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面书号 2025-01-15 18:56 7


在苍茫的夜空下,一声长啸划破宁静,那是对命运的抗争,亦是对生命的颂歌。高级的悲怆,藏于无声之中,未曾现世,却早已深入人心。

Under the vast night sky, a long howl pierced the tranquility, a struggle against fate, also a hymn to life. The profound sorrow is hidden in silence, unseen in the world, yet it has already penetrated deeply into people's hearts.

1. 炕上的老奶奶——喘息;

1. The elderly grandmother on the kang is gasping for breath.

2. 屋顶上的老母鸡——你是什么鸟?

2. The old hen on the roof - what kind of bird are you?

3. 乌龟吃煤——黑心国王

3. The turtle eats coal — a heartless king.

4. 懒蛤蟆找青蛙——丑花。

4. A lazy toad looking for a frog - an ugly flower.

5. 打屁股流氓——臭不要脸

5. Bottom-pounding rascal —— shameless

6. 裤裆里拉二胡——废话

6. Pulling the erhu between the legs—nonsense.

7. 土狗打嗝——吃屎吃多了。

7. The local dog is belching — it has eaten too much shit.

8. 小母牛骑摩托车-真棒。

8. Cow riding a motorcycle - awesome.

9. 真的是刀子捅屁股——开了。

9. It's really a knife sticking in the buttocks — it's opened.

10. 多好的纱布擦拭-我错过了我的手。

10. What a good gauze wipe - I missed my hand.

11. 纹身师真的闭上了眼睛——他给我看了一张脸。

11. The tattoo artist really closed his eyes—he showed me a face.

12. 真的是铲溜狗——从头到尾。

12. It's really a dog that runs away from beginning to end.

13. 确实九个压路机有一个坏了——八个压路机。

13. Indeed, one of the nine rollers is broken—eight rollers.

14. 你简直就是杨颖手里的小坏蛋。

14. You're just a little rascal in Angelababy's hands.

15. 乌龟退房——再也憋不住了。

15. The turtle checked out—couldn't hold it in any longer.

16. 斑马的脑袋——井井有条。

16. The zebra's head is - well-organized.

17. 在坟墓森林的鬼魂身上撒胡椒粉

17. Sprinkle pepper on the ghosts in the graveyard forest.

18. 青龙偃月刀刺屁股——开了个大眼睛。

18. The Green Dragon Crescent Blade pricks the buttocks - opens a big eye.

19. 奶奶擤鼻子——一手捏着。

19. Grandma blowing her nose - one hand pinching it.

20. 熊猫点外卖-竹笋到家。

20. Panda orders takeout - bamboo shoots delivered to the door.

21. 厕所楼——离石不远。

21. Bathroom Building - Not far from the Stone.

22. 苍蝇采蜜——假装成蜜蜂

22. Fly collecting honey — pretending to be a bee

23. 乌龟买西瓜-滚爬。

23. The turtle buys a watermelon - rolling and crawling.

24. 土豆下山——滚蛋

24. The potato goes down the mountain - scram!

25. 保护视力——小心眼。

25. Eye protection - beware of the eye.

26. 唱戏的眼泪-感人。

26. The tears in singing drama - touching.

27. 蝉不叫蝉——蝉。

27. The cicada doesn't call out like a cicada - cicada.

28. 唐僧灰机-取经。

28. Tang Sanzang, the Monkey King - Seeking the Sacred Texts.

29. 一群太监开会——废话。

29. A group of eunuchs holding a meeting - nonsense.

30. 那个裸体男人正躺在电线杆上。

30. The naked man is lying on the utility pole.

31. 我急着求太后做我的大姑——我要做小仙女。

31. I urgently asked the Empress Dowager to be my great-aunt—I want to be a little fairy.

32. 鞭炮店起火——庆祝自己。

32. Fire at the firecracker shop - celebrating oneself.

33. 头顶酸痛,脚底流脓——太可怕了。

33. A headache with pain at the top and pus oozing from the soles of the feet — that's terrifying.

34. 在一定的语言环境中,通常说出前半截,“歇”去后半截,就可以领会和猜想出它的本意,所以就称为歇后语。汉字文明源远流长。历史沧桑的沉淀、淬炼、凝聚成绝妙的汉语言艺术。其中歇后语以其独特的表现力。

34. In a certain language context, it is usually enough to say the first part and omit the second part, and one can understand and guess its original meaning. Therefore, it is called an idiom. The Chinese character civilization has a long and profound history. The沉淀, refining, and condensing of historical vicissitudes have formed the exquisite art of the Chinese language. Among them, idioms stand out for their unique expressiveness.

35. 最早出现“歇后”这一名称是在唐代。《旧唐书·郑綮列传》中就已经提到过所谓“郑五歇后体”(一种“歇后”体诗)。但它作为一种语言形式和语言现象,却远在先秦时期就已经出现了。

35. The earliest appearance of the term "歇后" was during the Tang Dynasty. The "Old Book of Tang" mentions what is called "Zheng Wu Xiehou style" (a type of "Xiehou" poetry) in the biography of Zheng Ji. However, as a language form and linguistic phenomenon, it had already emerged long before the Warring States period.

36. 1吊死鬼打粉插花-~死不要脸2苍蝇采蜜--装疯(蜂)3茶壶里的水--滚开4种地不出苗--坏种5看衣服行事--狗眼看人6铁匠铺的料--挨打的货7吃饱了的牛肚子--草包8裁缝不带尺--存心不量(良)9《百家姓》去掉赵--开口就是钱10五百块分两下--二百五11车祸--乘人之危12唱戏的腿抽筋--下不了台

36. 1 A hanged ghost playing with powder and arranging flowers - dead without shame. 2 A fly collecting honey - pretending to be crazy (bee). 3 The water in the teapot - boil off. 4 The land does not sprout - bad seeds. 5 Acting according to one's clothing - a dog's eyes see people. 6 The material in the blacksmith's shop - the beaten goods. 7 The belly of a well-fed ox - a bag of grass. 8 A tailor without a ruler - deliberately not measure (good). 9 "The Hundred Families" without Zhao - open mouth and talk money. 10 Five hundred yuan split in two - two hundred and fifty. 11 Traffic accident - taking advantage of others' danger. 12 An actor's legs cramp up - can't get off the stage.