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1. 别想一下造出大海,必须先由小河川开始。

1. Don't think of creating the sea at once; you must start with small rivers.

2. 人越是得意的事情,越爱隐藏,越是痛苦的事情越爱小题大作。

2. The more pleased a person is about something, the more they tend to hide it; the more painful the matter, the more they tend to make a big deal out of it.

3. 现代的婚姻是情感的产物,更是竞争的结晶。

3. Modern marriage is the product of emotion, and even more so the crystallization of competition.

4. 我们在扣扣里有聊不完的话,可现实见了面都一句都说不出来就像陌生人一样。

4. We have endless things to talk about on QQ, but when we meet in real life, we can't say a single word as if we're strangers.

5. 但两个人相遇,接下来的不是故事就是事故。

5. But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

6. 人都有以第一印象定好坏的习惯,认为一个人好时,就会爱屋及乌,认为一个人不好时,就会全盘否认。

6. People all have the habit of judging others based on first impressions, and when they think someone is good, they will love them as a whole; when they think someone is bad, they will deny them entirely.

7. 不要和我比懒,我懒得和你比。

7. Don't compare laziness with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

8. 我以后的老公绝对是个路痴,不然怎么连现在也没有找到我!

8. My future husband is definitely a lost soul, otherwise how could he not have found me even now!

9. 三流的化妆是脸上的化妆;二流的化妆是精神的化妆;一流的化妆是生命的化妆。

9. Mediocre makeup is makeup on the face; good makeup is makeup of the spirit; top-notch makeup is makeup of life.

10. 恋爱是想一个人的心,婚姻是拴一个人的心,爱情是吞一个人的心。

10. Love is the heart longing for someone, marriage is the heart tied to someone, and romance is the heart consumed by someone.

11. 人的本性就是贪婪,但没有贪婪社会就不会进步。

11. Human nature is greedy, but without greed, society would not progress.

12. 企业一定要有偷不去、买不来、拆不开、带不走,溜不掉的独特资源。

12. A company must have unique resources that cannot be stolen, bought, disassembled, taken away, or slipped away.

13. 人生舞台的大幕随时都可能拉开,关键是你愿意表演,还是选择躲避。

13. The curtain of the stage of life may be drawn at any time, the key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid it.

14. 你让我滚,我滚了。你让我回来,对不起,滚远了。

14. You told me to get out, so I got out. You told me to come back, sorry, I've rolled too far away.

15. 不要等待机会,而要创造机会。

15. Do not wait for opportunities, but create them.

16. 博识家的话多浅,专门家的话多悖。

16. The words of the learned are often shallow, and the words of the specialists are often paradoxical.

17. 人如果靠吃饭活着,那饭不叫饭,叫饲料。

17. If a person lives by eating, then that food is not called food; it's called feed.

18. 当你感到悲哀痛苦时,最好是去学些什么东西。学习会使你永远立于不败之地。

18. When you feel sad and distressed, the best thing to do is to learn something. Learning will keep you forever on the winning side.

19. 童年的无知可爱,少年的无知可笑;青年的无知可怜;中年的无知可叹,老年的无知可悲。

19. Innocence in childhood is adorable, innocence in youth is laughable; innocence in youth is pitiful; innocence in middle age is sigh-worthy, and innocence in old age is tragic.

20. 人不应当害怕死亡,他所应害怕的是未曾真正地生活。

20. People should not fear death, but what they should fear is never truly having lived.

21. 谈一次恋爱,少一个朋友。

21. Have a romance, lose a friend.

22. 大部分人一辈子只做三件事:自欺、欺人、被人欺!

22. Most people only do three things in their lifetime: deceive themselves, deceive others, and be deceived by others!

23. 不要和我比懒,我懒得和你比!

23. Don't compare laziness with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

24. 对不起,长不出你想要的样子。

24. Sorry, it can't grow into the shape you want.

25. 不是变化快,而是你太菜。

25. It's not that the changes are happening too fast; it's that you're just too bad at it.

26. 人允许一个陌生人的发迹,却不能容忍一个身边人的晋升。因为同一层次的人之间存在着对比、利益的冲突,而与陌生人不存在这方面的问题。

26. People may allow a stranger to rise to prominence, but they cannot tolerate the advancement of someone close to them. This is because there are comparisons and conflicts of interest among people of the same level, while such issues do not exist with strangers.

27. 女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷!

27. A woman dresses to please those who please her, and a man is impoverished by those who please him!

28. 一个人幸运的前提,其实是他有能力改变自己。

28. The premise of one's luck, in fact, is his ability to change himself.

29. 任何一个傻瓜都会引诱一个姑娘;但是知道怎样离开她只有成熟男人才能做到。

29. Any fool can seduce a girl; but knowing how to leave her is only something a mature man can do.

30. 生命的本身就是挣扎和矛盾,上帝造人比别的动物多了一份灵性、和。而这三种使人类永远在挣扎和矛盾中翻滚和浮沉,而从中去寻找是一种生命的意义。

30. Life itself is a struggle and a contradiction. God created humans with an extra dose of spirituality and harmony. These three factors keep humans constantly rolling and floating in struggles and contradictions, and finding meaning from them is a part of the significance of life.

31. 你只适合想念,不适合见面。

31. You are only suited for longing, not for meeting.

32. 帅有个屁用!到头来还不是被卒吃掉!

32. What good is being a general! In the end, aren't you just eaten by the pawn!

33. 阿谀人人喜,直言个个嫌。

33. Adulation pleases everyone, but straightforward speech is disliked by all.

34. 废话是人际关系的第一句!

34. Filler words are the first sentence in human relationships!

35. 积极思考造成积极人生,消极思考造成消极人生。

35. Positive thinking leads to a positive life, while negative thinking leads to a negative life.

36. 别人的钱财乃我的身外之物!

36. Other people's money is my extraneous property!

37. 你曾经有没有把某人的说说全部看完却从不评论。

37. Have you ever gone through someone's posts without leaving any comments, even after reading all of them?

38. 你讲我坏话时能不能别添油加醋,以为炒菜啊。

38. Can you stop adding fuel to the fire when you gossip about me, thinking you're cooking a dish?

39. 明智的人决不坐下来为失败而哀号,他们一定乐观地寻找。

39. Wise people never sit down to wail over failure; they must optimistically seek solutions.

40. 能弯腰为你系鞋带的男人永远比只会帮你**服的男人好。

40. A man who can bend down to tie your shoes is always better than one who only serves you.

41. 一恋爱就老婆老婆的。负责任的又有几个?

41. As soon as they fall in love, they start calling each other "my wife" and "my husband." How many of them are actually responsible?

42. 其实喜欢一个女生就多买东西给她吃。吃胖了,没人追了,就是你的了。

42. In fact, if you like a girl, just buy more food for her to eat. Once she gains weight and no one chases after her, she's yours.

43. 学习要加,骄傲要减,机会要乘,懒惰要除。

43. Add learning, subtract pride, multiply opportunities, and divide laziness.

44. 财富就像海水,饮得越多,渴得越厉害;名望实际上也是。

44. Wealth is like the sea; the more you drink, the thirstier you become; fame is actually the same.

45. 生的伟大,死在花下!

45. Great in life, dying beneath the flowers!

46. 如果你借太多的钱给一个人,你会令此人变成坏人。

46. If you lend too much money to a person, you will turn that person into a bad one.

47. 不要慨叹生活底痛苦!慨叹是弱者。

47. Do not lament the sufferings of life! Lamenting is the characteristic of the weak.

48. 怀才就像怀孕,时间久了才能让人看出来。

48. Talent is like pregnancy; it takes time for people to notice.

49. 要在江湖混,最好是光棍!

49. To thrive in the江湖, it's best to be a bachelor!

50. 耐心和持久胜过激烈和狂热。

50. Patience and perseverance outweigh intensity and enthusiasm.

51. 只要锄头舞的好,那有墙角挖不倒?

51. As long as the hoe is danced well, can there be any corner of the wall that can't be dug down?

52. 唯女人与英语难过也,唯老婆与工作难找也!

52. Only women and English are hard to get over, and only a wife and a job are hard to find!

53. 不停地把QQ分组开了又关。关了又开,看着那些在线的人,却找不到一个可以聊天的人。

53. Constantly opening and closing QQ groups, watching those online, but unable to find someone to chat with.

54. 不怕被人利用,就怕你没用!

54. Don't be afraid of being exploited; what you should fear is being useless!

55. 婚姻的杀手有时不是外遇,而是时间。

55. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not infidelity, but time.

56. 有所得是低级快乐,无所求是高级快乐。

56. Having something is the joy of a lower level, while not seeking anything is the joy of a higher level.

57. 人之所以有一张嘴,而有两只耳朵,原因是听的要比说的多一倍。

57. The reason why humans have one mouth and two ears is that we should listen twice as much as we speak.

58. 人生的价值,即以其人对于当代所做的工作为尺度。

58. The value of life is measured by the work that a person does for the contemporary era.

59. 有钱人终成眷属!

59. Wealthy people will eventually be matched with their soulmates!

60. 人生自古谁无死,哪个拉屎不用纸!

60. Since ancient times, who among us has not died? Who does not use paper for defecation!

61. 一个女人喜欢一个男人时,她希望听到谎言;当一个女人厌恶一个男人时,她希望听到真理。

61. When a woman likes a man, she wants to hear lies; when a woman dislikes a man, she wants to hear the truth.

62. 敌人变成战友多半是为了生存,战友变成敌人多半是为了金钱。

62. Most of the time, enemies become comrades for survival, and comrades become enemies for money.

63. 你认为自己是什么样的人,就将成为什么样的人。

63. You will become the kind of person you think you are.

64. 有些人曾经是朋友,告白了以后,连朋友都做不成。?>

64. Some people were once friends, but after confessing, they couldn't even be friends anymore.

65. 一个人越在意的地方,就是最令他自卑的地方。

65. The more a person cares about it, the more it is the place that makes them feel inferior.

66. 你的脸是为了呈现上帝赐给人类最贵重的礼物微笑,一定要成为你工作最大的资产。

66. Your face is meant to present a smile, the most precious gift God has bestowed upon humanity. It must be the greatest asset in your work.

67. 你们所多的是生力,遇见深林,可以辟成平地的,遇见旷野,可以栽种树木,遇见沙漠,可以开掘井泉的。

67. You have abundant vitality; where there is dense forest, you can clear it to make it flat ground; where there is wilderness, you can plant trees; where there is desert, you can dig wells and springs.

68. 没有口水与汗水,就没有成功的泪水。

68. Without saliva and sweat, there would be no tears of success.

69. 天才失败了就是蠢才!

69. Genius failed is a fool!

70. 每一个嘴上说不想谈恋爱的人,心里都装着一个不可能的人。

70. Everyone who says they don't want to be in a relationship has someone impossible hidden in their heart.

71. 你不要像垃圾桶一样,一直装啊装啊装啊装。

71. Don't keep filling yourself up like a trash can, keep filling and filling and filling.

72. 千磨万击还坚劲,任尔东西南北风。

72. Through a thousand grindings and a thousand strikes, it remains strong; let the winds of the east, west, south, and north buffet as they may.

73. 让你笑到没心没肺的那个人,是最爱你的人。让你哭到撕心裂肺的那个人,是你最爱的人。

73. The person who makes you laugh until you have no heart left is the one who loves you the most. The person who makes you cry until your heart is torn apart is the one you love the most.

74. 等到我结婚喝喜酒那天,就把我老公的前女友和那些搞不清楚的女人单独弄一桌,然后我挨个敬酒。

74. On the day of my wedding and the wedding banquet, I will have my husband's ex-girlfriend and those unclear women sit at a separate table, and then I will toast to each of them individually.

75. 男人最骄傲的人不是拥有过多少女人,而是他的女人,愿意为他拒绝多少男人。

75. The proudest man is not the one who has had how many women, but the one whose women are willing to reject how many men for him.