1. 生活可是是玻璃渣子里找糖吃，可能是甘甜，可能是腥甜。

1. Life is like finding sugar in glass shards, it could be sweet, or it could be bitter-sweet.

2. 斥责：你今天为什么迟到？淡定的回答：我的床老了，需要人照顾。

2. Scolding: Why were you late today? Calmly replied: My bed is old and needs some care.

3. 今天是个好天气，不知道会不会有对象掉下来。

3. It's a nice day today, I wonder if any objects will fall from the sky.

4. 世界上最好的模样就是不断进步努力让自己成为更好的人，这比什么都重要。

4. The best form in the world is to constantly strive for progress and become a better person, which is more important than anything else.

5. 当你连尝试的勇气都没有，你就不配拥有幸福，也永远不会得到幸福，伤过，痛过，才知道有多深刻。

5. When you don't even have the courage to try, you are not worthy of happiness, and you will never attain it. Only after experiencing pain and suffering can you understand its depth.

6. 异常能吃苦，我思考了一下，我只做到了前面四个字。

6. Exceptionally able to endure hardship, I thought about it and I've only managed to live up to the first four characters.

7. 打着灯笼也找不着的男人，我想说，是不是你的灯笼太暗了。

7. A man who can't be found even with a lantern, I'd like to say, is it because your lantern is too dim?

8. 胸小的妹纸应当多笑笑，因为乐极生杯嘛。

8. Girls with small chests should smile more, because joy can bring out a cup, as the saying goes.

9. 过去一直喜欢她的胸怀宽广，其实那也无非是一片飞机场！

9. I've always liked her broad-mindedness, but in fact, it's no more than a piece of airport land!

10. 何必为了一份看不见，摸不着的感情颓废。

10. Why waste oneself on a love that is invisible and intangible?

11. 你为什么会近视“为了淡看世间事，所以才模糊了双眼。”

11. Why are you nearsighted? "To look at the world with a blurred vision, I have intentionally made my eyes fuzzy to see things lightly."

12. 你要储蓄你的可爱，眷顾你的善良，当这个世界越来越坏时 ，只希望你能越来越好。

12. You should save your loveliness, cherish your kindness, and when this world becomes increasingly bad, I only hope that you will become better and better.

13. 把气愤的心境转化为柔和，把柔和的心境转化为爱，如此，这个世间将更加完美。生命之长短殊不重要，只要你活得快乐，在有生之年做些有意义的事，便已足够。晚安！

13. Transform your angry mood into gentleness, and transform your gentle mood into love. In this way, this world will become more perfect. The length of life is not particularly important; as long as you live happily and do something meaningful during your lifetime, that is enough. Good night!

14. 发自拍照的说说幽默的朋友圈晒照片的说说有趣好玩。

14. Humorous captions for selfies and funny posts in friends' circles where people share photos.

15. 世间事，凡有一得必有一失，凡有一失必有一得;你若要彩虹，就得学会宽容细雨。

15. In this world, for every gain there is a loss, and for every loss there is a gain; if you want a rainbow, you must learn to embrace the gentle rain.

16. 希望你们都拥有爱情 而我拥有金钱

16. May you all have love, and I have wealth.

17. 我妈说从点赞评论里 抽一个当女婿～

17. My mom said she will pick one from the likes and comments to be her son-in-law.

18. 遇到恶心事，你要学会淡定和从容，这个世界上的人渣千姿百态，防不胜防。

18. When faced with unpleasant matters, you should learn to be composed and calm. The scum of the earth comes in all shapes and sizes, and it is impossible to guard against all of them.

19. 态度决定一切，实力扞卫尊严！人要经得起诱惑耐得住寂寞！晚安！

19. Attitude determines everything, strength upholds dignity! One must withstand temptation and endure solitude! Good night!

20. 心甘情愿吃亏的人，终究吃不了亏，能吃亏的人，人缘必然好，人缘好的人机会自然多，人的一生能抓住一两次关键机会，足矣！早安！

20. Those who are willing to bear a loss out of good will will eventually not suffer any loss. People who can endure losses will have good relationships, and those with good relationships will naturally have more opportunities. In a person's life, being able to seize one or two key opportunities is enough! Good morning!

21. 生活太艰难了，幸好我这么可爱。

21. Life is so hard, but fortunately, I'm so cute.

22. 朋友圈自拍臭美的句子幽默每次刚洗完澡，照镜子就会觉得自我异常好看，可能这就是脑袋进水吧。

22. A humorous sentence for posting on social media about being vain: Every time I take a shower and look in the mirror, I think I look exceptionally handsome. Maybe that's because my head is full of water.

23. 我那么辛苦胖起来，还不都是为了能在你心里占点地儿

23. I've gained weight with so much effort, all just to occupy a little space in your heart.

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25. 真正努力过的人，就会明白天赋的重要。

25. Those who have truly tried hard will understand the importance of natural talent.

26. 想不出文案 那就想你吧

26. Can't think of a slogan? Then think of you instead.

27. 这世界什么都能够是假的，可是，我唯一不能容忍的是，我手上的钱也是假的。

27. In this world, almost anything can be fake, but the one thing I cannot tolerate is that the money in my hand is also fake.

28. 我能感觉到你的心痛，你有你说不出的无奈，但是你做出一副无所谓的样子，你越是这样我就越难受。晚安！

28. I can feel the pain in your heart, you have an unexpressed helplessness, but you put on an air of indifference. The more you do that, the more难受 I feel. Good night!

29. 人生可是是一场旅途，看遍了红尘，终会踏上归途。

29. Life is indeed a journey; after seeing through the world's dust, one will eventually embark on the path of return.

30. 仅有当你什么都不奢望的时候，一切，或许会如期而至。

30. Only when you have no expectations at all, everything, perhaps, will come as scheduled.

31. 刚刚拍的，p 过，勿扰。

31. Just taken, edited, please do not disturb.

32. 不知不觉，又要踏上开学这条不归路了。

32. Unconsciously, I'm about to embark on this one-way road to school again.

33. 别总是以为生活亏欠了你，你就是你，世上再也没有第二个。俗话说：人比人，气死人。如果你老是想着自己这也不如人，那也不如人，你生活里怎么会有愉快？其实，别人愉快，你也有自己的愉快，只是程度不同，内容有别罢了。早安！

33. Don't always think that life has shortchanged you. You are unique, and there is no one else in the world like you. As the saying goes, comparing people to people can make you feel lifeless. If you always think that you are not as good as others in this or that aspect, how can you find joy in your life? In fact, others may be joyful, but you also have your own joy, just at different levels and with different contents. Good morning!

34. 遇到问题，比如睡不着，不是热，就是蚊子，也可能是噪音大，空气闷，一定不是因为你睡觉的能力不好。没有很多成功经验的人，总是容易在遇到屁大点儿的问题就怀疑自己的能力。千万别这样，凡遇不好的事都觉得自己失败，容易养成习得性人格失败证。记住，你其实挺好的。早安！

34. When encountering problems, such as being unable to sleep, it's usually either because it's too hot, there are mosquitoes, or possibly because the noise is too loud and the air is stuffy. It definitely is not because of your ability to sleep. People who don't have much experience in success tend to doubt their abilities when faced with even minor issues. Please don't do that. Always feeling like a failure whenever you encounter something bad can easily lead to learned helplessness. Remember, you're actually quite good. Good morning!

35. 好听的话别当真，难听的话别较真，认真你就输了。

35. Don't take sweet words too seriously, and don't argue with harsh words; if you take them seriously, you'll lose.

36. 如果有一天，你拼搏得累了，记得转身，我的鼓励就安放在你的身边；如果有一天，你忙碌得忘了，记得抬头，我的微笑就悬浮在你的面前。愿你快乐每一天，幸福到永远！早安！

36. If one day you are tired from struggling, remember to turn around, my encouragement is always by your side; if one day you are so busy that you forget, remember to look up, my smile will float in front of you. May you be happy every day and happy forever! Good morning!

37. 有些人见面要坐飞机，有些人见面要坐时光机。未知名的p图

37. Some people meet by plane, some meet by the time machine. Unknown photo editing.

38. 人生聚散离合，就是缘来缘尽，时间，在仆风仆尘中，仍旧是一副模样。如果注定无法逃脱这厄运，那么就享受吧，不是每一个失败都意味着结束，承受不住一个崭新的未来，就去创造一个崭新的明天。早安！

38. Life's gatherings and separations, comings and goings, are just the rise and fall of fate. Time, amidst the bustling wind and dust, remains unchanged. If it's destined to escape this misfortune, then enjoy it, not every failure means an end. If you can't bear a new future, then create a new tomorrow. Good morning!

39. 别在最美的年纪 辜负了最好的自己。

39. Don't waste the best years of your life on the worst version of yourself.

40. 有些风景只能喜欢，却不能收藏，就像有些人只适合遇见，不适合久伴。

40. Some landscapes can only be appreciated but not collected, just as some people are only meant to be encountered, not to be long-term companions.

41. 7大家好，和大家分享一下我的英文名：沃德天泥维森陌拉莫美美德布耀布耀德。

41. 7 Hello everyone, I would like to share with you my English name: Ward Tian Niwei Senmo Melameme Debuyu Debuyu.

42. 在一个崇高的目标支持下，不停地工作，即使慢，也一定会获得成功。晚安！

42. Working tirelessly with the support of a noble goal, success is sure to be achieved, even if it is slow. Good night!

43. 我还是想当被你喜欢的小猪，只管吃吃睡睡。

43. I still want to be the little pig you like, just eating and sleeping.

44. 也不知你成天笑什么笑，笑的就跟破布鞋炸了线似的。

44. I don't know what you are laughing about all day, your laugh is like the thread in a worn-out shoe has come loose.

45. 我这个人善良又可爱，但你非要跟我讲大道理的话，我提议你***。

45. I am kind and lovable, but if you insist on lecturing me on moral principles, I suggest you ***.

46. 报告 我今天也有很开心噢

46. Report: I also had a very good time today!

47. 别谈恋爱了，你是要做富婆的人，不能被情爱绊住。

47. Stop falling in love, you're the kind of person who's going to be a rich woman, and you can't be hindered by love and affection.

48. 26今天来朋友圈发点什么了，好了给你们看我把。

48. 26 What should I post on WeChat Moments today? Alright, let me show you what I've got.

49. 不去抱怨，不浮躁，不害怕孤单，能很好的处理寂寞，沉默却又努力，那时说不定你想要苦苦追寻的梦想，已经握在你手中了。等你已经变成更好的你，继续勇敢地追寻下去等下去，真正能治愈自己的，只有你自己，总有一天，我们都能强大到什么都无法扰乱我们内心的平和。早安！

49. Don't complain, don't be restless, don't fear loneliness, and learn to handle solitude well. Be silent yet determined, and perhaps the dream you have been desperately pursuing is already in your hands. When you have become a better version of yourself, continue to bravely chase after it and wait. The only one who can truly heal yourself is yourself. Someday, we will all be strong enough that nothing can disturb the inner peace of our hearts. Good morning!

50. 原来我在你心里从来都没有停留过，只是我在自作多情罢了

50. Originally, I never lingered in your heart at all; it was just my own fancy.

51. 失恋了也没什么，她对你来说还是一样特别的存在。你懂的。生活中每一颗糖果都是特别的存在。正如你所说的，以后你也会有你自己的糖果。以后我们都会有一颗只想属于我们的糖果。早安！

51. Losing a love isn't anything to worry about, she still remains a special presence in your life. You know that. Every candy in life is a special one. Just as you said, you will have your own candy in the future. Someday we will both have a candy that is only ours. Good morning!

52. 人生是一次旅程，有上坡也有下坡。我不在乎自己的终点是坡顶还是谷底，只在乎沿路的风景美丽而富有生机！晚安！

52. Life is a journey, with ups and downs. I don't care whether my destination is at the top of the hill or at the bottom of the valley, I only care about the beautiful and vibrant scenery along the way! Good night!

53. 为什么绵羊被刮了毛以后会睡不着觉 因为他失棉绵

53. Why do sheep not sleep well after being shorn? Because they lose their wool.

54. 青春是一本太仓促的书，我们含着泪，一读再读。

54. Youth is a book that is too brief, which we read over and over, with tears in our eyes.

55. 换个方法思考，可以使问题变简单；换个立场看人，可以更宽容处世；换种心态看人生，可以得到更多美好。有时仅需换换角度，就可以改变自己的一生。晚安！

55. Thinking about things in a different way can make problems seem simpler; viewing people from a different perspective can lead to a more宽容 approach to life; and having a different mindset towards life can bring about more beauty. Sometimes, simply changing one's perspective can change one's entire life. Good night!

56. 刚毕业后会有期;毕业一年后会有妻;后来后悔有妻;再后来会有后妻;最后悔有后妻

56. After graduation, there will be prospects; after one year of graduation, there will be a wife; later on, one regrets having a wife; then there will be a subsequent wife; finally, one regrets having a subsequent wife.

57. 看着你们相濡以沫的幸福，我的心如刀割

57. Seeing your togetherness and happiness, my heart is torn apart.

58. 我们总是太急，没有耐心。二十岁青春出头的样子就想要有着四十岁的阅历与财富，自然，不是每个吃过苦的人都会得到回报。人总会遇到挫折，总有不被人理解、低声下气的时候。要知道胜利只属于那些有耐心的人，所以不要急，慢慢来。多一点耐心吧。晚安！

58. We are always too impatient and lack patience. At the age of twenty, we want to have the experience and wealth of a forty-year-old, naturally. Not everyone who has suffered will receive a return. People will always encounter setbacks and times when they are misunderstood and humiliated. Remember, victory belongs only to those who are patient, so don't be in a hurry, take your time. Be more patient. Good night!

59. 不要只看到艰难，要看艰难后面的胜利。环境越艰难，越会出聪明人。

59. Don't just see the difficulties, but also look at the victory behind them. The harder the environment, the more intelligent people will emerge.

60. 人生在世会受许多委屈，别因此难过，一个人越成功，所遭受的委屈也会越多。要使生命获得极致与精彩，就不能太在意，别让它们揪住你的心、扰乱你的生活。智者懂得隐忍，原谅那些伤害你的人，在宽容中壮大。当你一笑置之地去对待哪些无聊的事时，那些兴致勃勃伤害你的人便会无趣而退。早安！

60. In life, one will encounter many injustices. Don't be sad about it. The more successful a person becomes, the more injustices they will suffer. To make life ultimate and wonderful, one cannot be overly concerned about them, and not let them tug at your heart or disrupt your life. The wise know how to endure and forgive those who have hurt you, growing stronger through tolerance. When you treat those trivial matters with a smile, those who are eager to hurt you will become boring and retreat. Good morning!

61. 只要你真心许下愿望，就会有一股力量帮助你成功，你所期待的幸运才能降临在你身上。尤其是深陷不幸和面临挫折的人，更需要相信自己有迈向美好未来的可能，生命必然会因你的期许而出现转机。晚安！

61. As long as you sincerely make a wish, there will be a force to help you succeed, and the luck you anticipate can come to you. Especially for those who are deeply trapped in misfortune and facing setbacks, it is even more important to believe in the possibility of moving towards a beautiful future. Life will inevitably turn a corner due to your expectations. Good night!

62. 从今以后，别再过你应该过的人生，去过你想过的人生吧！

62. From now on, don't live the life you should live, live the life you want to live!

63. 以往我也是靠脸吃饭的，之后差点饿死才放下。

63. In the past, I also made a living with my looks, but almost starved to death before I let it go.

64. 知足的生活才有快乐，满足的心理才会安静。当下拥有的才是真实的，才是拥有的，能珍惜拥有的才会有淡雅的心境，才会有把握自己的生活，去营造更多的美好。人总徘徊在患得患失之中，欲望的膨胀会迷失人的方向，会扭曲人的心灵，在无法满足的欲望中，无法把握拥有的，也就无法淡然面对美好的生活。早安！

64. Happiness comes from a life of contentment, and peace of mind comes from satisfaction. What you have at present is real, and what you possess. Only by cherishing what you have can you cultivate a graceful state of mind, and then you can take hold of your own life to create more beauty. People often wander in the realm of anxiety about losing or gaining, and the expansion of desires can lead them astray, distort their souls. In the face of unfulfilled desires, if you cannot grasp what you possess, you also cannot calmly face the beauty of life. Good morning!

65. 人不能太闲，一闲就胡思乱想，一闲就丧。

65. People cannot be too idle; once idle, they tend to indulge in idle thoughts and become melancholic.

66. 此刻什么让我累，我就想放下什么，别讲道理。

66. At this moment, whatever makes me tired, I just want to put it down, don't talk about logic.

67. 这么大的风，都不方便出去了，我那么可爱，如果不细心吹到别人怀里，别人是不会还的。

67. With such a strong wind, it's not convenient to go out. I'm so cute; if I'm not carefully blown into someone else's arms, they won't return me.

68. 即使没有人为你鼓掌，也要优雅的谢幕，感谢自己的认真付出。如果你不快乐，那就出去走走，世界这么大。风景很美、机会很多、人生很短，不要蜷缩在一处阴影中。晚安！

68. Even if no one is clapping for you, exit gracefully and thank yourself for your diligent efforts. If you are not happy, go out for a walk, as the world is so vast. The scenery is beautiful, opportunities are abundant, and life is short. Don't curl up in one shadow. Good night!

69. “你和男友最疯狂的事情是什么？”“二十多年，还没见过。”

69. "What's the most wild thing you and your boyfriend have done?" "After more than twenty years, I haven't seen it yet."

70. 老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是科蛋呢。

70. When I was a swan, you were still a science egg.

71. 你有你的诗和远方，我有我的懒和嚣张。

71. You have your poetry and distant horizons, while I have my laziness and arrogance.

72. 大家好，我是微商，贩卖的主要产品主要是我的美貌与才华。

72. Hello everyone, I am a micro-commerce seller, and the main products I sell are my beauty and talent.

73. 无法承受的时候，就要学会放过自己。我们后来怨的，常是最初爱的。东西没变环境变了，景色没变眼睛变了，别人没变自己变了。只是当我们怨的时候，如果能回头想想当初为什么选他、爱他、欣赏他。他如果依然是当初的那个他，就让我们用年轻时的眼睛，试着再看看吧。早安！

73. When it's unbearable, learn to let go of yourself. Often, what we later complain about is what we once loved the most. The things haven't changed, but the environment has; the scenery hasn't changed, but our eyes have; others haven't changed, but we have. It's just that when we complain, if we can think back to why we chose him, loved him, and admired him in the first place. If he is still the same as he was back then, let us use our youthful eyes and try to see him again. Good morning!

74. 人从生到死这段生活的过程就是人生;简言之：人生就是人的生活和生存到生命的终结，在这有限的人生去实现你伟大的理想、生命的意义、人生的价值。晚安！

74. The process from birth to death in this life is what we call life; in short: life is the living and existence of a person until the end of life, in this limited life to realize your great ideals, the meaning of life, and the value of life. Good night!

75. 把星星熬成糖，蘸一蘸你说过的晚安，再大口大口的吃掉。

75. Boil the stars into sugar, dip them in the goodnight words you've said, and then eat them in big mouthfuls.

76. 励志就像给自己插上翅膀，才能飞得更高；炼造一双千里眼，才能望得更远。满载而行，即使困难重重，留下的汗水也终会获得回报；满载而行，即使艰辛与泪水并存，前方的道路也依然光明；满载而行，即使跌倒，也将有勇气迈向成功。晚安！

76. Motivation is like giving oneself wings, allowing one to soar higher; crafting a pair of eyes that can see a thousand miles, enabling one to look further. To carry loads and move forward, even amidst numerous difficulties, the sweat you leave behind will eventually be rewarded; to carry loads and move forward, even with toil and tears, the path ahead remains bright; to carry loads and move forward, even if you fall, you will still have the courage to stride towards success. Good night!