1. 快乐自己给，活给自己看。

1. Happiness comes from within, and one should live for oneself.

2. 我对你付出那么多，结果我得到的是你给我的背叛，看到的是你和她的拥抱。

2. I have given so much to you, only to receive your betrayal in return, and see you embracing her.

3. 上帝遮蔽我的双眼，让我忘却你的素顔。

3. God has covered my eyes, causing me to forget your true face.

4. 喜欢一个人是种感觉，不喜欢一个人却是事实。事实容易解释，感觉却难以言喻。

4. Liking someone is a feeling, while not liking someone is a fact. Facts are easy to explain, but feelings are hard to put into words.

5. 都说女人是衣服，姐是你们穿不起的牌子。

5. They say women are like clothes, but I'm a brand you can't afford.

6. 有一种男人在外面硬扛着一切，最后却在自己兄弟面前泪流满面。

6. There is a kind of man who bears everything outside, but eventually breaks down in tears in front of his brothers.

7. 农民伯伯，你们辛苦了，要不是你们辛苦的劳动，不知道现在饿死了多少有钱人。

7. Farmer uncle, you have worked so hard. Without your hard labor, we wouldn't know how many wealthy people would have starved to death by now.

8. 为了防止我们早恋，老师发明一种东西，叫师生恋。

8. To prevent us from having an early romance, the teacher came up with something called "teacher-student love affair."

9. 总有那么一天，有一男人，会走进你的生活，让你明白，为什么你和其他人都没有结果。

9. There will always be a day when a man will enter your life and make you understand why you haven't achieved any results with others.

10. 人生如果错了方向，停止就是进步。

10. If life is going in the wrong direction, stopping is progress.

11. 姐从来不说人话，姐一直说的是神话。

11. Sister never speaks like a normal person, sister has always been speaking in myths.

12. 只要你明确了自己的方向，世界也会为你让路。

12. As long as you are clear about your direction, the world will make way for you.

13. 如果不能好好活着，那就抓紧***。

13. If one cannot live well, then make the most of ***.

14. 看着你以前说的一切，都觉得那么的扯。

14. Looking back at everything you used to say, it all seems so扯。 ("扯" is a colloquial Chinese word that can be translated as "ridiculous" or "bogus" in this context.)

15. 我那么辛苦胖起来，还不都是为了能在你心里多占点地儿。?>

15. I worked so hard to gain weight, isn't it all just to take up more space in your heart?

16. 别人说你变了，是因为你没有按照他的想法活罢了。

16. People say you've changed because you haven't lived according to his ideas.

17. 你搞艺术，我搞你，这叫深入艺术。

17. You engage in art, I engage with you, this is called deepening art.

18. 有时候，重新开始，只是一个阶段而已！

18. Sometimes, starting over is just a phase!

19. 孔子不能帮你解决的问题，老子帮你解决。

19. Confucius can't solve the problems for you, but Laozi can.

20. 天冷了，别说让我穿衣服，要说让我和你抱抱才对。

20. It's cold outside, but not to ask me to put on clothes; rather, you should be asking to hug me.

21. 我爱你，不代表我要和你在一起，而是代表我永远不会伤害你。

21. I love you doesn't mean I want to be with you, but it means I will never hurt you.

22. 别人笑我太淫荡，我笑他人不开放。

22. They laugh at me for being too licentious, while I laugh at their lack of openness.

23. 用寂寞填补寂寞，以空虚填补空虚。

23. Fill loneliness with loneliness, and fill emptiness with emptiness.

24. 人生的路要靠自己行走，成功要靠自己去争取。

24. Life's path must be walked by oneself, and success must be sought by oneself.

25. 爱情就像笑话，笑死了别人，笑疼了自己。

25. Love is like a joke, it kills others with laughter and hurts oneself.

26. 生活就是一面镜子，你笑了，它笑了；你哭了，他哭了。

26. Life is a mirror; when you smile, it smiles; when you cry, it cries.

27. 不要想太多，你的想象力会创造出个一开始并不存在的问题。

27. Don't overthink it; your imagination will create a problem that didn't exist at first.

28. 你是我的优乐美这样我喝完就可以把你扔掉咯。

28. You are my Yoyomama, so after I finish drinking, I can discard you, right?

29. 情不够，钱来凑，有钱身后一群狗，没钱社会路难走。

29. If there's not enough emotion, money can make up for it. With money, you'll have a group of sycophants trailing behind you, but without money, navigating society becomes a difficult path.

30. 你说无论我变成什么样子，你都不会离开我，于是我摘下了面具，看到了落荒而逃的你。

30. You said that no matter how I change, you would never leave me, so I took off the mask and saw the one who fled in despair.

31. 命运是改变不了的，改变自己才能决定命运。

31. Fate cannot be changed; only by changing oneself can one determine one's own destiny.

32. 我没有想象的坚强，但却找不到让懦弱休息的地方。

32. I am not as strong as I imagined, yet I can't find a place for my weakness to rest.

33. 我真的需要历练，只有经历过才懂得。

33. I really need to gain experience; only after experiencing can one understand.

34. 谁他二大爷的告诉我诺基亚能砸核桃，现在黑屏了。

34. Who told me that the Nokia can crack walnuts, and now it's black-screened.

35. 当我想装纯的时候，才发现一切都晚了。

35. When I wanted to act innocent, I realized that it was all too late.

36. 为了避免家庭**，于是我决定不结婚。

36. To avoid the family**, I decided not to get married.

37. 生活就是一个不断发现自己以前是傻逼的过程。

37. Life is a continuous process of discovering how foolish one used to be.

38. 天赋的才华，生命的阅历，加上后天的坚持，是成功。

38. Natural talent, life experiences, combined with perseverance, lead to success.

39. 笑只是一个表情，与快乐无关。

39. Laughter is just an expression, unrelated to happiness.

40. 如果我能原谅你的庸俗，你能容忍我的装逼吗？

40. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my posing?

41. 我要牵着你的手，壹直走下去。

41. I want to hold your hand and walk together all the way.

42. 连我最信任的人都在变化给我看。

42. Even the people I trust the most are showing me changes.

43. 只是我的一厢情愿带给了我自己最后的后悔。

43. It was only my own one-sided wish that brought me the ultimate regret.

44. 别和我装你活得精彩过得幸福，也别祝我过得幸福，你有那资格吗？

44. Don't pretend to me that you're living a精彩 life and being happy, and don't wish me happiness either, do you have the资格?

45. 人不要脸了鬼都怕，你要学不会不要脸那你就学如何忍受别人的不要脸。

做人没脸没皮，连鬼都害怕，如果你学不会不要脸，那就学学如何忍受别人的不要脸。

46. 每跨出一步都需要勇气，不论结局是成功或是失败。但要开始慢慢学会享受过程，原来乐在其中。

46. Every step requires courage, regardless of whether the outcome is success or failure. But it is time to start gradually learning to enjoy the process, as it turns out to be fun in itself.

47. 自作多情孔雀开平，内裤变成长方形正方形平行四边形。

47. Proud peacock of self-creation, the underpants turn into a rectangle, square, and parallelogram.

48. 昨天是历史，今天是开始，明天谁都不好使。

48. Yesterday is history, today is a new beginning, and tomorrow, no one is indispensable.

49. 你以为你完全忘记的，实际它一直都深深地藏在你的心底。

49. You thought you had completely forgotten it, but in fact, it has always been deeply buried in the depths of your heart.

50. 心的沉淀，灵魂的升华。

50. Heart's sedimentation, soul's sublimation.

51. 失败不可怕，关键看它是不是成功***。

51. Failure is not可怕, the key is to see whether it leads to success***.

52. 你那么牛X，为什么天安门挂的照片不是你的。

52. You're so awesome, why is it not your photo that's hanging at Tiananmen Square?

53. 其实我也很弱很怕受伤，只不过在你面前装得像什么也不怕的金刚一样。

53. In fact, I am also very weak and scared of getting hurt, but in front of you, I act like a金刚 who is not afraid of anything.

54. 不是贫僧定力不够，只是女施主道行太深。

54. It's not that the monk lacks self-control; it's just that the female donor has profound religious merit.

55. 眼睛看到的，耳朵听到的未必是真实的。聪明的聪字是这样写的，耳朵听，眼睛看，嘴出说，心去想。

55. What the eyes see and the ears hear may not necessarily be true. The character "cunning" is written as such: listen with the ears, look with the eyes, speak with the mouth, and think with the heart.

56. 我现在只吃素不吃荤，天天烧香拜佛，还常常行善积德，为的是什么，不就是期考不挂科么。

56. Now I only eat vegetarian food and not meat, burn incense and worship the Buddha every day, and often do good deeds. What's the reason for all this, isn't it just to pass the final exam without failing?

57. 我最不喜欢等，因为这个期限永远都是个未知数。

57. I dislike waiting the most, because that deadline is always an unknown number.

58. 别在我的坟前哭，脏了我轮回的路。

58. Don't cry at my tomb; it stains the path of my reincarnation.

59. 别指望所有的人都能懂你，因为萝卜白菜，各有所爱。你做了萝卜，自然就做不成青菜。

59. Don't expect everyone to understand you, because to each his own taste; there are those who like radishes and those who like cabbages. If you become a radish, you naturally can't be a cabbage.

60. 你是我爱过痛过挣扎过放弃过还是想要倾尽所有爱的人。

60. You are the one I have loved, suffered, struggled, given up on, and yet still want to give everything to.

61. 曾经存在的爱情，要怎么证明。

61. How to prove the love that once existed.

62. 游戏而已游戏而已游戏而已游戏而已可是、我当真了！

62. It's just a game, just a game, just a game, just a game, but, I'm serious!

63. 念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混。

63. Having studied for more than a decade, I still think kindergarten was easier to navigate.

64. 被陌生人伤，我无动于衷，被熟悉的人伤，我招架不住。

64. I remain unmoved when hurt by strangers, but I can't withstand the pain inflicted by those I know.

65. 有些事不怕做错，只因怕错过。

65. Some things are not feared because they might be done wrong, but because one fears missing out.

66. 夏天，肉隐肉现的季节又来了。

66. Summer, the season when the flesh is concealed and revealed, is back again.

67. 我虽然做不了有钱人的后代，但我一定要做有钱人的祖宗。

67. Although I can't be the descendant of the wealthy, I must be the ancestor of the wealthy.

68. 向毛主席保证：我再也不掐祖国花朵了，我去掐花骨朵。

68. I solemnly promise to Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of our motherland anymore, but I will pinch the flower buds instead.