1. 定因为我有点胖你才不会抱我 那我就瘦下来 你不抱也可以 摸摸头可以吧 算了 你笑笑就可以了

1. It's because I'm a bit chubby that you don't hold me. If I lose weight, you won't have to hold me either, just a pat on the head would be fine. Never mind, a smile from you is enough.

2. 你不知道吧，我曾经毫无指望的喜欢过你.]

2. You didn't know, did you? I once loved you with no hope at all.

3. 你已经爱上她了 我不知道自己是否要坚持 我怕最后所有坚持都是徒劳。

3. You have fallen in love with her, and I don't know if I should hold on. I'm afraid that all the perseverance in the end will be in vain.

4. 我没笑的时候，你别跟我得瑟，./]?>

4. Don't act proud in front of me when I'm not laughing, ./]?>

5. Mr tang ：最近天气变化快，请适量增添衣物。

5. Mr. Tang: The weather has been changing rapidly recently, please add clothes in moderation.

6. ［一个人久了不懂两个人的快乐］

6. [Being alone for too long, one doesn't understand the happiness of being with two people.]

7. 吃？你有资格吃么？有脸吃么？不觉得自己恶心么？还想不想要脸乐？还想不想让内些看扁你的人大吃一惊？

7. Eat? Do you have the资格 to eat? Do you even have the face to eat? Don't you feel disgusted with yourself? Do you still want to retain your dignity? Do you still want to surprise those who look down on you?

8. 没事就自拍，没事就自恋，没事就自聊。

8. Take selfies when there's nothing else to do, be narcissistic when there's nothing else to do, chat to oneself when there's nothing else to do.

9. 胃疼。胃疼。胃疼。胃疼算个鸟。瘦才是王道。

9. Stomachache. Stomachache. Stomachache. Stomachache is nothing. Being thin is the way to go.

10. 如果我真的爱了，我便会放弃青春和你赌未来，

10. If I truly love, I will bet my youth and the future on it.

11. 从来没有人很坚定的毫不犹豫的选择我。

11. No one has ever chosen me with absolute certainty and without hesitation.

12. 天空若蓝，我想看倾斜天空。

12. If the sky is blue, I want to see the slanting sky.

13. 我真的想要一份于果跟齐大胜那样的友谊，到死都不忘对方。

13. I really want a friendship like that between Guo and Qi Dasheng, one that never forgets each other until the end.

14. 有情人终能眷属无情人怎能留住]

14. Those in love will eventually be together; how can those not in love hold onto each other?

15. 扭扭捏捏的分手，倒不如转头就走.

15. It's better to turn around and leave than to have an awkward breakup.

16. 我们来自相同的地方，走过相同的路，可最终却要走向两个世界。多遗憾。

16. We come from the same place, have walked the same path, yet we are ultimately heading towards two different worlds. What a pity.

17. 我没那种一难受就有人心疼的命。

17. I'm not that kind of person who has someone to care for me when I'm feeling uncomfortable.

18. 胖子们很少被他人珍惜，所以更能拥有一颗珍惜他人的心。

18. The chubby ones are rarely cherished by others, thus they are more likely to have a heart that cherishes others.

19. 胖孩子的青春之歌真是一首肉包子历险记。（"胖子的个性签名：人生在世，不谈体重！

19. The song of the chubby child's youth is truly an adventure tale of a meat bun. ("The chubby guy's signature: In life, don't talk about weight!")

20. 胖子没资格吃！！！一定要瘦了再说！！！

20. Fatty is not qualified to eat!!! Must lose weight first!!!

21. 从小被嘲笑，还能够心理健全地长大，证明胖子们都有一颗比常人更为坚强的心。

21. Having been mocked since childhood and still growing up mentally healthy proves that all fat people have hearts that are stronger than those of ordinary people.

22. 整座城市都在看雨 ， 只有我在看你带没带伞。

22. The whole city is watching the rain, but only I am looking to see if you have brought an umbrella.

23. 姐妹们！！！你们都别吃了！我求求你们了！

23. Sisters!!! Stop eating! I beg you!

24. 不怕七夕一个人过，只怕心爱的人跟着别的男人过

24. It's not that I'm afraid of spending the Qixi Festival alone, but I'm scared that the one I love is with another man.

25. 你心灵再美也就是个好心肠的胖子！

25. No matter how beautiful your soul is, you're just a well-intentioned fat person!

26. 每一次人生转折点上的大减肥都有不可告人的目的。

26. Every significant weight loss at a turning point in life has an unspoken purpose.

27. 饿了就去照照镜子吧，死肥婆！

27. If you're hungry, take a look in the mirror, you fat cow!

28. 老子现在称体重，连眉毛都想拔光。

28. Laozi is weighing himself now and even wishes to pluck off all his eyebrows.

29. 不要怪我太敏感，我只是太在乎而已。

29. Don't blame me for being too sensitive; I just care too much.

30. 不要拿着我的秘密当匕首 我会拿着匕首捅破你的心

30. Do not use my secret as a dagger; I will use a dagger to pierce your heart.

31. 你是戏子我连当主角都没机会

31. You're an actor, and I don't even get a chance to be the leading role.

32. 多亏我是个胖子，伤心时我可以捏捏肚子。

32. Thanks to being overweight, when I'm sad, I can squeeze my belly.

33. 其实我笑点很低 低到看见你 我也笑了@

33. Actually, my sense of humor is quite low; low enough that even seeing you, I can't help but laugh.

34. 我假装过去不重要，却发现自己办不到....

34. I pretend that the past is unimportant, but I find I can't do it....

35. 就算你一身是刺如刺猬。仍有我拥抱无忌讳。

35. Even if you are all thorny like a hedgehog, I will still embrace you without any hesitation.

36. 世界上最动听的三个字，不是“我爱你”，而是“你瘦了”。

36. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you," but "You have lost weight."

37. 我好久不见的兄弟 无论在哪， 走穷了 也别走歪了

37. My long-time absent brother, no matter where you are, even if you are in dire straits, don't take the wrong path.

38. 昨晚给我了很大的希望 今天我狠狠的失望了

38. Last night gave me a lot of hope, but today I was severely disappointed.

39. 我的女朋友：我不允许你不信任我，我对你承诺的话，说过的话，答应你的一切我都会做到。 小七。

39. My girlfriend: I do not allow you to distrust me. Whatever promises I make, what I say, and everything I promise to you, I will fulfill. Xiaoqi.

40. 胖子，就算你死了，你都只是死胖子

40. Fatso, even if you died, you'd still just be a dead fatso.

41. 看的太透反而不快乐，还不如幼稚得没心没肺。

41. Seeing too clearly can lead to unhappiness; it's better to be naive and heartless.

42. 胖子们深知自己外形上的不足，会在其它方面更加努力，所以成功人士一般以胖子为主。

42. The chubby individuals are well aware of their physical shortcomings and compensate by working harder in other areas, which is why successful people are often found among the chubby.

43. 胖子固有一死，或重于泰山，或重于华山，或重于恒山，或重于喜马拉雅山。

43. The fat man is bound to die, and his death may be heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Mount Hua, or heavier than Mount Heng, or heavier than Mount Everest.

44. 我们在梦里见，来我的长街做我的归人]

44. We meet in dreams, come to my long street to be my returning soul]

45. 我其实是个天使，之所以留在人间，是因为体重的关系。

45. I am actually an angel, and the reason I stay on Earth is due to my weight.

46. 分难过七分释怀 谁不是这样怀念 ]

46. Halfhearted sorrow, half-hearted release. Who isn't like this in reminiscing?

47. 不管我怎么说怎么做 你还是都做一样的选择

47. No matter what I say or do, you still make the same choice.

48. 很多人都把“做人要大度”理解成了“做人要大肚”。

48. Many people misunderstand "to be magnanimous in one's demeanor" as "to have a big belly in one's demeanor."

49. 猪胖还能多卖点钱，你胖能卖钱吗？胖子比猪还不值钱

49. Pork fat can still fetch more money, can your fat be sold for money? Fat people are not as valuable as pigs.

50. 你站在我的心门外 冗长的愁落化不开]

50. You stand at the threshold of my heart, the endless sorrow cannot be unraveled.

51. 胖子的人生就像量筒，注定估读一生。

51. The life of the chubby person is like a graduated cylinder, destined to estimate through life.

52. 你千万不要来我的梦里我怕有了你我无法醒来。

52. Please do not come to my dreams; I'm afraid once you're with me, I won't be able to wake up.

53. 你是人还是畜生啊，一边说减肥一边吃东西，吃吃吃，吃死你吧，死胖子，不想瘦就自己滚一边去肥死···

53. Are you a human or an animal? You're talking about losing weight while eating, eat, eat, eat yourself to death, fatso. If you don't want to lose weight, just go somewhere else and die fat...

54. 我沉没在睡眠的海底，就像海盗船抢残破的瓷器。

54. I sink to the depths of the sea of sleep, like a pirate ship pillaging broken porcelain.

55. 你羡慕他牛逼，他耀眼你不知道他背后遭多少罪才混出这地位，很有道理的一句话也送给你们想拥有先付出。

55. You envy his牛逼, he shines but you don't know how much suffering he has endured to reach this position. It's a very reasonable saying, and it's also given to those of you who want to have something first, you must pay for it.

56. 好不容易时间的沙将你深埋 。我却在你一个眼神中沦陷。

56. It was not easy for the sands of time to deeply bury you. Yet, I fell for you in an instant with just a look of yours.

57. 还是那句话:要瘦就是要能忍饿~如果你一直吃是狠难减的.

57. That's the same old saying: if you want to be thin, you have to be able to withstand hunger. If you keep eating, it will be very difficult to lose weight.

58. 妈咪啊，等我瘦了，我就会吃了，请原谅我

58. Mommy, please forgive me. I will eat when I lose weight.

59. 本来准备今年瘦成一道闪电，亮瞎你们的眼，不想竟然胖成了坚果墙，挡住了你们的视线。

59. Originally planned to lose weight and become as thin as a lightning bolt this year, dazzling you all, but instead, I've gained weight and turned into a wall of nuts, blocking your view.

60. 你不用再找理由拒绝我了我已经放弃了。

60. You no longer need to find excuses to reject me, I have given up.