在遥远的古代，有一个关于笑到死的人的传说。

In the distant ancient times, there was a legend about a person who laughed to death.

1. 爱情是互补的。一想到男朋友太优秀，我就没那么生气了。

1. Love is complementary. Thinking about how outstanding my boyfriend is, I'm not as angry anymore.

2. 最近发现近视越来越严重，打开钱包看不到钱。

2. Recently, my myopia has become increasingly serious; when I open my wallet, I can't see the money.

3. 认识陌生人，说假话，真的很麻烦。

3. It's really麻烦 to get to know strangers and tell lies.

4. 你是我心中的焦虑，总是让我惊心动魄。

4. You are the anxiety in my heart, always making me feel on edge and startled.

5. 来说说高中想做但没做的事。上帝回答:我有心去清华，上帝安排我读蓝翔的一生。

5. Let's talk about things you wanted to do in high school but didn't. God replied: I had a heart to go to Tsinghua University, but God arranged for me to live a life at Luanxiang.

6. 有人说，当你发现你喜欢的人也喜欢你的时候，比中了500万还开心，但我还是更喜欢中500万。

6. Some say that when you find out that the person you like likes you back, it's even happier than winning a million dollars, but I still prefer winning a million dollars.

7. 解释是掩饰，掩饰是不诚实，不诚实是缺乏清洁！

7. Explanation is a disguise, disguise is dishonesty, and dishonesty is a lack of purity!

8. 你能和我交朋友吗？我父亲开劳斯莱斯，我母亲开兰博基尼。我开玩笑的。

8. Can you be friends with me? My father drives a Rolls-Royce, and my mother drives a Lamborghini. I'm just joking.

9. 终于习惯了自己的长相，理了个发，换了个丑法。

9. Finally got used to my own appearance, got a haircut, and changed my ugly look.

10. 我是一个很有原则的人。我的原则是我在一个好吃的地方！

10. I am a very principled person. My principle is that I am at a place where there is delicious food!

11. 生活很简单。生活很简单。生活不易。

11. Life is simple. Life is simple. Life is not easy.

12. 世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死，而是在家长会上，你的婆婆就在你面前，你只能叫她阿姨。

12. The greatest distance in the world is not between life and death, but at the parents' meeting, when your mother-in-law is right in front of you, and you can only call her Auntie.

13. 就算再想哭，也要笑着说:你叔叔的！

13. Even if you want to cry, you should smile and say: It's your uncle's!

14. 学习和打坐差不多，要有恒心。

14. Learning is much like meditation; it requires perseverance.

15. 两耳不闻窗外事，只读电子书。

15. Ignore the world outside and only read e-books.

16. 头发长到腰了就不洗头，臭死了。

16. The hair has grown down to the waist and hasn't been washed; it smells terrible.

17. 我活到现在这个年纪，只有筷子能放下。

17. At my age now, I can only put down the chopsticks.

18. 等你以后结婚了，结婚对象不是我，我就搬到隔壁，做一个安静的老国王。

18. Wait until you get married in the future, and if the person you marry is not me, I will move to the next door to become a quiet old king.

19. 我们都不是完美的人，但我们必须接受不完美的自己。

19. None of us are perfect people, but we must accept our imperfect selves.

20. 不是说读书没用，而是读书没用，主要是你没用。

20. It's not that reading is useless, but it's mainly that you are not useful.