在纷繁复杂的人生旅途中，我们常常会遇到各种疑惑与迷茫。而一句“用草莓石膏调谙人生”的句子，似乎在无声中为我们指明了前行的方向。让我们跟随这句诗意的引导，一同探索人生的奥秘。

In the complex journey of life, we often encounter various doubts and confusion. A sentence, "Using strawberry gypsum to tune life," seems to silently point out the direction of our journey forward. Let us follow this poetic guidance and explore the mysteries of life together.

1. 我们花了生命中的前四年学习站起来说话，然后我们被要求坐下来，在接下来的14年里闭嘴。

1. We spent the first four years of our lives learning to stand up and speak, and then we were required to sit down and shut up for the next 14 years.

2. 以前的我年轻有冲劲，现在青春没了，我也这么有冲劲。

2. I was young and full of vigor before, and now that my youth is gone, I still have this same vigor.

3. 新时代的女人上了厅堂，翻了篱笆，争了小三，打了流氓，却出不了厨房。

3. Women in the new era have stepped into the hall, scaled the fence, fought against the third party, beaten up ruffians, but they still can't step into the kitchen.

4. 健身卡就像把钱放进功德箱，许个愿！

4. A gym membership is like putting money in a donation box, make a wish!

5. 累了一天，来杯奶茶。别担心，只要没人看见，你就当它是零热量。

5. After a tiring day, have a milk tea. Don't worry, as long as no one sees it, you can consider it as zero calories.

6. 生活是一记耳光，一记耳光，把人从梦中唤醒。。。

6. Life is a slap, a slap, that wakes a person from a dream....

7. 三分注定，七分靠努力，九十分在老师处。

7. Three parts are destined, seven parts rely on effort, and ninety percent depend on the teacher.

8. 很多事情就像新闻联播。换台是逃不掉的。你必须勇敢地面对他们。

8. Many things are like the news broadcast. Changing channels can't escape them. You must bravely face them.

9. 现在的女孩子越来越懒了。在过去，他们用化妆来欺骗别人。现在她们都懒得化妆了。他们直接用美颜相机骗人，甚至骗自己。

9. Girls today are becoming increasingly lazy. In the past, they used makeup to deceive others. Now, they are too lazy to even wear makeup. They directly use beauty filters on their cameras to deceive others, and even themselves.

10. 你向你姐姐要电话号码。如果你认为你姐姐给你的是假电话号码，你可以换几个号码再看一遍。如果你妹妹纠正你，说明号码是真的！

10. You ask your sister for her phone number. If you think the phone number your sister gives you is fake, you can try a few different numbers and look again. If your sister corrects you, it means the number is real!

11. 这个世界怎么了？男人没有对象，别人会安慰他说现在的女人要求太多；女人没有对象，别人肯定会说她要求太高。

11. What's wrong with this world? If a man doesn't have a partner, people will comfort him by saying that modern women have too many demands; if a woman doesn't have a partner, people will definitely say she has too high of expectations.

12. 男人之间不可能有真正的友谊。表面上称兄道弟，其实都想做对方的父亲！

12. It is impossible to have true friendship between men. On the surface, they may act as brothers, but in reality, they both want to be the father of the other!

13. 永远不要和傻瓜争论，因为到最后你也不会明白哪个是傻瓜。

13. Never argue with an idiot, because at the end, you won't understand which one is the idiot either.

14. 没事的时候照照镜子，这样你会明白很多事情，比如长得丑就多读书，长得丑就多进步。

14. When you have nothing to do, take a look at yourself in the mirror. This way, you will understand many things, like if you are not attractive, read more books; if you are not attractive, make more progress.

15. 有两种人，一种是漂亮的，一种是丑陋的。你夹在中间，很难看。

15. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful, and the other is ugly. You are stuck in the middle, looking rather unattractive.

16. 不要给自己找借口，不要把便秘归咎于重力。

16. Don't make excuses for yourself, don't attribute constipation to gravity.

17. 时间告诉我，不讲道理的时代已经过去了，该装傻了。

17. Time has taught me that the era of reason is over, and it's time to play dumb.

18. 发呆，做得好就叫深刻。如果做不好，很可能会睡着。

18. Stare blankly, and if done well, it can be called profound. If not, you might just fall asleep.

19. 昨天在一个购物中心有一个活动。我听说有周笔畅的歌，所以我去了那里。到了那里才知道有个叫周碧的人。

19. There was an event at a shopping center yesterday. I heard there was a song by Zhou Bichang, so I went there. But it turned out that there was a person named Zhou Bi.

20. 多做运动对你的健康有好处。多挣钱对生活有好处；

20. Engaging in more physical activity is beneficial for your health. Earning more money is beneficial for life.

21. 号称“厨房三宝”的葱姜蒜是我们日常生活中当做食物配料的植物，很多人在烹饪食物时都喜欢加入葱姜蒜来给食物调味。

21. The so-called "three treasures of the kitchen," scallions, ginger, and garlic, are plants that we use as food seasonings in our daily lives, and many people like to add them to their cooking to flavor the food.

22. 人不犯我，我不犯人；人若得罪我，礼让三分；人家再逼我，我给你打一针；人们仍然攻击我，消灭草。

22. If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; if someone offends me, I will give them a bit of leeway; if they continue to pressure me, I will give you a shot; if people still attack me, I will wipe out the grass.

23. 生活中没有彩排，天天直播，不仅收视率低，工资也低。

23. There is no rehearsal in life, it is live every day, not only with a low viewership rate, but also a low salary.

24. 生姜是一种很有开发利用价值的经济作物，除含有姜油酮、姜酚等生理活性物质外，还含有蛋白质、多糖、维生素和多种微量元素，集营养、调味、保健于一身。生姜制品在国际市场越来越受欢迎，尤其在东南亚、日本等国家和地区极为畅销，每年可为国家创大量外汇。

24. Ginger is an economically valuable crop with great development and utilization potential. Apart from containing gingerol, shogaol, and other biologically active substances, it also contains proteins, polysaccharides, vitamins, and a variety of trace elements, combining nutrition, seasoning, and health benefits. Ginger products are increasingly popular in the international market, especially in Southeast Asian countries and regions as well as Japan, where they are extremely popular. They can generate a large amount of foreign exchange for the country each year.

25. 我们要懂得珍惜和保护身边的每一个人，因为回头看看我们上辈子断了脖子，这辈子就遇到了。

25. We should learn to cherish and protect everyone around us, because when we look back, we realize that if we had our necks broken in our past life, we would have met them in this life.

26. 你现在过得怎么样？如果你过得不好，我会心安理得。

26. How are you doing now? If you're not doing well, I would feel at ease and justified.

27. 不经历风雨，如何迎接暴风雨？暴风雨过后，我们不仅没有看到彩虹，还感冒了。

27. Without experiencing storms, how can one face a fierce storm? After the storm, we didn't just miss the rainbow; we also caught a cold.

28. 你在我面前和别人玩，我像陌生人一样静静的看着。

28. You are playing with others in front of me, and I silently watch like a stranger.

29. 吃货的生活就像一列火车。总结一下，就是吃，吃，吃。

29. The life of a foodie is like a train. In summary, it's all about eating, eating, and eating.

30. 好朋友不需要太多。两个就够了。有人愿意借钱给你。他找你要债，对方愿意杀了他。谁要是欺负我，我就把他的名字刻在木头上，点上两根白蜡烛

30. You don't need too many good friends. Two are enough. If someone is willing to lend you money, he would kill him if he asked for it back. If anyone bullies me, I'll carve his name on a piece of wood and light two white candles.

31. 以前这个世界上的人和事只有喜欢或者不喜欢，喜欢或者不喜欢。后来长大了，看起来世故了，注重自己该不该喜欢，值不值得喜欢。慢慢的他们就不敢问自己喜不喜欢了，然后就忘记了心里的喜悦。

31. In the past, in this world, people and things were only liked or disliked, liked or disliked. As they grew up, they seemed more worldly, paying attention to whether they should like something, whether it was worth liking. Gradually, they dared not ask themselves if they liked it, and then they forgot the joy in their hearts.

32. 放荡中不变质，沉默中蜕变。

32. Remain uncorrupted amidst debauchery, transform in silence.

33. 大多数人的生存状态:间歇性的自满，持续性的混吃等死。

33. The state of existence for most people: intermittent complacency, and a persistent state of indolent survival.

34. 对男人来说，女人是羊，事业是草。草种得好，羊就好，草种得不好，羊吃别人种的草是迟早的事。

34. For men, women are sheep, and careers are grass. If the grass is well-sown, the sheep will be good; if the grass is not well-sown, it is only a matter of time before the sheep eat the grass sown by others.

35. 不要每次难过的时候都在那里哭，哭解决不了问题——你得死。

35. Don't keep crying every time you feel sad; crying won't solve the problem — you have to die.

36. 像你这样强硬的女人，如果一个男生突然对你好，原因只有一个:他尊重你这个男人。

36. For a woman as strong as you, if a boy suddenly treats you well, there is only one reason: he respects you as a man.

37. 建议你尽量早睡，多做运动，不吃夜宵，不抽烟不喝酒，早睡早起，养成好习惯。久而久之，你就没有朋友了。

37. I suggest you try to go to bed early, exercise more, don't eat late-night snacks, and don't smoke or drink. Go to bed early and wake up early, develop good habits. Over time, you'll find yourself without friends.

38. 本来叫姑娘，后来叫妹纸，现在叫女神，但你不一样，你永远是:那个女人。

38. Originally called "miss," then "lady," now "goddess," but you are different; you will always be: "that woman."

39. 世界上有两种生物可以趴在玻璃上，一种是壁虎，一种是班主任。

39. There are two kinds of creatures in the world that can crawl on glass: one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

40. 你跟他谈文明，他给你野蛮；你跟他讲道理，他跟你耍流氓。

40. When you talk to him about civilization, he responds with barbarism; when you discuss reason with him, he behaves like a流氓 (a scoundrel or ruffian).

41. 葱姜蒜还蕴涵着人生寓意，比如说：“人生有葱动，才会有姜来，千万不要遇到一点挫折，就蒜了。”——就饱含人生哲理。再比如猜谜语：“姜葱大蒜能治病”猜一个古代诗词名家（辛弃疾。辛，辛辣，弃疾为“去病”）——就饶有风趣。

41. Scallions, ginger, and garlic also contain life寓意, for example: "In life, there must be scallions moving, then ginger will come. Never let a bit of setback make you 'garlic'." - This is full of life philosophy. For instance, in guessing riddles: "Ginger, scallions, and garlic can cure diseases" guess an ancient poetry master (Xin Qiji. 辛 means spicy, and 弃疾 means 'to get rid of illness') - it is quite amusing.

42. 老师说体检前不能吃不能喝，最后一排默默走出来。老师会吞口水吗

42. The teacher said not to eat or drink before the physical examination, and a student quietly left from the back row. Does the teacher also have to swallow口水?