1. 看你那表情，找人找来了就一副狗见到了主人一样粘了上去，似乎怕谁不知道你有人似的。

1. Just look at your expression; as soon as you find someone, you stick to them like a dog to its master, as if you're afraid that no one knows you have someone.

2. 脸上笑嘻嘻心里mmp，说的就是这个意思了。

2. The expression "face smiling while heart is saying mmp" captures this meaning exactly.

3. 脑壳发烧，神经错乱，整天求医，还是失败，活着残废，死了浪费。

3. Headaches and mental confusion, seeking medical treatment all day, yet still to no avail, living as a cripple, and dying is a waste.

4. 你滚起来我才知道你原来那么圆啊！滚的真好，停都停不下来。

4. It wasn't until I saw you roll that I realized how round you are! You rolled so well, I couldn't stop you even if I wanted to.

5. 你大哥拉破车、一直拉到耗子窝、耗子给你两块糖、你管耗子叫大娘。

5. Your older brother pulls a broken cart, keeps pulling it until he reaches the mouse den, and the mice give you two pieces of candy. You call the mice "auntie."

6. 你真是个笨蛋。你说你笨就笨吧，还是个蛋；你说你是蛋就蛋吧，还笨。

6. You're such an idiot. If you say you're dumb, you're not only dumb but also an egg; if you say you're an egg, you're still dumb.

7. 你是用屁眼子打字的？你是你麻痹，说这个说那个还以为你是一个野种孤儿呢。

7. Are you typing with your asshole? You're a f*cker, talking about this and that, thinking you're some bastard orphan.

8. 该词的走红时间为2017年的9月份，源自于走红网络的一张洪水当中被众人解救出来的一头网络猪的照片，被网友们制作成了相关的表情包从而开始不断地走红网络。

8. The popularity of this word began in September 2017, originating from a photo of an internet pig being rescued from a flood that went viral on the internet. Netizens created related emoticons, which then started to spread rapidly on the internet.

9. 就你这三分不值二分东西，还想跟我们这号人套近乎，也不看你是什么东西。

9. You're worth less than two and a half out of three, and you still want to get close to people like us? You don't even know what you are.

10. 以你的理解能力，我解释了你也不见得懂，所以你就继续渺茫把。

10. With your comprehension ability, even I explain it, you might not understand it either, so just continue to be confused.

11. 如今的社会禽兽越来越多，我原谅你为了保住尊贵的禽兽地位而更禽兽。

11. Nowadays, there are more and more beasts in society, and I forgive you for being more beastly in order to maintain your dignified status as a beast.

12. 你这种智商有问题的人，早就应该剥夺你的所有权利，我建议你啃点核桃补补脑。

12. You, a person with an IQ problem, should have had all your rights stripped away long ago. I suggest you chew on some walnuts to give your brain a boost.

13. 从猴子变成人需要成千上万年，而你从人变成猴子也就立马的事情。

13. It takes tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into a human, but it's an instant process for a human to transform into a monkey.

14. 别叼着根烟在我面前装大爷，你娘我混的时候你还在你爹蛋里玩泥巴。

14. Don't puff on a cigarette in front of me and act like a big shot; when I was mixing it up, you were still playing in your dad's belly, making mud.

15. 骂人别人脸皮厚就说蚊子应该很难订到你吧蚊子奋斗了一晚上都没劲了。

15. When someone curses others and says they are too thick-skinned, they might joke that it must be really hard to catch a mosquito, because the mosquito fought all night and was exhausted.

16. 你比禽兽都禽兽，比禽兽都不如，我真的不知道这么多年你是怎么活下来的，怎么没人被抓起来。

16. You're more beastly than beasts, and less than beasts. I truly don't know how you've managed to survive all these years, and how no one has been caught.

17. B铅笔都描绘不出你奇葩的人生，畜生一词都形容不出你的扭曲的性格。

17. Even a B pencil can't draw your bizarre life, and the word "畜生" (beast) can't describe your twisted character.

18. 温馨提醒：现在是和谐社会，网络也不是法外之地，请各位网友谨慎发言，文明发言，以免给他人和自己带来不必要的麻烦。

18. Gentle Reminder: We are living in a harmonious society, and the internet is not a place beyond the law. Please, all netizens, be cautious in your speech, speak civilly, to avoid unnecessary trouble for both yourselves and others.

19. 世界上最远的距离，不是生与死的距离，而是我站在你身边，你他娘的却在玩手机。

19. The farthest distance in the world is not the one between life and death, but when I stand by your side, you're f***ing playing with your phone.

20. 突然有种想学习的强烈的欲望，还好我自制力比较强，一会儿就压下去了。

20. Suddenly, there was a strong desire to learn, luckily I have a strong sense of self-control and I suppressed it in a while.

21. ***是练剑的吧？生你的时候也练了吧？难怪会生出你这银剑。

21. ***Are you training in swordsmanship? Were you practicing even when you were born? That's why you turned out to be this silver sword.

22. 好马不吃回头草，所以我一直不回头向前绕圈走，结果我又碰上那草了。

22. A good horse doesn't eat the same pasture twice, so I kept walking forward in circles and eventually bumped into that grass again.

23. 真不知道有的人脸皮怎么能那么厚，一身屎味还说自己有洁癖。

23. I really don't know how some people can be so shameless, they smell like feces yet claim to have a compulsion for cleanliness.

24. 一时兴起，拿你的照片做桌面，TMD居然中了电脑病毒。

24. On a whim, I used your photo as the desktop background, and lo and behold, I ended up with a computer virus.

25. 你真的要回去好好的问下你父母为什么生出你这个低能儿，真是不让人省心啊！

25. You really need to go back and ask your parents why they gave birth to such an IQ-lacking child, truly a headache for anyone!

26. 你那头圆的，真是绝了，苹果都描述不了，你那简直就是篮球，让人看到就想打。

26. The roundness of your head is just incredible, it can't even be described by apples. It's like a basketball, just looking at it makes one want to play with it.

27. 只要你是我的朋友，哪怕十恶不赦，为天地所不容，我也要站在你身边。

27. As long as you are my friend, even if you are as guilty as the worst of sinners and not tolerated by heaven and earth, I will stand by your side.

28. 我是素质好，但是不是所有人都有我这样的素质，我劝你还是回粪坑吧，人类的世界太复杂，不是蛆虫能生存的。

28. I have good character, but not everyone has the character like mine. I advise you to go back to the dung pit. The world of humans is too complex, not a maggot can survive.

29. 当初是***被驴日了，还是你爸日驴了，还是你家本来就是纯种驴？

29. Which one is it, was it you who was mounted by a donkey, or was it your dad who mounted a donkey, or is your family naturally purebred donkeys?

30. 我看你就是被狗从屁眼里拉出的屎货，还有逼脸出来丢人现眼？长的像坨屎还在那里冒烟子。

30. I see you're just some piece of shit that the dog dragged out from its asshole. Do you still have the face to come out and make a fool of yourself? You look like a pile of shit and you're still smoking there.

31. 磨磨唧唧的那么久还说不出一句话，你便秘很久了吧？要不要我给你买点脑残药啊！

31. You've been dilly-dallying for so long and still can't say a word. Have you been constipated for a long time? Should I buy you some brain-dead medicine?

32. 同样是拿望远镜，在战场上被人称为将军，在家里就变成流氓了。

32. The same telescope, on the battlefield, makes one a general, but at home, it turns one into a rascal.

33. 今天总算是见识到了什么叫不要脸了，你也算是前无古人后无来者了！

33. Today, I've finally seen what it means to have no shame! You truly are someone without precedent or successor!

34. 若你能给我最深的情只是暧昧，那我能给你最好的爱也只有AV。

34. If the deepest emotion you can offer me is ambiguity, then the best love I can give you is also only porn.

35. 你在社会的最低层，垃圾中的渣子，渣子中的败类，败类中的人渣，人渣中的的残渣。

35. You are at the bottom of society, the scum of the garbage, the worst of the scum, the scum among the lowlifes, and the dregs among the worst.

36. ***怎么教你的？有人生没人养的东西，天天就知道在人面前丢人现眼。

36. ***How did you teach them? There are things that have no parents and only know how to make a fool of themselves in front of others every day.

37. 就你那鸟样还整得跟个吉娃娃卖烧烤串似得，重口味卖得都是巨根火腿吧。

37. With your bird-like appearance, you're acting like a Chihuahua selling barbecue skewers, selling heavy-duty ham sticks, I suppose.

38. 你爸我当初真后悔当初没把你给掐死，现在就开始祸害人间了。

38. I really regretted not killing you when I had the chance, now you've started to cause trouble in the world.

39. 你是不是每次拉完屎，然后又自己舔干净了，还到处炫耀自己拉屎很香。

39. Do you clean yourself after every bowel movement, then proudly show off how fragrant your feces are?

40. 见到他头发满多的，说他怎么营养都给头发了，脑袋却空空的！

40. Saw him with a lot of hair, and said how he could give all the nutrition to his hair and yet his head is empty!

41. 你说说你，就因为你，墓地都涨价了！怕你去了后地表面污染啊！

41. You talk about yourself! It's all because of you that the prices of cemeteries have gone up! I'm afraid that once you're gone, the ground will be polluted!

42. 姑娘，被耍了吧，被甩了吧，伤心了吧，痛哭了吧，你活该，信什么不好非要信爱情。

42. Young miss, were you played for a fool? Were you dumped? Are you heartbroken? Have you been crying? You deserved it. Why must you believe in love when there are so many other things to believe in?

43. 这个我知道，不过我提醒大家，一定要注意，不要乱用，更不要乱说这三个字母哦！！

43. I know this, but I want to remind everyone, please be careful not to misuse, and definitely not to abuse these three letters!!!

44. 你别和我说话，因为我听不懂，在别人的眼中看来，我和一条猪在吵架是一件很愚蠢的事。

44. Don't talk to me, because I can't understand. In others' eyes, it's quite foolish for me to argue with a pig.

45. 你从小缺钙，长大缺爱，姥姥不疼，舅舅不爱。左脸欠抽，右脸欠踹。驴见驴踢，猪见猪踩。天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍！后天属核桃的，欠捶！终生属破摩托的，欠踹！找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧！你说你，爷爷我教你练刀，你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱！金剑不练，练银剑！给你剑仙你不当，赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人！真是的，何必呢？！因为所以,科学道理;不但而且,我是恁爹冭 看你玉树临风，英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，人见人爱，花见花开，想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽看看啊，你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦！现在把你丢到厕所里，厕所都能吐了，把你扔进黑洞里，黑洞也能自我爆炸了！快过节了，送你一副对联：上联：树不要皮，必死无疑下联：人不要脸，天下无敌横批：人之贱无敌一巴掌把你打到墙上扣都扣不下来!!!你长得挺有创意,活得挺有勇气,丑不是你的本意,是上帝在发脾气你老说你女朋友长得漂亮,有钱,长得是有钱,长得跟前列线似的,人贱一辈子 猪贱一刀子活着浪费空气 死了浪费土地 在家浪费RMB中国那么多兵器你不学，偏学剑；上剑不学学下剑；下剑招式那么多，你学醉剑；剑铁剑你不学，去学银剑！终于，你练成了武林绝学：醉银剑！最后达到人剑合一的境界－－－剑人水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。

45. You were short on calcium when you were young, and short on love when you grew up. Your grandmother didn't care for you, and your uncle didn't love you. Your left cheek is for a slap, and your right cheek is for a kick. Horses kick horses, and pigs trample pigs. You were born under the sign of the cucumber, you're for a slap! Later, under the sign of the walnut, you're for a hammer! For life, under the sign of the broken motorcycle, you're for a kick! Find a wife who's like a screw, you're for a twist! You, I'm going to teach you to practice the sword, but you practice the sword, and you practice the贱! You don't practice the golden sword, but you practice the silver sword! You're given the sword fairy and you don't take it, you're given the sword god and you don't do it, you have to be a dead skin, crying and shouting to be a sword person! What's the matter, why? Because so, scientific reason; not only but also, I am such a father. Looking at you, you are as tall and elegant as a jade tree, handsome, charming, and beloved by all, flowers bloom wherever you go. I'm sure you must be the top of the trash, the most despicable of the beasts. Look at your little face, it's as thin as a pig's! Now if you throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, and if you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will self-destruct! It's almost time for the holidays, so I give you a couplet: Top line: Trees without bark will surely die. Bottom line: People without face are invincible. Horizontal: The贱 of humanity is invincible. One slap will knock you against the wall and you can't even pull it off!!! You have a lot of creativity in your appearance and a lot of courage in your life. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is angry. You always say your girlfriend is beautiful, rich, and beautiful, and she is rich, and looks like the front line. You are a贱 for life. Living is a waste of air, and dying is a waste of land. At home, you waste RMB. China has so many weapons, but you don't learn them, you learn the sword; you don't learn the upper sword, but you learn the lower sword; there are so many lower sword techniques, you learn the drunk sword; you don't learn the iron sword, but you learn the silver sword! Finally, you have mastered the ultimate martial arts: the Drunk Silver Sword! Finally, you reach the realm of unity between man and sword – sword person. Water is too clear and there are no fish, and people are too贱 and invincible.

46. 整天跟这个关系好，那个关系好，到头来不过你在别人眼里算什么呢。

46. All day long being good with this person and that person, in the end, what do you amount to in others' eyes?

47. 你脑子是不是有一半是空的，我建议你去复印店把你剩下来的脑子复制过去。

47. Is half of your brain empty? I suggest you go to a copy shop and copy the rest of your brain over there.

48. 你不是脑子不好，就是缺根线儿；你心脏挺健康的，就是缺个眼儿。

48. You must either have a faulty brain or be a bit out of it; your heart is quite healthy, but you seem to be lacking a bit of vision.

49. 就算是一坨屎，也有遇见屎壳郎的那天。所以你大可不必为今天的自己有太多担忧。

49. Even a pile of shit will meet its dung beetle one day. So there's no need to worry too much about yourself today.

50. ***是靠卖逼把你养大的吧，到你这代还能继续卖逼，真的是母业女继承啊。

50. *** Did you get raised by selling your body? You can still sell it in your generation, it's truly a family business passed down from mother to daughter.

51. 敢惹我，把你名字电话发到猫扑大杂烩上让MOPPER喷死你。

51. Dare to惹 me, and I'll send your name and phone number to the Mop Top's Miscellaneous Page so MOPPER can roast you.

52. 诶！我昨天在电视上看到个介绍心理医生的，很适合你啊，哪天你去看看呗。

52. Hey! I saw an introduction to a psychologist on TV yesterday, which is very suitable for you. How about you go and see one some day?

53. 看你这尖嘴猴腮样，长的那么丑还每天学人家自拍，太恶心人了。

53. Look at your sharp-nosed, monkey-like face. You're so ugly yet you still take selfies every day, it's really gross.

54. 如今是你踩死了我这颗心，连对陌生人的恻隐与仁慈你都忘了。

54. Now it is you who have crushed this heart of mine, even the compassion and sympathy for strangers you have forgotten.

55. 趁我还能说话，四肢还健全，我想怎么逆天都行，不然我老了，我就只能后悔。

55. As long as I can still speak and my limbs are still intact, I can do whatever I want against the heavens. Otherwise, when I get old, I will only regret it.

56. 天天就到处黑是这个黑那个，不就是想告诉别人你不是白痴么？

56. Every day, it's this black thing and that black thing. Isn't that just trying to tell others that you're not an idiot?

57. 自己没学问就不要胡乱卖弄，省得太阳老兄笑你没内涵，不懂得说话的艺术。

57. If you lack knowledge, don't act smart offensively; it saves Sun elder brother from laughing at your lack of depth and your ignorance of the art of speaking.

58. 总觉得，床吧，铺得太整齐，会有点安度晚年的意思。恩，还是凌乱些，比较有朝气。

58. It always feels like, you know, a neatly made bed has a certain sense of comfortably approaching old age. Hmm, I think a bit of messier is more energetic.

59. 您别说话了，再说话我就该吐了！你说话的气味太污染我周围的空气了。

59. Stop talking, or I'm going to be sick! The smell of your words is polluting the air around me.

60. 在你面前有必要素质么？也不知道去电线杆子下撒泡尿看看你那人神共愤的狗样。

60. Is it necessary to have certain qualities in front of you? I also don't know if you have urinated under the electric pole to take a look at your despicable dog-like appearance.

61. 跟一个你视为他为狗的人将素质，你真心逗B，脑子也秀逗了吧！

61. To follow someone whom you consider to be a dog and maintain your standards, you genuinely mock B, but your mind must be going astray!

62. 知道为什么装逼吗？**的身子烈女的B。知道为什么装纯吗？大奶的样貌**的命。

62. Know why they act pretentiously? It's because of **B's fierce womanly body**. Know why they act innocent? It's because of **the appearance of someone with large breasts**.

63. 买石榴的时候我故意选长得丑的那个，免得它身旁那些又大又光滑的王八蛋太***沾沾自喜。

63. When I bought pomegranates, I deliberately chose the ugly one so as not to let those big and smooth bastards next to it get too proud.

64. 你能讲文明，讲素质的时候，我想是我再次投胎做人的时候。

64. When you can speak with civilization and素质, I think it's time for me to be reborn as a human again.

65. 你个细胞对出来的废物，出来就是污染社会空气，败坏社会风气。

65. Your cell excretes waste, and when it comes out, it pollutes the social atmosphere and corrupts the social风气.

66. 看你这样就知道，你肯定从小缺钙，长大缺爱，姥姥不疼，舅舅不爱。

66. Just by looking at you, it's clear that you were deficient in calcium since childhood, and you were short on love as you grew up. Your grandmother didn't care for you, and your uncle didn't love you.

67. 不论用什么样犀利的文字都无法表达我内心此刻对你的愤慨，我劝你还是**算了。

67. No matter how sharp the words, they cannot express the anger I feel in my heart towards you at this moment. I advise you to just let it go.

68. 你们家以前很穷后来很富，原来是你家的贱货们都出去**赚精子养全家了。

68. Your family was once very poor and then became very rich. It turns out that it was because your family's sluts all went out to **earn sperm to support the whole family.**

69. 傻B卵蛋、脑残孙子，有种去外星球射啊，活在地球上太浪费了。

69. Foolish son of a bitch, brain-dead grandson, if you're so brave, go shoot on another planet, it's a waste of life living on Earth.

70. 孩子，这个时代不适合你，你活着你就是悲剧，你死了你也成不了喜剧。

70. Child, this era is not suited for you; your life is a tragedy, and even if you die, you won't become a comedy.

71. 你看看你那屎样，回家呆着去吧。别出来印象社会形象，看见你那张脸我我怕我会有高原反应。

71. Look at you, you're a mess. Go home and stay there. Don't come out and ruin the public image, seeing your face makes me fear I might have altitude sickness.

72. 我端详着你的脸，那是一张摩擦系数极大的脸，使我身临其境的体会到那个久远的年代。

72. I gazed upon your face, which is a face with an extremely high coefficient of friction, making me immerse myself in the distant era.

73. 声音难听就算了，还硬说你那个让人踢碎的嗓子唱歌像tm阿杜。

73. The sound is ugly enough, but you also insist that your voice, which is so bad it can be kicked to pieces, sounds like f*cking A Du.

74. 操***，日子那么难过像被人强奸了，但是经典***说与其挣扎不如学会享受！

74. Fu***, life is so hard like being raped, but the classic saying goes, it's better to learn to enjoy it than to struggle!

75. 不要去乞求怜悯，嗟来的是廉价的，赶上的是便宜的，这个社会显然不相信眼泪。

75. Do not beg for mercy; what is offered is cheap, and what is caught is inexpensive. This society clearly does not believe in tears.

76. 没事别上街，上街还给人家司机添麻烦，被车撞了你就算了，车轮什么的弄脏了得洗，司机多亏啊！

76. Don't go out unless it's necessary. If you do go out, it's trouble for the drivers too. You can get hit by a car, but think about the mess – the tires get dirty and need washing, it's a real hassle for the driver!

77. 我说话从来不指名道姓的骂你谁谁谁，你理亏你就对号入座，你想太多我也没法，脑子在你身上。

77. I never call you out by name when I speak, if you feel guilty, just match the description. If you overthink it, there's nothing I can do, the brain is in your head.