1. 小坐片刻，很是舒心愉快;随手冲洗，很是文明礼貌。

1. Sitting for a while is very comfortable and pleasant; rinsing with ease is very civilized and polite.

2. 靠近点!别以为你那玩意有多长。

2. Get closer! Don't think your thing is that long.

3. 水是生命之源，请节约用水。

3. Water is the source of life; please save water.

4. 冲洗一次，胜造七级浮屠。

4. Once cleaned, it is better than building a seven-storey pagoda.

5. 同志们，冲啊!

5. Comrades, charge ahead!

6. 一滴水就是一滴眼泪，请不要让它白流。

6. A drop of water is a drop of tears; please do not let it flow in vain.

7. 来时匆匆，去时冲冲!

7. Hurry when coming, hurry when going!

8. 如厕后请冲水，不要乱丢杂物。

8. Please flush the toilet after using it and do not throw away any litter.

9. 用完厕所“方便”后，一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷……

9. After using the toilet for "convenience," one must definitely: wash, wash, wash...

10. 节约用水，从点滴开始。

10. Save water, start from the smallest drops.

11. 给自己的明天，留一点资源。

11. Leave some resources for your own future.

12. 如果你不给别人方便，你将不能“方便”。

12. If you do not make it convenient for others, you will not be able to enjoy "convenience" yourself.

13. 卫生用品包好再扔，体谅打扫者的辛劳。

13. Please wrap the sanitary items before throwing them away, showing consideration for the hard work of the cleaners.

14. 一兄弟上厕所，结果误入女厕，进去之后发现没有小便池，感觉不对，幸好女厕内没 有人。他便若无其事地走出来。正在开门的时候，遇到一mm进来，那mm和他打一照面，脸一红，头一低，转身钻男厕去了 一天在公共汽车上人太多了，特别热，特别闷不知谁放了一个屁，这下是环境更加恶化。我朋友实在受不了，又不知道是谁，没办法。正好，售票员正在问：“谁没有买票？“我朋友忽生一计，大声说：“放屁的没买票！“忽然，一个特别胖的女人，手高高的举着票，大声说：“我已经买票了！“ 某大学新楼落成一雕塑：一位少女左手捧一本书，右手高擎一只象征和平的鸽子．该校外公开向各学生征集名称，结果许多人的标语不谋而合——读书顶个鸟用！ 一兄得便秘，在厕所里久久不能如便，正在他极力努力的时候，看一哥们风一样的冲进厕所，进了他旁边的位置，刚进去就传来一真狂风暴雨，那兄羡慕的对那哥们说：哥们好羡慕你呀， 那哥们说：羡慕啥，裤子还没脱呢～～ 学里丢自行车情况特严重，新车眨眼就没，不过有时运气好，丢失的自行车隔几天又会冒出来。一日，同宿舍小静新买了一辆变速车，她逢人便炫耀说：“这车我上了最新式的锁！“第二天，小静上晚自习回，一副萎靡不振的样子，手里还捏了一张纸条，上面写着：别当这儿没高手，车我借走了，过几天还你！ 不几日，那贼真的把车给还回来了，小静很是高兴，但她担心车被再次“借“走。遂买了十把大锁，把车子五花大绑地锁了个牢实，还给贼贴了张纸条：看你还怎么“借“！次日早晨小静下楼的时候，发现车上多了五把锁，锁上还有一张纸条：看你还怎么骑！ 有三只小蝌蚪,他们去饭馆吃饭等了一会儿,上了第一道菜是炸青蛙 三只小蝌蚪不约而同的唱起了:我不想我不想 不想长大 有一天，曹操抓了刘备，关羽，张飞。曹操对他们三个说，你们每个人去果林里选一样水果出来。过了一会儿，张飞带了个苹果出来，曹操说，如果他们能把自己带的水果塞进屁股里面，就放了他们，张飞尝试了一会，失败了，于是被杀了。又过了一会儿，关羽拿了三颗葡萄走出来，曹操也对他说了同样的话，关羽便开始塞塞到第三颗时，关羽突然扑哧一笑，结果把葡萄夹烂了，又被杀了。下了地府后，阎王问关羽：“你真傻，为什么笑呢？不笑就不会死了”关羽长叹一声说“我也不想啊！天妒红颜！我塞到第三颗的时候，突然看见刘大哥抱着个榴莲走出来”

14. A brother went to the bathroom, only to mistakenly enter the women's restroom. After entering, he found there were no urinals, which felt strange, fortunately, the women's restroom was empty. He casually walked out. While opening the door, he met a young woman coming in. The woman blushed upon seeing him, looked down, and turned around to run into the men's restroom. One day, the bus was so crowded that it was particularly hot and stuffy. Someone let out a fart, making the situation even worse. My friend couldn't stand it anymore and didn't know who it was, so he had no choice. Just then, the ticket collector asked, "Who hasn't bought a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and shouted, "The one who farted hasn't bought a ticket!" Suddenly, a particularly chubby woman held up her ticket high and shouted, "I've already bought a ticket!" At a new building of a university, there was a sculpture: a young girl holding a book in her left hand and a symbolic dove of peace in her right hand. The university publicly solicited names for the sculpture from all students, and many people's slogans were coincidentally the same—reading is as useful as a pigeon! A brother suffered from constipation and couldn't defecate for a long time in the restroom. While he was striving hard, he saw a guy rush into the restroom like the wind, take a seat next to him, and immediately a fierce storm of defecation followed. The brother envied the guy and said, "I envy you, bro." The guy replied, "What's to envy? I haven't even taken my pants off yet." The situation of stolen bicycles at the school was particularly serious, with new ones disappearing in the blink of an eye. However, sometimes, if you're lucky, the stolen bicycles would reappear after a few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a dormmate, bought a new bicycle with a new lock and boasted to everyone, "This bike has the latest lock!" The next day, after returning from evening study, Xiao Jing looked exhausted, holding a piece of paper with a note on it that read: "Don't think there are no experts here; I borrowed your bike, I'll return it in a few days!" A few days later, the thief really returned the bike, and Xiao Jing was very happy, but worried that the bike would be "borrowed" again. So she bought ten large locks, tied the bike tightly, and put a note on it: "See how you can still 'borrow'!" The next morning, when Xiao Jing went downstairs, she found five more locks on the bike, with a note on the locks that read: "See how you can still ride!" There were three little tadpoles, who went to a restaurant to eat. After waiting for a while, the first dish served was fried frog. The three tadpoles sang in unison: "I don't want to grow up, I don't want to grow up." One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. He told them that each of them should pick a fruit from the orchard. After a while, Zhang Fei came out with an apple, and Cao Cao said that if they could stuff the fruit they picked into their buttocks, he would release them. Zhang Fei tried for a while and failed, and was then killed. After a while, Guan Yu picked three grapes and came out. Cao Cao told him the same thing. Guan Yu started to stuff the grapes in, and when he was on the third one, he suddenly burst out laughing, which caused the grapes to burst. He was then killed. After arriving in the underworld, King Yama asked Guan Yu, "You are really foolish, why did you laugh? If you didn't laugh, you wouldn't have died." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I didn't want to either! It's jealousy of my beauty! When I was on the third grape, I suddenly saw my elder brother Liu coming out with a durian in his arms."

15. 厕所为我，我为厕所。

15. The toilet is for me, and I am for the toilet.

16. 友情提示：冲刷有利健康。

16. Friendly Reminder: Washing is beneficial to health.

17. 克服不良习惯，养成文明行为。

17. Overcome bad habits and cultivate civilized behavior.

18. 能源属于大家，呵护需要你我。

18. Energy belongs to all of us; its protection requires the efforts of you and me.

19. 干干净净牌冲刷器，用过就知道。

19. Clean and tidy brush, you'll know after using it.

20. 精神文明和环境文明一手抓。

20. Both spiritual civilization and environmental civilization should be developed simultaneously.

21. 3…100打完，日本人起身，拍拍屁股，没事；然后张着臭嘴对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番，并想坐一边看中国人的好戏。 中国人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地说："来，把日本人给我垫上。”… 一兄弟上厕所，结果误入女厕，进去之后发现没有小便池，感觉不对，幸好女厕内没 有人。他便若无其事地走出来。正在开门的时候，遇到一mm进来，那mm和他打一照面，脸一红，头一低，转身钻男厕去了 一天在公共汽车上人太多了，特别热，特别闷不知谁放了一个屁，这下是环境更加恶化。我朋友实在受不了，又不知道是谁，没办法。正好，售票员正在问：“谁没有买票？“我朋友忽生一计，大声说：“放屁的没买票！“忽然，一个特别胖的女人，手高高的举着票，大声说：“我已经买票了！“ 某大学新楼落成一雕塑：一位少女左手捧一本书，右手高擎一只象征和平的鸽子．该校外公开向各学生征集名称，结果许多人的标语不谋而合——读书顶个鸟用！ 有三只小蝌蚪,他们去饭馆吃饭等了一会儿,上了第一道菜是炸青蛙 三只小蝌蚪不约而同的唱起了:我不想我不想 不想长大 有一天，曹操抓了刘备，关羽，张飞。曹操对他们三个说，你们每个人去果林里选一样水果出来。过了一会儿，张飞带了个苹果出来，曹操说，如果他们能把自己带的水果塞进屁股里面，就放了他们，张飞尝试了一会，失败了，于是被杀了。又过了一会儿，关羽拿了三颗葡萄走出来，曹操也对他说了同样的话，关羽便开始塞塞到第三颗时，关羽突然扑哧一笑，结果把葡萄夹烂了，又被杀了。下了地府后，阎王问关羽：“你真傻，为什么笑呢？不笑就不会死了”关羽长叹一声说“我也不想啊！天妒红颜！我塞到第三颗的时候，突然看见刘大哥抱着个榴莲走出来” 昨天去吃肯德基，排在我后面的像是一对儿情侣，眼看他们点了一大堆吃的，然后坐到我旁边。坐下后，那个女孩就开始埋头猛吃，好像饿了好几天的样子，而男孩则一根一根地啃着薯条，好像有什么心事。 突然，男孩放下薯条，往前凑了凑，很认真地问:“青青，我追你行吗？“ 女孩头也不抬，直接说:“不行！“ 男孩又问:“一点可能也没有吗？“ 女孩干脆地说:“一点可能也没有！“ 男孩愣住了，两眼直直地看着她，呆在那里… 当时，女孩一手拿着鸡腿，一手拿着汉堡，觉得男孩在看她，于是暂停大吃，然后用可怜的眼神看着那个男孩，小声说:“那……我还能吃吗？“ 旁边包括我在内的人都笑出声来，那男孩很无奈，忙说:“吃吧，吃吧…“ 这MM太可爱了要是我不让追也一定要追死命的追！！！！ 上学一向不安分，大一时第一次上自学，偶坐在教室郁闷，随即跑到过道抽烟。 刚点着烟没一会，来了个PL女生，问寡人,“现在上自习呢!你怎么跑出来 了？“ 我说，无聊出来抽烟，MM你是哪班的？怎么也跑出来了。 PLMM指着我们教室说，那个班的！ 当时偶好激动的说，我们一个班的啊？怎么，你也郁闷吗？ 她说：嗯，我们班一个新生上自习跑出去了，我出来找他。 偶笑笑，看来也还有坐不住的，你找他干啥，你又不是他妈！ MM:没办法啊，我是他班主任！ 偶当时就蒙了… 一分钟后，憋出一句话：老师，你看着真年轻… 菲尔普斯夺得8金以后： 各国对游泳比赛蛙泳、仰泳、蝶泳、自由泳？

21. 3... After finishing the 100, the Japanese stood up, patted his buttocks, and said he was fine; then he bragged about his imitating and creative abilities with a smug face and wanted to sit on the side and watch the Chinese show. The Chinese slowly leaned down, leisurely saying, "Come on, use the Japanese as a cushion for me."... A brother went to the bathroom and accidentally entered the women's restroom. Upon entering, he found there were no urinals, and felt something was off. Fortunately, the women's restroom was empty. He casually walked out. When he was about to open the door, he encountered a young woman coming in. The woman blushed, looked down, and turned around to sneak into the men's restroom. One day, it was too crowded on the bus, very hot and stuffy. Someone passed gas, making the environment even worse. My friend couldn't stand it anymore and didn't know who it was, so he had no choice. Just then, the ticket collector asked, "Who hasn't bought a ticket?" My friend suddenly came up with a plan and shouted, "The one who passed gas hasn't bought a ticket!" Suddenly, a particularly fat woman held up a ticket high and loudly said, "I have already bought a ticket!" A new sculpture was completed on a university campus: a young girl holding a book in her left hand and a symbol of peace - a dove - in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from all students, and the slogans of many people were coincidentally the same - "Reading is useless!" There were three little tadpoles who went to a restaurant for dinner and waited for a while. The first dish served was fried frog. The three tadpoles sang in unison: "I don't want to grow up, I don't want to grow up..." One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to them, "Each of you go to the orchard to pick a fruit." After a while, Zhang Fei came out with an apple. Cao Cao said, if they could stuff the fruit they picked into their buttocks, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while and failed, and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him. Guan Yu began to stuff the grapes, and when he was about to stuff the third one, he suddenly burst into laughter, crushing the grapes, and was killed. After arriving in the underworld, King Yama asked Guan Yu, "You are so foolish, why did you laugh? If you didn't laugh, you wouldn't have died." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I didn't want to either! It's jealousy of my beauty! When I was stuffing the third grape, I suddenly saw Liu Bei coming out with a durian." Yesterday, I went to KFC. The couple behind me looked like a couple. As they ordered a lot of food, they sat next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat fiercely, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy was gnawing on the fries, as if he had something on his mind. Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, leaned forward, and asked seriously, "Qingqing, can I chase you?" The girl didn't even lift her head and said directly, "No." The boy asked again, "Is there any possibility at all?" The girl said firmly, "There is no possibility at all." The boy was stunned, looking at her with wide eyes and standing there... At that time, the girl held a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other, feeling that the boy was looking at her, so she paused eating and looked at the boy with a pitiful expression and whispered, "Then... can I still eat?" Everyone including me laughed out loud. The boy looked helpless and said, "Eat, eat..." This girl is so cute that if I don't let him chase me, I have to chase him desperately!!! I was always restless in school. In my first year, I went to self-study for the first time. I sat in the classroom feeling depressed and then ran to the corridor to smoke. As soon as I lit a cigarette, a beautiful girl came up to me and asked, "Is it self-study time now? How did you come out?" I said, I was bored and came out to smoke. Where are you from, MM? Why did you also come out? The PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, "That class!" I was very excited and said, "We are in the same class? Why, are you also feeling depressed?" She said, "Yes, a new student in our class ran out of self-study, and I came out to find him." I smiled and said, "It seems that there are some who can't sit still. Why do you want to find him? You're not his mother!" MM: "I have no choice." I am his teacher! I was completely stunned... After a minute, I blurted out, "Teacher, you look very young..." After Phelps won 8 gold medals: What countries participated in the swimming competition in the breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly stroke, and freestyle?

22. 冲刷精神，一切为用户着想。

22. Sweep away spirit, think of the users in everything.

23. 如果你不给别人方便，你将不能”方便”。

23. If you do not make it convenient for others, you will not be able to enjoy convenience yourself.

24. 贴近方便，靠近文明!

24. Close to convenience, close to civilization!

25. 冲水是一桩小事，文明是一件大事。

25. Flushing the toilet is a small matter, while civilization is a great cause.

26. 一兄得便秘，在厕所里久久不能如便，正在他极力努力的时候，看一哥们风一样的冲进厕所，进了他旁边的位置，刚进去就传来一真狂风暴雨，那兄羡慕的对那哥们说：哥们好羡慕你呀， 那哥们说：羡慕啥，裤子还没脱呢～～ 儿子每晚要和妈睡。妈说：你长大娶了媳妇也和妈睡呀？儿答：嗯。妈说：那你媳妇咋办？儿说：让她跟爸爸睡。爸听后激动地说：这孩子从小就懂事 有次大热天的打麻将，突然停电了，只好买了蜡烛继续战斗过了半个小时，实在热得受不了了，一人说：“还是开电风扇吧，热死了。”另一人接口：“不能开，开了会把蜡烛吹灭的 一个美国人、一个日本人、一个中国人在丛林探险。结果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋长说："我今天心情好，不吃你们，但你们都得挨一百板子，但在挨板子前你们可以有一个愿望实现。” 先挨板子的是美国人。他说："挨板子前，先给我屁股垫上1个坐垫。”垫罢，板子雨点般落下；先前70板还凑合，70板之后坐垫被打烂，然后就是板板见血……打完，美国老摸着屁股走了。 日本人见状后，要求10个床垫。

26. One brother suffered from constipation and could not defecate in the toilet for a long time. As he was struggling hard, he saw a friend rush into the toilet like the wind, taking the spot next to him. As soon as he got in, a real storm of thunder and lightning was heard. The brother envied his friend and said, "Brother, I really envy you." The friend replied, "What to envy, I haven't even taken my pants off yet!" Every night, the son would sleep with his mother. The mother asked, "When you grow up and marry, will you still sleep with your mother?" The son answered, "Yes." The mother said, "What about your wife?" The son said, "Let her sleep with Dad." Upon hearing this, the father was excited and said, "This child has been responsible since he was little. One time, when it was very hot and we were playing Mahjong, the electricity suddenly went out. We had to buy candles to continue the game. After half an hour, it was just too hot. One person said, 'Let's turn on the fan, it's too hot.' The other replied, 'We can't do that, it will blow out the candles.'" An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring the jungle. They were all captured by a tribe that eats people. However, the chief of the tribe said, "I feel good today, so I won't eat you. But before that, you all have to receive one hundred lashes. However, before the lashes, you can have one wish fulfilled." The American was the first to receive the lashes. He said, "Before I receive the lashes, can you put a cushion on my buttocks." After the cushion was placed, the lashes fell like rain; the first 70 were okay, but after that, the cushion was broken, and then the lashes started to bleed... After the lashes, the American老人 felt his buttocks and walked away. When the Japanese saw this, he asked for ten cushions.

27. 洗洗小手，病菌赶走。

27. Wash your little hands, and the germs will be gone.

28. 不要随意将手机等异物投入便池。

28. Do not arbitrarily throw items such as mobile phones into the toilet bowl.

29. 你冲，我也冲。

29. You go first, and I'll go after you.

30. 请不要在小便池内拉屎。

30. Please do not defecate in the toilet bowl.

31. 冲是正大无私的奉献!

31. The "Chong" is a selfless and generous dedication!

32. 抖一抖，精神抖擞。

32. Shake it up, be full of spirit.

33. 请前进一步吧，把清洁留给别人。

33. Please step forward, leave the cleaning to others.

34. 一滴清水，一片绿地，一个地球。

34. A drop of clear water, a patch of green land, one Earth.

35. 冲刷，justdoit。

35. Scouring, justdoit.

36. 按一下这里，你会有一个惊喜。

36. Press here, and you'll have a surprise.

37. 按下了，不一般，我喜欢。

37. Pressed it, not ordinary, I like it.

38. 您瞅准了，按这里冲。一般人我不告诉他。

38. You've got it right, press here to go. I don't tell this to just anyone.

39. 注意个人卫生，如厕后请洗手。

39. Pay attention to personal hygiene and wash your hands after using the toilet.

40. 看过“厕所笑话温馨标语”

40. Seen "Restroom Jokes and Warm Sayings"

41. 厕所妹妹，可不希望自己身上发臭啊!

41. Toiletsister, wouldn't she wish not to stink herself?

42. 小小一张纸，细菌传千里。关于厕所笑话温馨标语你们想了解吗?那么小编整理了厕所笑话温馨标语，供大家分享!

42. A tiny piece of paper can spread germs a thousand miles. Would you like to know about warm and witty toilet jokes slogans? Then, the editor has compiled a collection of toilet jokes warm slogans for everyone to share!

43. 如果你不冲刷厕所，你将是历史的罪人。

43. If you do not flush the toilet, you will be a criminal against history.

44. 同志们!冲啊!

44. Comrades! Charge!

45. 便后洗洗手，洁净伴我走。?>

45. Wash your hands after using the toilet, cleanliness will accompany me.

46. 今天你冲了吗?

46. Did you charge it today?

47. 相信你是“冲”锋小卫士!

47. Believe in you, the little guardian of the "charge"!

48. 握紧枪兄弟，别发抖。

48. Clasp your gun, brothers, don't tremble.

49. 冲得干净，用得放心。

49. Clean to the core, worry-free use.

50. 1500导致金牌过多感到非 常不满，纷纷要求增加自己优势项目的金牌数目。 巴西提出： 足球应该分为3人、5人、7人、11人，沙滩、室内、草地。 中国提出： 乒乓球应该分为直板、横板、直板双打、直板单打、直板横板混双。 英国提出： 马术应该分成黑马马术、白马马术、红马马术、褐马马术、皇马马术、斑马马术。 肯尼亚提出： 长跑应该分为10000米、11000米、12000米、13000米。。。 日本提出： 所有男女混合项目应该增加3p、4p、5p、6p、7p。。。群p。。。500p。 泰国提出： 除了男子和女子项目外，所有应该加上人妖组 韩国提出： 以后增加一块金牌就应该给韩国也发一块，因为这些得金牌的运动员，都是韩国血统，或 者祖上是韩国血统。 这样的搞笑吗？

50. The number of gold medals at 1500 has led to a great deal of dissatisfaction, with many calling for an increase in the number of gold medals in their respective strong events. Brazil proposes: football should be divided into 3v3, 5v5, 7v7, beach, indoor, and grass fields. China proposes: table tennis should be divided into straight paddle, reverse paddle, straight paddle doubles, straight paddle singles, and straight paddle mixed doubles. The United Kingdom proposes: equestrianism should be split into black horse equestrianism, white horse equestrianism, red horse equestrianism, brown horse equestrianism, royal horse equestrianism, and zebra equestrianism. Kenya proposes: long-distance running should be divided into 10,000 meters, 11,000 meters, 12,000 meters, 13,000 meters, and so on. Japan proposes: all mixed gender events should be increased by 3p, 4p, 5p, 6p, 7p, group p, and 500p. Thailand proposes: in addition to men's and women's events, all should include a trans group. South Korea proposes: in the future, whenever a new gold medal is awarded, South Korea should also receive one, because these medalists are of Korean descent or have Korean ancestry. Is this funny?

51. 爱冲浪，就要从冲水开始。

51. If you love surfing, you should start with the water.

52. 动动手，就能使下一个人用的放心;动动手，就能使卫生间更整洁。

52. Take a little effort, and it can make the next person feel more at ease; take a little effort, and it can make the bathroom cleaner.

53. 注意压水花。

53. Pay attention to the water spray.

54. 冲一冲，路迢迢水漫漫，给别人些方便，你为何不干?

54. Take a shower, the road is long and the waters are endless. Why not make it easier for others?

55. 请高抬贵手。

55. Please have mercy.

56. 拉屎不冲，天理难容!

56. Not flushing the toilet is something that even nature's laws find hard to forgive!