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笑破天际:经典搞笑名言名句,让你的笑声比太阳还要灿烂!

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1. 有朝一日权在手,杀尽天下负我狗。

1. Someday when I hold power in my hands, I will kill all the dogs that have wronged me.

2. 23不好轻视失败者的劝告,他在不就应做什么的问题上是权威。

2. Do not undervalue the advice of the defeated; he is the authority on what should not be done.

3. 14由预想进行于实行,由希望变为成功,原是人生事业展进的正道。——丰子恺

3. From anticipation to implementation, from hope to success, this is the true path of progress in life and career. - Feng Zikai

4. 27微笑可以缩短人与人之间的距离,让陌生人对你敞开心扉;微笑可以减轻痛苦和伤悲,笑对挫折会使你信心百倍;微笑可以让幸福降临,健康的生活快乐时刻伴随。世界微笑日到了,愿你永远微笑,幸福一生!

4. A smile can bridge the distance between people, making strangers open their hearts to you; a smile can alleviate pain and sorrow, and facing setbacks with a smile will fill you with confidence; a smile can bring happiness, and a healthy life will be filled with joyful moments. As World Smile Day approaches, may you always smile and enjoy a happy life!

5. 我谈过最长的恋爱,就是自恋,我爱自己,没有情敌。

5. The longest love story I've ever had is with myself. I love myself, and I have no rivals.

6. 都说人丑就要多读书,难怪我妈从小就说我不是读书的料。

6. They always say if you're ugly, you should read more. No wonder my mom has been saying since I was little that I'm not cut out for reading.

7. 4如果很不幸遇上了一个以上床为目的,对你始乱终弃的男人,请先微笑,然后鄙视他:你是我这辈子遇见的最龌龊最无能的男人。然后用最美的方式头也不要回的离开。

7. If, unfortunately, you meet a man who has no intention of anything more than a one-night stand and then abandons you, first smile, then disdain him: You are the most despicable and incompetent man I have ever met in my life. And then leave in the most graceful way, without even looking back.

8. 9苦难发展我们这种非凡的作用,不向暴风雨低头,灾难来了,也能处之泰然。——巴尔扎克

8. 9 Suffering develops this extraordinary role of ours, not to bow down to the storms, and when disaster comes, we can handle it calmly as well. — Balzac

9. 在所有的失败中,想说俏皮话却没有说成是最大的失败,而说得拖泥带水则是更惨的失败。兰多尔

9. Among all failures, not being able to say a witty remark is the greatest, and being overly verbose is an even worse failure. —Randall

10. 现代的命运,取决于青年人崇高而奔放的激一情。――德恩格斯

10. The destiny of modern times depends on the noble and passionate enthusiasm of the youth. -- Friedrich Engels

11. 21多受痛苦的折磨,见闻会渐渐增多。——荷马

11. The more one endures suffering, the more one will gradually come to perceive and understand it. - Homer

12. 熟读唐诗三百首,不会作诗也会吟。 —— 孙洙

12. If one has thoroughly studied the Three Hundred Tang Poems, one will be able to recite poems even if one is not able to compose them. —— Sun Zhu

13. 13困境中微笑面对,这个微笑不是没有意义的微笑,而是对自己的一种鼓励,一种自信。

13. Smile in the face of adversity; this smile is not a meaningless smile, but an encouragement to oneself and a sense of confidence.

14. 12天空虽有乌云,但乌云的上面,永远会有太阳在照耀。——三浦绫子

14. Even though there are dark clouds in the sky on the 12th day, above the dark clouds, the sun will always shine brightly. — Rinko Uchida

15. 24微笑是一种气质,气质得宜于修养;修养是一种境界,境界需要磨练;城市中受约束的是生命,不受约束的是心情,只要心情晴朗,人生就没有雨天。

15. A smile is a temperament, a temperament that is conducive to cultivation; cultivation is a realm, a realm that requires refinement; what is constrained in the city is life, while what is not constrained is the mood. As long as the mood is bright, life will not have rainy days.

16. 很多我们以为一辈子都不会忘记的事情,就在我们念念不忘的日子里,被我们遗忘了。

16. Many things that we thought we would never forget are forgotten in the days when we keep thinking about them.

17. 比遇见一个泼妇更让人头痛的是……同时遇见两个泼妇。

17. It's even more of a headache to encounter two shrews than to meet just one...

18. 15如果没有人向我们提供失败的教训,我们将一事无成。我们思考的轨道是在正确和错误之间二者择一,而且错误的选择和正确的选择的频率相等。——刘易斯托马斯

18. 15 If no one provides us with the lessons of failure, we will achieve nothing. Our train of thought is between choosing either right or wrong, and the frequency of the wrong choice is equal to the frequency of the right choice. - Lewis Thomas

19. 21考虑再周密若有疏忽就可能失败,技艺再精巧若缺乏真诚也无法成功。——顾图河

19. 21 Consideration is thorough, and if there is any negligence, it may fail. Skills may be exquisite, but without sincerity, success is impossible. — Gu Tuhe

20. 4风一程,花一程,雪一程,月一程,一路走来,终于能坐一坐,看一看,赏一赏,笑一笑。

20. With each step, it's a breeze, a flower, a snowfall, a moonlight, as I journey along. Finally, I can sit down, take a look, appreciate, and smile.

21. 只要有勇气,生活就会变得美好。 —— 佚名

21. As long as there is courage, life will be beautiful. —— Anonymous

22. 10功名多向穷中立,祸患常从巧处生。——陆游

22. Many merits stand firmly amidst poverty, and misfortunes often arise from cunning. —— Lu You

23. 如果我们过于爽一快地承认失败,就可能使自己发觉不了我们非常接近于正确。卡尔波普尔

23. If we acknowledge failure too readily and quickly, we might fail to realize that we are very close to being correct. - Karl Popper

24. 败德之事非一,而酗酒者德必败,伤生之事非一,而好色者生必伤。金缨

24. There are many ways to indulge in vice, but those who are addicted to excessive drinking will inevitably lose their virtue. There are many things that can harm life, but those who indulge in sensual desires will inevitably harm their health. Jin Ying.

25. 8请相信,每一个成功者都是经历过无数次的失败在站起来的人。

25. 8 Believe that every successful person is someone who has stood up after countless failures.

26. 苦难是人生的老师。 —— 巴尔扎克

26. Suffering is the teacher of life. — Balzac

27. 没且件事是由一种原因引起的,而总是由多种原因引起的。 —— 汉姆生

27. No event is caused by a single reason; it is always caused by multiple reasons. —— Hamson

28. 虽然你只是第三次回眸,但我怎能想到这便是离别,总忆起你温柔清丽的面容,希望我们明天就能相逢。

28. Although it's only your third glance back, how could I have thought this would be parting? I always recall your gentle and beautiful face, hoping we can meet again tomorrow.

29. 27生活就是面对真实的微笑,就是越过障碍注视将来。——(法国)雨果

29. Life is about smiling in the face of reality, and looking towards the future while overcoming obstacles. — (France) Victor Hugo

30. 我也想轻看自己,可我的体重不允许。

30. I also want to undervalue myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

31. 老师本想对同学们说把掌声送给自己,可不小心说成把巴掌送给自己。说完,一同学"啪""啪"就给了自己两耳光。

31. The teacher originally wanted to tell the students to give themselves a round of applause, but accidentally said to give themselves a slap on the back. After saying it, one student "啪啪" slapped his own cheeks twice.

32. 失败之前无所谓高手,在失败的面前,谁都是凡人。普希金

32. There is no such thing as a master before failure; in the face of failure, everyone is an ordinary person. Pushkin

33. 那天老师问我为什么上课睡觉,我回了句医生说吃完药就得睡觉。

33. That day, the teacher asked me why I was sleeping in class, and I replied that the doctor said I had to sleep after taking the medicine.

34. 11失败是一种教育,知道什么叫“思考”的人,不管他是成功或失败,都能学到很多东西。——杜威

34. 11 Failure is an education. Those who know what "thinking" means can learn a lot, whether they are successful or not. — Dewey

35. 6天空虽有乌云,但乌云的上面,永远会有太阳在照耀。——三浦绫子

35.6 Even though there are dark clouds in the sky, above the clouds, there will always be the sun shining. - Mura Saiko

36. 不怕神一样的哥们,就怕狗一样的朋友。

36. We don't fear guys who are as formidable as gods, but we fear friends who are as cunning as dogs.

37. 3蚓无爪牙之利、筋骨之强,上食埃土,下饮黄泉,用心一也。——荀况

37. The earthworm has no sharp claws or strong limbs, yet it eats dust from above and drinks the essence of the underworld, all due to its single-minded focus. — Xun Kuang

38. 12一个人失败的最大原因,就是对于自己的能力永远不敢充分的信任;甚至自己认为必将失败无疑。——富兰克林

38. The greatest cause of a person's failure is that they never dare to fully trust in their own abilities; even to the point of believing that failure is inevitable. — Franklin

39. 19面对烦恼和忧愁,一笑而过是一种平和释然,然后努力化解,这是一种境界。

39. In the face of烦恼 (troubles) and忧愁 (grief), laughing it off is a peaceful release, and then striving to resolve them, which is a level of attainment.

40. 26应对烦恼和忧愁,一笑而过是一种平和释然,然后发奋化解,这是一种境界。

40. 26 In the face of烦恼 and worries, a smile as they pass is a peaceful release, and then to strive and resolve them, this is a level of accomplishment.

41. 每一个闹钟身边,都有一个不想起床的懒虫。

41. Beside every alarm clock, there's a lazy bug that doesn't want to get up.

42. 15幽默是心灵的微笑。最深刻的幽默是一颗受了致命伤的心灵发出的微笑。——周国平

42. 15 Humor is a smile of the soul. The deepest humor is a smile from a heart that has suffered a mortal wound. — Zhou Guoping

43. 许多赛跑的人失败,都是失败在最后几步。苏格拉底

43. Many runners fail, and their failure comes in the last few steps. - Socrates

44. 想匆匆忙忙地去完成一件事以期达到加快速度的目的,结果总是要失败的。伊索

44. Trying to rush through a task in order to speed things up always ends in failure. Aesop

45. 真理的大海,让未发现的一切事物躺卧在我的眼前,任我去探寻。 —— 牛顿

45. The ocean of truth, allowing all things yet to be discovered to lie before my eyes, for me to explore at will. —— Newton

46. 20突然间的,静静地想念,也许,是某一个人,亦或是某一段故事。曾以为固守一份执着是种坚强,一种希望;以为只要长大了,就可以时刻微笑。可是,当自己不再轻易哭泣时,才知道,成长的痛,比想象中还要锋利。

46. 20 Suddenly, there is a silent longing, perhaps for a certain person, or for a certain story. Once, I thought that holding onto a stubbornness was a kind of strength, a kind of hope; that as long as I grew up, I could always smile. However, when I no longer cried easily, I realized that the pain of growing up is sharper than I had imagined.

47. 我想把我的一生浓缩成一句笑话。

47. I want to compress my entire life into one joke.

48. 真幸运,在最美好的年华邂逅最美好的你们,即使青春不再,你们也是我最珍贵的记忆。

48. How fortunate it is that I met the best of you at the most beautiful time of my life. Even though youth has passed, you are still the most precious memories in my heart.

49. 大多数人是保守的,不轻易相信新事物,但能容忍对现实中的众多失败。卡莱尔

49. Most people are conservative, not easily believing in new things, but they can tolerate numerous failures in reality. Carlisle

50. 16当一个人镇定地承受着一个又一个重大不幸时,他灵魂的美就闪耀出来。这并不是因为他对此没有感觉,而是因为他是一个具有高尚和英雄性格的人。亚里士多德《尼可马克伦理学》

50. When a person calmly bears one重大 misfortune after another, the beauty of their soul shines forth. This is not because they are insensitive to it, but because they possess noble and heroic character. Aristotle, "Nicomachean Ethics"

51. 毕业了,你走了,我守着一颗真心呆呆的看着咱们毕业照你微笑的脸庞。

51. Graduated, you've gone, I'm left with a sincere heart, staring blankly at our graduation photo, your smiling face.

52. 没有经过实践检验的理论,不管它多么漂亮,都会失去分量,不会为人所承认;没有以有分量的理论作基础的实践一定会遭到失败。门捷列夫

52. Any theory that has not been tested by practice, no matter how beautiful it may be, will lose its weight and will not be recognized; any practice that is not based on a weighty theory is bound to fail. — Mendeleev

53. 靠自己名言靠自己劳动挣来的食物最好。 —— 布哈里

53. The best food is that which one earns through one's own sayings and the labor of one's own hands. — Bukhari

54. 世界上最讨人厌的一种话就是失败者的理由。李敖

54. The most irritating thing in the world is the excuse of a loser. - Li Ao

55. 信仰的价值恐怕胜于真理的价值吧!真理不讲情,但信仰却具有慈母之心,科学对于我们的渴望是冷淡的,而信仰却安慰我们。阿密埃尔

55. The value of faith may be greater than the value of truth! Truth does not indulge sentimentality, but faith has the heart of a loving mother. Science may be indifferent to our desires, but faith consoles us. — Amiel

56. 国家的统一,人民的团结,国内各民族的团结,这就是我们的事业必定要胜利的 基本保证。在当前,加强党的团结,加强党与人民群众的团结,具有特殊意义。 —— 毛泽东

56. The unity of the state, the unity of the people, and the unity of the various ethnic groups within the country, this is the fundamental guarantee for the victory of our cause. At present, strengthening the unity of the Party and strengthening the unity between the Party and the masses has special significance. —— Mao Zedong

57. 16每一个成功者都需要坚韧的毅力和非凡的勇气,一个人经历失败并不是坏事,因为只有经历过风雨,才能看见彩虹。

57. 16 Every successful person needs unwavering perseverance and extraordinary courage. Experiencing failure is not a bad thing, because only after going through storms and trials can one see the rainbow.

58. 机会就像秃子头上的一根毛,你抓住就抓住了,抓不住就没了。

58. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head; if you grab it, you've got it; if you can't, it's gone.

59. 最先朝气蓬勃地投入新生活的人,他们的命运是令人羡慕的。 —— 马克思

59. Those who most energetically embrace the new life are destined to have enviable fates. —— Marx

60. 命运,不过是失败者无聊的自一慰,不过是懦怯者的解嘲。人们的前途只能靠自己的意志、自己的努力来决定。茅盾

60. Fate is nothing but a vain consolation for the defeated, nothing but a self-deception for the cowardly. The future of people can only be determined by their own will and their own efforts. Mao Dun

61. 人生的光荣,不在永不失败,而在于能够屡仆屡起。拿破仑

61. The glory of life does not lie in never failing, but in the ability to rise again after every fall. - Napoleon

62. 一个生意人不想破产,好比一个将军永远不预备吃败仗,只自得半个商人。 —— 巴尔扎克

62. A businessman does not want to go bankrupt, just like a general is never prepared for defeat, but only gains half of a merchant. — Balzac