1. 今天你冲了吗?

1. Have you washed your hair today?

2. 冲刷精神，一切为用户着想。

2. Sweeping spirit, thinking of the users in all respects.

3. 按下这里，你会有一个惊喜。

3. Press here, and you'll get a surprise.

4. 小坐片刻，很是舒心愉快;随手冲洗，很是文明礼貌。

4. Sitting for a while is very comfortable and pleasant; washing with ease is very civilized and polite.

5. 情不在切，贴心就行;“纸”不在多，够用就行。

5. It's not about being perfect, just being considerate; the "paper" doesn't have to be abundant, just enough for the need.

6. 如厕后请冲水，不要乱丢杂物。

6. Please flush the toilet after using it and do not litter.

7. 上前一小步，文明一小步，用完快冲水，卫生你我他。

7. Take a small step forward, civilization advances a bit; flush the water quickly after use, for the hygiene of everyone.

8. 请对准便池!

8. Please aim at the toilet bowl!

9. 请高抬贵手。

9. Please have mercy.

10. 这里是厕所，环境靠大伙。左右两边站，对准再开火(男生厕所)。

10. This is the restroom, the environment depends on everyone. Stand to the left and right, aim and then shoot (male restroom).

11. 当我们心情愉快的时候，也别忘了让厕所的心情和我们一样愉快哟!

11. When we are in a good mood, let's not forget to make the bathroom feel happy with us too!

12. 按一下这里，你会有一个惊喜。

12. Press here and you'll have a surprise.

13. 请您”方便”后一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷，洗刷刷洗刷刷～

13. After you're "convenient," please remember to: Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash...

14. 冲得干净，用得放心。

14. Clean to the core, worry-free use.

15. 飞流直下一两尺，记得冲水大拇指。你们想知道冲厕所的讽刺标语有哪些吗?下面，小编整理了冲厕所的讽刺标语给大家，希望帮助大家。

15. Flowing down a few inches straight, remember to flush with the thumb. Do you want to know what satirical slogans about flushing the toilet are? Below, the editor has compiled a list of satirical slogans about flushing the toilet for everyone's reference, hoping to help you.

16. 冲一冲，你好，我也好。

16. Rinse off, hello to you, and hello to me.

17. 便后洗洗手，洁净伴我走。

17. Wash hands after using the toilet, cleanliness follows me all the way.

18. 文明向前看一小步。文明一大步。

18. Look a step ahead in civilization. A big step in civilization.

19. 情不在切，贴心就成;纸不在多，够用就行。

19. It's not about how close the feelings are, but as long as they are heartfelt, it's enough; it's not about how many papers there are, as long as they are sufficient for use.

20. 这个坑是我的!!

20. This hole is mine!!

21. 动动手，就能使下一个人用的放心;动动手，就能使卫生间更整洁。

21. Take a little action, and it can make the next person feel more secure; take a little action, and it can make the restroom cleaner.

22. 兄弟，你手上握着的是人类的未来，悠着点。?>

22. Brother, what you hold in your hand is the future of humanity; take it easy.

23. 11冲刷，just do it

23. 11Scouring, just do it.

24. 轻轻按一下，清新你我他。

24. Gently press, refresh us all.

25. 注意压水花。

25. Pay attention to the water splash.

26. 请您”方便”后一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷，洗刷刷洗刷刷——

26. After you're "convenient," please make sure to: Wash and brush, wash and brush—wash and brush—wash and brush—

27. 如厕后请记得冲水。

27. Remember to flush the toilet after using it.

28. 对准了位置解决内急，你好，我好，大家好!

28. Aimed at the right spot to address an urgent need, everyone is fine! Hello to you, to me, and to everyone!

29. 设备真可贵，公德不可退，坐式马桶位，上蹲危坠坠，蹲体真污秽，别人很惧畏。

29. Equipment is truly valuable, public morals must not retreat; sitting on the toilet seat, it's dangerous to sit down and fall; the sitting body is truly dirty, others are very afraid.

30. 一滴清水，一片绿地，一个地球。

30. A drop of clear water, a patch of green land, and a single planet.

31. 冲水是一桩小事，文明是一件大事。

31. Flushing the toilet is a small matter, while civilization is a big deal.

32. 一纸一屑煞文明，一举一动显文明。

32. Every piece of paper and every speck of dust reflects civilization, and every move and action reveals civilization.

33. 厕所妹妹，可不希望自己身上发臭啊!

33. Toilet sister, wouldn't she hope not to smell bad herself!

34. 靠近点!别以为你那玩意有多长。

34. Get closer! Don't think your thing is that long.

35. 设备真可贵，公德不可退，坐式马桶位，上蹲危坠坠，蹲体真污秽，别人很惧畏。

35. The equipment is truly valuable, public virtue cannot be lost, the sitting toilet seat, up sitting is dangerous and dangling, the squatting body is truly filthy, others are very scared.

36. 贴近方便，靠近文明!

36. Convenient and close to civilization!

37. 爱冲浪，就要从冲水开始。

37. If you love surfing, you should start from the wash.

38. 厕所为我，我为厕所。

38. The toilet is for me, and I am for the toilet.

39. 洗洗小手，病菌赶走。

39. Wash your little hands, and the germs will be gone.

40. 您进来就染上了病毒，如果你企图叫保安，你将在7天内肝肠寸断；如果你企图擦掉这些字，你将在7小时内口吐白沫；如果你假装没看见这些字，你将在7分钟内七窍流血；如果你将排泄物冲干净，你将在7秒中内解除病毒．

40. You were infected the moment you entered. If you try to call the security guard, you will suffer a heart-wrenching pain within 7 days; if you try to erase these words, you will start spitting froth within 7 hours; if you pretend not to see these words, you will bleed from all seven orifices within 7 minutes; and if you flush the excrement away, you will neutralize the virus in 7 seconds.

41. 冲刷，justdoit。

41. Erosion, justdoit.

42. 冲一冲，路迢迢水漫漫，给别人些方便，你为何不干?

42. Rinse it off, the road is long and the water is vast. Why not give others some convenience?

43. 只需举手之劳，便可清洁一新。

43. It requires only a small effort to clean and refresh.

44. 上前一小步，文明一小步，用完快冲水，卫生你我他。

44. Take a small step forward, a step towards civilization; flush the toilet quickly after use, for the hygiene of us all.

45. 冲一冲，路迢迢水漫漫，给别人些方便，你为何不干？？？

45. Take a bath, the road is long and the water is endless. Why don't you do it to make it easier for others???

46. 请疼惜打扫人的辛苦，请尊重後用者的权益，使用时请靠近小便池，您的爱心我们感激您。

46. Please cherish the hard work of the cleaners and respect the rights of the subsequent users. When using, please stand close to the urinal, and your kindness is something we are grateful for.

47. 一滴水就是一滴眼泪，请不要让它白流。

47. A drop of water is a drop of tear, please do not let it flow in vain.

48. 卫生用品包好再扔，体谅打扫者的辛劳。

48. Please wrap the sanitary items before throwing them away, considering the hard work of the cleaners.

49. 请前进一步吧，把清洁留给别人。

49. Please step forward, and leave the cleaning to others.

50. 不要随意将手机等异物投入便池。

50. Do not arbitrarily throw objects such as mobile phones into the toilet bowl.

51. 这里是厕所，环境靠大伙。左右两边站，对准再开火。

51. This is the restroom, the environment depends on everyone. Stand to the left and right, aim and then shoot.

52. 厕所经常保清新，洗手擦拭莫甩水，地板干净不会毁。

52. The toilet is kept fresh and clean at all times, when washing hands and wiping, don't splash water around, the floor will remain clean and not be damaged.

53. 请疼惜打扫人的`辛苦，请尊重後用者的权益，使用时请靠近小便池，您的爱心我们感激您。

53. Please cherish the hard work of the cleaners, respect the rights of the subsequent users, and please stand close to the toilet when using it. Your kindness is appreciated.

54. 冲刷以人为本。

54. The flushing is people-oriented.

55. 请您方便后一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷，洗刷刷洗刷刷。

55. Please make sure to: Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash.

56. 当我们心情愉快的时候，也别忘了让厕所的心情和我们一样愉快哟!

56. When we are in a good mood, let's not forget to make the bathroom's mood as cheerful as ours as well!

57. 来也匆匆，去也冲冲。

57. In a hurry to come, in a hurry to go.

58. 请您”方便”后记得要冲洗。

58. Please remember to flush after you are "convenient."

59. 请您”方便”后一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷，洗刷刷洗刷刷——

59. After you are "convenient," please make sure to: Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash——

60. 给自己的明天，留一点资源。

60. Leave some resources for your own tomorrow.

61. 看过“冲厕所的讽刺标语”

61. Seen the satirical slogan about flushing the toilet

62. 厕所经常保清新，洗手擦拭莫甩水，地板乾净不会毁。

62. The toilet is kept fresh and clean, wash and wipe without splashing water, the floor clean will not be destroyed.

63. 冲洗一次，胜造七级浮屠。

63. One rinse is better than building a seven-storey pagoda.

64. 小小一张纸细菌传千里。

64. A tiny piece of paper can spread bacteria a thousand miles.

65. 校园美丽，从厕所冲水开始。你们想看看不冲厕所的警告标语有哪些吗

65. The campus is beautiful, starting from the flushing of the toilets. Would you like to see some warning signs that discourage not flushing the toilet?

66. 用完厕所“方便”后，一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷……

66. After using the toilet for "convenience," it is absolutely necessary to: wash, rinse, wash, rinse...

67. 厕所一冲刷，好运自然来。

67. A flush in the toilet, and good luck comes naturally.