1. 多年以后 ***变我妈。

1. Many years later, she became my mother.

2. 年华她背叛了我，我也要背叛她。

2. She betrayed me with the passage of time, and I will betray her in return.

3. 每个人都是自己命运的建筑师。

3. Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

4. 学会坚强 ，其实一个人也可以活得漂亮，自己笑给自己看，自己哭给自己听。

4. Learn to be strong, actually, a person can live beautifully on their own. They can laugh at themselves and listen to their own tears.

5. 男人不擅长分手 但是擅长如何让女人提出分手

5. Men are not good at breaking up, but they are skilled at how to make women initiate the breakup.

6. 你有你的背景，我有我的故事。没有读懂我的故事，别给我多余的评价。别用昨日的眼光 ，看今日的我。

6. You have your background, and I have my story. Don't make extra evaluations without understanding my story. Don't view today's me through the eyes of yesterday.

7. 风雨过后，老子各种坚强各种狂.

7. After the storm, Laozi shows all sorts of resilience and extravagance.

8. 有些人早已看透，有些事早已看懂?>

8. Have some people already seen through it, and some things already understood?

9. 爱情就像大便，有时你努力很久他却只是一个屁。

9. Love is like feces; sometimes, you work hard at it, but it's just a fart.

10. 把微笑当作信让记忆化成灰就算独守山海也不要忘记回忆尘埃，

10. Treat a smile as a letter, let memories turn to ashes, and even if you are alone by the seas and mountains, don't forget the dust of memories.

11. 一个男生不需要太好对你好就好

11. A boy doesn't need to be too good, just good enough for you.

12. 可那又如何呢，她是我喜欢的人，我就愿意俯首称臣。

12. So what? She is the one I like, and I am willing to bow down and be subordinate to her.

13. 拿出勇气来面对，怕输就别下注，怕被甩就别恋爱。

13. Face it with courage, don't bet if you're afraid of losing, and don't fall in love if you're afraid of being discarded.

14. 你那浓浓的***加黑木耳的味道让人受不了，你赶快远离人间，但你可以去阴间祸害牛鬼蛇神。

14. The overwhelming aroma of your *** mixed with black fungus is unbearable; you should quickly distance yourself from humanity. But you can go to the underworld to trouble the ghosts, demons, and spirits.

15. 面对困境，悲观的人因为往往只看到事情消极一面。

15. When faced with difficulties, pessimistic people often only see the negative aspects of things.

16. 不要问我考的怎么样，我只能说烤焦了。

16. Don't ask me how I did on the exam, I can only say I'm burned.

17. 我确实想你，也确实想睡你，但我更想每天睡醒后还有你。

17. I really miss you and I really want to be with you, but I even more want to wake up to you every day.

18. 老师，不是我不学习，是因为我从小就怕黑，所以一直不敢看黑板~

18. Teacher, it's not that I don't study; it's because I've been afraid of the dark since I was a child, so I've always been too scared to look at the blackboard.~

19. ［竖起中指朝天笑，劳资不能再低调。］

19. [Pointing the middle finger upwards and laughing, I can't be低调 anymore.]

20. 穿情侣装算什么，以后开情侣车才霸气！！

20. Wearing matching outfits is nothing; in the future, driving matching cars will be really cool!!

21. 当你提高嗓门子跟我大喊大叫的时候你先想想咱俩的关系到没到那种让我惯着你的程度

21. When you shout at me with a loud voice, first think about whether our relationship has reached the extent where I should spoil you.