: you walk through poverty with me, and I walk to the end of the years with you.

67. 我只想每天和你有四样东西，一日三餐。

67. I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

68. 我怀中的是你。

68. In my arms is you.