天地间，笑声如潮水般涌动。一座巍峨的楼阁，坐落在繁华的闹市之巅，它，便是传说中的“摇地摇口琵琶楼”。今日，这楼阁将迎来一场前所未有的狂欢，让天下英雄共赴这场欢乐盛宴。

Between heaven and earth, laughter surges like a tide. Perched atop the bustling city, stands a majestic pavilion, known as the legendary "Shaking Earth and Shaking Mouth Pipa Pavilion." Today, this pavilion will host an unprecedented carnival, inviting heroes from all over the world to join this joyful feast.

1. 买马买跑，买好货，捡老婆捡大姑娘！买梳子，当然是买牛筋梳子。

1. Buy a horse for racing, buy good goods, and choose a wife from a young maiden! When buying a comb, of course, it's the cowhide comb.

2. 2块钱很常见，少吃一包口香糖总比输了麻雀的比赛好。

2. Two yuan is quite common, and it's always better to eat less gum than to lose a game of Mahjong.

3. 2块钱不浪费，你天天用。全年使用，365天。

3. Do not waste 2 yuan, use it every day. For a whole year, 365 days.

4. 抽烟伤肺，喝酒伤胃，桑拿太贵，歌厅高消费，打麻将赌博扰民，还不如买个牛筋梳。

4. Smoking harms the lungs, drinking harms the stomach, saunas are too expensive, singing rooms are high-end, playing Mahjong for gambling disturbs the public, it's better to buy a cowhide comb instead.

5. 去东街西街看看有没有。如果你还没有，该做的时候就应该做。机会不是每天都有。

5. Take a look at Dongjie and Xijie to see if there's any. If you don't have it yet, it's time to do it when it's time to do it. Opportunities don't come every day.

6. 十块钱你买回家，老的喜，少的夸，都夸你来会当家；

6. With ten yuan, you buy it back home, the elders are pleased, the young ones praise you, all praising that you know how to manage a household.

7. 这么点小钱，不能当家，不能当家？

7. Such a small amount of money cannot manage the household, can it?

8. 2茅沅的毛雨，任何人都能承受得起，既不影响你抽香烟喝啤酒，也不影响你约会喝饮料买电影票。

8.2 The rain of Mao Yuan is something that anyone can bear, as it neither affects your smoking of cigarettes nor drinking beer, nor hinders your dating by buying drinks or movie tickets.

9. 2元买的实惠，这个价格不贵。

9. The 2 yuan purchase is a good deal, this price is not expensive.

10. 您可以放心购买，大胆使用，我的所有产品都有保障！一保二保，所有产品发光。

10. You can buy with confidence and use it boldly, as all my products are guaranteed! Double protection, all products emit light.

11. 2元不贵，适合我们老百姓消费。

11. Two yuan isn't expensive, it's suitable for the consumption of the common people.

12. 广告为了宣传，我不赚大家一分钱！

12. The advertisement is for promotion purposes only; I don't make any money out of it!

13. 这种钱不贵。上厕所要付小费。

13. This kind of money is not expensive. You have to tip when using the toilet.

14. 少喝酒少抽烟，家里什么都有。抽烟太多伤肺，喝酒太多伤胃，打麻将会危害社会。

14. Drink less and smoke less; your home has everything. Smoking too much harms the lungs, drinking too much harms the stomach, and playing Mahjong can be harmful to society.

15. 三块两块不算多，买不了房子买不了车。去不了美国新加坡。

15. Three pieces and two pieces are not much, can't buy a house, can't buy a car. Can't go to the United States or Singapore.

16. 人人都做，人人都用，想买的时候难得碰一下。

16. Everyone does it, everyone uses it, but it's rare to find it when you want to buy it.

17. 2块钱不算什么，伤不了腰，办不了事，买不了房，买不了地。

17. Two yuan isn't anything, it can't hurt your waist, it can't get things done, it can't buy a house, it can't buy land.

18. 2块钱不算多，不能去台湾省。

18. Two yuan isn't much, but it's not enough to go to Taiwan Province.

19. 改革开放30年，连孩子手里都有2块钱。

19. Over the past 30 years of reform and opening up, even children have 2 yuan in their hands.

20. 做个计算。你认为买梳子值得吗？

20. Do a calculation. Do you think it's worth buying a comb?

21. 这不像买飞机或大炮。你得向中央领导申请一份报告。

21. This is not like buying planes or cannons. You need to apply for a report to the central leadership.

22. 你买一个一块钱的塑料梳子用。不是这里坏了，就是那里坏了。你一年多花好几块，是不是？

22. You buy a one-yuan plastic comb to use. It's either this is broken or that is broken. Don't you spend several yuan a year, right?

23. 放心用，大胆买，不要犹豫，不要犹豫，你犹豫，你犹豫，你徒劳。

23. Go ahead and use it with confidence, buy boldly, don't hesitate, don't hesitate. If you hesitate, if you hesitate, you will only be wasting your effort.

24. 2块钱少出来的钱，你要花十年八年才能买回家。

24. The two yuan you're short will take you ten or eight years to earn and buy back home.

25. 这么点小钱不算钱，而且不是1980年以前，半个月也赚不到那点小钱。

25. Such a small amount of money is not considered money, and it's not possible to earn that small amount in half a month before 1980.

26. 舍得花零钱是个好主人。

26. Being generous with small change is a good host.

27. 机会不是每天都有。该出手时就出手，不要急着空手打。

27. Opportunities are not every day. When the time comes to act, seize the moment; don't rush in empty-handed.

28. 不要前怕狼，后怕虎。你不会在大事小事上做决定。你已经在这里站了一上午要回家了——一切都耽搁了，不是吗？

28. Don't be afraid of wolves in front and tigers behind. You won't make decisions on big or small matters. You've been here for an entire morning and it's time to go home—everything has been delayed, hasn't it?

29. 两块钱不贵，没必要开家庭会议。

29. Two yuan is not expensive; there is no need to have a family meeting.

30. 几块钱买回家，老婆笑孩子夸，不是厂长也能当个企业家。

30. Buy it home for just a few dollars, the wife laughs and the children praise, even without being a factory director, one can be a businessman.

31. 如果你想买东西，那就快点过去。不要错过好机会。机会不是每天都有。你应该在该吃的时候吃。

31. If you want to buy something, go quickly. Don't miss the good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should eat when you're hungry.

32. 本产品只要X元，X元买不了吃亏，X元买不了上单。但是能买一个。

32. This product is only X yuan, you won't lose out for X yuan, and you can't afford a top lane with X yuan. But you can get one.

33. 一分钱一分货，花钱买好货，不买是你的错。

33. You get what you pay for; if you don't buy good quality items, it's your own fault.

34. 张三买马，张三骑。李四并不焦虑。他心动不如行动！

34. Zhang San buys a horse, Zhang San rides it. Li Si is not anxious. He prefers action over mere desire!

35. 2元是小票，一上街就可以花。

35. 2 yuan is a receipt, which can be spent as soon as you go out on the street.

36. 2块钱不多，不能买房买车，只能给儿子买个不会抽烟的玩具车。

36. Two yuan isn't much; it's not enough to buy a house or a car, but it can only buy a toy car for my son that doesn't smoke.

37. 二十三两块钱不算多。不能买房买车，不能去新加坡旅游。

37. 23 taels and two liang of money is not much. It's not enough to buy a house or a car, nor to travel to Singapore.

38. 我在做，你在看，眼睛在算，心在算。你觉得2块钱值得吗？

38. I am doing it, you are watching, the eyes are calculating, the heart is calculating. Do you think two yuan is worth it?

39. 当地批发市场进货。每个城市都有批发市场的，但是很多新手却不知道批发市场在哪里，这时就要开动你热情的嘴巴了。

39. Purchase from local wholesale markets. Every city has a wholesale market, but many beginners are unaware of their location. This is when you need to use your enthusiastic mouth.

40. 不像买冰箱冰柜，而是和老婆开半年家庭会议。

40. Unlike buying a refrigerator or freezer, it's more like holding a family meeting for half a year with your wife.

41. 抽烟伤肝，喝酒伤胃，打麻将累社会，找小姐是刑事犯罪。

41. Smoking harms the liver, drinking harms the stomach, playing Mahjong burdens society, and seeking prostitutes is a criminal offense.

42. 改革开放20年了，这2块钱大家都不差。2元钱少，给我就不用找了。

42. It's been 20 years since the reform and opening-up, and everyone doesn't mind these two yuan. The amount is small, so there's no need to make change if you give it to me.

43. 2块钱也不敢花，什么时候能成为企业家，不能当家，不能当主人，只能给别人当保姆。

43. I dare not spend even 2 yuan, when can I become an entrepreneur? I can't be in charge, I can't be the master, I can only be a babysitter for others.

44. 2块钱也不少，买个产品买个好的，这个梳子值2块钱，可以看清楚，看清楚。

44. Two yuan is not a small amount either, buy a good product, this comb is worth two yuan, you can see clearly, see clearly.

45. 这三两块钱不算钱，逛一逛就花光了。这三两块钱不算什么。如果伤不到腰，那就是大事了。你不敢花三两块钱。那天你只能做企业家，不能做家，不能做主人，只能给别人当保姆。

45. These few coins aren't worth much; they'll be spent on a stroll. These few coins are nothing. If it doesn't hurt your waist, that's a big deal. You wouldn't dare spend these few coins. That day, you could only be an entrepreneur, not a family member, not a host, but only a housekeeper for others.