在浩瀚的宇宙中，一颗名为“天马星”的神秘星球正悄然苏醒。它隐藏在星际的深处，历经亿万年的沉寂，如今，一场前所未有的变革即将揭开序幕。

1. No, hey! 喂，别这样!

2. Girls, this is Kyle, my 姑娘们，这是凯尔，我的… dog. 狗

3. What about the floor? 地板呢?

4. or sneeze or burp or fart! 不准打嗝打喷嚏或者放屁!

5. Gru: I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?!格鲁：我将月亮缩小，我要窃取月亮，我坐在抽水马桶上…什么?!

6. Do you really think that this is n appropriate place for little kids? 你觉得这地方真的适合小孩子住?

7. It poked a hole in my juice box. 我的饮料被扎了个洞

8. 第二条，工作时不要打扰我

9. Hey! It's dark in here. 喂!里面好黑的

10. Yes, you may touch the floor.可以碰地板

11. We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes? 我们会玩的很开心，对吧爱葛妮丝?

12. Vector: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!维克多:当我解决了格鲁,他将会祈求我的宽恕的!

13. I have provided everythinga child might need. 我已经准备好了小孩子所需的一切(食物、水、屎尿)

14. Rule number three. 第三条规矩

15. Yes, you may touch the air! 可以碰空气!

16. Somebody broke that. 有人闯祸了

17. 如果您喜欢《《卑鄙的我》精彩语录，一个大坏蛋格鲁想将月亮偷走的3D动画故事》记得分享给更多好友噢!

18. Wait a sec... 等等…

19. You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 你就是那个假扮答录机的家伙!

20. As you can see, 你们看

21. Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. 别担心，没事的

22. I will see you in six hours. 六小时后见

23. Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules. 好吧，看来我们得定一些规矩

24. All right. 好了

25. What about this? 这个呢?

26. Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working.

27. He is a... I don't know. 他是…我也说不清

28. You will not touch anything. 你们什么也不能碰

29. No, that was someone else. 不，你认错了

30. When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this'd be more like Annie.我还以为被这个秃子领养以后 会有什么好地方住呢

31. Does this count as annoying? 这算不算烦人? Very! 相当的!

32. Can I hold your hand? 能拉着我吗? No. 不行

33. Well, I suppose the plan will work with two. 也许我的计划两个人就够了

34. Okay. As I was saying... Hey! 刚才说到…喂!

35. Fluffy doggy! 毛毛狗!

36. No! No! Stay away from there! 不，不!别去碰那个!

37. Okay, here we are. 好，我们到了。

38. Gru: We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century... we are going to steal the MOON!格鲁:我们将要犯下这个世纪真正意义上的罪行,我们将要把月亮给偷了!

39. Rule number one. 第一条

40. So, this is, like, your house? 这就是你家?

41. So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? 总之，一切烦人的声音都不能有 明白?

42. It's fragile. 容易碎的

43. - Where did you get that? - Found it. - 你怎么拿到的? - 捡的

44. Agnes: You're making them drink the milk!阿格蕾丝:你应该让他们去喝牛奶!。

45. What about the air? 空气呢?

46. Gru: "Three little kittens started to yawn..."格鲁:三只小猫开始打呵欠。

47. Cause it's not. 我不觉得

48. What kind of dog is that? 这算是哪种狗?

49. Home, sweet home . 甜蜜的家

50. You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 不准哭不准笑不准发牢骚

51. Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. 凯尔，不是给你吃的，这些是客人