在浩瀚的星空中，个性签名仿佛是一颗颗独特的星辰，闪耀着属于自己的光芒。然而，当这份独特遭遇了超负荷的张扬，个性签名便成了男性群体间一场无形的较量。究竟，是谁在背后操纵着这场名为“个性签名争霸”的风潮？且看下文一探究竟。

Amid the vast expanse of the cosmos, a personal signature seems like a unique star, shining with its own light. However, when this uniqueness encounters excessive self-promotion, the personal signature becomes an invisible competition among the male group. Who is behind the scene manipulating this trend named "Personal Signature Wars"? Let's delve into the details below to find out.

1. 最讨厌别人指路的时候说东南西北了，你不会说前后左右吗

1. I really hate it when people give directions by saying "north, south, east, west" when they are helping others find their way; can't you just say "front, back, left, right"?

2. 如果你觉得自己还算一朵鲜花，那么我想全天下的牛都不敢拉粪

2. If you think of yourself as a flower, then I suppose that no cow in the world dares to defecate.

3. 在这个世界上，没有人值得我哭，因为值得我哭的人，不会让我哭。

3. In this world, no one is worth me shedding tears over, because the ones who are, wouldn't let me cry.

4. 哥一般不爱人，不爱一般人，爱起人来不一般。

4. I generally don't fall in love with people, nor do I fall for the ordinary. When I do fall in love, it's not like anyone else.

5. 不要总是认为你晒黑了就能把你白痴的事实给掩盖过去

5. Don't always think that getting tanned can cover up the fact that you're a dummy.

6. 站在时光的这一头，想着让过去的日子就那么打了水漂吧

6. Standing at this end of time, thinking that the past days should just be wasted like water.

7. 任何一个人，失去了另一个人，都会活得一如既往。

7. Anyone who loses another person will live as usual.

8. 不低头是我的人生信念和目的。

8. Not bowing my head is my life's belief and purpose.

9. 多年之后，你若娶了，我若没嫁，叫你儿子放学路上小心一点。

9. Years later, if you get married and I am not yet married, please remind your son to be careful on his way back from school.

10. 我以后的老公绝对是个路痴，不然怎么现在都没有找到我

10. My future husband is definitely a lost soul; otherwise, how else could it be that he hasn't found me yet?

11. 我的心是一座坟墓，怕死的人当不了主角。

11. My heart is a tomb, and those who fear death cannot be the protagonist.

12. 用一刹那交换一个天长地久，用现在交换你的从此以后。

12. Exchange a fleeting moment for eternity, and trade the present for your forever from this day forward.

13. 伱再帅再帅，帅到一塌糊涂、也只能爱莪一个人。

13. No matter how handsome you are, no matter how handsome you can be, you can only love me.

14. 在这个世界上没有人会瞧不起你，因为大家都很忙没时间瞧你

14. No one in this world will look down upon you, because everyone is too busy to spare time to look at you.

15. 在爱的世界里没有谁对与谁错，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁!

15. In the world of love, there is no one who is right or wrong, only who doesn't know how to cherish whom!

16. 我心里装着满满的秘密不能告诉你，我怕一打开飘出一连串追着你绕圈的小红心吓跑了你。

16. I have a heart full of secrets that I can't tell you, as I'm afraid that once I open them, a series of little red hearts chasing you around will scare you away.

17. 把你捧上天堂， 也可以亲手把你摔向地狱。

17. I can捧你上天堂, or I can also摔你下地狱 with my own hands.

18. 不要迷恋哥哥，哥哥只是一个低调的宅男，带着点犀利！

18. Don't be infatuated with your elder brother. He's just a low-key otaku with a bit of sharpness!

19. 每次看到大家在抱怨这是个看脸的社会我都会冷冷一笑：呵，这不正是我的优势吗。

19. Every time I see everyone complaining about how this is a society that values appearances, I can't help but laugh coldly: Ah, isn't that exactly my advantage?

20. 我从来不投降，尽管摔成这样，没人过来扶我，我也站得漂亮。

20. I never surrender; even though I fell like this, no one came to help me up, and I stood up beautifully.

21. 别问今天的太阳为什么这么好，也不看是谁发的光。

21. Don't ask why the sun is so bright today, nor look at who is casting the light.

22. 如果进入社会后选择逃避，注定是个废物。

22. If one chooses to evade society after entering it, they are doomed to be a废物 (a waste).

23. 每个人身上都有几处伤疤，他并非不可告人的秘密，但是，揭开了会很痛。

23. Everyone has a few scars on their body, and it's not a secret that cannot be revealed. However, if it's uncovered, it will hurt a lot.

24. 其实我并不是想要拥有你，只是被你的一颦一笑所吸引。

24. In fact, it's not that I want to possess you, but I am attracted to your every smile and frown.

25. 别拿你自认为的生活法则来规定我与你做著同样的事。

25. Don't use the life principles you think you have to dictate what I do with you.

26. 我又不是王子，为什么女人看见我就说她是公主

26. I'm not a prince, why do women say they're princesses when they see me?

27. 思念一个不爱你的人还不如认真爱一个爱着你的人。

27. It's better to love someone who loves you back than to miss someone who doesn't.

28. 我掌握了种疼女朋友的办法，现在就差女朋友了。

28. I've mastered the method of making my girlfriend suffer, but I'm still missing the girlfriend.

29. 与其做一个多情的傻子，不如做一个冷酷的魔鬼。

29. It's better to be a cold-hearted devil than a foolish lover.

30. 哥的容忍不是你兴风作浪的资本 !

30. My tolerance is not your capital for stirring up trouble!

31. 天不给我路，我自己找路；地面不会铲平我，我自己铲平。

31. If heaven doesn't give me a path, I will find one myself; if the ground won't flatten me, I will flatten it myself.

32. 没有谁欠谁的道理，也没有谁离不开谁的说法。

32. There is no sense of debt between anyone, and no one is indispensable to anyone else.

33. 和寂寞握手，对着空气寒暄，别对我太好，我会骄傲。

33. Shake hands with loneliness, chat with the air, don't be too nice to me or I'll become proud.

34. 等哥有钱了，买两套房子，送他们拆一套，自己住一套!

34. When I have money, I'll buy two houses, give one to them to tear down, and live in the other one myself!

35. 我们只要踏出校门，从此以后天各一方命运截然不同。

35. As soon as we step out of the school gate, our destinies diverge and we are separated by fate from that point on.

36. 以后生个又帅又萌的娃娃，让我老公带他闯天下。

36. In the future, have a cute and handsome baby, and let my husband take him out to conquer the world.

37. 坐着想过去，站着想未来！

37. Think of the past while sitting, and think of the future while standing!

38. 男人负责打猎，女人负责垒窝，打天下的事就得男人担着，不能给老婆增加精神负担。

38. Men are responsible for hunting, and women are responsible for building nests. The matters of making a name for oneself should be shouldered by men, and it should not add any mental burden to the wife.

39. 其实我想说总有一天你会离开我那时我会很心酸但也会很勇敢。

39. Actually, I want to say that one day you will leave me, and then I will be very heartbroken, but also very brave.