“一语双关，笑点爆表，揭秘隐藏笑料！”

“A punny line that bursts with laughter, revealing hidden comedy gold!”

1. ❶数学老师说，人生就像抛物线，可我的人生好像被按了暂停键。

1. ❶ The math teacher said that life is like a parabola, but my life seems to have hit the pause button.

2. ❸本想做个高冷女神，结果被生活逼成了搞笑女。

2. ❸ Originally wanted to be an aloof goddess, but life forced me to become a funny woman.

3. ❼本以为今年能脱单，结果被疫情隔离成了‘单身冠军’。

3. I had thought I would get a partner this year, but ended up being isolated by the pandemic and became the 'Single Champion'.

4. ❻都说吃鱼补脑，我连吃三天鱼，结果梦见自己在水里啃鱼骨头。

4. ③ As everyone says, eating fish is good for the brain. I ate fish for three consecutive days, and as a result, I dreamt that I was chewing on fish bones in the water.

5. ❽别人晒娃晒车晒存款，我晒得乌漆嘛黑还没对象。

5. Everyone else is showing off their kids, cars, and savings, but I'm just showing off how darkly tanned I am and still don't have a partner.

6. ❷别人脱单我脱发，别人脱贫我脱发，看来我和头发有仇。

6. When others get into relationships, I lose hair; when others get rich, I lose hair. It seems like I have a grudge against my hair.

7. ❹每次减肥都成功，只是成功反弹了。

7. ❹ Each time I dieted, I was successful, but the weight always came back.

8. ❿别人的人生是连续剧，我的人生是广告插播。

8. Other people's lives are soap operas, and my life is a commercial break.

9. ❺别人的24小时：自律、变美、搞钱；我的24小时：熬夜、吃零食、玩手机。

9. Other people's 24 hours: self-discipline, becoming beautiful, making money; my 24 hours: staying up late, snacking, playing with my phone.

10. ❾每次说‘下次一定’，结果‘下次’成了口头禅。

10. Every time I say "Next time, for sure," the word "next time" becomes a mere catchphrase.