1. 英俊潇洒的白龙马被封为天庭护法后，一直找不到老婆，悟空问其原因，白龙马泪流满面说：她们说神马都是浮云。

1. After the handsome and elegant White Dragon Horse was appointed as the heavenly court's protector, he couldn't find a wife. Wukong asked him the reason, and the White Dragon Horse said with tears in his eyes: "They say that gods and horses are all just ephemeral clouds."

2. 当你在埋怨她是不是处女的时候，想想自己是不是处男！

2. When you are complaining about whether she is a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin yourself!

3. 就这样吧，别再想太多了，生活还在继续， 每天的烦恼都很多，别把太多的情绪带到平常的生活中。

3. Well, that's it. Don't overthink it anymore. Life goes on. There are many worries every day, so don't bring too many emotions into everyday life.

4. 小时候，不管语文数学，只要出题都是小明。到现在还是小明，我想问问，小明他现在还好吗？

4. When I was young, whether it was Chinese or math, it was always Xiao Ming who came up with the questions. And it's still Xiao Ming now. I wonder, how is Xiao Ming doing now?

5. 永远不要和禽兽作斗争？赢了？你比禽兽还禽兽？输了？你禽兽不如？平手？你和禽兽没什么区别？

5. Should you never fight against beasts? If you win, are you worse than beasts? If you lose, are you not as good as beasts? If it's a draw, are you no different from beasts?

6. 昨日接到一短信，让我速把钱汇入一账户，我回复，已汇入。 他又回复，你是骗子。

6. I received a text message yesterday asking me to wire money into an account immediately, so I replied that I had already done so. He then replied, "You're a fraudster."

7. 感觉别人的个性签名是那么的霸气，时不时也想改变一下自己的个性签名。

7. I feel that others' personality signatures are so domineering, and I sometimes also want to change my own personality signature.

8. 然后找到个人中心，点击进入，随后在界面中点击“个性签名”栏目，点击进入，将提前准备好的个性签名输入或者复制粘贴以后，最后最重要的一步是点击保存，这样个性签名就修改好了。如果忘记点击保存，需要重复之前的步骤，进行修改个性签名。

8. Then find the Personal Center, click to enter, and then click on the "Personal Signature" section within the interface. Click to enter, input or copy and paste the pre-prepared personal signature, and finally, the most important step is to click "Save," which will complete the modification of the personal signature. If you forget to click "Save," you need to repeat the previous steps to modify the personal signature.

9. 同事的最高境界是宽容，夫妻的最高境界是相容，朋友的最高境界是包容，生活的最高境界是笑容！

9. The highest境界 of a colleague is tolerance, the highest境界 of a husband and wife is compatibility, the highest境界 of a friend is tolerance, and the highest境界 of life is a smile!

10. 男人的谎话排行榜 第一句：我不在乎你的容貌。

10. Top Lies Told by Men: First Lie: I don't care about your appearance.

11. 累了，才放慢脚步、错了，才想到后悔、苦了，才懂得满足、伤了，才明白坚强、醉了，才知道难忘。

11. It's only when tired that one slows down; it's only when wrong that one regrets; it's only when in pain that one understands contentment; it's only when hurt that one realizes strength; and it's only when drunk that one knows what is unforgettable.

12. 就算，眼前的这个男人，千般好，万般好，处处是优点，他不爱你，这个缺点，你永远改变不了 。?>

12. Even though this man in front of you is a thousand good things, ten thousand good things, and has merits everywhere, if he doesn't love you, this flaw is something you can never change. ?>

13. 个性签名是一个人的标签，也是一个人的座右铭。微信的个性签名随时可以更改的，大家可以根据自己现阶段的状况撰写属于自己的个性签名，体现自己与其他人的不同。

13. The personal signature is a person's label and also their motto. The personal signature on WeChat can be changed at any time. Everyone can write their own personal signature based on their current situation, reflecting their uniqueness from others.