——一窥文字魅力，探寻内心渴望

—— Discover the charm of the written word, explore the yearning within.

1. 1他是一个假装乐观的悲观主义者，他喜欢孤独，又厌倦孤独，他想要自由，又惧怕自由他没有梦想，没有追求，他连自己都做不好，他是疯子，他就是一个疯子，他披着人皮可却有野兽一样的心，他自卑懦弱，他高傲又轻蔑，他就是傻子，疯子，就是我

1. 1 He is a pessimist who pretends to be optimistic. He enjoys solitude yet gets tired of it, he desires freedom yet fears it. He has no dreams, no ambitions, and he can't even take care of himself. He is a疯子, he is a疯子; he wears human skin but has a beastly heart. He is self-effacing and cowardly, yet proud and disdainful. He is a fool, a疯子, and that's me.

2. 老师说过同学们，不要早恋，你们现在谈的，以后都是别人的老婆。我一听，卧槽，别人的老婆，想想就刺激。

2. The teacher said to the students, "Don't fall in love too early, the ones you're dating now will all be someone else's wife in the future." When I heard that, I exclaimed, "Someone else's wife? Just thinking about it is thrilling."

3. 4在青青柳色遮掩下远远瞥见，一道衢上风流蕴籍的公子哥恣其乘骑，雕鞍银镫，从以童骑，骋以康庄。似水流年里，紫阳花重重开，只有少年万载不败。

3. Under the green willow trees, he caught a glimpse from afar of a gentleman of refined demeanor riding a fine horse, adorned with ornate saddle and silver stirrups, accompanied by a young boy on foot, galloping on a broad avenue. In the years flowing like water, the purple sunflowers bloom repeatedly, yet the youth remains invincible through time.

4. 我不想视频通话 更不想打电话 我想见你 想要抱抱 想让你搂着我 闻着你的味道 和你接吻告诉你 我想doi了

4. I don't want a video call, and I don't even want to make a phone call. I want to see you, to be hugged, to have you hold me, to breathe in your scent, and to kiss you to tell you that I want to have sex.

5. 每个日升月落都喜欢你，每个寒来暑往都喜欢你，每个日子都喜欢你，今天也喜欢你。

5. I like you with every sunrise and sunset, with every coming of winter and going of summer, with every single day, and I like you today as well.

6. 女:穿上它！男:最好不要穿！女:安全佩戴！男:相信我的技能。女:不穿就不让去！男:你不戴它看起来像个男人！女:你觉得无聊吗？骑摩托车戴头盔会死吗？！

6. Female: Put it on! Male: It's better not to wear it! Female: Wear it safely! Male: Trust my skills. Female: I won't let you go if you don't wear it! Male: Without it, you look like a man! Female: Do you find it boring? Will you die if you ride a motorcycle without a helmet?!

7. 5最怕不是在人面前大喜大悲 而是有一天 你看了一部** 大家都在笑 你却笑着笑着就哭了 大家都在哭 你却哭着哭着就笑了

7.5 The greatest fear is not to experience extreme joy and sorrow in front of others, but one day, when you watch a movie that everyone is laughing at, you find yourself laughing and then crying. Or when everyone is crying, you find yourself crying and then laughing.

8. 爱情是很难理解的，总是让人想脱下内裤，拿出那个东西，去探索不可言说的。进去出来后同步尖叫颤抖，直到累到口吐白沫，否则绝不罢休。

8. Love is hard to understand; it always makes one want to take off their underwear, take out that thing, and explore the unspeakable. After going in and out, synchronize the screams and tremors until exhaustion causes the mouth to froth, otherwise, one will not stop.

9. 所以说男人在听到这两个字的时候是一种享受的状态，享受着被老婆信任和依赖的感觉，它让男人的魅力瞬间升华。尤其在人多的时候，男人更喜欢听到“老公”这两个字，因为这代表着他的虚荣心和占有欲得到了很大的满足！

9. Therefore, when men hear these two words, they are in a state of enjoyment, basking in the feeling of being trusted and relied upon by their wives. It elevates a man's charm instantly. Especially in a crowd, men prefer to hear the words "husband" because it signifies that their vanity and possessiveness are greatly satisfied!

10. 最温暖的，莫过于与你四目相对时的会心一笑。一个眼神，便能心领神会。

10. The warmest thing is a knowing smile when our eyes meet. A single glance can convey everything.

11. 我们如果有幸在一起的话 我下楼买奶茶的同时会顺手给你带包烟

11. If we are fortunate enough to be together, while I go down to buy bubble tea, I'll also pick up a pack of cigarettes for you.

12. 想要自己的爱情永恒的维持下去，最好是花心思搞明白对方的心里想法，也要能投其所好让对方开心。两个人在一起不就是要彼此开心的过一辈子吗！

12. If you want to keep your love eternal, it is best to put effort into understanding the other person's thoughts and feelings, and to cater to their preferences to make them happy. Isn't the point of being together to live happily with each other for a lifetime?

13. 男人喜欢被叫宝宝是那种肉麻中带着点闷骚的'感觉，亲切又浪漫。两个人谈恋爱不就是越浪漫越有意思嘛！而且一个女人愿意这样叫一个男人，证明他真的很爱这个男人，他就是她心尖尖上的人。

13. Men enjoy being called "baby" in a cloying yet slightly awkward way; it's affectionate and romantic. After all, isn't the essence of dating between two people to become more romantic and interesting? Moreover, when a woman is willing to call a man this way, it proves that she really loves him, and he is the most cherished person in her heart.

14. 女：你下面太硬。男：你下面水太多了。事实证明：下好一锅面条的确不是件容易的事儿。

14. Woman: You're too hard down there. Man: You have too much moisture. The facts prove that making a good pot of noodles is indeed not an easy task.

15. 一个女孩哭得很伤心。一个陌生男子骑车看到，送她回家。让她坐在前面的杠铃上，女孩很感动第二天来感谢她，才发现他自行车上没有杠铃~

15. A girl was crying very heartbreakingly. A stranger riding a bicycle saw her and escorted her home. He let her sit on the handlebars in front, which moved the girl very touched. The next day, when she came to thank him, she found out that there was no handlebar on his bicycle~

16. 16一个人如果有了目标，遇到的困难也就不再是困难了，即使他让你磕磕绊绊，但是你的心里也早就有了打算。不是么？

16. If a person has a goal, the difficulties they encounter are no longer obstacles. Even if they cause you to stumble and trip, you have already made up your mind in your heart. Isn't that right?

17. 有那样一个人，他让你手心出汗，心跳加速，觉得人生圆满，你和他加起来就是整个世界。

17. There is such a person who makes you sweat palms, quickens your heartbeat, and feels that life is complete. Together, you and he constitute the entire world.

18. -8一兄得便秘，在厕所里久久不能如便，正在他极力努力的时候，看一哥们风一样的冲进厕所，进了他旁边的位置，刚进去就传来一真狂风暴雨，那兄羡慕的对那哥们说：哥们，好羡慕你呀。那哥们说：羡慕啥，裤子还没脱呢！

18. One brother suffered from constipation and couldn't defecate for a long time in the toilet. While he was exerting himself to the fullest, he saw a friend rush into the toilet like the wind, taking the spot next to his. As soon as he got in, a fierce storm of bowel movements ensued. The brother, feeling envious, said to the friend, "Brother, I'm so envious of you." The friend replied, "What are you envious about? I haven't even taken my pants off yet!"

19. 我建议你喜欢我啦，现在天气那么冷，而我是那么温暖、那么温柔。

19. I suggest you like me now, since the weather is so cold, and I am so warm and gentle.

20. 我不是奥利奥，我也不是牛奶，别总是找我泡一泡

20. I am not an Oreo, nor am I milk, don't always look for me to be soaked in it.

21. 庭有枇杷树，吾妻死之年所手植也，今已亭亭如盖矣。归有光《项脊轩志》

21. There is a loquat tree in the courtyard, which was planted by my wife in the year she passed away. It has now grown tall and majestic like a canopy. (This is from Gui Youguang's "Memoirs of Xiangji Xuan").

22. 你的笑声，永远是我最好的安眠药，我要感谢时光让我遇到了你，不论前方有多长，未来只要有你一切都好。

22. Your laughter is always the best sleeping pill for me. I want to thank the passage of time for leading me to meet you. No matter how long the future may be, as long as you are with me, everything will be fine.

23. 我8岁那年，一位叔叔把我拉进了屋里，用那根恶心东西插进了我的身体，根本不顾我的感受，不一会儿还把液体流到了里面，然后我两腿颤抖的拉起裤子，我发誓，从此以后再也不打针了。

23. When I was 8 years old, an uncle pulled me into the room and inserted that disgusting thing into my body without any regard for my feelings. Not long after, he also let the liquid flow inside. Then, trembling with my legs, I pulled up my pants, and I swear that from then on, I would never get a shot again.

24. 我要用尽我的万种风情 让将来任何你不和我在一起的时候 内心都无法安宁。

24. I will exhaust all my myriad charm, so that whenever you are not with me in the future, you cannot find peace within.

25. 你叫“光光”，我叫“明明”，合成一对叫“双双”

25. You are called "Guangguang," and I am called "Mingming," and together we are called "Shuangshuang."

26. 上课的时候，男老师对睡在最下面的女同学说:我在上面好累，你在下面不动，连配合都不配合，以后肚子里什么都没有，就别怪老师不做了！

26. During class, the male teacher said to the female student who was sleeping at the bottom: "I'm so tired up here, and you're not moving down there, not even willing to cooperate. From now on, if there's nothing in your belly, don't blame the teacher for not doing anything!"

27. 别人对你好，就是为了和你上床，我不一样，我沙发客厅阳台厨房都行。

27. When someone is nice to you, it's just because they want to sleep with you. I'm not like that. I'm fine with the sofa, living room, balcony, and kitchen.

28. 我哥们去面试的时候，美女主管问他:你能工作多久？哥们愣了一下:一般半个小时！我是说这里！

28. When my buddy went for an interview, the beautiful manager asked him, "How long can you work?" The buddy hesitated for a moment: "About half an hour! I mean here!"

29. 6强盗：抢劫，都他妈给我趴下！当他看到一女士的趴下姿势后吼道：你他妈给我文明点，老子只劫财不劫色！

29. Bandits: Robbing, all of you bastards, get down on your bellies! When he saw a woman lying down in that position, he roared: You他妈 behave yourself, I only rob money, not women!

30. 两个人在一起时间久了，感情也会越来越深，这时候肉麻的话语就是生活中的浪漫情话。用真心说出来的情话，别人听着肉麻，有情人听到的却是满满的爱！

30. When two people spend time together for a long time, their feelings will grow deeper and deeper. At this moment, the mushy words are the romantic love talk in life. Love talk spoken with sincerity may sound sentimental to others, but to the beloved, it is filled with love!

31. 我对你所有的偏执与贪心，都来自我对你二十四小时满满当当的爱。

31. All my paranoia and greed towards you stem from my 24/7 overflowing love for you.

32. 有点黄的QQ说说，有点色的空间说说大全 恶搞很污的段子

32. A little yellow QQ moment, a collection of slightly suggestive space moments, a list of humorous and dirty jokes

33. 你在我身边也好，在天边也罢，想到世界的角落有一个你，觉得整个世界也变得温柔安定了。

33. Whether you are by my side or at the edge of the world, the thought that there is a corner of the world where you are, makes the entire world feel gentle and stable.

34. 以前我只想和你看星星和月亮，现在我只想把你日的下不了床。

34. Before, I only wanted to watch stars and the moon with you, but now I only want to make you so exhausted that you can't get out of bed.

35. 第一次和女朋友开房，紧张得进不去。试了几次，还是进不去。女朋友无奈的说，算了，找服务员帮忙吧。可能房卡坏了

35. It was my first time staying in a hotel room with my girlfriend, and I was so nervous that I couldn't get in. I tried several times, but still couldn't get in. My girlfriend, feeling helpless, said, "Alright, let's ask the hotel staff for help." Maybe the room key is broken.

36. 我的世界里，缺什么都不能缺肉，因为我是食肉动物

36. In my world, nothing can be missing except for meat, because I am a carnivore.

37. 那一天我二十一岁，在我一生的黄金时代，我有好多奢望。我想爱，想吃，还想在一瞬间变成天上半明半暗的云。后来我才知道，生活就是个缓慢受锤的过程，人一天天老下去，奢望也一天天消失，最后变得像挨了锤的牛一样。可是我过二十一岁生日时没有预见到这一点。我觉得自己会永远生猛下去，什么也锤不了我。王小波《黄金时代》

37. On that day, I was 21 years old, in the golden age of my life, I had many desires. I wanted to love, to eat, and to become a half-light, half-dark cloud in the sky in an instant. Later, I realized that life is a slow process of being pounded, and as people age day by day, their desires fade away as well, finally becoming like a cow that has been pounded. However, when I celebrated my 21st birthday, I did not foresee this. I thought I would remain vigorous forever, nothing could pound me. -- Wang Xiaopu, "The Golden Age"

38. 我相信你，像相信太阳东升西落，像相信浪花敲打海岸的快乐，像派大星相信海绵宝宝。你一定会实现所有的梦想。

38. I believe in you, like I believe in the sun rising in the east and setting in the west, like I believe in the joy of waves crashing against the shore, like Patrick Star believes in SpongeBob. You will definitely realize all your dreams.