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在喧嚣的街角,一句“骂人不带脏字的词越毒越好”悄然流传。这短句,却如同一枚炸弹,在人们心中炸开了花。
In the noisy street corner, a phrase "The more toxic a curse word is without using dirty words, the better" has quietly spread. This short sentence, however, is like a bomb that has exploded into a bloom in people's hearts.
1. 你的智商薄如喜马拉雅山的氧气。
1. Your IQ is thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas.
2. 现在大家都自觉垃圾分类了,你怎么还不去有害垃圾桶啊?
2. Now everyone is自觉垃圾分类了, why haven't you gone to the hazardous waste bin yet?
3. 看你走路趾高气扬的,怕别人不知道你是机场吗?
3. You walk with such a self-satisfied air; do you think people don't know you're at the airport?
4. 我们一起抽时间吃鱼吧。你很挑剔。
4. Let's find some time to have fish together. You're very picky.
5. 白话骂人的顺口溜
5. A colloquial rhyming slang for cursing.
6. 感谢你,刷新了了我对人类智商下限的认知,原来这个世界还真是无奇不有啊!
6. Thank you for refreshing my understanding of the lower limit of human intelligence. It turns out that this world truly has no end to its wonders!
7. 你一脸的陌生和彷徨,我不禁感叹你父母的神奇。
7. You look so unfamiliar and lost, I can't help but marvel at the神奇 of your parents.
8. 我给你十秒钟的时间,立刻从我的世界里消失,否则我会让你明白我是一个文武双全的人!
8. I give you ten seconds to vanish from my world immediately, or else you'll understand that I am a person of both literary and martial prowess!
9. 丑不是你的本意,是上帝发的脾气,你敢瞅瞅你那长得跟癞蛤蟆似的脸
9. Ugliness is not your intention, it is God's anger. Dare you take a look at your face that looks like a toad?
10. 我建议你呆在家里。宠物不允许在街上跑来跑去。
10. I suggest you stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around on the streets.
11. 像你这种可恶的家伙只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
11. You despicable guy are only fit to play the role of a pile of feces in a TV drama.
12. 别总拿自己饱经风霜的脸说事,美的不突出,丑的不别致的。
12. Don't always bring up your weathered face. The beautiful ones are not prominent, and the ugly ones are not distinctive.
13. 曾以为你是那崖畔的一枝花,后来才知道,不过是人海一粒渣。
13. Once I thought you were a flower by the cliffside, but later I realized you were just a speck of dust in the sea of people.
14. 对方说,巴黎圣母院缺个敲钟的,你去吧,直觉得回答,怎么,你从那辞职了。
14. The other person said, "Notre-Dame de Paris is missing a bell ringer, why don't you go?" Directly, I replied, "How come, did you resign from there?"
15. 装可爱可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题。
15. Acting cute can instantly solve the problem of population explosion.
16. 你别逼我在我和你全家之间加动词或者是名词啊。
16. Don't force me to add a verb or a noun between me and your entire family.
17. 你光着身子追我两公里我回一次头都算我是流氓!
17. If you chase me for two kilometers and I turn back even once, I am considered a hooligan!
18. 没文化可以学,丑可以整,你真没法治。
18. You can learn culture, you can fix ugly, but you truly can't be fixed by law.
19. 你能讲文明,讲素质的时候,我想是我再次投胎做人的时候。
19. When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's the time for me to be reborn as a human again.
20. 我强烈建议你以后沉默少言些,毕竟社会上人精太多了,你张一口大家都知道你的双商水平,暴露了这点也没有几个人愿意和你当朋友了。
20. I strongly suggest that you be more reserved and speak less in the future. After all, there are too many cunning people in society. When you open your mouth, everyone knows your IQ and EQ level, and once you expose this, there won't be many people willing to be friends with you.
21. 大姐啊,大妈啊,拜托你能不能现实点啊!你以为这是安徒生童话啊!这不是啊!
21. Older sister, elder auntie, please, can't you be realistic? Do you think this is a fairy tale by Andersen? It's not!
22. 看看你那张大脸,每次站你旁边我手机都没信号,走到马路上都看不到太阳。
22. Look at your big face, every time I stand next to you, my phone has no signal, and when I walk on the street, I can't even see the sun.
23. 我觉得你气质特像那种专治男女各种病的广告里的专家,老自信了。
23. I feel like you have a temperament that's very much like the experts in those advertisements that claim to cure all kinds of diseases for both men and women; you're overly confident.
24. 现在你骂我,是因为你还不了解我,等到以后你了解了我……你一定会动手打我的。
24. You are scolding me now because you don't understand me. But wait until you know me in the future... you will definitely beat me up.
25. 朋友们都说我们是天生的一对地设的一双,呸!你还真是配不上我!
25. Everyone says we're a match made in heaven, a perfect pair, but hey! You really don't deserve me!
26. 你小时候给奥特曼用激光射多了长大基因突变了?
26. Did you use too many lasers to shoot at Ultraman when you were little, and now you've had a genetic mutation when you grew up?
27. 女人用友情来拒绝爱情,男人用友情来换取爱情。
27. Women use friendship to reject love, and men use friendship to exchange for love.
28. 我可没说你不要脸,我是说不要脸的都是你这样的。
28. I didn't say that you're shameless, I mean all those shameless people are like you.
29. 我说你长个包子样其实也没什么,毕竟看了没,起码还有食欲,要是狗都不理了,那真是人品有问题了。
29. I said you look like a bun, but actually it's not that bad, after all, you haven't seen it, at least you still have an appetite. If even dogs don't care about it, then that really shows there's something wrong with your character.
30. 和人接触的时间越长,我就越喜欢狗,狗永远是狗,人有时候却不是人!
30. The longer I interact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs will always be dogs, but sometimes people are not people!
31. 我觉得你挺适合做人妖的,不然真的是浪费人才啊!
31. I think you're quite suitable for being a shemale, otherwise it would really be a waste of talent!
32. 不要说你没资格开车,你看着违法。
32. Don't say you're not qualified to drive; it's obvious you're breaking the law.
33. 给老子摆正位置不要乱放屁,不要太把自己当回事儿。
33. Put Laozi in the right position and don't fart around aimlessly. Don't take yourself too seriously.
34. 你看起来左边是傻逼,右边是傻子,上面是猪,
34. You look like the person to your left is an idiot, the one to your right is a fool, and the one above you is a pig.
35. 听说你很有钱,还认二郎做主人。
35. I heard you are quite wealthy and even recognize Er Lang as your master.
36. 毕竟这也不是一个人贱人爱的社会,你还是收敛一点的好。
36. After all, this is not a society where people are as贱 (disgusting) and 爱人 (lovers) as you are; it's still better for you to behave a bit more modestly.
37. 看到你跑步的姿势,我顿悟,猪原来是这样跑的。
37. Seeing the way you run, I suddenly realized, that's how pigs run.
38. 你和你爸大冬天穿着裤衩,嘴里叼根烟站在前门楼子大街上,
38. You and your dad, in the middle of winter, wearing shorts and smoking a cigarette in your mouth, stood on the street in front of the main gate.
39. 别吼我,我小时候被狗吓过。
39. Don't shout at me, I was scared by a dog when I was little.
40. 阿姨生你的时候是不是太随机了啊?怎么把你这么随意的人生出来了。
40. Aunt, was it too random when you gave birth to you? How did you end up with such a casual life?
41. 任何人工智能都比不上你这个天生的傻瓜。
41. No artificial intelligence can compare to you, this natural dummy.
42. 你妈个七色菠萝鸡,草,神经病,发春的神经病,你妈是找日啊。
42. Your mother's a seven-color pineapple chicken, f**k, mental illness, a springtime mental illness, your mother is seeking a day off.
43. 我真羡慕你的皮肤。保养得真好。
43. I really envy your skin. You take such good care of it.
44. 上帝创造你是他的创意,你能继续活下去是你的勇气。
44. God created you as a work of His creativity, and it takes courage for you to continue living.
45. 你左看像白痴,右看像傻子,上看像头猪,下看像头驴。
45. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, like a pig on top, and like an ass on the bottom.
46. 不要总是缠着人家,人家会说:你不累,我还累呢。
46. Don't always纠缠 others, they will say: You're not tired, I am.
47. 可能你出生的时候,被吓到过,到现在你还没回过神来。
47. Perhaps when you were born, you were so scared that you haven't snapped out of it yet.
48. 自从你得了神经病,你就精神多了!
48. Since you got the nervous disease, you've been much more spirited!
49. 死了那我就住口。我可没兴趣对着一个死人浪费唇舌,你安息吧!
49. If I'm dead, then I'll shut up. I'm not interested in wasting my words on a dead person, rest in peace!
50. 你问我为什么不理你?我是高级动物啊,和家禽野兽没有什么好说的,沟通不来!
50. Why do you ask why I'm not paying attention to you? I'm a higher animal, and there's nothing much to talk about with domestic animals and wild beasts; we can't communicate!
51. 你长得挺有创意,活得挺有勇气,丑不是你的本意。
51. You have quite an imaginative appearance and a courageous spirit in life; ugliness is not your intention.
52. 你没事待家里别出去添乱行不行,给交警增加工作量,吓唬路上菜鸟司机。你被车碰了就算了,人家洗车还浪费钱浪费资源呢!
52. Just stay home and don't go out to cause trouble, okay? Don't increase the workload for the traffic police and scare the new drivers on the road. It's okay if you're hit by a car, but why waste money and resources on washing the car?
53. 一个女孩,好好穿个正规长度的裙子或者裤子上衣,合理的弄些首饰来修饰自己,说话办事文文气气的,淑女点不好么!
53. A girl, why not wear a dress or a shirt of regular length properly, and adorn yourself with some reasonable jewelry? Speak and act in a refined manner; isn't being elegant a good thing!
54. 我看不出你和狗有什么不同。你看起来有点像人类!
54. I can't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a bit like a human!
55. 我就不明白了,你怎么好意思把你那小的比小拇指还小的老二拿出来丢人现眼呢?
55. I just don't understand, how can you be so shameless to take out your second little thing, which is even smaller than your little finger, to show off and make a fool of yourself?
56. 至从见到你之后,我就终于彻底领悟到怪胎的样子了。
56. Since I met you, I have finally and completely understood what a monster looks like.
57. 你的智商和红薯一样,有上限没有下限。
57. Your IQ is like sweet potatoes; it has an upper limit but no lower limit.
58. 不要以为你晒黑了,就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。
58. Don't think that getting darker can cover up the fact that you're a dummy.
59. 鬼才爱过你,你以为,我以前真的很爱你吗少臭美了!我都在耍你!
59. Who would ever love you? You think I really loved you before? Stop flattering yourself! I was just playing with you!
60. 贱人永远都是贱人,就算经济危机了,你也贵不了!
60. A贱人 is always a贱人, even during an economic crisis, you won't become any better!
61. 你哪来的自信?没胸的你还是那么凶。
61. Where do you get your confidence from? You without a bosom are still so fierce.
62. 你长得挺有创意,活得挺有勇气,丑不是你的本意,是上帝在发脾气。
62. You have quite an imaginative look and a courageous way of living. Ugliness was not your intention; it was God who was showing His anger.
63. 你怎么能跟凤姐那么的登对呢,你们真是金童老女。
63. How can you be so perfectly matched with Feng Jie? You two are truly a golden boy and an elderly woman.