“笑谈成功，妙语连珠——揭秘“神考试成功”的逗趣句式图鉴”

"Laughing about Success, witty sayings one after another - Unveiling the amusing style illustration of 'Divine Exam Success'"

1. 你长的还可以，不过我感觉还是你做面膜的时候好看。

1. You look okay, but I think you look better when you're wearing a face mask.

2. 23喜欢我就来给我表白，人这辈子总要体验一下被美女拒绝的滋味吧。

2. If you like me, come and confess to me. In this life, one should always experience the taste of being rejected by a beautiful woman.

3. 22人倒霉，喝凉水也会塞牙;水更倒霉，被喝也就算了，还要被困在牙里。

3. 22 people are倒霉, even drinking cold water would get their teeth stuck; the water itself is even more倒霉, as it's not only consumed but also gets trapped in the teeth.

4. 5每次看古装片听人说：愿闻其翔，都觉得怪怪的

4.5 Every time I watch a period drama and someone says, "I wish to hear his wings," I always find it a bit strange.

5. 要想摘玫瑰，首先要把刺弄断；要想走坦途，就要砍掉荆棘；如果你想看到黎明，你必须勇敢地面对黑夜的寂静；想中考，就要加倍努力:贤惠，勤奋，祝高考顺利！

5. If you want to pluck the rose, you must first break its thorns; if you want to take the smooth path, you must cut down the thorny brambles; if you want to see the dawn, you must bravely face the silence of the night; if you want to excel in the college entrance examination, you must work doubly hard: be wise, diligent, and wish you all the best for the Gaokao!

6. 我总是告诉自己要尽力而为，听天由命，但旅途中总有遗憾的花。它伤了我的手，但没伤到我的心。明天，我将继续前行。

6. I always tell myself to do my best, and to let fate take its course, but there are always flowers of regret on the journey. They have hurt my hands, but not my heart. Tomorrow, I will continue to move forward.

7. 55我胖才显得你瘦啊，免得我瘦的时候显得你丑。

7. It's only because I'm fat that you look thin, so that when I'm thin, you won't look ugly.

8. 16流量就像大姨妈刚开始总是很多，慢慢的就没了。

8. The flow is like a woman's period at the beginning, always a lot, and then gradually diminishes.

9. 4人生没有彩排，每天都是直播，不仅收视率低，而且工资不高。

9. Life has no rehearsal, every day is live, not only with low viewership, but also with a low salary.

10. 15你们偷偷学吧，我现在开始熬夜喝可乐吃零食不睡觉早点猝死，提前投胎抢到北京户口，到时候你们卷三辈子也卷不过我。

10. 15 You sneakily learn, I am starting to stay up all night drinking cola and eating snacks instead of sleeping, and I will die prematurely. I will be reborn early to get a Beijing household registration. By then, you will never be able to surpass me even if you strive for three lifetimes.

11. 既然选择了要走的路，就要持之以恒。我相信，只要你有信心和勇气，你就一定能掌握自己的未来和命运，成为一个真正的强者。

11. Since you have chosen the path to take, you must persevere. I believe that as long as you have confidence and courage, you will definitely be able to master your own future and destiny, and become a true强者 (strong person).

12. 高考，心态要好，保持冷静，打好基础，不要烦躁，要开心，早睡早起，精神饱满，上大学，实现梦想，相信自己，一定是最好的。

12. For the college entrance examination, maintain a good mindset, stay calm, lay a solid foundation, don't be anxious, be happy, go to bed early and wake up early, be full of energy, go to college, realize your dreams, believe in yourself, you will definitely be the best.

13. 我的好朋友，我儿时的玩伴。祝你高考顺利，考上理想的大学。在这里我想表达我真诚的祝福:相信自己，你一定是最棒的！

13. My dear friend, my childhood playmate. Wishing you all the best in your college entrance examination and that you may get into your dream university. Here, I would like to express my sincere wishes: believe in yourself, you are definitely the best!

14. 20每次想大开吃戒的时候，就这样安慰自己：美丑由命，胖瘦在天，天要我胖，听天由命！

14. Every time you feel like indulging in a big eating spree, comfort yourself like this: Beauty and ugliness are predetermined by fate, weight and thinness are in the hands of heaven. If heaven wills me to be fat, I will leave it to fate!

15. 7我严重怀疑 月老是不是把我的红线拿去织秋裤了

15.7 I seriously doubt if the Matchmaker took my red string to weave winter pants.

16. 13走别人的路，让别人无路可走，走自己的路，让别人跟着我走。

16. 13 Walk on others' paths, leaving them with no path to follow; walk on your own path, and let others follow in your footsteps.

17. 10不要怪“红颜易老、老公易跑”，那是因为“你花钱太少，放弃美好”。

17. Don't blame it on "beauty fades and husbands may run away," because "you're spending too little and giving up the good things."

18. 下辈子，我一定要做你的心脏，那样我不跳你就得死。

18. In my next life, I must be your heart, so that without me beating, you would have to die.

19. 9家里人都说我没什么方向感，我不服，直到今天，我把西瓜买成了南瓜。

19. Everyone in my family says I have no sense of direction, and I've never agreed with them, until today when I bought a watermelon and ended up with a pumpkin instead.

20. 26喷泉之所以漂亮是因为她有了压力；瀑布之所以壮观是因为她没有了退路；水之所以能穿石是因为永远在坚持。人生亦是如此，献给每一位正在努力奔跑奋斗的人。

20. The reason why the 26 fountains are beautiful is because they have pressure; the reason why the waterfalls are magnificent is because they have no escape route; and the reason why water can wear through rocks is because it always persists. Life is the same, dedicated to every person who is striving and running hard.

21. 六月，祥云在头顶盘旋，喜讯传来。满面春风邀请同学，一家人设宴庆祝。说说自己的梦想，下定决心再辉煌。遨游书海增长才干，辉煌的明朝从今天开始。愿你的明天灿烂辉煌。

21. In June, auspicious clouds swirl above, and joyful news arrives. With a face full of spring breeze, I invite my classmates, and the whole family sets up a feast to celebrate. Speak of your dreams, and resolve to shine even brighter. Soar through the seas of books to enhance your abilities, and the glorious tomorrow begins from today. May your future be bright and splendid.

22. 7玩命：要在有命的情况下才能玩，命都没了，拿什么玩啊！

22. 7 Life-threatening: You can only play when you have a life. If you don't have a life, what can you play with?

23. 永远不要放弃你的理想。如果你选择了自己的道路，你必须同甘共苦。你的家人在祝福你。你能做到的。衷心祝愿你今年高考第一，榜上有名，考上自己理想的大学！

23. Never give up on your ideals. If you have chosen your own path, you must share both joy and hardship. Your family is blessing you. You can do it. Sincerely wish you to be the first in this year's college entrance examination, to be named on the list, and to be admitted to your dream university!

24. 45有些人，认真的让你心疼，有些人，欠扁的让你牙疼。

24. 45 Some people are serious to the point of making your heart ache, and some are so annoying that they cause your teeth to hurt.

25. 37这年头，谁还没有一个拿得出手的乐器啊我退堂鼓打的挺好的。

25. These days, who doesn't have a playable instrument? I play the drum set pretty well.

26. 毁掉一首好歌最好的方法就是把它设为起床闹铃。

26. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm clock for waking up.

27. 让命运飞翔，智慧更高。

27. Let fate soar, wisdom is higher.

28. 17当生活拿锤子抡向你的时候，只要捶不死你，你就有机会抡回去。

28. When life swings a hammer at you, as long as it doesn't knock you down, you have a chance to swing it back.

29. 1夜撩了酒，酒撩了你，你撩了我，穷困潦倒了我们

29. One night, the wine charmed me, the wine charmed you, you charmed me, and we were impoverished and downcast.

30. 14老爷爷的那张纸，让多少少年都变成了一个个孤寡老人。

30. The piece of paper from the old grandfather turned so many young boys into lonely old men.

31. 30纽扣第一颗就扣错了，可你扣到最后一颗才发现。有些事一开始就是错的，可只有到最后才不得不承认。

31. You made the first button wrong, but only discovered it on the last one. Some things are wrong from the very beginning, yet it is only at the end that one has to admit it.

32. 史上最有名的女人不是潘金莲，也不是武则天，而是，容嬷嬷。

32. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian, nor is it Wu Zetian, but Rong Po Po.

33. 送你祝福，祝你好运，送你问候，祝你好运，送你短信，祝你超常发挥，想要高考，祝你高考顺利，考上理想的大学。

33. Send you my blessings, wish you good luck, send you my regards, wish you good luck, send you a text message, wish you to excel beyond expectations, if you are taking the college entrance examination, wish you all the best and success, and may you be admitted to your dream university.

34. 3舍友都在喝碳酸饮料，我吃健康水果捞，比他们多活几年，卷死他们。

34. Three of my roommates are drinking carbonated drinks, while I'm eating a healthy fruit salad. I'll outlive them by a few years, killing them in the process.

35. 27为了不让儿子成为一个富二代，被人诟病和另眼相看，我穷一点也就穷一点吧。

35. In order to prevent my son from becoming a spoiled heir, to be criticized and treated differently by others, I can be poor a bit more.

36. 51要独立到不依赖任何一个人，不期待除自己以外的温暖，独立到一个人可以生活的更好。

36. 51 should be independent to the point of not depending on anyone else, not anticipating warmth from anyone except oneself, and independent to the extent that one can live better on one's own.

37. 积累久了，可能的导致爆发;而爆发久了，都可能导致崩溃。

37. Accumulation over time may lead to an outbreak; and prolonged outbreaks can all lead to collapse.

38. 祝你和卷子:一见钟情，感同身受，彼此同意，意气相投，真正的工作，性，海誓山盟，成熟的果实，直到有一次爬到山顶偷看，一个会看到和其他山都出现在天空下的小矮人。！

38. Wishing you and the test: love at first sight, empathy, mutual consent, kindred spirits, true work, sex, solemn promises, ripe fruits, until one day you climb to the top of the mountain to sneak a peek, where you will see a dwarf standing under the sky, along with all the other mountains.

39. 27你的牙如同天上的繁星，色泽鲜艳，相距甚远。

39. Your teeth are like the bright stars in the sky, vivid in color and far apart from each other.

40. 决战高考巅峰，信心倍增能量。真才实学不怕，文思隽永潇洒。十年磨一剑试锋芒，花开显香。纵横考场必断，马到成功，其乐融融！祝高考成功！

40. Confront the peak of the college entrance examination with confidence and enhanced energy. True talent and knowledge are not to be feared; eloquent and graceful thoughts. Ten years of honing a sword to test its edge, blossoms revealing their fragrance. Dominating the exam hall will lead to guaranteed success, joyous and harmonious! Wishing success in the college entrance examination!

41. 大学生活是多么完美，生活是多么精彩。寒窗苦读十年，只盼今日高考。满怀信心和心情，认真看完题目，认真回答。真正的工作和学习展现才艺，拿了冠军全家笑。祝你:学习成绩好，择校来清华。

41. University life is so perfect, and life is so exciting. After a decade of hard studying through the cold window, all I look forward to is today's college entrance examination. With full confidence and enthusiasm, I carefully read through the questions and answer them seriously. The real work and study show off one's talents, and when we win the championship, the whole family laughs. Wishing you: good academic performance, and choose Tsinghua University for your studies.

42. 20我室友都睡觉了，我偷偷喝碳酸饮料去西天占个位置，卷死他们。

42. 20 My roommates are all asleep, so I sneaked out to secure a spot in the West Paradise to outdo them.

43. 25个头大就一定厉害吗？恐龙不是照样灭绝了！

43. Is it true that being big-headed is always advantageous? Dinosaurs didn't survive either, did they!

44. 23男人的大脑喜欢女人的内心，但是眼睛喜欢女人的外表。

44. Men's brains prefer women's inner selves, but their eyes are drawn to women's appearances.

45. 每个女人都有一个最容易犯的错误，那就是反复无常。

45. Every woman has a most common fault, which is inconsistency.

46. 每次我一个人走夜路都好害怕，天这么黑，我这么美，真怕别人看不见啊。

46. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark out here, and I'm so beautiful; I'm really afraid that people won't see me.

47. 毕竟有回报，信心很重要；考前好好睡一觉，不用临时抱佛脚；不要搞乱生活习惯，好好吃喝；快高考了，放松点，多笑笑。出色的表现，成为目前的第一。祝高考顺利，成绩优异，万事如意！

47. After all, there is a return on investment, and confidence is very important; get a good night's sleep before the exam, don't study last-minute; don't disrupt your daily routine, eat and drink well; the college entrance examination is approaching, take it easy, and smile more. Excellent performance has made you the number one currently. Wishing you a smooth college entrance examination, excellent results, and everything goes well!

48. 考试来了，放下过去学习中的紧张，以平常心轻松面对。我相信你会得到你理想的结果。愿好运永远伴随你！

48. The exam is here, put aside the tension from past studies and face it with a calm mind. I believe you will achieve the result you desire. May good luck always accompany you!

49. 8有时候我想解释 但瞬间我就觉得 解你妈

49.8 Sometimes I want to explain, but then I feel like fuck off.

50. 骗子是这个世界上对你最真心的人，不过他是为了骗你。

50. The骗子 is the most sincere person to you in this world, but he is doing so in order to deceive you.

51. 16我考试的时候从来不紧张，而且等成绩的时候非常激动，就像机选了一注**，等待开奖的那种心情。

51. When I take exams, I am never nervous, and when I wait for my grades, I am extremely excited, just like when you pick a lottery ticket and wait for the draw to happen.

52. 3有些人一旦错过了 真他妈谢天谢地。

52. 3 Some people are truly thankful to God for missing it.

53. 参加选美的那些女人，都找不到好男人，因为好男人都结婚了，比如我。

53. The women who participate in beauty contests can't find good men, because all the good men are already married, like me.

54. 50下雨天就适合在家睡觉，晴天就适合出门走走，漫长岁月，居然没有一天适合上班。

54. On rainy days, it's perfect to sleep at home, and on sunny days, it's ideal to go out for a walk. Over the years, there hasn't been a single day that was suitable for going to work.

55. 16有些人一旦错过了 真他妈谢天谢地。

55. 16 Some people are truly grateful to heaven for missing it.

56. 47幸福的末班车不是没赶上，而是挤不上去。

56. Not missing the last bus to happiness, but being unable to get on it.

57. 8人活着一定别亏待自己，比如减肥这事离我太遥远了，还是吃碗里的肉更实际。

57. There are eight of us alive, so don't be too hard on yourself. For instance, losing weight is something that's too distant for me; it's more practical to enjoy the meat on my plate.

58. 21说了你又不听，听了你又不懂，懂了你又不做，做了你又做错，错了你又不认，认了你又不改，改了你又不服，不服你又不说！你要我怎么说你呢

58. You say that you won't listen when I speak, you won't understand when you listen, you won't act when you understand, you'll do it wrong when you act, you won't admit it when you're wrong, you won't change when you admit it, you won't be satisfied when you change, and you won't speak up when you're dissatisfied! What am I supposed to say to you then?

59. 穿梭于书海，做一条船，苦中有乐。现在信心满满地走进考场，决心写好人生。很有才华的人来答题，只学了五辆车就聪明了。今天拿了桂冠拿了冠军，生活充满了幸福。在全国高考日，祝同学们前程似锦。

59. Navigating through the sea of books, be a boat amidst the bitterness and joy. Now, with full confidence, I walk into the examination hall, determined to write a good life. Talented individuals come to answer the questions, and just by learning five cars, they become wise. Today, I have won the crown and the championship, and life is filled with happiness. On the National College Entrance Examination Day, wishing the students a bright future.

60. 凭什么我没有一个美得惊世骇俗的同桌，而我同桌却有。

60. Why do I not have a desk mate who is stunningly beautiful, while my desk mate does?

61. 13结婚就是给自由穿件棉衣，活动起来不方便，但会很温暖。

61. Marriage is like wrapping freedom in a cotton sweater; it may not be convenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

62. 12像我这样的姑娘，没有点体重能压得住美貌吗

62. 12 A girl like me, can't a bit of weight keep up with her beauty?

63. 11自习课，学霸在刷难题，普通学生在刷作业，而我在刷动态。

63.11 During self-study class, the top students are tackling difficult problems, average students are doing their homework, and I am scrolling through my social media feed.

64. 因为俺不是一个普通人，所以我一直都不说普通话。

64. Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.

65. 十几年的风霜只为今天的辉煌，十几年的奋斗只为创造神奇。七月之后，往事不提。7月以后金牌榜就记住了。高考后不要心急。报考的时候要认真记住。希望同学们游过那个荆棘，迎接下一个惊喜。

65. Decades of hardship have all been for today's brilliance, and years of struggle have all been for creating the miraculous. After July, let bygones be bygones. After July, the gold medal leaderboard will remember. Don't be anxious after the college entrance examination. Take careful note when applying for universities. I hope that everyone can navigate through the thorns and look forward to the next surprise.

66. 9没钱没时间旅游的话，买个地球仪吧。世界那么大，你不但可以看看，还可以转转。

66. If you don't have money or time for travel, get a globe instead. The world is so vast, and not only can you look at it, but you can also spin it around.

67. 6有很多事情你当时想不通，别着急，过一段时间你再想，就想不起来了。

67.6 There are many things you didn't understand at the time, don't rush, give it some time and when you think about it again, you'll forget about them.

68. 59为什么我的眼里常含泪水，因为我的同桌老给我丢人。

68. Why do my eyes often brim with tears? Because my classmate next to me keeps making a fool of me.

69. 世界上最遥远的距离是我开宝马堵车了，你却踩着飞鸽绝尘而去

69. The farthest distance in the world is when I'm stuck in a traffic jam driving a BMW, and you're soaring away on a pigeon.